@shecat69 My dear, that is the way it goes when you ask a fairy tale nutcase how much he loves you? you might as well be some sleeping princess who wakes up and finds the handsome prince has made you pregnant. That Jesus.....Did you however dial the right number?
every one of you is going to die someday, if you think making fun of God is funny, it won't be like that in the afterlife; if you will die without knowing Jesus, you'll be isolated from God for eternity in hell and you will end up with things you served and with gods you bowed your knees to....
Jesus can talk the talk but can he walk the walk?!?! Religous people suck! I am an atheist and proud of it! Thanks for posting this video. The power of Christ Compells you...
So this is the Jesus that rules and ruins the lives of the unrepentant wicked. It is a Good thing it isn't the true Jesus/God from the Bible. The writer has some serious dark spirits leading them.
Dude, that isn't the True Jesus of the Bible, it is one of the Jesuses that are false and the unrepentant wicked recognize. The Wicked can't recognize the True Jesus until the day of God's(Jesus') Wrath. Endure the temptation to get angry and sin not. Jesus said there were many Jesuses coming. Mocker's have to manifest because God said so.
Look, I may be up to being tempted to anger, but I see you are offended. If you resist taking harsh words against my God and me, what reward do you have? For that matter, what gain do you get for taking your anger out on me anyway? I see right through your hardened heart and see pain and suffering, turn to Christ and be healed of your unrighteous anger.
"" see right through your hardened heart and see pain and suffering, turn to Christ and be healed of your unrighteous anger. ""
OH MY GOD. Lol. a big LOL at you. I mean how can you even see his pain and suffering? Like you have some special powers or something? I bet you can also predict the next lottery results huh? What are your methods of data gathering? Prove your point. You see you already sinned against your "GOD", you lier.
Unless we walk the walk, you can't know the Power of the True God, Jesus. Nor can you know who is phony. The True God hides himself and only reveals himself to whom he wills. I only encourage people to righteousness, whether or not you believe I am of God is pointless, but why do you try to tear me down. What evil have I commited?
You don't encourage people to righteousness, it's not even righteousness. You encourage people to believe in a God or some Jewish Zombie which retards the growth of science and civilization.
just awesome thanx.! rock on!
bakersfieldmusicnow 1 month ago
Last line is a fucking killer. Very nice.
thesammyoverseas 1 year ago
@rumpwrestler: Are you tripping on acid?
shecat69 1 year ago
Coitado de quem fez todos sabem o seu fim!!
jessica61667 1 year ago
awesome! and it hppen to me everyday
animeniac89 1 year ago
I asked Jesus how much he loved me, and you know what he did?!?! Nothing!!
shecat69 2 years ago
@shecat69 My dear, that is the way it goes when you ask a fairy tale nutcase how much he loves you? you might as well be some sleeping princess who wakes up and finds the handsome prince has made you pregnant. That Jesus.....Did you however dial the right number?
rumpwrestler 1 year ago
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every one of you is going to die someday, if you think making fun of God is funny, it won't be like that in the afterlife; if you will die without knowing Jesus, you'll be isolated from God for eternity in hell and you will end up with things you served and with gods you bowed your knees to....
soul86kiev 2 years ago
Jesus can talk the talk but can he walk the walk?!?! Religous people suck! I am an atheist and proud of it! Thanks for posting this video. The power of Christ Compells you...
shecat69 2 years ago
lol
"You live in Seattle Asshole, this is summer!"
XD
SaturnEternity 2 years ago
Where's the bible brew cartoon? =(
Aff01000001 2 years ago
so cool.. hhahahahha
hiawathabanias 2 years ago
You remeber when michal jackson said he gave them kids jesus juice
rebelpothead 2 years ago
LOL Even Jesus would like this its so funny
unholykrack69 3 years ago
"you know i hate fags right" hahahah
skarules111 3 years ago
man u r creative! genius man!
animeniac89 3 years ago
Lol, this is hilarious.
lisamariefan 3 years ago
hey emmitt im going to beet ur ass
bcbarton51 3 years ago
beer!
whoa its god ass......-bling- lmao!
emmitt3883 3 years ago
I'm not seeing the humor here, at all. but the animation was nice I think.
DemonOfTheSkies 3 years ago
So this is the Jesus that rules and ruins the lives of the unrepentant wicked. It is a Good thing it isn't the true Jesus/God from the Bible. The writer has some serious dark spirits leading them.
stringanime 3 years ago
Funny shit
THAT WAS GREAT
MORE MORE MORE
leo6stringer 4 years ago
more more more!!!
hergen20 4 years ago
rofl ..you guys are sick. retarded :)) BURN IN HELL!!!! >:) muhahaha
freestyler4you 4 years ago
eeew that ass thing is sick,
jesus juice episode II - the escape of gods anus
Butt3redBr3d 4 years ago
rofl!
MalpaPL 4 years ago
I think that Jesus is a bitch. Go back to heaven that bastard stupid ass bitch....
jeff1062003 4 years ago
fuk off you retard, just cos you've got no faith in anything doesn't mean that you need 2 take 2 insulting other religions u fucking jerkoff
Butt3redBr3d 4 years ago
Dude, that isn't the True Jesus of the Bible, it is one of the Jesuses that are false and the unrepentant wicked recognize. The Wicked can't recognize the True Jesus until the day of God's(Jesus') Wrath. Endure the temptation to get angry and sin not. Jesus said there were many Jesuses coming. Mocker's have to manifest because God said so.
stringanime 3 years ago
FUCK YOU AND GOD.
emmitt3883 3 years ago
Look, I may be up to being tempted to anger, but I see you are offended. If you resist taking harsh words against my God and me, what reward do you have? For that matter, what gain do you get for taking your anger out on me anyway? I see right through your hardened heart and see pain and suffering, turn to Christ and be healed of your unrighteous anger.
stringanime 3 years ago
suck my cock and fuck god
emmitt3883 3 years ago
i was jk also ^^
emmitt3883 3 years ago
"" see right through your hardened heart and see pain and suffering, turn to Christ and be healed of your unrighteous anger. ""
OH MY GOD. Lol. a big LOL at you. I mean how can you even see his pain and suffering? Like you have some special powers or something? I bet you can also predict the next lottery results huh? What are your methods of data gathering? Prove your point. You see you already sinned against your "GOD", you lier.
captainbeer3 2 years ago
Unless we walk the walk, you can't know the Power of the True God, Jesus. Nor can you know who is phony. The True God hides himself and only reveals himself to whom he wills. I only encourage people to righteousness, whether or not you believe I am of God is pointless, but why do you try to tear me down. What evil have I commited?
stringanime 2 years ago
You don't encourage people to righteousness, it's not even righteousness. You encourage people to believe in a God or some Jewish Zombie which retards the growth of science and civilization.
captainbeer3 2 years ago
SOOOO true!
Aff01000001 2 years ago
I walk every day and never saw him
:O
Aff01000001 2 years ago
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The Blind have seen God.
stringanime 2 years ago
Rather I should say", the once blind, have seen God."
stringanime 2 years ago
god damn that ass thing was super gross. but thats definitly what a jesus party would be like
jonsapp83 4 years ago