Mass Effect 1&2: Why Tali Hates Elevators (Flashback)

[HoopsandYoyorul3]

Damn i fucked up on my comment sorry

[HoopsandYoyorul3]

Is it meor is talis ls voice is squekiear how the hell do you spell it anyway raise your hand who did tali in ME2

[Aegrus100]

I'm not gay- I love Tali and not Garrus- but the more videos of Garrus I see. . .the more I wonder. . .

(just joking, not that I have anything against gay people, and not that I care what a bunch of random you-tubers think of me.)

[ClimbingTo1000Ft]

 fucking love garrus

[caileanm2009]

Yea Tail can't you wear something with out a helmet? No I can't I would die!!!

[TheCCrunner98]

0:26 Mass Effect elevator tune

[kilam60]

I heard the ME2 part today thanks for the flashback I had trouble trying to remember.

[Intheend4226]

da fuck?! your shepard looks exectly like mine o.O!

[chiffmonkey]

@NDBNTZ Nope, I'm choc full of leaked (my phone wanted to put that as chakwas lol) info. Other than what happens after returning to earth I know most of the plot.

[InPlayable]

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.

Tali: I have shotgun. ಠ_ಠ

Garrus: I should do some calibrations...

[jaime117d]

maybe there is a hint on the world where you get the assain there is a turian in love with a qurian he talkes about movies that feater turian love qurian parings also he says "mabey you shoud date someone who can eat the food you can " and by that he means a type of nut that kills only humans

[roflknife7]

garrus: "I call shotgun!"

tali: "I have a shotgun."

garrus; "I'll sit in the back."

[chiffmonkey]

If neither Garrus nor Tali is your LI in Mass Effect 3, they end up together. :D

[NDBNTZ]

@chiffmonkey is that pure speculation?

[todeath12]

best saying ever

[facebunch]

lol garrus is such a dick... its awesome

[emmie4124]

This made me giggle.

[il2xbox]

Shephard: The collecters are abducting entire colonies.We have to stop them!

Garrus: Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Leo240sx]

He has reach but she has a shotgun

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

You can tell how much more...mature the characters have gotten from the first game to the second on in these clips. Simply from their voices.

[Madcatdave]

I Have a shot gun!!!!!

[Playstation3userr]

Tali should meet Francis from Left 4 Dead.

[Mrcapo100]

It was an opportunity to share.

[ThexDynastxQueen]

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONT-

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Harbinger: I should go.

[aaron75fy]

@ThexDynastxQueen sovereign (from some sort of plot hole) :"go capture Shepard"

harbinger:"^%&% you, go get him yourself. I'm not going anywhere near him while Tali is there

sovereign:"why not?"

harbinger:"she has a shotgun"

[TVgeinus90sSim]

eh i see a ShepXTali thing more than a TaliXGarrus thing. It is funny tho

[maddad333]

i was wondering if any1 wants to compleate me3 whith me in co op its hard to find people my names mad dad333 im not a dad

[1215298]

@maddad333 sure im P90 KILLED U

[ezio1507]

How do you unlock this scene?

[aaron75fy]

@ezio1507 it's a random party banter thing from mass effect 2, have both Tali and Garrus as you move through the citadel. the rest is just elevator conversation from the prequal

[YorkJonhson]

BFFs. :D

[fourdaysofdeath]

Bet that shotgun isn't calibrated.

[minanextmina]

"I have a shotgun"

"Maybe we'll talk later"

lol

[1george451]

6 people doint have reach

[tkasich1]

I think those 2 share a brother/sister relationship

[jensenthejman]

For everyone asking about this scene: All you have to do is take Garrus and Tali with you to the citadel and the conversation will come up naturally. That's it.

[TheStellaluna12]

Lol! I love Garrus xD

[nisnast]

I have a Shotgun.

BEST.ARGUMENT.EVER!

[Epzo1]

@nisnast Thats not an argument thats a statement.

[CalderaXII]

best vid ever^^

[SchwarzundWeis]

I know the elevator scene but where is the other scene???

[EyesLee93]

Apparently, if you didn't romance Garrus/Tali in ME2, the two will start confessing their feelings about each other in ME3.

[1990Animegurl]

@EyesLee93 Are you serious? :D

[paowerhouse92]

@EyesLee93 Really? Maybe I shouldn't have cheated on Ashley for Tali then.....

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

WHERE WAS THIS IN THE GAME???

[ZeroStealth117]

This is the ONLY big complaint I have about ME2: elevator. =3

[CthulhuDarkLord]

Passer bys? Tali is the one with the accent but I'm sure she knows it's "Passers by" lol.

[YoJoDez]

lmao, so great

[DeeJayDomos]

I'm sorry, but Garrus' outfit looks ridiculous.

[kokomuff321]

that is the only way to end those types of conversation. with a shotgun

[o3941]

"I have a shotgun"

[corneal35]

"I have a shotgun" Garrus got OOOOOWNED

[Neves7561]

"Several passer-by's were staring at you"

well..who wouldnt stare that that ASS!!!

[RiksK15]

Wait, here they said turians (not salarians) created genophage? I never noticed that! (A bit of a fail for Bioware there)

[The7guys]

@RiksK15 correction; Salarians created the genophage, then the turians released it on Tuchunka. Problem solved :P

[Raven1024]

@RiksK15 Salarians created it, Turians used it.

[Gidoen2K1]

I have a feeling Quarians are in some way linked to Turians. Kind of like Romulans and Vulcans on Star Trek. I wouldn't be surprised if they reavealed Tali to be one of the hottest looking Turians Garrus has ever seen. It would definitely explain the attraction to her as well as the constant teasing.

[spazkillaz]

Shotguns solve all of my problems too!

[executioneer7676]

dude why do they barely talk about eachother in mass effect 2 like really

[Kango234]

Garrus was a DICK in the first one

[ultrajd]

Man Garrus was mean to Tali.

[Boobr]

Tali: I have a shotgun...

Garrus: I should go.

[jeramahia123]

I still don't get why she hates elevators.

[XboxAnnihilator]

Shepard: She's attracting attention because of her fine ass!

Tali: 0_0

Garrus: High three!

[Malladore]

@XboxAnnihilator hands down the best comment in here

[SpartasHusky]

@XboxAnnihilator amen

[angrywhitebird22]

quite strange.....

[slowbird]

Do Garrus and Tali actually have this conversation on the Citadel in ME2?

[shadowkiller3500xd]

@slowbird Nah, they don't. ya re just on drugs. Thats why you saw this.

[SaxonWR]

fucking garrus... you keep away from my love interest

[chanelMAN23]

Halo has Reach but Mass Effect has flexibility

[metrolead]

@chanelMAN23 I came all the way from my iPad to my computer to give that comment a thumbs up.

[chanelMAN23]

@metrolead thanks, i aim to please :D

[LukaUkalovic]

@chanelMAN23 how do think of the idea putting the halo elite race in the game?^^

[chanelMAN23]

@LukaUkalovic That be sweet ... in ME 3 you could go to their home planet and negotiate alliance ... also Arbiter could be their leader and you could get him or any other badass elite ... oh wait all the elites are badass ... NORMANDY CANT HOLD EM ALL !! ... but it would be really awesome :D

[LukaUkalovic]

@chanelMAN23 The reapers would not stand a chance ;D

[chanelMAN23]

@LukaUkalovic

Harbinger:

Mass Effect 1 : Shepard?

Mass Effect 2 : "Ah. yes. "Shepard" the Human who killed thousands of Soverigns Geth and Soverign himself. I have dismissed that claim."

Mass Effect 3 : HOLY SHIT ITS Shepard ... wait Arbiters with him? FUCK ...

Harbinger : "Turns to other Reapers" Its been an honour repeating the cycle of destruction and extincting every kind of species with you.

[MrBreeces]

@chanelMAN23 what does that mean?



[MrBreeces]

@chanelMAN23 what does that mean?

[AxxingerLuddekudden]

@chanelMAN23 mass effect has Wrexibility

[GoblehTheCat]

One day I randomly paired the Shep love interests together.

Results:

Thane/Jack: Weeeelll, opppsites attract, right?

Garrus/Tali: They can eat the same food. 'Nuff said.

Miranda/Jacob: Didn't that exist at one point?

[CAB005E3]

Garus has the social skills but tali has the shotgun

[PhantasmagoricArcher]

Watch out Garrus! You may have reach, but Tali has flexibility.

[marcymariehunter]

@PhantasmagoricArcher ROTFWL that is a good one

[EchoBoomer1987]

@PhantasmagoricArcher

No, Tali has a shotgun.

[EdgenED]

@PhantasmagoricArcher Also, a Shotgun.

[MrBreeces]

@PhantasmagoricArcher what does that mean!?

[MrBreeces]

@PhantasmagoricArcher that meme is annoying.

[HahoFreak]

xD " your choice in aarmor is awfully limited Tali" love the looooong a in armor :P

[animatorZee]

Tali = Merril

Epic Shepard = Epic Hawke

Miranda = Isabela.

Pattern?

[Pterotrochej]

@animatorZee Don't agree on Tali Merril. Still, every Mass Effect character you mentioned is better. Loved the first Dragon Age though

[Mrcapo100]

Garrus epic trolling time

[comedy677]

Tali has a "shotgun." ask how i know XD

[transitline]

lmao garrus is such a tightass in ME1

[Arzaker]

Shepard:

you know

you dont get like a house on fire

you get on like a house thats going to go nuclear

[JJJBunney001]

@Arzaker wtf

[dorguinas]

Wtf is that? Village people shepard DLC?

[supernarutonicfan123]

Garrus and Tali are my favs,but I didn't knew they had this funny connection,know what,THEY'RE THE BEST CHARACTERS IN VIDEOGAME HISTORY EVER!!!

SO F*CKING PERFECT!

[YorkJonhson]

I hope they can talk more together in Me3.

After 1 and 2, they should be bros by now. lol

[Decnet01]

For mass effect future episodes of gaming regardless of 3, mmorpgs and whatnot: give me Garrus and Tali and im good to go..

[Damionscool]

@Decnet01 AGREED

[Decnet01]

For mass effect future episodes of gaming regardless of 3, mmorpgs and whatnot: give me Garrus and Tali and im good to go..

[MusicWhore23]

Cutest couple ever!

[Air8990]

@MusicWhore23 Wouldn't really call it a couple if you ask me...

[Kathanis2068]

Even space batman gets stopped by calibrations 

[alynnidalar]

Garrus was kinda a jerk to her back in the day, wasn't he?

[RenegadeElite101]

Tali : I have a shotgun

Garrus : .....I just remembered I have some callibrations to take care of back on the ship.

[860boomerang]

i didnt kno u cud play as chuck liddell O.o

[Big5000K]

@860boomerang dat grammar.

[zorrgon56]

Tali in Mass Effect 1 had such a cute and young voice!

[xAPxSKORP1QN]

Is it even possible to make Tali any sexier? 

[freedomphamtom1]

@xAPxSKORP1QN idk about sexier,but she gets cuter by the minute :D

[147258502]

@freedomphamtom1 originaly i wanted to romance miranda instead cuz you never see tali's face, BUT HER VOICE IS KILLING ME! i never heard such a sweet beautiful voice! hell i don't care about her having to wear a mask all the time, as long as she just keeps talking!

[devilsadvocate22289]

This convo is epic in its win-ness

[xAPxSKORP1QN]

I loved when Garrus finishes with : "MmMMmMmMmmm Maybe we'll talk later" he sounds like a cat purring.

[KHMDarkness]

Shepard: "Why can't you talk about this when I'm NOT in the middle of you both!?"

[Atlantisrulez]

LOL

[athtsak1]

Tali: I have a shotgun...

Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later...

Tali: Maybe not.

Garrus: Maybe I should go do some calibrations.

Sheppard: Indeed you should.

[TheZiplock60]

Your character looks like he wants to touch my Tralala.

[VpippenHD]

4 people didnt share the elevator moments

[knightchick0883]

Tali is not amused

[gravityhammer25]

"Couldn't you wear something without a helmet?" LOL

[mamons30]

I love how they turn their heads away 0:48

[Deceptichick7]

What armour was Tali wearing?

[BrianTheGoldfish]

@Deceptichick7 It looks like Colossus.

[Deceptichick7]

@BrianTheGoldfish Thanks!

[Godsdarkness]

why is your Garrus's armor not damaged... o.0

[AvengedArsonist]

@Godsdarkness that armor he was wearing in the ME2 part was part of an alternate appearance pack DLC

[HigHGuyism]

i guess garrus and tali will have a relationship in mass effect 3

if u don't fuck tali before the suicide mission

[TheZombifiedGamer]

well done well done

[gamerdude1246]

Tali : I have a shotgun

Garrus : BUT IT AIN'T AS CALIBRATED AS MINE

Tali : =o , Didn't you wanna hear about my Immune System?

[spectre1x]

i cant help but notice Garrus' armor isnt damaged, that bugged me to no end on the console version of this game, his alternate should have at least been repaired. still cant get enough of the game though, and cant wait for 3

[sushiserv]

@spectre1x there are 3 alternates... one is repaired. if you don't have the dlc, you will not see it.

[ironman088]

i watched this....and it brought back so many memories of those damn elevators... and that damn elevator music it played OVER and OVER again *shutters*

[rylraven13]

This shepard looks like pedo...just saying

[LordManda2]

@rylraven13 beards make you look like that?

[LostHope2109]

Shotgun always wins in a one sided conversation

[Mrcapo100]

I'm comander Shappard and this are my favorites memorie of the elevators

[TheHaloViper]

"I have a Shotgun"

"Mabey we'll talk later..."

LOL

[TwinUzis]

@TheHaloViper

Maybe.

Just saying.

[WorldMainGuy]

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.

Tali: Aren't there some calibrations you should be attending to?

Garrus: You're right. Sorry.

[Floymin]

@WorldMainGuy Since this wasn't in 2, it should be in 3.

[navynood]

Wow....weird to remember but fun to see

[crazymaner2003]

I miss the conversation on the elevator. :-(

[D34DHUNT3R1]

shotgun! the selution to all unwanted conversations,



[CharmieKid]

Tali: "I have a shotgun."

Garrus: "Yes, but is it calibrated?"

Tali: "Uh....no."

Garrus: "Exactly."

[matalvis]

@CharmieKid SNAP!!!

[TheWorldStrider]

@CharmieKid I have been waiting SO LONG for someone to do a calibrating joke. Well done!

[NinjaRed5000]

@CharmieKid Point Garrus!

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

@CharmieKid hahaha

[Glatorix]

Epic background music in the elevator

[Compan1onCube]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite conversation on the citadel

[BaakCha]

Excellently done OP. Seemlessly edited. My hats off to you good sir/ma'am

[Mrcapo100]

Epic conversation

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system

Tali: I have a shotgun

Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later

[TaggerungJuska]

I can just imagine Garrus and Tali locked in a small room together with a gun each... What I can't decide is who would walk out alive.

[darktail109]

@TaggerungJuska both would live, but the place would be pretty messed up... holes dont look good in walls, especially the bullet sized kind

[JACCO20082012]

Garrus is such an ass. Bit he's awesome for it

[AngelofAmbrosia]

This is awesome!

[Phantom077777]

this seems very much like a family guy cutaway joke.

[BlackZethyr45]

Two of my favourite characters; throw in Mordin singing while Wrex kills something, and THEN we got a party...

[bladerj]

man i never had elevator scenes,only once with kaiden and ashley and again in that industry planet with the blue smurfete and ashley.

[TriggerHappy838]

lol, the elevator music plays the me1 soundtrack xD

[TombMan12]

" i have a shotgun"

BEST.COCKBLOCK. EVER!