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  • @melo15813  bert kreischer

  • What machine is he talking about?

  • @melo15813 the Antikythera mechanism is was the first analog computer. what it was used for was speculated but is still wildley unknown hope this helps.

  • There could have been multiple species evolving to consciousness simultaneously which homosapiens saw as a threat and provoked us to wipe them out until they were all gone.This explains why we are so much more advanced than every other species & when you think about it it makes perfects sense considering our own species continues to remain violent, barbaric & divided over race,religion,& any other small difference.A huge difference such as another species would have been treated as a real threat

  • @petestrat07 "we kill't em all" ?

  • @petestrat07

    True.

    But where are the fossils?

  • Chimps are pretty good at climbing trees and surviving in their habitat with just as big a leap as we surpass them in intelligence.

  • High as a kite and I see Joe Rogan on Monkeys & Apes

    Must Click......

  • Creatine & kettlebells are what made whales big you assholes. Yoked son!

  • @squidavenger I find that taking more than one needs or deserves is detestable no matter how it's spun.

  • we are alien monkey hybrids no doubt.

  • who is that man he mentioned at 0:12 ekorius hitchens fans?

  • dude,watching this high

    mindfuckkk

  • We know that the 2000 year old Antikythera mechanism, which he talks about at the end, calculated astronomical positions. The only speculation is about why the Greeks built it. Don't imagine some Stargate sized thing, it's a little portable box. Ingenious for its day, but no indicator of alien involvement.

  • @lycantico Why? Aliens causing a surge in our understanding of science & tech is a speculative theory about how we've jumped so far ahead, while still maintaining primal instincts like jealousy & greed & Jersey Shore. It's not about origins of life, it's about how we've gone from carriages & swords to space shuttles & smartphones in a short lifespan. And other periods of rapid evolution.

  • @audiowiz I don't see why greed should be regarded so primalistic, rather the deeply instinctive "greed" is what makes organisms want to live on and greedily want more of what life can offer and therefore advance themselves in their evolution. Id say "greed", which could be attributed to any living thing, has made humans emerge as the most "succesfull" species on earth combined with the lengthy evolution of a sophisticated brain, ofcourse.

  • If you want to consider aliens as our creators, then consider who created aliens in the first place (of course Not a God, but evolution), so the alien theory is out of the question for me

  • @lycantico Not creators, but instigators of periods of rapid evolution. Creation is another video.

  • @lycantico The deal is we have no fucking clue of how this whole thing got started and when you say of course not a god or God, you make your own judgement and with all due respect that's completely egotistic. Did we evolve because of alien technology, extremely unlikely! But is it possible? Yes! I don't believe in the conspiracy of humans being created and monitored by Aliens, but it is possible! Did the universe jump start by a creator? That is a matter of faith, but that too is also possible!

  • @lycantico Yea, we magically formed from the dust! Great theory with plenty of science.....

  • @lycantico you dont really know, neither do I, so lets not be so hasty with our conclusions!

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!!!

  • Show me the formulas rogan !

  • GOD DAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE

    ill put on a joe rogan podcast incase i start to lose interest, probably one with duncan on it

  • Joe seriously needs to read Grant Morrison's New Xmen.

  • @audiowiz Science VS Religion...

  • What a nutcase, all those drugs must have fried his brain.

  • damn thats a good video

  • Rogan Joe Rogan Talking Monkeys In Space by The Watcher 35886 Part 1 of 2

  • What a bunch of bullshit. If there were aliens then how did the aliens get so advanced? Did another set of aliens help them along? Where does it end? He's just pushing the argument back a notch.

  • @BigBagsForRent No one knows bro, it's all speculation & why couldn't a long lineage of foreign beings be forwarding the evolution of consciousness. Have you seen the Papua New Guinea tribe meeting the white dude for the first time? watch?v=oyLvdm1JXsg

  • @audiowiz Sure a long line of aliens COULD have done that. But how did the first ones come about? The universe has a finite age so smart aliens just can't keep going back forever. That video of the tribe meeting the white guys is a whole different argument. Now you have to ask "How did western cultures become more advanced than darker skinned people who live in the tropics?" One theory is that people who live in colder climates need to be more active and inventive to survive.

  • @BigBagsForRent Feel free to come up with your own theory why we have blown away other species in creativity and knowledge. Name ONE other species who is creative.

  • @toneage7 This isn't a mystery, dipshit. People who know a lot more about evolution than you or I study this kind of thing. I'm no expert but I'm going with natural selection, over a long period of time, mutating our brains to favour intelligence by creating more synapses and larger cortex? Am I right? I mean I could ask you the same thing - name ONE species that is as big as a whale?? How did THAT happen? Aliens made them big?? Evolution and natural selection, idiot.

  • @BigBagsForRent First of all you need to calm down a few pegs if you want to have an actual discussion. Trust me you don't know shit at your tender 15 year old age. I never said I disagree with evolution. Also, your whale argument was the weakest shit I've heard on here yet. And thats saying something .For crying out loud we blasted a few men on the moon!!! This is an argument questioning our intellect, not mass, you half-wit. And for the record, NOBODY knows for sure. So sit down and STFU!!

  • @toneage7 So what if we blasted a few men on the moon? That doesn't make us exceptional, except by your human standards of which is probably bias. Compared to a computer our calculational skill sucks.

  • @BigBagsForRent ugh...ya and these computer mined the minerals, designed the hardware, and wrote their own code right? No human intervention in that, i guess. You must be a troll because you ignore quite a bit. That's your argument????...really??? You chose the thing WE invented to compare ourselves to?

  • @toneage7 Yes we did that, so what? 

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  • Joe on DMT, sees POA trailer: YOOOOOO podcast time

  • I love red ban But I think the podcast should be Joe rogan and Duncan trussel as a co-host. I think he'd always be involved in the conversations and just make shit way more interesting !!! When you combine Joe and Duncan brilliance is made !!!!

  • The problem with this hypothesis is that what gave the aliens this higher power of thought? another alien? or just evolution? If it is another alien it's just more circular logic, and if it's not then why should this apply to us and not them.

  • @Coolguyrob2006 Yeah who knows, This whole universe is a mind fuck.

  • kool

  • Ancient Aliens is way easier to believe in than a "god", what makes more sence to you, a smarter civilization than us or a mystical god that can do anything? the universe has been around for about 14 BILLION years our galexy is only about 4 billion years old, what makes people think that there is no other civilization out there, 14 billion years is just to long to even grasp your mind around, Aliens came here from the sky, thats why gods come from heaven, which is in the SKY

  • "Could you imagine if chimps started building castles?"

    "... FUCK, THAT."

  • President! Oops

  • Joe Rogan For Presedent

  • @GRAFFIXGURU for spelling bee.

  • 2 people didn't evolve...

  • @l337g0g0 2 people got fucked by gorillas

  • @audiowiz haha

  • Google Antikythera mechanism.

  • is that the girl from KIDS?

  • what is this film name ?

  • what's the name of that mechanical mechanism found 150 B.C. that is equivalent to a modern 19th century swiss clock????

  • Comedy, MMA, is there anything Joe Rogan doesn't know?

  • planet of the apes is based on a joe rogan rant

  • you get em joe!

  • @doctorgobshite: Yep...thats pretty much how shit went down.

  • @audiowiz nice stuff, really well done! And in agreement W/ all, "I love this goddamn podcast"

  • NOT FOR TICKLN' PLAYA!

  • Next level shit!! FULL FLEX!!!!!!

  • I think our this world needs to be challenged by another species for our Earth, people are becoming too comfortable.

  • god damn i love this podcast. duncan and joe are both genuis's with words.

  • The big gap between apes and humans can be explained because we (homo sapiens) killed off or outcompeted a bunch of other types of humans (homo erectus, neanderthals etc) on our way to dominating the planet.

    Makes sense that the most genetically close species would be outcompeted whereas the great apes who weren't in direct competition with us would survive.

  • @doctorgobshite That is one way of explaining ,it, except why haven't apes evolved into those primitive types of humans again while being mostly left untouched, surely there is a progression if we truly evolved from apes, there has been enough time for apes to evolve into primitive forms of humans.

  • @sh4p3shifter Its not simply the case that the passage of time leads to evolution by itself.

    You've got to take selection pressures into account. Humans evolved the way they did because at a certain point in time certain environmental factors created a context where various adaptations were advantageous.

    Crocodiles on the other hand haven't evolved much in millions of years because they've never had to.

    Likewise the chimps of today have different selection pressures on them.

  • @sh4p3shifter - I'd argue that maybe if all humans died out the great apes of today may one day fill the gap we leave and become more "humanoid". While we are still around such evolution may not be advantageous. (in the same way that competeing for the same "niche" lead to neanderthals being wiped out in the first place.

  • i like it but it really does kind of freak you out and make you think how much we deny and how people can cling to religion....

  • What is the name of the mechanism that they discovered in 1901?

  • @TheDoGgabe Scientists & Archaeologists can only speculate since it's not whole, but they're calling it "Fleshlight" or Antikythera mechanism depending on the source.

  • @audiowiz everyone is going to search fleshlight and get the sex toy haha.

  • @TheDoGgabe Antikythera mechanism

  • I like the concept of Rogans rant. But it is flawed. There always has to be an apex predator (us) in any food chain. The gap doesn't matter. The size of the gap can be explained through the amount of time that has passed and the giant steps we have made from learning and the transfer of knowledge from one generation to the next. I do like Rogan though, one of the few comedians that doesn't suffer the need for mainstream media. Great video too : )

  • JOE ROGAN AND DUNCAN TRUSSELL BITCHES!!!!

  • what movie is that scene from where the monkeys seem upset by the monolith?

  • @NeckPickup 2001 A Space Odyssey

  • @NeckPickup 2001: A Space Odyssey

  • @captainlaziness shit I forgot the colon

  • Joe Rogan makes too much sense.

  • Brilliant edit! Nice job

  • Brilliant!

  • Awwww, I thought he was going to bring up the Stoned Ape Theory :( Still awesome. My man.

  • dropping knowledge on your brain, SON. get your shit together bitches!

  • ok i need to roll a joint now and watch it againe

  • Thumbs up for the JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE

  • Amazingly well done to both of you: Joe for his original rant and you for the perfect synch of it with the video!

  • @Reddog2271 Thanks chief, it sort of made itself. We need to start a collection of Rogan monologues remixed to relevant video.

  • Neato

  • The shit that Rogan spits it's a Fleshlight for the mind. Duncan ain't no joke either. Straight gangstas

  • @eyezbloodshotred Fuks yeah, Duncan is the truthsayer!

  • Rogan the shit son!! The mechanism he is talking about is a stellar calculator of sorts. It tracks the movement of the sun and planets and the moon, is even account for planetary wobble. There is a show that attempt a replica to figure out what it was. Part of the device is missing so they can't fully reproduce it.

  • @Natastmc Imagine a Chimp on high doses of testosterone enanthate steroids, fun fact did you know a chimp can take a wheel nut off a car tire with its bare hands?.

  • Joe rogan is the shit. If you aint feeling what he says your a cunt!

  • effin brilliant! Im a muthaeffin silverback homie!!

  • Rogan, bitches!!!

  • watch?v=iDzJK6BOHAI

  • What's the object that he talking about at the end? The one that was far ahead of its time. Does anyone know more about it?

  • you must of smoked some really good weed while making this video.

  • I fucking love Joe Rogan. Legend. 

  • what if CHimps had 'Heave' weapons to cause earthquakes and haarp..would they use it on the planet they live on?

  • everything is sound wave. Even ghosts make evps. I don't think we should trust something that can't help us with our food and oil problems to give us scalar weapons and yet not even have the decency to say HELLO on a sound wave.

  • What the hell is he referring to at the end?

  • @706easy antikythera

  • @706easy Antikythera Mechanism

  • what movie trailer is this?

  • @TheMarkusbays It's a historical documentary from the future.

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

  • It's really great! still leaves many questions about how 'evolved' we are when there is a queen on a throne with a diamond supposedly worth enough to feed a nation. The planet came with FREE food and water and yet she now owns it all. So she sits there and sends us to war & that we can work all week for free stolen food and water. Not that evolved. They grow garlic in china and import it to canada cheaper than they grow it? No. The sent a monkey to the moon. He never came back.

  • @Pandamonia They sent a monkey to the moon and I think the even so called ate a dog in space and bragged about it no? STupid. Could have taken enough Gas and enough food for the trip to the faked moon trip.

  • @Pandamonia my damn Y sticks. just insert 'they' when it doesn''t make sense

  • well done my friend!

  • Joe Rogans TWITTAH

  • joe is talking out of his ass..

  • @letsgodudes Shut it. Joe rules, get over it.

  • @letsgodudes Let this be a life lesson to you, every single person who has and ever will exist talks out of their ass. Welcome to reality!

  • @theuppro HAHA..u hv a point there

  • Joe sent me................

  • @tehboxnoob i know, right? I wonder if they saw an early movie trailer and that sparked this conversation

  • @audiowiz Yeah man loved the video! :) Joe rogan, Daft Punk AND 2001! Doesnt get much better than that! ;)

  • @Lifter85 Wow your the most positive person I have ever encountered. Even though you have all those Cannabis videos favourited i really doubt you use any considering your extremely hostile attitude. Now you just go back to watching Penguin bloopers and listenin to Katy Perry and leave the grown ups alone. :)

    Peace

  • @tehboxnoob ...so noob...you actually took the time out to look at my videos...how about you go find a job and stop living off the system and btw...it is not my fault you aren't as open-minded as me and you're dumb enough to think what you just said is an insult when in reality...it seems like you're the little kid talking about another person's videos...read my comment...this is an adult comment, unlike your own.

  • @Lifter85 You really think ."you're dumb for using 'epic'..you probably use 'troll as well..stupid." is an adult comment? And for that matter, you think that comment comes across as open minded? And "Find a job"? Now you are just throwing out random comments that dont even have any basis in reality.

    I will leave you with this: do you really feel the need to attack someone in the comment section of a Youtube video based on not the content of what the person said, but the choice of words he used

  • @tehboxnoob ...well since you just did that, how about you explain to me why i shouldn't have...

  • @tehboxnoob oh look, you've become one of those youtube douchebags trying to sound smart....don't reply back to this, please!!! DON'T DO IT!!

  • @tehboxnoob Disc Wars by Daft Punk

  • @audiowiz Thanks a ton!

  • Whats the music playing at 2:20ish? Sounds pretty epic

  • @Lifter85 Wow what a pretentious asshole you turned out to be huh? I guess all those Mckenna lectures you listened to didnt stick at all?

    Also awesome name. We all know that names containing numbers are very memorable and original.

  • @tehboxnoob It's a track called 'Disc Wars' from the movie 'Tron' soundtrack

  • @tehboxnoob It's from the Daft Punk - Tron Legacy soundtrack - Disc Wars

  • @tehboxnoob It's from Daft Punk. It's one of the songs on the score for the Tron legacy movie.

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