My Cat Is Not A Witch!

[kittyinmypocket666]

Its a sin to lick myself...meow

[GnosticAtheist]

MWahahahah! :D

[xtatictimes4ever]

Remember kitties; it's a sin to lick yourself.

[thex13thxchild]

lol. poor cat looks po'ed man. probably thinking "I AM NOT AMUSED!" XD

[MJFAN666]

McGonagall. Obviously.

[bigwil311]

Trefg

[kilroyemer]

Amen to that sir :)

[IPlayInBeastMode]

Your cat weighs 9 pounds? My cat weighs 24 pounds. Check mate, witch-cat owner.

[potthegreen]

hahahaha!!!!

[nonebutsaz]

You should have ended with "my cat is you"

[slutypet]

"delilah" ohh cute name :P that is the same name as the cat of freddie mercury

[slutypet]

@slutypet cute name for a cute cat. She seems so fluffy x)

[atheistrage]

I know your videos are parodies.

But I seriously doubt your poor cat enjoys wearing a croos or being a "cat in a hat".

[jazzx251]

@atheistrage

Look. If all I had to do was to wear a crucifix or a stupid hat for a few minutes, and be allowed to do what I want, and be fed the rest of the time. I would think every day was Xmas.

[GnosticAtheist]

@atheistrage Dude... This video scored very low on the "I am not amused" scale. I don't think the cat will commit suicide as of yet....

[ZillaRocks]

At least she's not a scientologist

[9Iamthewalrus]

No. She's a Muslim

[thegameulost]

Your cat IS still a witch! She turned me into a newt! ... I got better...

[chuchaosa]

so cuuuuuuuute i want to cry

[kilroy1963]

That cat is no witch. Although cats are associated with witches they usually spend their nights killing werewolves then raping lions before returning home and looking innocent.

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

Once a witchy kitty, always a witchy kitty.

[Soundfrequency]

Your cat is the Devil's work! >:O

[ajmc1992]

she's a witch burn her!!!

jokes

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Kitty looks very laid back, beautiful cat.

[ilovemusic6666]

so cute!

[BBDrums34]

Cats are for pussies!

[Miikoong]

@BBDrums34 Oh, and dogs are for courageous people? Stop being so stereotypical.

[XXBleedingrose]

Awww my pussy can't lick itself anymore :(

[CoolTechnoFreak]

wierdo

[xcellken1]

Did you get the idea for this vid from a certain someone who recentlyran for senate in Delaware???

[Exogenesix19]

Damn, nice pussy.

[omgodzilla10]

Damn, my kitty's a sinner.

[Andrewmation855]

A newt?

[Akira625]

She's a witch! Burn her! She turned me into a newt! XD

[Frances3654]

my cat is about 2 years old, male and 14 pounds, all muscle. it will kick your cats ass current!

[gidgetgoes1128]

I adore cats. It was the persecution of felines that increased death toll during the Black Plague. Duh, there were harldy any cats around to eat up all those filthy rats. I totally can see why the Egyptians revered them! Cats are beautiful animals. Next time Ihat I'm able to get a cat, I will call him/her Egypt.

[bbphnix]

@gidgetgoes1128 u could be more precise and call him/her bastet

[gidgetgoes1128]

@bbphnix oh, yeah! That's right.

[EddieCurrentFan]

If she floats, she weighs the same as a duck, therefore she's a witch

[saldownik]

Are you going to crucify your cat?

[walleyrt69]

That Guy should go rinse the Cum outta his Ass !

[TechXLtd]

LOL a sin to lick yourselves. Ah Edward Current, you've done it again XD

[lonewolf202]

blair cat project!

[Denamic]

My cat only got to 14 years old.

Then he got a brain tumour and died. :(

He was all spry and semi-playful up to that point though.

[viliussmproductions]

wait i thought animals dont have souls animals ARE witches D:

[Sherlockrulez]

My cat, she turned me into a newt!

...I got better...?

[Kzinix]

Teehee, your cat is a cutie! ^ ^ Funny video by the way. =D

[bijoukaiba]

That cat turned me into a newt. However, I have clearly gotten better.

[MrBobopoe]

I like cats, you did my mom.

[itarethetroll]

Persian used Supersonic!

[DustysAuntyKaren]

Thank you for this.  It really made me laugh!!

[spartacandream]

That woman is nuts, who on a political campaign needs to announce that she isn't a woman with magical powers?

[Lodatzor]

@spartacandream

Or a woman who deviates from what our Christian overlords say we should be. Fact is, in the majority of the country, you either have to be a 'good Christian' in the public eye, or you're screwed.

Land of the Free, eh? ;)

[spartacandream]

@Lodatzor O I know. Betchu the teapartiers that didnt vote for her afterall, thought she was a witch after that ad

[ProductionsOfZelda]

Remember kitties, it's a sin to lick yourself.

[Krocotto]

It's not a sin, it's a gift.

Crap, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house!

And my cat wants to know how to change cans into gourmet kitty food!

[gonnabewilddotcom]

THIS iS ABOUT CHRISTINE O DONNELL VOTE FOR CHRIS COONS TOMORROW

[Beeza2996]

She's actually Professor McGonagall.

[Poeticnuisance]

My cat is an atheist. What should I do?

[CameronCanFLY]

@Poeticnuisance ask him where he gets his morality from!!!!

[Poeticnuisance]

@CameronCanFLY Morality? My cat? Ha. That's a good one.

[anarki1211]

@Poeticnuisance Drown it in holy water, and pray. That'll do it.

[stfwho]

BUT I LIKE LICKING MYSELF! >=(

[TheMothmanb11Show]

She turned me into a newt!

[seanfleming1]

hahahahahahaha christine o donnell hahahahahaha

[MrTheNewBEN]

Haha I love you man

[20324758]

your cat looks evil with that hat

[qouithhoieqth]

she is not a witch, but is she alive?

[gulbirk]

o, it moved. i kinda thought that it looked dead in the beginning.

[lesorciercalifornien]

We don't see enough of Miss Delilah. You should play with your pussy on YouTube more often.

[SuperNateclark]

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[nitrorev386]

I don't know, she looks like a non believer to me

[Avrilcrazy455]

My Cat is a Witch just like me! ^_^ I love Miss Delilah! Shes so cute. Although as i said before.......she seems more like a Atheist Kitty then a Christian Kitty......lol

[ShockOfHalloween]

LOL tyats funny, I also like the other one. My cat is a christian.

[Samuelwhatshisface]

Damn! That cat looks like she should be on a drip! are you sure she wasn't in a coma when you made this?

[EdwardCurrent]

@Samuelwhatshisface -- Just sleepy.

[Lariasio]

That is funny and just made my day

[akasha867]

Miss Dalila is upset...

[ZhangyXD]

Hey.. that's my cat

[purrcybysshe]

Say no more, Miss Delilah for the Senate!!!

[shrews38]

Lol it's a sin 2 like ur self

[MastermindX]

But did she join the covent or not?

[PerilocutionAZ09]

lol I get it it's funny because Christine O'Donnell is against masturbation even though it's perfectly normal and healthy that's why the licking thing made sense and is good satire.

[MAR4168]

In honor of Christine O'Donnell, November will be Lack of Awareness Awareness Month.

[Nintendomanic]

try building a bridge out of her

[darthur43]

Witchcraft is a positive, Earth-based religion based on Paganism, which is what all of your "Christian" holidays and beliefs are based upon. Don't confuse satire with with insult...

[MAR4168]

@darthur43 This isn't about religion / witchcraft - it is about politics. But I totally agree with you. I love how all Christians think that holidays belong to them, somehow.

[IShallNotSubmit]

I love your satire videos.

[SenatusPopulesQueRom]

My inner child is not a witch!

[cristianfcao]

Remember kitties, It's a sin to lick youself! LOL

[BeekersSqueakers]

Ms. Delila looks dead.

[jmcanoy1860]

My cat gets dingle berries the size of prunes. He then sits there and proceeds to chew them off whilst emitting little chirping pleasure noises and smacking his kitty gums. I would flush him down the toilet if it didn't disgust the missus so much.

[MrHotindianguy]

How do you explain the fact that your kitty put a curse on me 2 days ago? YOU LIE!!!!

[icepickmeetstemple]

Of course it's not, everyone knows cats are familiars - daemons in animal form. Duh. Clearly it's Edward who is the witch.

[savedbyjesusblood]

It amazes me just how much atheists say they don't believe in God, yet make countless videos about how much they hate him. How sad for you Edward.

[321Carl2000]

@savedbyjesusblood We don't say we hate god. We can't hate someone we don't believe in. Name just ONE video where we say we hate god. BTW. Edward Current is not a christian.

[astrophonix]

@savedbyjesusblood It's hilarious how you theists can't even take a simple joke. It's also funny how you can take a video and change what the person says to suit yourselves, which, according to your belief, is called bearing false witness, you just blatantly lied about what Edward said, he never claimed to hate god. Is that how you get by in life, making false accusations?

[ryfin2000]

Wow, how old is your cat if she dabbeled in witchcraft in the 90's? :p

[EdwardCurrent]

@ryfin2000 -- 16

[accent77]

@ryfin2000

HA HA HA HA HA! Great point.

[Germanboy567]

Christine O'Donnell much? 

[MrTsBastardChild]

@Germanboy567 No shit??

[Germanboy567]

@MrTsBastardChild

Umad?

[MrTsBastardChild]

@Germanboy567 Um, no.

[unorthodoxJ]

aw the little fancy feast ad on the side

It's hard to be mad at Miss Delilah for her murky past, cats are cute

[janetitan]

ROTFL!!!!! I LOVE this gorgeous triangle-eared cutie pie! Too bad she's not a witch anymore, though. :P

[HackCausality]

That cat is dangerously obese.

[EdwardCurrent]

@HackCausality -- The cat weighs 9 pounds. You are high.

[Firemonkuu]

@EdwardCurrent In one of your previous videos, you stated that Miss Delilah was a "big, fat kitty cat", and everyone knows that your word is always true and final. Checkmate, Currentist!

[Dicktaa]

@HackCausality Miss Delilah is not obese at all. If she's 9 pounds that's within a very healthy weight for a cat.

[mrbobmanbob]

@HackCausality

It's dangerously fluffy and adorable.

[OldeVampyr]

Licking yourself isn't a sin if there is no lust involved. So remember kids, no lusting while licking!

[meric2]

If Christine O'Donnell wins, then we'll know she's really still a witch.

[KapitaenM]

I LoL'd so hard.

[JAtria]

Its a "SIN" to lick yourself....Hahahahahaha =]

Make More Vids!!! =D

[noideausernamename]

I wish my cat could do that...

[matereymate]

lmfao

Oh god

[lazyperfectionist1]

@matereymate Now how in the world did this comment get flagged as spam?

[TaiFerret]

It's a sin to lick yourself? According to what bible verses?

[adsensus]

@TaiFerret it was somewhere in between the tower of babel and eating shrimp if i remember right.

[q1000101]

Burn her at the stake!!!! LOL Just kidding - I love Delilah!!! My three godless cats are big fans of her, too. Thanks for having her back on again, Edward.

[slimininin]

I got such a boner from this video...

[mannythemute]

@slimininin

I thought I was the only one.

[Actique]

It's a sin to lick yourself! Remember that you filthy maggots!

[tronulu]

poor cat's so old

[aminizakoyayim]

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

[Freethinker94]

@aminizakoyayim No, but I think she's made of wood....

[johnnythesailorman]

@aminizakoyayim no but she did turn me into a newt!

[spartacandream]

@aminizakoyayim No, the same as a crocoduck

[PMdutch]

@aminizakoyayim Is the cat made out of wood?

[KaptenN]

@aminizakoyayim I love Monty Python references. XD

Congratulations on having the highest ranked comment.

[Listendudeok]

Hehehehehe..... that's exactly why I love cats..... they have their cat-like hidden agendas, always! Be careful!

[angelbabe415]

lol

[stormc1nd3r]

That cat is more qualified then Christine O' Donnell.

[lazyperfectionist1]

@stormc1nd3r I don't know. Has she been properly vetted?

[stormc1nd3r]

@lazyperfectionist1

IDK about the cat, but I'm sure Christine O'Donnell needs some kinda medicine she's not taking.

[lazyperfectionist1]

@stormc1nd3r I'm guessing you didn't get my pun.

[jmcr71795]

LOL!!!!

Good one Eddie!!

[AbdultheImpailler]

Kitteh haz special powers, I hope she uses them for good only!

[AsparagusBoB]

She looks.... dead? :(

[sofaking1111]

not funny...

[calimntgirl34]

My kitty witch is a recovering christian! She took one look at your kitty and licked herself..BAD KITTY!! :~D

[village1diot]

poor cat. Being called a christian is about the worse thing possible you can do to a cat(or any living thing).

It's OK kitty, I know you are atheist.

[Bobbiethejean]

LIES! Obviously she's a witch and must be burned at the stake.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Did she ever have a "date" on the "Alter of Satan?" LOL

[JAYTALITY]

ive a cat and its mad how like every year it gives less of a shit about live and is unwilling to chase cat toys etc, its like they figure out its meaningless just as much as us athiest do, . . . .i know that was obscure and over the top but i think its true

[ExGileadMissionary]

Every time a cat licks itself, God kills a little christian.

[lookylu59]

I'll bet that cat worships the Aqua Buddah. :)

[sachaput]

My cat Babie was born in 1999, but claims never to have been a witch cat. I take her word for it.

[untamedshrew69]

I am so glad kitteh grew out of her early rebellious ways and came to god! We can't blame dumb animals for silly mistakes they make in their youth.

[marbaramerika]

I'm not a Christian, So does that mean Im evil, insane, or just plain wrong?

[42317]

@marbaramerika

No, it just means you have a different view on things.

[Aanthanur]

@marbaramerika the 3 are not mutual exclusive. :D

[StewyG]

@marbaramerika it's satire, bra

[realoldguy1969]

now I find out that it is a sin to lick myself, and i have been doing it for years!

[rafyfukinl]

Christine O'donell can I get a WHAAAAT?!??!

[SentientRaven]

I love how that cat enjoys being lifted in that awkward manner.

[RabidLarmer]

Just look at that soppy cat.

[DeeMonkey999]

That's the cat I'm voting for.

[Mglosk]

I had a black cat that my neighbor thought was satanic, just because the cat was black. In a way that's cat racism... or speciesism....or something of a mix of the two.

[dmbry]

More Christian Cat!

[froxstar]

Miss Delilah is the greatest character ever!

[ttydrop1]

My cat sins by licking himself, I'm not sure what to do about it. I've tried rubbing the areas he shouldn't lick with lettuce leaves (to give them a bad taste, thus protecting him from our wrathful God) but that seems to make him worse :(

[TheDrunkard1]

@ttydrop1

My cats are hopeless sinners as well. They kill without remorse, constantly speak ill of the dog, bully him as well, think mostly of themselves and their immediate needs, lick themselves unrepentantly, have indiscriminate sex, and to top it all off, they've never repented nor accepted Jesus as their personal savior.

I pray for their salvation daily. :(

LMFAO!!!

[lazyperfectionist1]

@Bastiest Punch?

[online4videos]

Monty Python's 'Holy Grail' movie depicted the Christian way to test to tell if she is really a witch.... see if she floats. If so, she's a witch and should be burned! If not, she's not a witch (but has drowned to death). Either way, at least we'll know for sure.

[ProbableFiction]

@online4videos She turned me into a newt!

[rmscott17]

llmao!!

[yotop12]

Im taking it this has to do with Cristine O'donnel?

Kudos if it does because that would make it hilarious.

[sera7ares]

@yotop12 of course it does lol

[vzmkitty]

That was awesome! Where did you get the hat? I want one for my kitten, who very well may be a witch. She has the power to disappear! Oh and she can make the most incredible cackling noise when startled.

[geonerd]

I only WISH I could lick myself!

[Dwicker64]

@geonerd You may do this, but you need to get a liquor license first. lol

[KurtG85]

@KCKatheist Yes Socrates himself was particularly missed... A lovely little thinker but a bugger when hes pissed.