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  • ****...AWKARD...*****

  • Empty his shit? His Ass? His dick? Which one? lol

  • @DavijoBoy fill his stomach and empty his BALLS lol as in,,,, him busting a nut

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  • 'i dont know how to get pasta'

  • did she ever get passed that 

  • Press 8 for here with you

  • I think the funniest part is not the emptying of the nutsack, but definately when she yodels "here with you".... a definate CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm still hhheaaaaarrrrr with you! I don't know, how to get past that. I dont' know how to get past that.

  • SO EMPTY HIS FUCKIN' BALLS ALREADY, YOU DUMB BITCH! Women.... It's goes without saying that there's a reason women don't need a driver's' license. THERE ARE NO ROADS BETWEEN THE BEDROOM AND THE KITCHEN. HAHA!

  • I would empty his balls in a heartbeat

  • @HomestarRunner20X6 ....fag

  • @WildlifeSeriaLKiller What an astute observation, lol

  • I was… What the fuck? hahaha

  • voice crack

  • press 3 over and over...I said 3 bitch not 2

  • press 8 repeatedly

  • press 2 and 3 repeatedly. 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2

  • his balls

  • i dont see the problem here

    

  • press 8

  • Hhhhereeeee with uuuu

  • @chavezjjj9 Hhhhhere with UUUUUUUUUUU

  • Pretty funny how the guy smirks after she says " heeere with youu "

  • She doesn't know how to get pasta that's why she is heeereeee with you.

  • WwWwWhHhHhAaAaAtTtTt

  • heeeeeeere with you lolololol

  • I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK PASTA!!

    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK PASTA!!!

    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK PASTA!!!

    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK PASTA!!!

    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK PASTA!!!

  • ..and thats why im HeRE wItH yOuu..

  • Press 8 repeatedly. She is trying to be a gun lol.

  • oh my gaw yo a hoooorse?

  • Keep pressing "8"

  • Uhm, yea, that is what you are here for woman

  • THATS WHY IM HEREREHREE WITH YOUOO

  • was the last part "here with you~" auto-tuned???

  • Press 8 if you want her here with you.

  • That woman is a bitch

  • hahahahaha

  • You married the ignorant fool. You deal with him.

  • What did she not get about that? It was in there vows...

  • 0:20 reverse puberty

  • Does she yodel "Here with you" or is just me?

  • @tangentcreative1 I heard it also lol

  • that right there is a smart man

  • GO TO HELL any who think that this video is funny

  • @Dynamentope it is funny, but id really like to know what she was talking even though i think its about pasta so you seem to know what its all about so fill me in brotha

  • @Dynamentope What the fuck is wrong with you cunt. you need a good ass kicking and you need to kiss many mens asses for this horrible comment. I hope you one day go to jail and be put in a MALE PRISON IN A CELL WITH 20 SEX OFFENDERS AND GET FUCKED GOOD BY THEM for a few months. That should change your attitude and teach you not to disrespect men you sunuvabitch. It's 2012 almost and men need to be respected again and not emotionally and mentally raped by stupid feminists like you cunt

  • @xhemexx WOW such imagination. Such an intellect. Thanks for demonstrating why men need to be respected again. lol. Maybe what you are really saying is that YOU need respect? You are a silly boy.

  • @ericafarm1 You ingorant shallow crazy woman. Why would you side with evil feminazis and take issue with what I said? By the way EVERYONE deserves respect, but lately the male gender is being raped by the evil feminism and feminism as an idealogy must be wiped off the face of the earth and exterminated.

  • @Dynamentope  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN? I thought the video was HILARIOUS. Hell, my WIFE thought it was funny.

  • Woman: "My husband tells me to get him a sandwich, what's a good some back?"

    Dr.Phil: "Learn your priorities, and come back with a sandwich!"

  • haha what a quote, horrible but funny

  • Her job REALLY is to do stand-in work for Mr. Ed.

  • Go despressed woman! Depressed woman used 'HEREWITHYOU'. It's super hilarious.

  • that's why im HERE WITH YOU@$%@#%^@#^ ur balls dropping, bro?

  • press 8 and watch the boyfreind try to hide his smile

  • PRESS 8 TILL THE END OF TIME

  • 0:20 is better..

  • She said balls, right? Fill his belly, empty his balls?

  • lmfao........what the HELL

  • 0:21 ur welcome

  • HUH?!

  • The funniest part to me was when she said "thats why im hererere with you!"

  • lol i guess she was trying to hold in her laughter

  • @lgarvey

    lmaooo....seems like everyvid iam watching today the comments get funnier

  • Isn't that her job though?

  • Chris, you are a living legend among mortals. I salute you sir!

  • wat happened to her voice at 0:20?

  • @vampireacademy6 I... Have.... no idea o.o

  • She don't know how to get pasta.

  • @adictmonkey LMFAO!

  • @adictmonkey this is a serious issue! don't mock it! lol

  • @jonatanblack01 I know that it's a serius issue, I wouldn't know what to do if I didn't know how to get pasta, I feel really bad for her, honestly.

  • @adictmonkey

    You have some messed up accent if you think it sounds anything like pasta.

  • She obviously left something out. I bet when he said it ,he put it this way "its your job to fill my belly, empty my balls and lick my asshole". That's what a real man would say.

  • what's with the horse whinny at 0:21.......

  • Wtf .... :S im stoned and cant belive what i just heard :D .... hahahhaha Fun fun :D

  • and thats why.. 'IM HERE WITH YOU'

  • I love how after she says that ("Fill my belly/empty my balls"), it cuts to two women laughing. I thought all the women were gonna jeer at him (though I was laughing myself).

  • It's my job to fill his belly and empty his (add word there)

  • that's why im ~HeRe~WiTh~YoU~

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  • Unless she's a really good cook, I doubt she's met either of her obligations. :)

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  • Press 8 over and over.

  • 0:20 repeat(:

  • she probably had an orgasm thinking about emptying his nuts

  • thats why im HERE WITH YOU..........

  • 0:21 He tries sooo hard not to laugh LOL

  • I can just imagine how that conversation went. Babe listen, As my woman it's your job to keep my stomach full and my balls empty.....Sometimes I just don't know why i'm HERE WITH YOUUU.

  • I thought she was going to break out in a disney song!!

  • lol at 0:20 after her voice goes weird, u can see the guy get a little smirk on his face like hes trying to hold back his laughter XD

  • Great find! It inspired me to make a YTMND in its honor.

  • LOL wtf is wrong with her voice

  • and thats why iM HERE WITH YOU

  • heerre witthh youuu! 

    I'm still LMAO!!!

  • LMFAO gross

  • keep pressing 8 lol

  • You know how to get past that? Go out and get a job and pay your own bills, that's how.. Until then, shut up and empty those nuts...

  • @siuwed LMAO

  • Hold "8".

  • "Fill my belly and empty my balls!" That sounds like a reasonable request.

  • I still don't understand how that could happen.. is it something wrong with the audio or something? xd it isn't logical that your voice goes like THAT. xd

  • Heereeee Withhh youuuuuuu ahahaha

  • "Um...."

    LOL

  • that's the FCC for you. they bleep that stuff out because they're a bunch of momma's boys with virgin eyes and virgin ears.

  • i cried laghing 

  • ..obligatory close-ups of cute chicks' reactions.

  • lmfao "Here with you" - sounded like someone just grabbed her balls

  • That guy is bang on.

  • That guy is a scumbag.

  • @TheCaptainQuantum that guy is a legend!! :D

  • @GDI109 Only a misogynistic creep like you would think so.

  • @GDI109 agree...KING!

  • @GDI109

    misogynists hate women, that guy is just plain and simply sexist and chauvinistic.

  • @CCRockit lulz stfu bitch

  • @GDI109

    Use your terms correctly then. :/

  • What's up with her when she says "Here with you"?????

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  • Fuckin half human Half horse LOL!

  • That dude is a fucking boss

  • Orgasm?

  • Hahahahahahahahhaha

  • 0:12 HOT

  • hey gotta keep a man happy. If you dont fill his belly and empty his ball someone else will. I know I'm going to do that with my man. Gotta keep them happy.

  • @senshi85 So um Can I have yo numba? Can I have it?

  • @WorldOfSnakes lmao!

  • @senshi85 loll I hope you're laughing because you recognized my quote's coming from MTV right? So funny!

  • @WorldOfSnakes No I didn't recognize it but I thought it was just a funny response.

  • @senshi85 Okay type in youtube "madtv can i have your number" and laugh your ass off !

  • Ugh, just another male chovinist pig. 

  • that dude is the shit! lmfao!!!

  • hahahahaha right on

  • you mgith wanna bleep that out LOL LAMFO

  • HeeeeeeeeeeeeeReeeeeeeeeeeeee with you ....I don't know how to get passed that!

  • ..............Um..............­......

    

  • @Elizablue2 Oh good :)

  • FILL HIS BELLY AND EMPTY HIS BALLS LOL THIS GUY IS A HERO

  • Well get in the kitchen to start with, that would help

  • Classic guy wants cum bucket and cum bucket is too stupid to leave...

  • is that SINBAD??????

  • is the funny part the fill my belly and empty my dick or the Here with you

  • Press 8. Sounds like a bird.

  • Why is the husband always fat and ugly? I guess all those Sitcoms that star a fat, Idiot-Man-Child had it right all along...Oh, almost forgot- I'D FUCKING DESTROY HER!!!

  • LOL KEEP PRESSING 7 AND 8

  • She was a horse in a previous life.

  • @lgarvey hahaahahhaha super funny comment

  • @lgarvey hahahahaha! OMG that was brilliant. Thank you!

  • I got scared when it came to "hHeEeErE wiIiTtHh YyOoOoOuU"! Poor husband has to hear that! And that is Awkward...

  • lol

  • HAHAHA

  • i broke my 8 key...

  • Fill his belly and empty his balls

    hahahhahaha ffing KING

  • Well, atleast she gets DNA with some intellect for once... such a shame if she spit it out.

  • 0:21

    

  • LOLLLOLOL

  • empty.... what?

  • LMAOO Seriously... wtf happened to her voice?

  • look at the guy smiling when her voice pitches xD

  • Well... Isn't it?

  • Keep pressing 8

  • an alien inside her!

  • what.was.that?

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  • what creeped me out was the "heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee wiiiittttthhhhh yoooouuuu" screechy sound cuming out of her vocal chords. :p

  • Mrs. Ed at 0:21

  • "I don't know how to get past that"

    UM, DIVORCE?

  • balls?

  • 0:20 wtf is that

  • 0:21 was funnier than the rest of the video.

  • If she wanted to make her life easier, she'd drain his balls and feed him his cum for dinner.

  • That sounds great, I guess she was no good at it though.

  • did she laugh right at the end and try to hold it in

  • I was with her up until she said "here with you" like a retard. Now I just want to punch her in the face.