british soldiers in iraq, funny

[u9p87]

pretty funny... but those dog tags are as gay as picnic baskets.

[xProGamerUKx]

WHO GAVE THEM FISHING RODS TO FIGHT WITH ?

[MistaKasko]

Shut your whore mouths, you're out there dying for oil and political control now for our freedom. Face up, you're not heroes - you're puppets.

[SnowVampireGirl]

@MistaKasko We don't choose where to fight. Or why, but if you paid any attention you'd know that we're actually doing some good out there. Don't just look at all that tabloid bullshit.

[HimiXoX]

whooaa..middle guy has major guns! :D

[Sk0osH]

lmao 

[topbluffa1]

having fun killing people no questions asked for 15k?

dumb ass prostitutes

[horseylassx1]

BATTERY! 

[DJmantis11]

COLE PHELPS!

[xUKxPenguinx]

Lol, they looked like crazy Nuns! Stay safe boys, proud to be a Brit :)

[m3dm4n34]

Lol. this is awesome. I still wish that some British people would stop talking shit about American soldiers when any bored soldier acts as crazy as the other.

[timsurftim]

good on boys!

[kerriemaria1]

@novadrian you sad, sad 58 year old Portuguese virgin

[MinatsukiSan]

Lol. Someone from Portugal complaining. What the fuck have they ever stood up for.

[fuckpaks]

@novadrian you fucking little prick

[novadrian]

British forces..lowest of the low...cream of the scum... clueless. unquestioning morons. Why am I here?...dunno Mum, but it's hot...where's The Sun? Let's celebrate every time one of these tossers gets blown away.

[MacDAndrew]

@novadrian what the fuck is wrong with you?

[ashc1153]

@novadrian wanker!!! and this uneducated opinion is coming from what?? english films such as the great escape, love actually and james bond? get a fucking grip and keep your uneducated opinions to your self....cunt

[novadrian]

British forces..lowest of the low...cream of the scum... clueless. unquestioning morons. Why am I here?...dunno Mum, but it's hot...where's The Sun?

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@novadrian how dare you!! if it werent for these boys we could not sleep safe in our bed at night!!....

[novadrian]

@jeaniehopkirk2 At least you identify yourself. Thank you I'm sorry but I think the presence of British forces in both Iraq and Afghanistan has absolutely nothing to do with "our" security, whoever "we" are. I'd love to hear your reasons for thinking that...in all honesty...without any vvitriol or muslinging.

Somebody wants to pay to see me burnt at the stake apparently... and this from somebody who no doubt spouts on about freedom and democracy.

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@novadrian well put it this way,do you want the taliban to get into pakistan and get a hold of their nukes? because thats what would happen if our soldiers werent fighting these guys..can you imagine a bunch of fuzzy faced nut jobs with an arsnel of nuclear weapons....

[survivalkid2452]

@novadrian i would pay to watch you die a slow and painful death e.g. burning at the stake!

[novadrian]

@survivalkid2452 I would go willingly if you could give me one reason for British forces being in either Iraq or Afghanistan.

[survivalkid2452]

@novadrian it's not the troops that chose to go there. you were mocking the troops that shed blood sweat and tears so you can live a peaceful life. the government make the troops go out there so at least have some respect for the people doing the dirty work and insult the government instead!

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@survivalkid2452 people like him just insult the troops blindly..hes the sort of guy who wouldnt sign up to fight for his country...he"d rather protest or be a consciencous objector (thats just a fancy word for being a coward)

[iloveyouuuu135]

Lmfao, aw they're gorgeous. :) <3

[MrBrandon600]

British and America forever allys :D

[swiftfoot116]

Someone's going to lose an eye......I just hope it isn't one of their one-eyed pant snakes ;) Hehehe

[horseylassx1]

glad my brave boys are listening to decent music

[MissTabby101]

dont ask dont tell

...oh wait thats american

[twin22NC]

this is hilarious but i was scared someone was gonna poke his buddy in the eye. thank GOD that didn't happen.CARRY ON!

[LIAMJAZZ5497]

Shit the Taliban are texting comment below arghhhhh shoot the turban pricks

[lpa3yonk]

عااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا­اااااااااار عليكم ياشيعه ياخوووونه ياخينييين

الامريكان يرقصون في العراق كلها من الشيعه عيال الكلب  المنافقين الخونه

[shellcool0wns]

@lpa3yonk Derka derka?

[TheTownender]

@shellcool0wns Mohammed Jihad.

[osker450]

@lpa3yonk ruff translation lmao Americans dancing in the Shia of Iraq are all children of hypocrites, traitors dog

[iraqi12th]

was that gay dance?

[baller6959]

god bless u dumnasses

[walkertexasranger33]

why do these guys still have some weird fat on their body

[SUPERIRAQIII]

iraqi soliders are the best ... truly herrros

[cynosurium]

BATTERY!!!

[turkishsoldier1900]

fuck british soldier

turkish soldier is best

[adsrules344]

@turkishsoldier1900 Turkish suck

Oh and ..

obvious troll is obvious

[CloneTrooperKieran]

@turkishsoldier1900 XD you don't actually believe Turkish soldiers are better than British soldiers that like saying the moon has life and the earth don't.

[Rambop26]

Haha you Boys are as crazy as us Americans. Glad ur r allies!

[tomojacko321]

@Rambop26 aha xD

[mindylinky]

@Rambop26 bored soldiers are always silly

[novadrian]

@mindylinky ...and dangerous for civilians.

[JAYSR94]

@Rambop26 same to you!!! :)

[MegaPoopization]

@Rambop26 We'll never be your ally. You twat.

[PKdelinquent]

@MegaPoopization We alredy are allies.. (Im English myself by the way).

America may be trigger happy, but you should just consider them our over-protective big brothers ;D

[NickFisher1994]

@MegaPoopization Already allies you muppet, how could you not know that? misinformed and uneducated at the same time? jeez...

[ewdennis]

@Rambop26 their not american

[ilovebrasilful]

are you mad that the UK is no longer an empire but a sad little country under the thumb of the US? your days of attacking terrorizing and plundering poor and defenceless natives in around the world and callling it an empire is over now crawl back into your holes.nobody wants to see those teeth. your days on the surface are over.

[incinerator950]

@ilovebrasilful

Please come up with a more constructed Copy-Pasta. Sincerely, the internet.

[jdwebbbear]

U.S. Army is over weight! I know I'm in the army.

[xXlVIonstaXx]

pllease do that in a AC-130 with the 105 mm

[porta20]

I didn't said that being slim it's a disadvantage, as a mather of facts I respect them for that and not going on steroids :))

[porta20]

know what I like? they are not like US amry.....all huge pects and 6 packs =)))

[aznduke559]

@porta20 lol I could barely notice

[drakieon]

@porta20 most are fat mate but there fit enough for it

[spinaway]

@porta20 Why Are you Gay?

[porta20]

@spinaway troll GTFO _|_

[spinaway]

@porta20 GAY GTFO

[porta20]

@spinaway cum eater GTFO :-s

[Stianofp]

Fight fire with fire!

[Dogsoldier22]

Hey finally the Americans and the brits have real common grounds. Thats some badass toons

[candylass1]

dont see any of you dicks fightin for ya country so before ya call them have a think bout ya selfs 

[eagledynasty81]

brits are such fags.

[siobhancfc1988]

@eagledynasty81 your a fag dont search us if you dont like it weres the logic in that u gay boy

[motorvating]

@eagledynasty81

HA Ha Ha, what a stupid comment. do you always make generic comments on a subject.

You actually show you are a cretin because you refer to the Brits as fags. First you need to understand a fag in UK English is a cigarette, so you need to get out and see a bit of culture. 2nd, there is no such race as the British. Many races live in Briton, which makes them British. The main races are English, Irish, Scots and Welsh, and many ex USA people live here.

[dirtyness3335]

They look too young to be there, they also look like there not doing it for the video, there doing it to get a look at each others body xD, fortunatly im not "British" , i like to count myself as Scottish, especially after that little performance...

[33109Joker]

great i feel much safer now

[Fruchtzwergemudda]

also wenn ich die kunden da sehe dann brauch ich mich nicht wundern das die es nicht schaffen den irak einzunehmen ... typisch engländer

[lvrpatriot01]

METALLICA@!

[floydfreak63]

Hmmm, threatening to kill a head of state. I hope the FBI sees your post. You must have fucked your own mother to death because I just talked to mine and she's alive and well. Go away, little boy.

[arrangeorge]

floy, thanks for the defending us ...we british know most americans arnt like that :P all countries have their pilloks. DJ is only confident enough to TRY to offend people in other countries over the internet.... some people are actually out fighting and dieing for thier country. DJ grow some balls and have a little respect

[floydfreak63]

@arrangeorge You're most welcome. I consider all people in the U.K. to be my brothers and sisters because I know when the shit hits the fan we together know how to face a common enemy. When all the other allies bail, the U.K. is still there for the long haul. Yep, I'm an Anglophile.

[djdragonhalf]

HA! the english are our oldest enemy

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf So you're saying that a grudge from 1775-1815 trumps all that the two nations have done as friends? It was 195 years ago, get over it! You are so obtuse I almost feel sorry for you. Obviously nobody in your family ever served in the military or they would have slapped the taste out of your mouth long ago for saying something like that. I really think you need to blow the dust off your history books and take a look at the bigger picture, particularly WWII.

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf Here's some more food for thought: The only reason Britain didn't kick the shit out of us in the Revolution is that we had home field advantage, guerrilla tactics, time, and the French navy on our side. Plus, in 1778 Britain also went to war with Spain and the Dutch Republic. So in essence Britain was fighting four nations at once

[djdragonhalf]

@floydfreak63 im sorry, my idiot filter was on, all i could see of your response was that you made one, please repost and try again

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf Maybe if you'd get your daddy's dick out of your mouth for a moment you could focus a little better and not miss things. Go to bed now, junior, you got a long day of dicksucking ahead of you again tomorrow.

[djdragonhalf]

@floydfreak63 oh, a gay insult, well then, i guess im beaten...fuck that, and speaking of fucking, i fucked your dad, your mom, and your aunt, all within one night, and i know that you were trying to put me in your shoes back when you were in your old glory(hole) days by insinuating that i suck cock, but that insult is lost within the very words of this rant which i have written while high, and it seems like ive been writing it forever so imma stop writing after this one last word, and its, Fuck

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf Sadly, you were beaten long ago by your own lack of intellect. Poor kid.

[programaster]

@djdragonhalf "a gay insult, well then, i guess im beaten" a few lines later "i fucked your dad,", then a few lines later "by insinuating that i suck cock" and then "which i have written while high,"

Really, bravo, I wasn't aware such epic levels of moronity were possible...

you really are "the one".

[djdragonhalf]

@programaster yes i am

[Tomazimon]

@floydfreak63 Wow, somebody fro mover the pond actually realises that?

[floydfreak63]

@Tomazimon Which one of my comments were you referring to, sir? I suspect either the Revolution one or the one about the UK being great allies. On a side note, I saw that you are a fan of Thunderf00t's "...Creationists" video series. I am as well, absolutely brilliant stuff.

[programaster]

@Tomazimon IKR? Cool...

[djdragonhalf]

*cough* *cough* Fuck the british and there round clanky dogtags...we should kill them, especially there senile queen

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf Piss on you, you teabaggin' little cunt. I figured you were some derka derka motherfucker when you said that. Gotta admit I was shocked and ashamed to find out you are from the States. How dare you say some vile shit like that about the best allies any country could ask for. Fuckin' hippie faggot. (BTW dumbass, it's "their" not "there". Quit the chess team and get your ass to English class.)

[Kriegsarschmann]

@floydfreak63 Thumbs up to you, good sir.

[djdragonhalf]

@floydfreak63 HA HA HA HA! pisson me? sounds like you british have a LOT wrong in your heads, and the only person i teabag is your mom...ive had better than her. and, oh yeah, i almost forgot, FUCK THE BRITISH AND FUCK YOU TOO!...damn tea drinking crumpet eating faggot smoking bastards

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf Now I can truly see your age shining through. News flash: I'm not British, if you had bothered checking you would have seen that I'm from Independence, Missouri. Jeez what a retard! Grow the fuck up.

[djdragonhalf]

@floydfreak63 youre a stalker, the british are gay, and im gonna kill there senile old queen...and your mom, i fucked her to death

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf You fucked it up again! Don't you know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're"? Fuckin' dumbass.

[djdragonhalf]

@floydfreak63 and i do it cause you don' like it...damn the english and there accent

[floydfreak63]

@djdragonhalf I couldn't care less, you're only making yourself look even more stupid.

[DavelovesStorme123]

@djdragonhalf Okay first of all, Why are you here talking shit about an ALLIED country? Stupid idiot, and Second How fucking dare you say ANYTHING about our Queen you stupid fucker! Go grow up or something yeah? Cos you REALLY don't know what your talking about, Sort your life out you stupid fucking cunt.

[DavelovesStorme123]

@djdragonhalf And especially as our boys are out there WITH youres, Fighting, and dieing, for us, and little shits like you just show them no repsect whatsoever by saying stuff like that. So if i was you. I would shut the fuck up.

[SaintNobody]

@floydfreak63 @djdragonhalf I have no idea why FloydFreak63 is pissed off. Also, I'm a Libertarian of the Ron Paul flavor, so I'm not sure about "teabaggin'," here. But if this guy just called you a fuckin' hippie, I'm all in to back him up. I will knock the taste of bong-water right out of your mouth and make sure the only tie-dye you wear says Pink Floyd on it. These boys are as Red, White and Blue as we are- they just put it together a bit differently.

Also, HILARIOUS! "Get Some!" Bwahahaha

[fezza112]

@djdragonhalf we should kill little stupid fuckers like you who act tough over the internet because you got a damn computer screen to protect your pretty little face

[Alexander29854]

So many time without dicks here are the results

[Alexander29854]

Quiz: How English are taking off condoms?

Answer: Farting! Loll

[spinaway]

@Alexander29854 Quiz, how many Greeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer none, they dont have electricity yet.

[Alexander29854]

Απάντηση σε αυτό το βίντεο... Funny but it would be better to find something else its difficult I can understand that after all making knowledge jokes about Hellenes it’s not the easiest thing to do … see we are the motherland of the knowledge it’s self …

PS: We knew about electricity 3000 years ago the name its self it’s Hellenic it comes from Electron a petrified tree oil we first discover its physical characteristics. 

[spinaway]

@spinaway it was as funny as your joke about the brits, you can dish it out but you cant take it,

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

I didn't know they're dog tags were circular.

[MyEd1987]

ur rod is sexxy

[TunesFresh]

slappa da bassss

[ereezy]

someone's going to get their eye put out!

[arabic99force]

a good soldier british in irak is a soldier death!!!!!

peace of algeria

[Ginzaz]

i love it!!! metallica + bored soldiers = awsme hehhehe

greeting from idf (ima soldier there heehehe)

[king7wood]

Way too much time on your hands, lads...

[spinaway]

@king7wood Its called stress relief dickhead.

[snakebitesxlove]

true lads ! haahhhahah

[MisterCrowley666]

Battery! :D

[sarsfieldusmc]

Damn brits, why are u so funny

[babbleentertainment]

are they playing a guitar or masturbating

[renegadeskinninja]

@babbleentertainment 

[Johnn1993]

Imagine the Sarge walked in

[scl8114515]

To all "haters", "trollers", or what ever you decide to call yourselves, is there really any need to be an ass? If you don't like the war then why do you take the time out of your day to go online and find youtube videos and write a comment bashing it, then arguing with everyone who disagrees with you?

[izzySSM]

haha im just gonna take this opportunity to say fucking stupid brits...ya kno...just cuz every american video i see u dick lovers sayin the same about us

[TheFaRrElL494HD]

@izzySSM every vid i see like this theres people like you doing those comments (and how exaclty is decending to there lev;e gona help?)

[JordanAlford123]

Why are so many people having ago ? They are having a little fun , i think its good they can still be happy when they are in war :-)

[heston99]

i fancy those boys! they are gorgeous!!

[UmmahPrime]

No wonder they lost the war in afghanistan and iraq. ridiculous

[heston99]

@UmmahPrime erm,the last time i checked they hadnt lost iraq,infact incase it escaped your notice saddam and his sons are dead!..as for afghanistan..its a work in progress

[UmmahPrime]

@heston99

u attack a country far from yours because of an stupid leader or dictator? Why you dont attack Nordkorea? or most of the african nations? And u call this stupid guys "heroes", for what? U have probably a family member or friend who is for the army in afghanistan. I have also family members in Afghanistan but they are civilians, nobody from them asked you for help and the whole country hates u now. So leave the country and never come back you cowards.

[heston99]

@UmmahPrime well why dont you fuck off and live with your relatives in afghanistan..we dont want to attack africa cos they have got fuck all but AIDS and carved wooden shit like giraffes and hippos. and women with long necks and rings round their necks...we dont want any of that shit

[UmmahPrime]

@heston99

why your soldiers doesnt go out from afghanistan? you re talking a lot of bullshit. I know you dont care about the civilians in afghanistan just like your soldiers. I dont know much but i know your soldiers are no heroes. they are cowards and nothing else.

[heston99]

@UmmahPrime yes ofcourse and the taliban are heroes i suppose!

[UmmahPrime]

@heston99

same bullshit

[zverbrycke]

@UmmahPrime whats it like to be 2,000 years behind the rest of the world?

[UmmahPrime]

@zverbrycke

yeah right...than please go to 80% of the african nations and make war to bring them in our "time"

[Matty2k1k45]

@UmmahPrime We didn't lose the war in Iraw you retard. We kicked their arse in the first gulf war with the Yanks and kicked their arse again.

[astelfox1]

No u go 2 hell WTF r u 5 if they had a pic of the with guns I would post somthin nice WTF kid

[xxMsPhiladelphiaxx]

LOL this is ace

[derry89er]

hope the get bombed

[DannyOwen11]

@derry89er

Shut up you prick

[vegannut]

hey I used to air guitar to battery in the late 80s... my 4 yo daughter air guitars to this as well... some things never die!!

[miamay1231]

REALLY?...WOW bunch of  assholes

[jakecosta96]

@miamay1231 shut up id like to see u out there fighting, there only having a laugh

[miamay1231]

@jakecosta96 dont tell me to shut up i can write what ever the hell i want! i see them as assholes i!f they had pic of them just posing in front of there guns or whatever like that then i would write some nice

[jakecosta96]

@miamay1231 i see u as an asshole coz its not like they have offended u ur anyfin and there you go calling them a bunch of assholes

[miamay1231]

@jakecosta96 your the asshole god stop writting back

[miamay1231]

@jakecosta96  go to hell

[jakecosta96]

@miamay1231 i dont belive in hell

[ottweed23]

besatzer und kriegstreiber...

[hudcofudco]

3 guys living out their homo erotic fantasies i'm sure :)lol

[thebdon18]

well that one guy looked like he was giving the other guy a blowjob

[razwan29]

stupit

[Martastik04]

only one of them looks like he's really playing something

[metallicagnr666]

Baaaattery hahahaha \m/ Keep it Metal \m/

[lesdoyle2000]

America OWNED Britain

The text of a July 2002 note from the U.K. Premier to the U.S. President, dispels any lingering scepticism. "You know, George, whatever you decide to do about Iraq, I'm with you,"

[twitchrdz956]

silly Brits i'm glad we're allies and have the same kind of retarded fun see y'all out there.

[mindylinky]

@twitchrdz956 I know, I'm American and I love our allies.  Our soldiers are just as cute and silly, and I love our guys and their guys

[Dayvid1984]

@twitchrdz956 me too man god bless the uk and usa!

[joelgallagher12]

wow amazing how much sound you can get out of those mettalic sticks you guys should go on britains got talent

[garybsg]

haaaaaaaaa Go Britain

[mr8ndoos]

رزيق و عليوي و عبيد

لوووووووووووول

[InfantryChans91]

Please tell me those aren;t the Whip antennea, your siggie will go ape shit lol

[shawry86]

redneck and jarhead?...your from the uk...act it mushakal

[mhy249]

lets hope you go first you little prick...

[AndyBoy101101]

I love Britain . So should you. God bless you boys.