Don't Talk to Strangers

[SethMcFartlane]

Who's that weirdo singing about strangers and gyrating in the childrens playground?

[NSgreenRegime]

This sh*t has been prevalent in the media for years; As successfully as they've made the intelligent blonde "dumb", they've made the noble mustache man a perverted creep.

False stigmatizations to turn us against one another and turn to the government and media for moral support & protection.

[superdude200ify]

that strange has a cool car i would get it no matter what 0:24 JK the getting in part

[mimori24]

I can't remember the name of this VHS, can someone tell me please?

[jaganjacfan]

I blame them for having no friends!

[themallheros]

I like the triple take on the pervy red Corvette.. nothing says get in my fucking car and don't tell your parents and I'll get you a gameboy better than a 1990 Chevrolet Corvette

[lemonrind]

I once had a hysterical woman slam the gate closed in my face when I tried to walk through a public park one day. Your children are going to grow up some day. Do you really want them to live in a world where all men are treated as criminals?

[kenziebell2000]

2:08 wtf??? I would be so scared

[babygfeva]

I used to have this shitty DVD or VHS...I loved this song though....Never talked to non-Strangers since...lol

[killersushi99]

What is a stranger? Why they are just a friend you havent met yet. Thats what strangers are. Now go out and make some new friends! Talk to a stranger!

[BobertPictures]

it's so weird having seen this as a kid and taken it seriously to be re-watching it now.

[RalphWritesPoems]

Oh yeah? Then how the fuck are you suppose meet people?

[daftpunkrocker221]

everything made sense once the puppets arrived

[Bmon44444]

lol all the strangers are just so creepy/wearing sunglasses

[NoNoseProduction]

lol double negative "but never do this, don't talk to strangers"

meaning talk to them...duh

[BERNARDOSMOKEY]

I had the fucking VHS collection of this shit! -_____-

[806BLT]

going straight to =3 see u in a a couple of days :)

[jackumonkey]

LOL my childhood :)

[Gaffo05]

i love 0:34 where he slightly licks his lips as he epically removes his shades xD

[rovingrovers]

her parents taught her about strangers yet she has no idea what they are?

[HuckleberryHound69]

1:05 That's one hot stranger!

[MathiasKaizer]

So this is where the expression "Stranger danger!" comes from!

[DJCaesar]

Those puppets really bring out those backing vocals, I feel.

[tomahawkknoscope]

the puppets were the best part. thumbs up if you agree

[darkzonoya]

its funny how many scenes keep repeating in this

[girafa400]

Sunglasses? Beard? Or balding? Definitely a stranger. Creepy guy singing at the park? Totally normal.

[chrisofrays]

strangers have beards sun glasses and smoke cigars

[BusinessofATFE]

That stranger's got a fine-ass car. I'ma go talk to him.

[JoeBobCheese]

Umm...there is a stranger singing a song about not talking to strangers. I can't talk to him.

[1010232ful]

oh yea

Garry

And

Yail

[Nijichan3]

"Whats a stranger?"

"Someone you don't know."

"I've been taught never to talk to strangers!"

But you've never heard of strangers before, remember?

[bishopquack]

strangers have great cars

[ViPSandFight]

they will wipe your ass ! yE!!! strangers are bad ass

[TheBeastDispenser]

lol "but never do this, don't talk to strangers..."lol double negative so im going to talk to strangers.

[qwertyuiopdan1]

*they're not there, stupid video.

[RandomnessIsAwethome]

I know this is a important video but...someone send this to RWJ...:D

[EvilJirachi]

@RandomnessIsAwethome ew no

[RandomnessIsAwethome]

@EvilJirachi umm its a joke...and whts wrong with him?

[MarsHottentot]

"A stranger is a person who is overweight /

Doesn't often shave/

And doesn't smell great.

A stranger wears sunglasses/

and looks really bad/

Forget what I just sang - this stranger is your Dad.

[WaffleBrother]

wait, why would she ask what a stranger is when she states her parents said never talk to stranger ?

[oceanfloormusic]

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.

[bigdaddynasty69]

lol that guy with the glasses rules

[113mac113]

boy:And Strangers

girl:What are strangers?

boy:a stranger is sombody you dont know

girl:Oh my mom told me never to talk to strangers

What the hell

[RollFilmProductions]

So, remember, kids, a majority of strangers sport sunglasses and a porno mustache!

[NYPDface]

0:33 - 0:36 reminds me of those old 70s cop shows

[MisterDukers]

kids are pretty dumb. no joke.

if you want to go steal some kids and you have an IQ above 90 you're in luck.

[Daandude1]

This is why I never get laid ;_;

[racered94]

hell i'de like that stranger to kidnap me at 1:03

[TheRadioKilledMusic]

"everything is terrible"???? that's a nice postive message...let's just have kids growing up thinking everyone's a total asshole that u can't trust

[lemonrind]

@TheRadioKilledMusic "Everything is Terrible" was not originally part of this video. It is the name of a website that hosts video clips like this one.

[LuckyPlasticCandy]

STRANGER DANGER

Those kids look a little old to be playing in a park, they better be doing it IRONICALLY

[electriceelsounds]

they did a great job of picking pedophiles. all of the "actors" look very convincing.

[naireland]

I always thought hobos with tiger t shirts were friendly enough

[FPSBxUrBAN101]

Whas a shranjer?

[TheMasterTelevision]

1:34 IS THAT NEPHILIMFREE?

[pansatyrson]

"Go ahead, little girl, suck on this pink lollipop until something sweet comes out."

"OK! I'll be happy to... Wait a second, are you a stranger?"

"Why, no."

"Cuz my parents taught me to never talk to strangers."

"Little girl, do you know what a stranger is?"

"I have no idea."

"Perfect! Well, I'm not a stranger."

"That's good. Well, let me get back to this lollipop that's stuck in your pants."

IDIOTS!!! Everyone involved in this vid is an idiot!

[andrewman83]

0:51 I knew that Jerry Garcia was still alive.

[andrewman83]

0:55 I knew Jerry Garcia was still alive.

[dontdareforget123]

I applaud the person that hired these pedophiles.

[thuperthamy101]

don' be a stranger

[TheCWPFilms]

"What's a shs-ranger?"

[yutzwagon2]

"but never do this: Don't talk to strangers"

Double negative, you just told us to talk to strangers, video.

[KeijiKG]

1:55 Brett Keane?

[Bjorklover2]

wow, the singer guy is kinda dreamy

[Ramble1212]

" never let a stranger in "

[victorsbrother]

wow. that guy with the cigar, just wow

[dethloodragn]

You know, when I was 10, I was at the park with my parents. They went to get some icecreams and a stranger came up to me and asked if I wanted an icelolly. I said "Fuck off you pedo" and kicked him in the balls.

[hatman322]

and this was the highlight if the singers career i bet. stranger danger in a playground with puppets. haha some musicians just don't have what it takes to do this.

[LilaPumpa]

Omg, I could not stop laughing, especially when the puppets came in

[davidm121]

1:25 ... Dad ?

[billamorphed]

Dont let Strangers Talk To You But It Ok The Let Them Fuck YOU



[hellojulie]

how do i know who YOU are, Mr. Singer? 0_0

[hkfan1980]

my mom use to tell me dont talk to strangers then I asked her isn't everyone she talks to someone she dont know and then she stop telling me that :D

[Ablequerq]

I wonder what happened to singer's carreer.

[homerman9811]

wtf everything is terrible

[CatsBunniesDucksMice]

Don't dream of women... They'll only bring you dowwwn...

Ops, wrong video.

[Peanutblood]

@CatsBunniesDucksMice Hahaha, Nice one ;) Dio.

[SeahorseBubbles]

wtf is this shit i actually can not believe that a show would make pedophaelia such as this as such a mystical, beautiful, yet highly glamorised example such as this and do not show how horrible and fucked up paedophaelia really is

[11clubpenguinfan]

he does know that he is a stranger to...

[TaffyTuff]

Lol dont let a stranger IN. hurr.

[100domathon]

Puppet back up singers are always a good idea

[100domathon]

nice cigar

[handmiadenofgod]

I love how much they stereotype the dangerous strangers. Pedophiles and other dangerous perpetrators don't always look like creepy 80's grease balls who jack off in the back of Wal-Mart.

[lemonrind]

@handmiadenofgod Yeah and this stereotype isn't fair to 80's grease balls either. Some of us are pretty nice!

[ThatUnFunnyDude32]

Pedo-Bear Must have to study this video every day

[abercrombie0077]

HAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! Congrats.. you can work a zoom and make it creepy as fuck.

[magnesium111]

1:25 baahhahaha

[obermegalutschoar]

I wonder if they just filmed people in the park for the video so they would eternally be brandmarked as pedophiles in this film or if they openly went to them and said "hey, you really look like a child molester. Wanna play in our video?"

[LLiekCake]

00:34

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[MsLadyGaga4562]

is that john trovolta?!?

[thuperthamy101]

at least they had good intentions

[RandomCupcake321]

This makes me laugh so hard.

[0eazye0]

LOL

[CCandVVshow]

O_O When they zoom in I get really scared of that strangers mustache O_O

[djazr]

Don't follow singing strangers in parks...you just don't know what they might do

[lemoney05]

the moral of this story is not to trust guys with mustaches, or people singing about not talking to strangers

[furiousgeorge1939]

why do they all have moustaches?

[Nameswel]

No strangers were hurt in the making of this film.

[wargasm58]

I wouldn't trust the guy singing.....

[mcandros111]

don't talk to that guy singing or he might rape you while force feeding you candy

[EngleshMajur]

Noone said WTF this is terrible during the making?

the singer looks like he's jerkin off the whole video

[StopStealingEggs]

that singer guy looked fucking pissed,

[seenhiro]

DIO!!!

[donnyosmand86]

2:18 WTF!!! AND OH MY GOSH THE MUPPET'S SHOW UP!

[JosephChrist]

Stranger in the red wife beater has a magic that few of us will ever truly understand.

[JohnnyNoAmmo]

i wonder how they got all these guys to be in this video "hey, you look like someone who would rape a child. can we get some creepy footage of you? no no, leave the sunglasses on."

[arromeo3]

0:56 That man is no stranger, he's a prospector from the 1840s who wandered into a temporal flux. Probably got the clothes from the shelter that he got put in after he was found down by the river sifting through a pan of rocks.

[ElectroWaffles]

every adult you don't know wants to rape you.

[andron09]

Her parents told her not to talk to strangers without explaining what one is???

[BJORT]

i thought they said bar not park.

"meet a lot of cool people at the bar"

wait a minute, you're like 9!

[ZaidNitsua]

With rapist sunglasses & pedo stache !

[PoutingXEvoke]

Is nobody worried about some middle-aged man singing with puppets in a park full of children? ._.

[psychopomp88]

If you don't want to attract pedophiles, don't get your hair cut like a penis.

[keyblades2]

wait....isn't the main singer...a stranger???

[PlushBlondeBus]

@keyblades2 you're blowin' my mind!

[iluvyoububbles]

people with guns dont kill

People with mustaches do

[iloveloudmusicXD]

don't talk to strangers...if you don't want to meet anyone new, EVER

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

This is too corny, even for the 90s! I feel grody now that you've went through my elementary school years of watching vids like this in a class full of glazed-eyed 1st graders lol

[stonerkid42o]

hahah this shits hillarious

[LackofEthics]

Your parents told you to stay away from strangers, but you don't know what a stranger is? That's a disaster waiting to happen.

From what I gathered from this video just about all pedophiles wear sunglasses. With this logic in mind, the singer is a pedo.

[MariahJSkywalker]

Okay your parents talked to you about not talking to strangers but you asked what a stranger is. Damn your parents suck.

[MissDreaChu]

Brought to you by Johnny Bravo

[pocketocrisps]

2:05 Someone doesn't know their they're, their, and there's.

[homestar4ever]

i wonder how the kids felt about a random stranger singing about not talking to strangers

[waarde2]

"Never do this, Don't talk to strangers"

That sir, Is a double negative.

[wizerdofyourmom]

Fucking Awesome beat!. i wants the instrumentle

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

Wait... But wouldn't, at least most cops, be strangers?

And how do you make friends?

XD

[welchm8]

They had all these Don't Talk to Strangers videos from the 80s to early 90s--they seem to have stopped emphasized strangers so much, once they realized that most child abductions and sexual abuse are done by people the child knows, i.e. not strangers, a phenomenon excellently parodied by South Park.

As for the man @2:07: "sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar." Isn't it?...

[dabigging122]

im having trouble deciding if this was a real kids show or if it was supposed to be this funny...

[welchm8]

@dabigging122 You're right! I have to admit that this is one step below "Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job". Below, because TEASGJ (and Robert Smigel's "TV Funhouse" for that matter) run skits that LOOK almost exactly like this, but at least those are funny, so they're better. This is unintentional funny, an "incorrect" safety video, but not incorrect enough to be more funny.

[nickatwork]

I'm more concerned about that man singing in the middle of the park then the random guys with sunglasses.

Oh, and the deformed puppets don't really help either.

[dabigging122]

but... what if they have candy?

[TheAmazingJimmy]

@dabigging122 Well then it's ok.

[idonthaveacoolcar]

If some hot milf was like hey kid come in my car I would soo do it for the poon

[KapitanRozpierdol]

look like Jeremy Clarkson at 0:25

[jacobrules7]

these old guys r fucking pedophiles rofl

[Darkmire]

Closed Captioning provided by Why the fuck are there captions for every other line?

[dirtpipedan]

is that frank stallone?

[easyfilmsvids]

Everything is terrible. How freaking emo.

[Anonymous7349]

Dem lolis man, dem lolis.

[qwertybob410]

Strangers might have a familiar face

Never do this don't talk to strangers...double negative making it positive...meaning

Talk to strangers, they have familiar faces.

[tremorsfan12]

2:07 They used "there" when they should have used "they're" :O

[qwertybob410]

@tremorsfan12 I saw that too! I was gonna say something but you did!

[bwe77]

This is clearly the most powerful music video of all time!

[eyeecandyx0]

this was on some movie with a talking seal. anyone remeber ?

[crittoprrr]

yeah, never talk to strangers. Great advice. Good thing I've spent my whole life in my parent's house. At 40 years old, I'm sure glad I never talked to strangers.

[emperorles]

The dude with the cigar looks like a nice man.

[libertadfilms]

this song apply for the nightclub too?

[libertadfilms]

this song is perfect for seattle lol!!!!

[MacTechHowTo]

"What's a stranger?"

"My parents taught me never to talk to strangers."

WTF!

[panchitosyabsenta]

Do anyone has the mobyle phone of the cigar one? YUMMY!!

[SnaacPac]

wow, this just screams GAY!

[marathonguy999]

smile and grin? This is so bad!! Shot this guy singing! STRANGER/DANGER!

[ImmaHugYou]

the sad thing is once this video was over yeah they might not be lurking anymore but.. they still look creepy as fuck.

[cheetahlikescheese]

Wow He dident even put right sentaces with caps and peroids so you can tell its not a goverment or offical thing

[Cakerolled]

0:26 Damn you would pick up so much loli with that car

[PubertyBoy9001]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIIRRET SI GNIHTYREVE

[chrisrox24]

....what the goddamn hell is this?

[mvwil]

nice bowl cut

[crossmirage]

>there still a stranger

No one knows how to properly use "they're" anymore :(

[Krug1or]

2:06 "There still a stranger."

Man, the 90's sure did love grammar.

[momoandmiz]

-takes off and puts on glasses 5 times in fast motion-

[qwertybob410]

I like the puppets who were kind of scarier than the actual strangers...

[bishop42962]

This is hilarious.

Mom: Don't talk to strangers.

Child: What if he offers me a crisp c-note?

Mom: Well he won't be a stranger anymore.

That stranger lady is hot, I don't see no danger there.

I wouldn't trust cigar man with my cat.

[sub055]

Remember to not let a stranger in!

[ShovelAndRake]

the guy at 0:51 seems legit to me

[MauMauPlate]

i wanna bum that little girl.

[Yawaya12]

Wtf, the girl doesn't know what strangers are, but her parents told her to never talk to them? I hope they mentioned what penises were and not just to avoid them...

[CTyler7]

1:21 they are telling kids to never don't talk to strangers? I guess strangers are not so bad?

[LazerZlorkipzIV]

Oh come on, he's clearly admiring the sheen and strength of that lovely chainlink fence!

[Fireshock20]

2:08 Should be "they're" not "there"

[Makinoija]

shneversh shtalshk shto shtranghersh.

[Oriharucon]

I like how all of the strangers are older white people.

[lachlanh21]

She asks what a stranger is, then says her parents told her not to talk to them. Continuity.. : )

[sweetsara203]

MOMMY!!! there's a strange man singing at the park!!

[rozz2656]

if you never talk to strangers how will you get friends?

[rampartace]

If you never talk to strangers how are you supposed to make friends?

[TheHcomment]

but what if the stranger is a hot milf looking for her lost dog?

[rozz2656]

@TheHcomment then let her have sex with u..