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  • So true. I'm definitely no wannabe, and can back that up. It really isn't elitist, it's the same stuff some of us that do know what's real bump into all the time. Yeah, I have some of that gear discussed, I've also had a real need for it in the past. For 39 plus years, my life potentially hinged on my ability and gear. I also am an instructor with a marksmanship training organization. Better to buy what you can afford, and lots of ammo, then get some affordable training and practice.

  • I fucking love this.

  • I always lose it at "It is cordless"

  • This is some elitest bullshit. If a person was really trying to learn, why would any real person who wanted to protect others be such a jackass.

  • this is kinda realllllly funny. hahaha its so true

  • bugout! lol

    

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  • You guys are so funny I pooped my pants. Well I saw blood in my skivies after that and am now waiting on the results

  • You stole my plan good sir I was banking on getting cool extra gear and ammo from all the tards that starve and die from exposure. I guess the only good thing is we wont have to fight over it they won't have any food left and there will be more "tactical gear" than both of us could carry.

  • ha your so stupid you make me want to piss my self

  • come on. this is more about youtube commenters than gun forums. maybe I have been reading the wrong forums...

  • FUCKING PERFECT.

    great vid.

  • Lol

  • Simply amazing!

  • whoever posted this... I love you :D

  • Too funny. The great thing is the gun advice is spot on. Get a .22 LR and a crap load of ammo and shoot, shoot, shoot.

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  • 2:15 xD

  • I never been to any gun forum and im not even interested to go there, but this shit was funny as hell.

  • the video gamer and the gun expert are both right. maby the video gamer wants all these "needless" things simply because he wants them. thats how america works you want it you buy it, that simple.

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  • LOL.awsome!

  • Akimbo does mean the stance with the hands on your hip.

    What people don't usually search about is that before SMGs were widespread spies needed a way to have more firepower than a pistol in a concealable package. Hence a shooting technique was invented, in which the arms were locked in the "akimbo" position so that the shooter could instinctively aim two handguns at the same time.

    Eventually, SMGs came along and the need for a spy to have that much firepower died along the way.

  • Excellent Billy Madison Reference.

  • this is fuckin great.

  • 22lr ruger biatches get er done

  • This sounds like the "eliteist" jerks over at M4Cabine.net They are RUDE and talk down to everyone. (I own a Noveske)

    and know NOT everyone sleeps with their rifle. and MOST of those wanna-Be's are OLD and can only take down to others. The MODS there are the worst on the net and more moody than any bitch i've met.

  • @NWO4LifeEr

    I've got those types covered as well. Watch: (The Other End of The Spectrum)

  • @NWO4LifeEr << I don't know WTF you just said cuz you spell worth a sh!t.

  • @PeterSunn Drinking and posting do not mix. but you look like your on par with my spelling and grammar Cuz. lol

  • @NWO4LifeEr Hey nothing wrong with sleeping with your rifle buddy...but yer right>.>

  • @NWO4LifeEr dude, it doesent matter about the elitest. Guys like those are hilarious. "Five rounds is not enough on today's battlefeild."

    "What battlefield? What the f**k are you talking about?" hahahahahahaha

  • @NWO4LifeEr Hey man more than half of those guys have never held a real wepon most of them are just gamers that learn what they know on the game then google the rest. Im getting tired of people like that. Its very agervateing

  • @NWO4LifeEr

    It says here you live in Florida--have you ever been to the mountains?

  • Kar98k*

  • the sad thing is i think that the little games on COD are making me worse at shooting, because when I used a clip in my kar88k I looked for the reload buttonD:

  • LMAO

  • Long live Gecko45 Lol

  • Is it just by chance the idiot bear is black? Jw....

  • Freakin' hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  • ahahahaha

    

  • Certainly a clip that requires some prior knoweldge to understand but that was hilarious!

  • COD warriors. Such bullshit!!!

  • Such a perfect parallel to how those ignorant people actually talk. 

  • yeah, i get sick to my stomach when i go to the range and hear the z-word or call of duty

  • "what battlefield...? What the fuck are you talking about..?" LOL

  • Lmao. This is fucking EPIC. :D

  • This was classic

  • What is this program?

  • I love that it ends in a Billy Madison quote (or other if it had been stolen by them lol)

  • what a great way to vent

  • Great video, I see this same stuff on my forum almost daily.

  • I cant stop laughing. But I think you need more than 5rds. Otherwise, great! Hey, aren't these the silver bears?

  • @suzettespencer I think the argument isn't 5 rounds total to survive on, it's the idea that you need to be able to get your task done in 5 rounds or less (i.e. to drop an animal for food you shouldn't need over 5 rounds....1 should do with a couple extra if you don't get a kill shot the first time) even if you carry a "beta mag" that's only 100 rounds....if you use 5 rounds each time it's only good for use 20 times. :)

  • @BigFishRS

    FINALLY! Someones finally figured it out. One shot, one kill- and 5 rounds is more than sufficent for 99% of all work. The last 1% the shits gonna be so deep it won't matter- brains and luck will get you out of the trouble, not firepower.

  • @MrTrailltrader Most people cant shoot well enough, so they think that having more ammo will fix the problem....lol

  • That was hilarious .... so sad though how TRUE it is ...

  • thanks for doing these vids! I am so tired of the Ramboism in shooting forums

  • That was pretty funny. Still, I can't help but wonder whether the 'expert' spends more money at Brookhaven or Brooks Brothers.

  • My Ninja Katana hahaha..

  • LOL great

  • this is the most awesome thing i've ever seen on the internet

  • epic love it.

  • I can only spend $500 lol

  • what is wrong with a belt fed conversion?? happiness is a belt fed weapon after all!.... but then again if shit hits the fan I am so heading to the mountains... Ill be the one in bluejeans and a t-shirt sitting on a pile of random gear I collected from idiots>.>

  • @vampire847 hahaa

  • "i cant, its cordless"

  • Pure awesomeness!!!

  • This is the umpteenth time I've watched this and I still have hysterical laughs every time! Absolutely perfect.

  • lmao

  • "I'm going to bank on idiots like you and take their shit...You'll be the dick in the brand new multicam BDU's..." bwahahahahahahahahaha! Pure genius! ROFLMAO

  • I love this. There is so much win in this movie.

  • I LOVE the Billy Madison reference at the end!! "I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul!"

  • So what gun forum is this? The Firing Range?

  • That sums it up alright! Priceless!!! LOL

  • As a gun owner, I FIND THIS SHIT HILARIOUS!

  • lmao

    

  • Just laughed and and peed my self. Thank you, I award you points. You have just put every COD tard in a nut shell.

  • "oh and zombies"

    LMAO

  • LMAO

  • You need to put a disclaimer like "Do not be drinking anything while watching this"

    Holy cow this is funny, and I've met people like character on the right way too often.

  • I dunno who made this? But you're my hero!

  • Mall ninja 

  • The rational one is white, the dumb one is black...Hmm...

  • @ChCx2744 He is a Brown Bear not a human!!!!!!!!! just saying. Cause I'm black is kinda old now don't you think ? There is more Black on Black crime than White on Black crime.

  • @winxpman02 no you are just stupid and like to point out white on black crimes more than black on white crimes, you are retarded, the racist people are the ones who judge, you are one of them

  • @sirblobsalot What I pointed out is that it really gets lame when people call out the cause he's black or I'm black shit you idiot !!!!!!!! And if you read my other post you will see that I didn't really side with anyone I just pointed out that CAUSE I"M BLACK IS GETTING REALLY GAY you quire. I will bet you that if I started the "CAUSE I"M WHITE" Shit there will be a million people jumping on me YOU A RACIST BASTARD !! I wonder if you even know what the video is about you ASS PIRATE!

  • @winxpman02 ass pirate, lmfao, well sorry I read it wrong and I am not racist but I hate people that are sorry bro, keep pirating asses

  • @sirblobsalot learn how to read then get on here and comment. I nothing further to say to your stupid remarks...... I'm not even white I'm of Latin decent but I see the world for what is really is not for the utopia most make it out to be.

  • @winxpman02 well you have fun with your version of the world, what ever helps you sleep at night ass pirate

  • @sirblobsalot HAHA I really like how you try to avoid reality ;) I have grown up in the hood and LIKE I STATED more black on black crime than white on black. Also take a look at history.The Africans were capturing other Africans to send them off as slaves in there own nation, and I'm the racist one for mentioning it reality? Learn some real world facts buddy before you post idiotic comments.Also again these are some animated animals not humans. Also I will not sleep so i can ass pirate you ;)

  • 2:15 - 2:25 is HILARIOUS! Funniest yet.

  • BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • what the hell is akimbo hahahaha

  • Dude I am fucking terrified of zombies...

  • Oh god, this is fucking glorious.

  • Anyone that thinks they will become some super hunter in SHTF just because they dont have much gear is a fucking idiot.

  • AKIMBO HAHAHAH

  • 20 people identify with the newb so far!

  • I'm dying here laughing so hard.

  • I phone, ninja katana, game boy, MRE.

    Priceless.

    I see this all the time on my forum. This sh!t is priceless.

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA­

  • Thank you for posting this

  • priceless.

  • Loved it, awesome.

  • Loved it??

  • "I can't, it is cordless..."

  • @ken668 CLASSIC! LMAO!!!

  • Hilarious... and true, which makes it more sad.

  • Reference material 

  • genius, much of this is what i've been telling nutters on forums

  • Magnificent! I wish zboyco could see this!

  • The shrug at 2:22 XD

  • Cordless. LOL

  • Makes me laugh and thenit makes me want to burn my computer

  • "Its Cordless!!" WAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA

  • Outstanding. Zombies. 6.8SPC. must be piston. Exactly accurate too, Jesus

    p.s. maybe I should do the Grendel.

  • Just AWESOME and everything is true...

  • AWESOME!

  • FAL!

  • needs moar akimbo shotties

  • funny. I subd because of this.

  • 5 rounds?? I was going to get Beta Mags or a Shrike belt feed conversion. HAHAHAHA!

  • WOW, this is the funniest shit I've seen in months and it is all true.

  • “I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.”

  • Is there any aftermarket left hand bolt conversion?

  • @startreking2007 Billy Madison is probably so old now most don't know that is a line straight out of it.

  • This is funny crap! Funny thing is , we have a few of the guns they talk about. No video game controllers though and no extra gear to bug out! hahahaha

  • fucking funny shit

  • rofl 

  • too funny.

  • 1:33

  • haha

  • I didn't mean any harm. Just sounded a lot like something from LF.

  • @buddiiee

    I'm pretty sure this was taken directly from a thread.

  • @rocktruggy03

    Pretty sure it wasn't.

  • I can't tell you how many times I've heard this conversation!

  • For fucks sake people like this scare me, and I'm active duty!

  • Hilarious, in all fairness, references to "zombie attacks" are not serious, they are light hearted acknowledgement of the pointlessness of hoarding or stockpiling an excessive amount of weapons and ammunition. The whole point of the joke is that it _is_ ridiculous, and even those of us... er, I mean, them, who do or have done it realize it.

  • /k/ in a nutshell

  • This is wonderful. It happens in all fields: cars, motorcycles, musical instruments, cell phones, Tv's and on and on....

  • Yep, sounds like 90 percent of the idiots that post themselves on U-tube shooting up the country side and then expounding "Keeewwl MAN !!!"

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL Ain't this the truth too.

  • OMG.....LMAO Oh and ZOMBIES.......are on the way LOL

    but yeah some are that dumb scary

    E1

  • This would have been a lot better if you'd have used different voices for the characters.

  • I wanna be the first guy on my block to bayonet a burgler with a Mosin!

  • @Tailback

    Enjoy the ensuing lawsuit for that.

  • @Tfarnham849

    Lawsuit??? WTF???  lmao

  • @k3ndawg7

    If you defend yourself against a home invader with a bayonet, you can actually be charged with assault with a deadly weapon on behalf of the invader. Fucked up, I know, but it makes sense. If you're going to point a weapon at someone, you have to use it and it HAS to be justified.

    Just like if you conceal carry a pistol and are mugged or something and you point your weapon at them but do not fire. They can get you for various weapon related charges.

  • @Tfarnham849 You have no idea what you are talking about. You are the Concealed Carry version of this video.  State what state you live in and your military or law enforcement experience. I spent 4 1/2 years active duty Army, 15 1/2 years National Guard. I have attended my state's concealed carry class, am a NRA life member, and momber of my state's shooting association. The NRA and My state's shooting association salivate thinking about defending a self defense case.

  • @Tailback thank you for your service in the armed forces.

  • @Tailback I'm a Marine but Hooah to you!

  • @chargamer As a Marine myself, I'd like to point out that Marines don't say "Hooah," they say "Oohrah." The Army says "Hooah." Maybe you should learn about the Marines before you pose as one...

  • @RushToFall Ok

    A. I am a Marine, im in 29 palms at MCESS.Do you want my last four too?

    B.I said Hooah to him because i'm not a dick to soldiers and thats they're saying.

    C. And its OORAH not OOHRAH, some boot got a tattoo of ""OOHRAH a week ago and all the NCO's took turns pointing out it was spelled wrong.

    D.Some of the best people i've ever met are in the Army.I don't care what branch it is anyone serves in. They all deserve a OORAH HOOYAH BOOYAH or whatever.

  • @Tfarnham849 My brain collapsed in on itself after reading this train wreck of a post.

  • @Tfarnham849 Uh, are you from outside the USA or from one of the few states that still has no "Castle Doctrine"?

    If I am defending myself from percieved mortal danger, I am legally allowed to use deadly force in self defense.

  • I see this video and I still want my Alexander Arms 6.5 Grendel build XD

  • DirtyMidgetStudios, if you bought a Mosin Nagant for 100 bucks you got ripped off. You can find them for around 60 dollars, including the bayonet and sling (not that you need the bayonet, but still, it's a steal).

  • they didn't consider the fact that some of these rifles are just fun to own...

  • @mafiaslicka

    True. But this was in the context of some mall ninja preparing for SHTF or something to that effect. If something like that happened, you wouldn't want your $3,000 special built AR in some wildcat chambering. Someone would see it and kill you for it. Plus you don't need plate carriers, tac vests, ect. What you do need are basic survival tools (fire starters, water purification, food, water, knife, ect) and weapon training. No point in a $1000 dollar rifle you don't know how to use.

  • I have the perfect answer to this guy's question. Buy a Mosin Nagat, only $100, and you can do any thing with it.

  • 2:22 ftw

  • This is the epitome of message board mall ninjas.

    Well done Sir.

  • That's hilarious. What's funnier? The white guy telling the black guy he's a fucking moron... So racist :) lol. Real men use bows...

  • @DeathByCactus Oh, lighten up DeathBreath! Piss ant!

  • Hahahaha very funny!!

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  • Oh my god I'm laughing so hard at this. Well done.

  • My head hurts from laughter.

  • Hey hey, Air Jordans do make you a professional. Don't destroy my dream.

  • FUCK YOU. I REALLY WANT A RIFLE FOR CLOSE QUATER COMBAT WITH THEM CRIMINALS IN THE GHETTO LOL..

  • it would take an anti social, sniper... who hides under shit... to make fun of people who are ignorant, but want to learn over the internet.. hiding behind a keyboard to make fun of people wanting to exercise the right to own arms... is this anti gun? anti rights? or anti social? Long Range, Chicken Shit Queers Hiding! behind a key board, like they hide in the woods... trying to be kool. Thats why NO ONE! likes snipers. Pussies!