I NEED UR HELP

[JasenLong]

this is the funniest fuckin video iv ever seen

[TheHeadieHannah]

i will give you all my money.

[WanderingPhallus]

By the way, you're a total nigger. Did you engage in that skin transplant with Michael Jackson?

[WanderingPhallus]

You have a stain on the upper right-hand corner of your t-shirt. You might want to wash your shirts before you go on camera and flash the whole world.

[MrCockmonger]

This guy's probably a doctor or lawyer off camera.

[nickygs]

ahahahaha

[lameristotel]

Can someone confirm that this is a real story? I wish it was.

[agroskater165]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA 

[shibe20]

And I guess you stop buying paper towels too... (5:22)

[danksmoka10]

if u didnt cuss so much it would be eve funnier

[RedMcGurf]

can i get the transcript of this? lol

[nightwhisperchik]

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT! FAVE YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!

[WRAPEDupinSTiTCHES]

this is rediculous. how the shizzles did I find this?

[WRAPEDupinSTiTCHES]

ROFL

[th3m1k3y]

I can send you some paper towels if you'd like. It seems you're out.

[Baller527]

I saw this video before. forgot the title of it so i just put in pcp bronx monkey and it showed up lol

[supermario3181]

what the fuckin fuck? two fucking people were fuckin fucking like two fucking bitches just fucking around! fucking people who fuck are fucking fuckers. its like fuck and fucker.

AND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT I JUST WROTE

[xxdavykamikazixx]

can't deny the genius of this. who wouldn't get fucked up with a talking orangutan (an actual one, not a retarded kid)?

[dubset101]

dont drop the soap... there might be a retarded kid behind u...

[GR8Spandino]

Tweeker Town!

[timothymaytoke420]

this is the best on acid<3

[DreamingReal3]

Nothing short of poetry.

[Bodybuilder900ml]

0:45 Wut it do SKWEEZY-SKWEEZE. im gunna send you some money so you can buy food for your kids.  Tell Lil P-nut i said hi

[benboy00]

So amazing



[TheJamesduncan14]

masterpiece

[jimmypop1222]

Sorry at the end I did laugh. lol

[earthworm6661]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Great!

[mikaila548]

CALM DOWN .

[MrJamez209]

It's a joke

[Tytyshortfry]

a retard goof? funny..

[IMHOLUKE]

Yo yo dude Ima send you some money if you get a paypal

[TheGrizzlynorth]

Your best video Tom Savage

[ridesnowboards96]

ahhhahahaha the tags "stimulous, monkey, retards"

[crazyawesomegirl1234]

Wow if ur a kid don't watch this it says fuck to many times and I not to positive that I believe him that much +how could a what ever he called it speak ?????!!?!? I think he might not be telling the truth so confusing if he is telling the truth help him

[dboyd5289]

" Turns out, it wasnt an arangatang, it was a retarded kid, but with a lot of hair."

[Killthrall]

Yo Skweezy, i'm really happy for you, and i'mma let you finish, but Drinking Out of Cups was the best trip video of all time. Of all time!

[dopesoaprope]

dude your the fuckin man

[scyth168]

he says "fuck" 75 times.

[phillipinman1969]

@scyth168 say man, you got TIME on your hands huh?

[scyth168]

@phillipinman1969

lol i just started keeping count after like the first 10 in about 10 seconds lol

[Butters20K]

It aint easyy bein skweezy . zonn

[lisakireiev]

I'm just imagining the orangoutang with this guy

[THarper568]

dick in the middle every day

[seeatchayeareIteewhy]

i NEED to sesh with you

[dwolfman90]

damn dude, sounds like you could use a blunt and a 40

[duramaxiscool]

ill do your girl



[Zookerman8531]

By the twins he doesn't mean his kids,he means his girlfriend's tits.

[GrillinMahToast]

man i was in fucking tears holy fucking fuck

[Bodybuilder900ml]

we should definitely send him money...... lol

[erindalaxluva]

effing hilarious.

[ReasoningToCare]

LMFAO "I found out it was a retarded kid"

[siliamwhatner]

remeber that time you wanted me to give you money for your girls while you where out doing pcp ? FAIL

[xxxblasted77]

Yawn, a meth freak is a tweeker not a tweaker! A friend told me this was funny. This is 5.30 minutes was a fucking waste of my fucking time. Fucking stufuckingpid.

[DiCkRiChArDz]

@xxxblasted77 Yeah, you wasted some precious trolling time. Quit being a bitch.

[xxxblasted77]

@DiCkRiChArDz

biyatch get it right biyatch

[DiCkRiChArDz]

@xxxblasted77 you're a fag buddy.

[xxxblasted77]

@DiCkRiChArDz

that sounds like some homophobic remark buddy. get a life

[DiCkRiChArDz]

@xxxblasted77 I stand by my remarks, in the sense that you're a retard goof. Fuck yourself.

[kingfox37]

ur fav werd is fuk

[shav12]

stimulous boobs titlove tits monkey retards

[landware]

AHAHA everything this guy does and says cracks me up. You need a reality TV show ASAP!

[DudeFromChicago]

hahahaha never gets old, you da man skweezy jibbs

[XxKCheezyxX]

i thought this shit was REAL. i was about to send you $10...

[JGtheDOG]

This is like rise of the planet of the apes!

[darkstar1234100]

I can fuckin talk

[kincro]

probably one of the most classic Skweezy videos, haha shit is so funny

one of the first times i've been Jibbsed on

[stim728]

welcome to the new valuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[charon9]

Old school Skweezy, fuck yeah. 

[Forgott3nSavior]

I want them twins

[xToOxRaWxIsTheTruth]

this guy talks alot of shit and is immature

[DiCkRiChArDz]

@xToOxRaWxIsTheTruth Get a sense of humor you fucking troll, then come back and not make an ass out of yourself next time.

[markkperry1991]

I did this as a scene for my school and got an A+....Thanks man =)

[theexile909]

.... i can fuckin talk..

[Worldgamer93]

282 people didnt get no tit love



[chrispy42021]

Word

[xXlarry524Xx]

this guy is full of shit, hes probably never seen pcp, let alone take it, hes just trying to act cool, poser

[qwerty28281234]

@xXlarry524Xx he's an actor you fucking idiot.

[spinalglacier]

@xXlarry524Xx lol if you're serious then you sir are retarded for not appreciating this good actor's humour. and if you're trolling, then good troll although it's more of a self destructive troll

[Zjxel]

I used to be an skweezy fan, but I was disappointed knowing that he copy stories from other forums.

[gleelover18]

dont do more bad kid stuff and you wont go to jail :)

[darkstar1234100]

i aint gunna get no TIT LOVE!

[ineedhelpp1]

GO TO I NEED HELPP COM

[3Emo3Angel3]

dude your fucked upi get help

[TwixLovesSpongebob]

WOW lol

[TheKibbles17]

even if it was coppied it was still hilarious

[TheboyzWithGunz]

fuck all you dick's, this guy is fucking awsome, your hilarious mate, keep doing what u doing, oi arangatang lets throw down bitch! :L

[peakhour]

Kevin Bacon's retarded cousin.

[1337CL4N]

I like the part when he said fuck.

[VIKING33NY]

Skweezy, You are one funny ass dude!!

[xXAccessIsDeniedXx]

"It Was A Retarded Kid!"

[TheNonners1]

sell your laptop for more drugs........well i hope it kills ya soon good luck with that.

[suicidalxracoon]

yo skweezy i fuckin love u man im so fucked up right now u dont wanna know but fuck damn tits great vids keep up the good work bro

[NYR1926]

"i wanna get more fucked up"

"Aight"

[prairepyro99]

This guy is dumb as fuck and not even original at all, all he did was copy a trip story off the internet and recite it word for word look up pcp orangutang trip on google first 2 results that show up all he did was copy it fuckin FAKE

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@prairepyro99 yeah cause they all stole that shit from ME HOMEY cum find me in tha jungles 2morrow nite crewnshaw an 26th homey ill bust ur ass then eat out ur sister FUCK U

[psychonavigator]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 I told him, Skweezy don't lie.

[DaltonRay360]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 will you fuck him with pcp?

[Ellement90]

@prairepyro99 No zon, that was Skweezys story. People actually did copy his story if you notice the dates it was published on google and skweezys vid was published.

[YourChannelPartnered]

@prairepyro99 Yeah look when those websites posted the story, August. When did Skweezy post this? July 14th 2009. So go fuck yourself. Suck my nutsack from behind. @chainhanglow69

[markkperry1991]

@prairepyro99 Hey go fuck yourself..its still funny as shit

[AKgunplay]

@prairepyro99 reading sucks this guy made it funnier

[racepoltergeist]

@prairepyro99 Not fake because the post on the orangutan story is 1 month after this. SKWEEZY IS DA BOMB BITCH , THIS NIGGA AINT FAKE!

[trythinkingnow]

@prairepyro99 Notice the google results you are so proud of were posted to the internet AFTER this video you fucking simpleton.

[Stealthened]

@prairepyro99 Dude its youtube, ( YOU ) toob :P Stfu with that "Stealing" , the only thing he "Would have" been guilty of, is being a good fucking actor! your another kid on down syndrome to always be -recognized as somebody that probably sucks his own member. smartass. FUCK YOU

[SweetZombiJesus]

@prairepyro99 The earliest version I found for that story is from August, 2009. This is From July, 2009.

[nativelungs]

@prairepyro99 The awkward moment when this video is dated "July 2009" and those two trip stories are dated "August 2009"...............

[cellabella12]

this guy is fucking crack up. XD

[sentUPACK]

MY OPINION DUDE YOU ARE FUCKING WHITE!

[sb92ify]

Really wish this was real. Too bad there's plenty of videos after. Good ass story. Fuckin monkeys...

[Spankynater]

"Long story short, it wasn't a fuckin' monkey... It was a retarded kid! I fuckin' picked up a retarded kid and gave him fuckin' PCP and took him to a bar!" best line

[whydotherangerssuck]

represent nj 

[aliang95]

the monkey disliked this video 272 times

[MrFool59]

Don't take shit from some monkey kid. He owes you PCP

[gnarlew]

The white man's unforgivable.

[MRxlax22]

thumbs u if u write i need hepl

[bartchoi81]

"long story fuckin short, it wasnt a fuckin monkey.. it was a retarded kid. i picked up a fuckin retarded kid and gave him PCP!"

[DiscoveringReason]

@bartchoi81 duuude... don't spoil it for people

[ccgballa]

@DiscoveringReason dont read comments then

[DiscoveringReason]

@ccgballa yeah, it's not like the comments are right there when I open the page or anything. How about you come up with comment more original than quoting a sentence directly from the video

[larsg100]

ima get raw, that was probly my first mistake

[larsg100]

that was single handily THE funniest thing ive ever heard.



[stuffandlyrics]

He probably thought it was an orangutan because of the PCPs... just sayin

[dezmoines1]

Saw an ugly ass ho walkin her bitches.

[ziccy7]

Now he got his head stuck backwards

[ohhboyitskendra]

ACID



[XSufferageX]

he must have been smoking that "Purple Rock Cocaine"

if you like this video, search up "Butt naked wonda big brotha thunda and the masta blasta"

[ryanrac]

Winning!

[RIPYugoProwers]

Hahaha that's some good shit homie. I'd trip with that dude any FUCKIN day lol

[baconboy32]

Category: Autos & Vehicles.

oh ok i see why

[LLUUCCiiAANNO]

a blunt session with this dude would be fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[snosk8err]

ima get you fucking pregnant !!!!!!

[yourapesmallchildren]

Do 8 points of pcp grab your tits and ruuuunnn!!!

[drew2525]

GLASSES IN CABINETS= TIT LOVE



[BellyJellyJunkie]

@DeanGoulding Why?

[bagpiper4232]

I ain't gonna get no tit love!!!

[BellyJellyJunkie]

ok my friend made me watch this, Absolutely wasted 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life.

[DeanGoulding]

@BellyJellyJunkie Oh shut up.

[urethane22]

@BellyJellyJunkie Okay? thats....cool.

[Blakester685]

this message is for your gfs tits

[twinturbojavy]

Squeezies the homie!!!!

[giggitygoo202]

( o  )( o )

[Davilaangelozero97]

hahahhahaha shit son

[seeerkit]

shits gay

[spinalglacier]

I CAN FUCKING TALK!

[TOAS7ER]

Are we gonna fuckin throw down?

[Denos878]

haaaaaa

[DoAGameplay]

cant tell if serious

[pelican116]

@DoAGameplay Same here....

[jarriko]

I hated every second of this.



[thatpurplegangDIPSET]

i will never use the word "fuck" again

[igordemy]

Yea man, same thing happened to me to...

PS:

I lost my twins..

[GORMO6d9]

1:30 - 1:37 haha this niggas crazy

[BobWhitely218]

What a joke!

[jimbochrist]

ahhh the voting public

[sheepfinger]

LMAO@ I'ma get you pregnant

[samanthalarsonnn]

...jelly zon?

[meinvent]

hey nikuh i wanna get fukd up

[sempreoderlibera]

I think you have a speech impediment.

[SuperPatriot4life]

I don't understand anything

[ringding9]

he's sounds like KEVIN BACON LOL

[JtiksPies]

this is what makes america great...oh wait

[Q8BKman]

254 fuckin' people don't fuckin' like this fuckin' vid. what the fuck is wrong with their fuckin' faces?!?! fuckin lol

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

this is why i come to youtube...

[quintuspaulus]

Brilliant!

[kiafar]

so is this real? daxflame number2?

[TTRiCKSHoTT]

That was the funniest thing Ive seen in a while.

[ZanobiaBigheart]

Appoligise to the family let them know it was an accident and you were not in your right mind, it's really all you can do be sensere let them know you had absolutly no intintion of doing that.

[CaptainStuhben]

It's the scout!

[oldenumber7]

Cool story bro!

[Tastesickles]

Guys should have to pass an intelligence test to have sex. Seems like only retarded people are procreating. I think this could be bad for humanity....

[markevens]

I did a search for retarded monkey tits and this was the first hit. Was not disappointed.

[KashgroundTM]

@markevens lol

[notoriousVIANCA]

yo dis was mad Funny hit mehhh up iiight 978-315-3024 txt only

[warriorofwrestling]

That was fucking awesome, subscribed :D

[randall814]

Sup Federline