How To Win an Argument

[sbrnrn]

Objective facts: A toilet.

[TheROmazing]

Your argument is not even valid !

[UnrealZmeu]

how to win an argument: Being the woman

[TheSpartanTank]

@UnrealZmeu Damn u women and the 2 brains in their boobs

[UnrealZmeu]

@TheSpartanTank i'm a dude, dude. :D

[superMrstylo]

Yeah great video dude. But what about if your the guy?

[ihaveapetrocknamedpe]

step 1:say your penis cupcake

step 2:eat them

[billyjamesosborne22]

Fucking sado why would u tell people on youtube how to win an argument fucking slutt !!!!!!

[thatoldseadawg]

Who has noticed this was uploaded in Febuary and there are Christmas decorations and stuff lying about?!

[tandoorifury]

Two camels in a tiny car.

[TheJakeandBrosShow]

If they made a video on how to  understand women this is what it would sound like:

"overvoice" howto understand women, what you'll need, nothing. step one you cant. the end

[16yang16]

What kind of argument is about drying hands on decorative towels?? :p

[janlesdotcom]

How to be an annoying bitch

[SeanOBriain]

If you want to win an argument, just study critical thinking and understand each logical fallacy and how you can identify them, and call out the person.. For example - if someone is attacking the character of someone, rather than attacking their argument - address it.. If someone is building up a strawman (building up an argument that doesnt actually exist), call them on it.. If someone introduces off-topic nonsense (red herrings), call them on it.. Once you know logical fallacies, you win.

[The06452]

Did you know; My fish aaaahhhh likes to ummmmmmm..... swim yeah he likes to swim wait I think it's a gril

[Poptopix]

@The06452 Tell me, what does a "Gril" look like... I would imagine its a combination of a "Girl" and a "Grill"... (JK man I know what you mean)

[burntorangeblood23]

tip: NEVER try this on a woman. you will lose

[vicentevalair]

Step 1: Be a women.

[TheMrPaulD]

don't forget to bring a towel.....regardless if its decorative or not

[AdioX321]

How to win:

Say the phrase "your mother"

[Theonly447]

Beware! Does NOT work on parents!

[Katniss012]

Who the fuck argues about dishtowels.

[Otobob]

step 1: Get in an argument.

step 2: comment on spelling and grammar.

step 3: say "U mad bro?"

[Smonjirez]

Fact 1: This never works when discussing with Christians.

[MaximumD2]

Step 1: Fight in an argument

Step 2: Realize you are losing

Step 3: Correct opponents grammar

Step 4: Taste victory

[SeanOBriain]

@MaximumD2 opponent's*

[MrTeddybearJ]

Step 1: be a girl

[cba321427]

@MrTeddybearJ step 1.dont be sexist

[cba321427]

@MrTeddybearJ haha won argument

[phillygrafittisog]

A towel is made to be used who cares what kinda towel it is thts stupid :/

[DaValentineK]

guide to piss someone off



[MrHomelessMilk]

Step 1: Fight in an argument

Step 2: Realize your losing

Step 3: Step back get your handgun or knife

Step 4: Kill the bastard

[kil509]

(optional) a divorce lawyer

[isaac161000]

why does she need to do all that if women almost always win an argument anyway

[funhippo132]

Is the guy Zac Efron's Relative????Or Zac Efron?

[0mgWtfBbq718]

I usually just say "Well that's a valid point and all, but fuck you I'm spiderman"

[eddyboy123100]

@jakeneedsthings I did now

[henrytakeover]

what the EFFF??

youre not supposed to use the damn towel after your done washing your hands?

if i wipe it on my pants it makes it look like i damn near pissed myself

[Magnaillusion]

Step 1: Become a stalker

Step 2: Disregard logical fallacies; bring them all out and attack nonstop.

Step 3: Don't let the other person defend itself; that's for losers.

Step 4: Prey on failures to conclude they must agree with you.

Step 5: Bitch around endlessly, as to carve your point in their brains

Step 6: Generalize. Tell them they're wrong on everything they say and that they have no opinion on the topic because they are wrong on one single point.

Did you know? Divorce is in your future.

[AnnisaAyana]

@Magnaillusion You made more sense than the video.

[jakeneedsthings]

Step 1: Take out gun

Step 2: Say "nuff' said"

Did you know that birds can fly?

[040stokstaart]

look at the TV, looks like a Micro-Wave

[Minedcrafter]

I came here from how to stop an argument... Lol

[myzxcvbnm0987654321]

Uh did they have a Christmas tree in February?

[SuperDuperGir]

Step 1. Be right.

[mariusedge]

Decorative towels?What the fuck?

[mewmaster151]

is she really pissed that he dries hos hands on the decorative towels? how about fuck yo towels thats what there for

[spiderpig361]

you can also win an argument by pulling out a pistol

[bradFunnYes]

You know u can put out a fire with gasoline by drowning the fire stupid

[MysticalxxWolf]

I ALWAYS WIN! ARGUING WITH ME IS LIKE TRYING TO PUT OUT A FIRE WITH GASOLINE! BITCH!

[DEPRESSEDxPOTATO]

the title should be called...... How to be a house wife

[MegaStevenhyde]

How to win an arguement

Step 1. yell SHUTUP YOU FAT BITCH

Step 2. Feel the embrace of victory sweep upon you

[littlemisslouiseis]

Me: *Fallows steps*

Mom: *pulls out secret weapon* Go to your room! You are grounded!

Me: That is SO unfair! You're just mad you lost!

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Me: And I'm supposed to be the immature one... -walks upstairs-

[greenpie891]

i got a ad for smosh befor this it was even 3 min long ^_^

[weswii]

So how do i cheat at an argument?

[GAGABOY999]

step 1 : Interrupt the other person(make farts noises when they try to say something !

step 2 : don't let him/her say anything !

step 3 : Keep making fart noises

step 4 : slip 1 or 2 real farts too.

step 5 : they will gets annoyed and leave

[t90bt]

step one: say "nope, chick testa"

[3lit3gn0m3]

sad thing is, some people actually have decorative towels that aren't mean to be used.

i think it's bloody stupid.

[gamergeek2008]

why do women get mad about the toilet seat being up? look and see if the seat is up or down. if its dark, then turn the light on.

[Uppupiyer]

that tv is not hd nigga

[blackkittys668]

step one: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

[acebulf]

Most of these are logical fallacies.

[puff22l]

1,987 people did not win the Argument

[awesomeoliverTV]

just dont say anything...

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

How to win an argument, Fox News edition.

Step 1: Yell.

[blade530]

Hell if ur arguing with a girl

1. Say GET IN THE KITCHEN

2. TASTE VICTORY LIKE A BOSS

[CuteArielXOX]

@blade530 That doesn't make you win. lol That just makes her yell more (And if she's your girlfriend/fiancee/wife) she'll probably threat you by saying, "I'm breaking up with you!" or "We are NEVER...EVER, going to have sex ever again!!" Hahaha That'd be funny if I really saw that happen to someone.......Oh yeah...and what are you going to say if you're arguing with a guy or if the girl's already in the kitchen. Then what?

[MrMangelier]

@CuteArielXOX if she is already in the kitchen just say: start cooking

[CuteArielXOX]

@MrMangelier And if she's already cooking or has already cooked you something, then what? Exactly...NOTHIN'!!! You'll just be standing there confused :S. and what if it's a guy? You're gonna tell him to start cooking too :P

[blade530]

@CuteArielXOX GO TO THE F**CKING STORE and if its a guy SAY GO TO CHURCH OR WORK

[CuteArielXOX]

@blade530 lol I thought I almost tricked you haha :) hmmm.....well...I can't think of any more come-backs. That's it, you win :P

[TheLostMyBrain]

To a woman, if she feels that she is right then that's all that matters to her.

Not facts

Not evidence

Not reason

Only her feelings inside her own little world.

Many women also believe that interrupting, talking the loudest, and getting the last word means you win the argument. Logic and reasoning don't even factor in.

You can't win an argument with said women for the same reason you can't win against a TV or a CD player. They just keep on saying their lines over and over again.

[archocolate]

Step 1:Be right

[nunoyobiznis]

Step 1: TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!

[QueenLivia1]

Drying hands on decorative towels? Bitch, what am I supposed to dry my hands on,the floor?

[UprightBassAddict]

Step 1. Go to your local gun store

Step 2. Buy .50 cal gun for max famage

Step 3. You know what to do

Did you know that most horseman-ships end in competition?

[Hinatagirl1423]

Step 1: Be a girl

[chocolateloveryes]

1:13 Why the hell was he putting a cat in the sink?

[EliteAtheist001]

Difference between men and women in arguments

For women

Step 1: Start shouting

Step 2: Make S**t up as you go along

Step 3: Be paranoid about random crap that

doesn't relate to the argument and bring that up

For Men

Step 1: Try to use logic

Step 2: Lose because you used logic

[4S6D29O9]

In shark tale, angie won cuz she say "i did"

[MrPipeBomb11]

Step 1: Don't argue with your dad.

[Pyretix]

Is there anything dumber than a "decorative" towel?

[ratede91]

Good memory? I don't even remember how I got here!

[FrancyC26]

Sorry.... I don't have a good memory. I forget every 5 sec...... WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!?!?!

[NGNeroDevilBringer66]

@MichaelPatrickBalas DAMN IT i was gonna say it xD

[TheMinecrafter98]

step 1. ignore him/her now they know that whatever you´re arguing about doesn´t really matter

[Funnerism]

More like : How to be a lawer

[BestMw3Gameplay]

@Funnerism lawyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ROBLOXkiler]

1. kill the bitch

[612AMMAR612]

@ROBLOXkiler If you kill the bitch, you dont win an argument.. You win in life. B)

[eteely]

@ROBLOXkiler funnay

[SuperTrey09]

I always won arguments with my girlfriend. She broke up with me :(

[TrainWreckBluntz]

Never fully express ur point. Bring up factual evidence. Correct improper grammer, references to prior insidents and pretty much anything wrong. Try to make them look bad or stupid. If its with a girl let them win... Majority of the times. cuz then they wont be grabbing a fuckin notebook so they can finally win. But then u could question her sanity and declare everything she says invalid

[MaximumD2]

Step 1: Fight in arguement, then relize you are losing.

Step 2: Correct opponents Grammar.

Step 3: Taste victory.

[shaylove565]

@MaximumD2 Or you could correct their spelling.

*argument *realize

[MaximumD2]

@shaylove565 My exacty point! You are a pro.

[MarioDude76]

@MaximumD2 Step 2 is wrong. Grammar dosen't have a capital letter in the middle of a sentence. DUH!!!! *tastes victory*

[Dawnbringerify]

@MaximumD2 realize* :P

[S7ICKYHD]

@MaximumD2 hahahah XD 

[SchizophrenicNazi]

@MaximumD2 I believe you mean 'Argument' — Not 'Arguement'.

[jdanr]

This video just saved me thousands of dollars and a few years in law school. Thanks Howcast!

[851852093114208513]

Just don't be wrong, dipshit.

[gueronpau97]

step 1:get a gun

step 2:say WERE GONNA DO THIS OR YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!

step 3: enjoy your victory

[FGeraldPeralta]

angry sex works as well,,

[lllCADElll]

>Bitch Slap

>Instant Win

[rosarioalberto444]

i would have banged her after we finished arguing

[marxvlog]

I don't know a woman whom doesn't ready do each and every one of these things... For women the argument never ends, it just gets paused until they can find more dirt on you.

[kidkong584]

So basically, he's telling us to use every logical fallacy there is?

[GrandAkuma]

step six: "you play xbox, your argument is invalid"

[kakenstront1]

he said you can win an argument fair and square, now where is the video telling you how to chaet at an argument?

[westfallla]

@kakenstront1 Certain things such as only attacking the weakest proofs, only using information that helps you, attacking the person's ego. These are all actually examples of informal fallacies, complete with Latin names and everything

[iTalkApple952]

who the fuck has decorative towels? 0:48

[LadyScumBag10]

Step 1: Be a girl

....thats pretty much it, we just win....

[JaredMcSteez]

This video should be called, how to be a bitch.

[MrPipeBomb11]

THANK GOD. Now my dad won't know what hit him....

[majicman480]

you have a christmas tree up in feburary

[Shannon462981]

My points:

* You kissed me

* You have never been directly mean to me

* You kissed me the day after you had ur friend txt me the break-up txt

* I was freezing that night so no shit i was shaking! it wasn't bc i was nervous or scared of u. i was surprised and cold

* You said you trusted me and that u've never trusted anyone else fully

My conclusion: u broke up with me bc i did a crappy kiss but i can kiss a lot better when i'm not freezing my ass off

[luckydog8816]

taken serious? NO way will i ever take a person that documents when i use decrative towels serious

[lazertag720]

you see him playing gta4 at 0:27

[SpunkyMonSTAR]

"How To Win an Argument" Law school in under two minutes.

[cointhief]

Step 1: Be a sassy black woman.

[Apocoliptico]

two camels in a tiny car

[rebantus]

step 1:be a guy

step 2: slap her in the face!

[LTN000]

this is like...how to find the lockness monster...impossible stuff....impossible...

[notLukeWilliams]

"make them think your point was their idea" so basically you have to perform inception on them

[preciouskiss3]

@MichaelPatrickBalas that made my day

[SteveJobs6]

two camels in a tiny car. that's all you need.

[13scottb13]

i have the memory of a gold fish.

[himynameisalvin10]

what if two people watches this?

[sundrop40]

im about tto hav an argument wait let me run to get note book woops im not home

[Jamifa007]

More like "how to manipulate people into thinking you are right and/or better than them". Not only that, but most of the steps were extremely general.

[IfartdAndPoopCameOut]

step 1 punch who ever your arguing with

step 2 leave

[NinjaMinkzx]

If you win: You're good

If you lose: Say you were trolling, so you win!

[Smileyface4457]

What if both the people in the argument have seen this video??:O

THEN IT'S A NEVER-ENDING ARGUMENT? asdfghjkl;'.

[Ijamtosuc]

Don't ever argue with black girls (not being racist) you can NOt win simply impossible

[JaySooz508]

@Ijamtosuc why black girls?....girls in general are "always right"...didnt you know?

[Ijamtosuc]

@JaySooz508 yea you just never win lol

[Christian9484]

my sister just say nope to her and she losses

[stmike12]

It should be called How to make your relationship feel like a KGB death camp.

[monkeysdman1]

must have tooken a while for all these 7866 videos...

[TheAnimeswag]

@monkeysdman1 Yea but The gaming people called Ign have 72,000 videos

[DominuuxMedia]

One word...

Inception.

[xXxSenarenthxXx]

How to win an argument:

Step 1: Learn alot of vocabulary

[madmanslullaby1]

This video is most popular with: Gender Age 

Female 13-17<----------

Male 13-17

Male 45-54

cuinsident.....I DONT THINK SO

[CabbageCupcakeGIrl]

IT'S 5:30 IN THE MORNING YAY!

[HolyVagPoop]

29 People never win arguments.

[boatshift]

step 1get a baseball bat step 2 hit repeatedly 

[CSterrorist]

How to win an argument:

Step 1: Say your a troll.

Did you know:TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[rezrack]

two camels in a tiny car!!

[Tobithemarshmallow]

@rezrack only on =3

[GoofyRs]

how to win an arguement

Step 1. punch them in the face

TIP- IF UR ON XBOX USE THERE ANSWERS AGAINST THEM AND THEY GET PISSED

[singstarsammy]

just put a gun to thier head

[tomminat3r]

Perhaps it would be easier to be less confrontational, just sayin

For the students out there, I've got similar video: "How to Win an Argument Against a Teacher or Administrator"

[Gthealpha1]

this kinda defeats the purpose of making a how to stop an argument vid...

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

Step 1: Ignore them.

Did you know: Its easy to Ignore arguments.

[wes6ify]

step1 point a gun at their face

did you know guns scare the crap out of people

[MetroArtyom2033]

How to win an arguement

You will need:

A smart mind.

Optional:

A loud voice

Step 1. Yell Chuck Norris.

Did you know? Chuck Norris always wins.

[SillieWous]

How lame a person would you have to be to make a freaking list so you can win an argument.

[MikeyLew1]

I have the same shorts. haha

[BOBOISCOOL0152]

How to win an argument

Step 1. Get a gun

Step 2. Shoot

Step 3. One more time to make sure

Step. 4 Get arrested

Step 5. Get exported to Siberia

Step 6. Drop the soap in the shower

Step 7.????

Step 9. Die

Congratulations you won- kinda

[Thefirefliesgirl]

@BOBOISCOOL0152 You forgot step 8!!!!!! :p

[NicoArtola]

The easy solution is called 45 acp :DDD

[Labtop215]

Step number 6 might win you an argument, but it will only rarely covince people of your point of view doing so. Also if you deal with somebody like me, I'm likely to just come back later (possible in only a few minutes) to strengthen my position again and continue the arguement. Rinse, wash, and repeat until I either win, or the other person goes axe crazy.

[senrisnumber1]

Step 1: Be a guy

Step 2: Think: Swallow my pride

Step 3: Don't argue with your girlfriend or any girl.

Did you know: That girls like to be right?

No offence, Ima girl also.

[PflGlace]

@senrisnumber1 Guess what, That works the other way around.

[senrisnumber1]

@PflGlace Ikr?

[lazertag720]

@senrisnumber1 well you are wrong buddy.just kidding i love you.what??????/ who when./??? where???