How To Smile

[AlphaNerd3]

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[jasperkt]

ITs been close to a year now since I was able to master the basics of smiling. I feel that i have been able to integrate more successfully into different social groups by being able to express my pleasure in being within their company. I feel though, my lack of more advanced techniques could be holding me back however, when will these vital techniques be taught?

[Jessicarae7]

there's a problem. i'm having a hard time seeing when i do this. am i doing it WRONG??

[TheDevCamExperience]

One day I felt so happy that I didn't know how to express myself. Do I jump? Do I hurrah? I didn't know. Then I watched this video.

That day never happened again.

[Fallen13Angel7]

What heppened to vlogramen?

[pilocrates]

@Fallen13Angel7 vlogramen is lying on the table in the ER, waiting for george clooney to come and hit it with the defibrillator.

[djedge40]

@pilocrates BRING IT BACK TO LIFE!!! :'(

[Fallen13Angel7]

what happened to vlogramen?

[thewinekone]

: D

[pilocrates]

@thewinekone nice technique!

[squeegeebean]

Wow. Your comments section is filled with so many heart-warming success stories! 

[pilocrates]

@squeegeebean i know! i really changed the world here!

[allthelostones]

Wow your tips will help me at work. Everyone needs to watch this video.

[guiltyofpiracy]

I'm still having trouble even after watching this extremely helpful tutorial. Could I perhaps get some private tutoring?

[pilocrates]

@guiltyofpiracy hmmm a PRIVATE lesson? i think i know what you mean. $20 for second base and $40 for all the way.

[guiltyofpiracy]

@pilocrates Oh okay. Those rates are quite reasonable. I'll have my people call your people.

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

I pocketed some bread from a corner store the other day, and I almost got caught. But I just gave the lady an eye-crinkle, and she thought I was sincere, so I got away. You're a genius!

[Cranbecky]

I can't wait to learn how to smile and wink! I am gonna be SO POPULAR. You don't even know.

[StellatheBot]

I think I'm getting the hang of it ... wait no, my dog is still looking at me with a blank expression.

[MagnificentMegan]

I wish I would have watched this before school, today we had school pictures and I think I smiled all wrong!

[multicoloredmirrrors]

Can you do a video like this but geared towards people without mouths?

[pilocrates]

@multicoloredmirrrors please focus on step 3: crinkling the eyes!

[xperpetualmotion]

oh man, I must have been doing it wrong my whole life.

[yyflower]

We need to send this to David Choi. . .

[PatrickWrocks]

This scared me a little, not gonna lie.

[TheRabbit245]

You know what used to make me smile? Vlogramen. I don't smile anymore.

[meow0meow7]

I wore this smile once when I went shopping and a much of people gave me their numbers! But now that I look at the cards I realise they're just shrinks.

[jeanreiter]

Too funny! It made me smile. :)

[katrinalikespancakes]

Thank you so much for this, Stefan.

I myself was born with Unabletosmile-itis, and it has plagued me all my life. I've watched many other How To Smile guides in the hope that they would cure me, but none of them showed the sensitivity and expertise of this video.

I will put your tips into practice. You're the best.

[pilocrates]

@katrinalikespancakes oh that is just the most unfortunate of diseases :(

[ctrlaltkirsty]

eye crinkle is key ! now i know !

[theoriginaledi]

Cool! My husband always tells me that I'm not smiling as much as I think I am. I can hardly wait for him to wake up so I can show him what I've learned! I just know he'll be excited about it. Thank you!!

[pilocrates]

@theoriginaledi you're welcome! i do have some experience though. I've been helping husbands get excited since 1992!

[hopeonatenspeed]

i don't know how i smiled before this video.

[pilocrates]

@hopeonatenspeed poorly!

[AussieEskimo]

dear pilocrates.. before i watched your video i was a real loser.. nobody liked me and i had no friends.. i thought id always be this way.. but now i can smile people talk to me.. im dating a model.. and ive lost 24kg giving me rock hard abs like ive always wanted! thank you so much pilocrates!

[pilocrates]

@AussieEskimo lol. i'm so happy for you and your abs!

[jasperkt]

i tried this out in public but got arrested. what am i doing wrong???

[pilocrates]

@jasperkt well you should try not to direct your smiles at children at first!

[simosemful]

Now I know how Craig with a wig learnt to smile

[theshmoofiles]

@simosemful i love wheezy references

[freakostar13]

@freakostar13 omg. open up like 3 tabs playing this video, it is truly scary.

[theK0OKS]

ahahahahahah

[finding13emo]

Thanks almost forgot how to smile as soon as I opened my results lmao xD

[UnculturedProject]

Said smile in emoticon form: D:

[SamLovesHP]

this was very helpful! xD

[RocketRach]

This is very informative. I tested it on my family and they gave me a few weird looks but I assume it was because they've never seen me smile so well before.

[pilocrates]

@RocketRach :D i'm glad you are doing so well!