John Shuttleworth - Have you seen my Wife

[Durberville1]

I find I get a better suck from a Henry oof!

[TheFunkadelicFan]

@Durberville1 Is that you, Ken?

[wakeyladhere]

I overcame a similar spat with my common law partner by calling at the 'Hall Green Wash and Vac Centre' on my way to Londis for some Vim. I was surprised to find they stocked some re-conditioned models at reasonable prices. I left 5 pounds in the way of a deposit for an ex catalogue Dirt Devil 500. They didn't have any Vim so I came home with a handy-size bottle of Stardrops.

[hgvneil]

I find the dyson overated,it can be a clumsy tool in tight areas.

[karinablacktie]

Blackmail !! If I don't get a new vacuum cleaner I shall be leaving. Damn, you give women the vote and the next thing you know they want a new vacuum cleaner every ten years or so. (Oh, I love it.)

[warmbunnet]

I seen your wife, last night, bending over a table in a cheap hotel, ooof.

[spank1master]

Oof!!

[10thnametried]

the pic at 1.12 is a butcher a baker and a dildo maker 

[MrWitchtrials]

The pic of his two kids,brilliant! 1m07s

[fenixfp40]

Nice backing Ken

[000wednesday]

I Live in ashton under Lyme and I don't anyone called Mary! I have done the rounds and asked at the local chip shop, library, tripe shop, and various other places but to no avail ...Plenty of Margaret's and Millicent's but no Mary - sadly she aint here John.

[bakerstray]

its great but i dream of the day to hear him on a chest freezer, his favorate playing surface. oooff.

[kmp3000]

Brilliant!

[tamsarian9]

Shuttleworth rocks! With Ken on backing vocals!

[pompeymega]

TUNNAGGGEEE

[oioistone]

oi oi were the gammon

[martysoulshine]

totally absurd I LOVE IT !! the video is brilliant!

[dannysbrother]

Was that Ken Worhington on vocals?sounds like he has been on the malibu.

[wellwell1212]

this fella is a screem IMO 5*

[Mancuso64]

has anyoune heard the song about his fleece i swaear i thought i was going to crap myself

[Morecake2]

Contrary to common opinion, the vacuum cleaner is a source of tension in a lot relationships. That Dyson fellah with his seductive pseudo technology caused long queues down at Relate. When it comes to domestic appliances, a woman has to be able to hold her head up, as the Dyson conspiracy conclusively proved.

One line John missed out on, was: the resentment seemed to get deeper, when I suggested a carpet-sweeper.

[merseybeast76]

Hoovers suck!!!

[MoseleyMick]

I'm glad it's all sorted and I hope I'm not opening up a can of worms - by I swear I did actually see your wife in Ashby under Lyme at the time - which puts paid to your argument that she was not at her sister's....

[kayway9]

shhhhh........it'll cause a right rumpus

[FeedMeMister]

@MoseleyMick Ashton Under Lyne.

Usually abbreviated to Ashton.

[j4wn]

unique talent of this man. Utterly hilarious.

[penusenvy]

Faultless backing vocals by Ken. Hope this comment goes some way to erasing the memory of him losing New Faces - yes it was him!

[MrNormalton]

No but I saw your Karen with that Turkish wrestler, you know the one with the kebab van that is on a slight tilt from that time the Sheffield U-17 rugby league 3rd 11 stole it and dragged it all the way to Lump lane in Grenoside, yeah the one with the purple mustache except its not really purple its the way the economy bulbs he uses reflect off the lebanese mustche wax he likes so very much, Jeremy I think is his name.

[0114owl1867]

ha ha i live 5 minutes from grenoside

[AdamSwainston0]

After hearing him on the Yorkshire Tea adverts, I was for more hoping John Shuttleworth.... Thankfully you have uploaded this amazing video :)

[niceupnorth1]

After 3 months of maritial bliss, my wife advised me that the dustpan and brush was no longer effective and a vacuum cleaner was required. I couldn't believe it and insisted she used her own financial resources for the purchase (i promised not to use it).

For those who can't afford a subscription to Which magazine, we currently have a Miele Cat & Dog (best buy), which is much better than a dustpan and brush.

[VivaTalbotRothwell]

I speak on behalf of the Candlestick Maker's Association and would like to put the record straight, John. Your comments are hurtful to our community, which is proud and plentiful.

[dkjayjay]

Just love John Shuttleworth.

I listen to his weekly show on bbc7

It's funny in a beautiful laid-back style.

And, also, in the radio (bbc7) show, he makes all voices - play all chars..

It's not typical english humor - it's better..

[2xnkote]

i know its supposed to be his next door neighbour

[kangaroocomedy]

Ah Ken!, his Manager circa Eurovision 1993? Same Guy? Fondness for Malibu?

[newportgwentdragons]

I (or the wife, to be precise) have been through at least 10 vacuums in the past 5 years. I cant afford a Dyson so my options are limited. Don,t DONT buy one from Tescos for £29.99, it,s just not worth it. My fridge, however, has been going strong for 10 years +.

[kangaroocomedy]

So whats wrong with a dustpan and brush? You got an outside wall and a carpet beater, then your wife is in business...

[CultureJudge]

Fellows: provider of some of the high points of western civilisation.

[kangaroocomedy]

Yes and thank you, but where do I buy the vacum cleaner as advertised above? ie; the model to the right of picture, (that is, our right on screen), that would appear to meet my household needs and present internal decoration scheme? Curry's?

[kangaroocomedy]

I am probably talking a load of old bollocks, but is JS postmodern? (I always thought it was only to*sers who used the term "post modern")...but check out "He's In The Jailhouse Now by Webb Pierce, it makes me laught but I dont think its intended to...maybe I am talking bollocks?

[BattyRanks]

Postmodern is often a term used by tossers, it's true, but some of its meanings are potentially useful. One PM idea is "blank parody", whereby you copy a style, but not to make fun of it - indeed, PM views what we usually see as parody as impossible because such parody assumes that the particular style shown to be ridiculous could be compared to a normal style and PM doesn't believe in any norms, only in plurality of styles that are of equal validity. I sound like a tosser. Anyway, JS is not PM

[kangaroocomedy]

Er...hmm, yes indeed. Muchley thank you.

[newportgwentdragons]

Awesome vocals, who sang the harmonising?

[kangaroocomedy]

Me...you like 'em?

[newportgwentdragons]

no, they were crap

[kangaroocomedy]

Well actually, it wasnt me, I only said that...but I did play the overdubbed-tambourine ...you like it?

[EagerBoy59]

Only John Shuttleworth could get away with rhyming 'vacuum cleaner' with 'obscener' - a genius!

[centromarmo]

that song sucks hahahahahahahaha

[starrynightuk]

oof!

[centromarmo]

bad houmor i no,at least u understood my comment

[FloatBuoy]

bad houmor i no?!?!? I don't understand at all

surely that's bad humour I know?

[starrynightuk]

ah be fair, he may well not be a native speaker!

[FloatBuoy]

ten to one a yank!

[FloatBuoy]

Well done - 3 words and this time all spelt correctly

Last time it was 2 in 9 - which is a bad ratio even for kinder garden.

[FloatBuoy]

Well done - 3 words and this time all spelt correctly

Last time it was 2 in 9 - which is a bad ratio even for kinder garden.