Love this - it helped me survive a shit hole in leeds 9 where fash were trying to develop their usual propoganda of hate. They did not like this because no racism exists in this - just poverty!
"People turn to poison as quick as lager turns to piss" This song never fails to bring back so many memories from the time, but I certainly didn't remember the guitarist with the porn-star mustache and the solo at the end of this song.
Saw him so many times on his own armed only with his notebook, but only with the invisible girls once, on the double header tour with Paulin Murray, at the Free Trade hall in Manchester..now that was a magical night !
"" The Rats have all got rickets""........ no need to mention anymore fantastc poetry. The younger generation should be taught this in school, Not wordsworth or shakespeare. we might see some common respect return to society. But alas, .........
If my eyes still work, I believe seen John Cooper Clarke, Vini Reilly, and Martin Hannett, and other Manchester stars? Performing Beasley Street? At their height?!?!?! OMG WATCH THIS NOW
Anyone who does not remember Mr Joseph. He was the animal who believed that only elite should be allowed to breed. And if you believe that the education system is not the same as it was, you can blame it on the man who destroyed it as Education Secretary in the 80s.
I wonder if JCC saw the door of opportunity back in the eighties but decided not to go through it.The way he lives his life is more real and poetic if you like.Mass media and popularity would have killed him.Love ya Johnnie Clarke,your words are like sugar puffs to me..................ya twat
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Takes me right back, I saw JCC in Plymouth in the early 80s being supported by the brilliantly named Attila the Stockbroker.
My fav line, I think might have been originally the one with Keith Joseph
- a politician smiles, a baby dies, in a box on Beasley Street -
It's a really depressing song - stands way above the "boy in the hood" gangsta bullshit of today.Wish I could have seen him play with New Order back in the day.
Oh my...this is wonderful!! luv JCC, ...and just why has no one else ever been able to do this as good as witty and entertaining as Johnny. "kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king "
@jimmyrascal Kudos Brother!! The greatest living Salfordian - John Cooper Clarke. The greatest living Mancunian - Karl Pilkington! Bald, round headed TWONK! lol
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Okay..Ricky, enough of this....your last two selections have been dark, depressing and demented. Lay off the Pizza, get some rest...and squeeze Karl Pilkingtons head.....and don't take your fans to such dark places...
Yes, "the taste of silver spoons", sadly too well known to JCC & Martin Hannett (playing bass sitting down) two of the braniac alien characters behind this masterpiece of space-age technology, at least JCC made it out alive.
heard this the first time in 1980 in a hostel in NZ. I was 17 and a Frank Zappa & fusion jazz fan. Within 6 months I had cut off my hair and turned to punk ending up playing in new wave bands. This one song hit me like a freight train. A friend of mine showed John around Wellington a year or so later when he toured with New Order. He confessed to a smack addiction causing havoc. Hope he is clean now.
Great stuff, spend a year in a couple of hours, commentary on the senile Euro society as perpetrated by Margaret Thatcher. We had travelled to England in the mid 80's arrived at King's Cross after a 2 day bus from Athens and found a sordid, horror city which we escaped from to rural Scotland and sanity- sort of....
Well, im guessing the musicians of The Invisible Girls, then soon to colaborate with Pauline Murray (or then collaborating, its 1980). Paul Burgess on drums, Martin Hannett on bass (that black, curly and big hair, am i right?), Steve Hopkins on piano, but i also can recognize Billy Currie (?) of Ultravox on keyboards (far left), Vini Reilly on guitar (alongside-left Hannett/bassist), and a like-Zappa guy on panderet and guitar. Am i right?
He's performing again apparently after a couple of decades absence. I'm sure he'll be happy to sell the tickets if you all like him so much. Personally, I get bored after a minute or two. It might be interesting hearing about poverty and degradation if you are a posh kid who never knew it first hand. I don't have any such abstract curiosity.
I think thats why CBS signed him, that Dylan look. That is where all similarity ends however! Our Bob was and is very much his own man. One of the latter day geniuses, along with Beefheart etc.
This man should be the countrys poet laureat he has more in common with most of us than anyone before him. truly gifted. say what you see.......see what you say. Mint.
Have you seen his evidently chicken..a masterpiece.
This great man wore night goggles. Consequently he was able to discover many more visions than Dylan was able to.
hugosalarm 1 week ago
Ha! Ha! Long time, no hear. CLASSIC! :D
JimBCameron 1 month ago
Classic song made into brilliant theatre by Yosser Hughes playing the Tambourine.
leedsfanca 1 month ago
Genius, British Bob Dylan. As relevant now as ever.
chris250gto1 4 months ago
vini reilly
mylittlepiranafish 4 months ago
"The boys are on the wagon the girls are on the shelf, their common problem being they're not someone else".... I love it.
johnstonalligator 4 months ago 2
Beeeaazzzzllleehhhhhhhhh Street. I fucking love this so much.
johnacrob 5 months ago
One of his best tracks ever!!
Does anyone know a link anywhere for his Just Desserts???
Had it once but lost it.
618ns 6 months ago
I have always loved JCC
stevemetaloldie 6 months ago
Eyes dead as vicious fish look around for laughs...... Excellent. Thanks for posting.
JazzJonnie 6 months ago
Love this - it helped me survive a shit hole in leeds 9 where fash were trying to develop their usual propoganda of hate. They did not like this because no racism exists in this - just poverty!
thetrotsky1234 6 months ago
'colours clash'
he forsaw the ZX Spectrum lol
madcapoperator 6 months ago
is Vini Reilly on lead guitar?
johnbarry1965 7 months ago
@johnbarry1965 s'gotta be with that hair and that nose lol.
TripleX808 5 months ago
OMG I used to love John Cooper Clarke about 20 years ago!!! This is brilliant...this guy is pure talent.....thanks for posting xxx
lesleyki113r5 7 months ago 2
"People turn to poison as quick as lager turns to piss" This song never fails to bring back so many memories from the time, but I certainly didn't remember the guitarist with the porn-star mustache and the solo at the end of this song.
leedsfanca 7 months ago 2
the purest poetry
Andrewjn15 7 months ago 2
Ídolo.
AlbertoSG1288 7 months ago
Looking from the other side.
ckwrich1 8 months ago
"Keith Joseph smiles and a baby dies in a box on Beasley Street". They made him mumble the name! How very BBC!
goldenlitesw 8 months ago
@goldenlitesw Yep, that made me smile too lol.
zzippyman1 7 months ago
"Sleep is a luxury they don't need, a sleep preview of death...."
"Their common problem is that they're not someone else...."
"The foecal germs of Mr Freud are rendered obsolete...."
"The perishing stink of squalour impregnates the walls...."
Pure class.
gorkys6 8 months ago
The look is classic Dylan '66.
The poetry is Salford.
Thank you for uploading.
TerrySleeper 9 months ago
Incomparable. Makes Dylan look like a merely plodding poet.
hugosalarm 9 months ago
Hî_Î_fEÊl_sò_lóñély_t0ÐÄY
BabiiiLennieaa598 9 months ago
Fantastic. :)
gav76uk 10 months ago
Probably his finest masterpiece this is brilliant observation of the early 80s. An underated genious!
TheF0nz1 10 months ago
Saw him so many times on his own armed only with his notebook, but only with the invisible girls once, on the double header tour with Paulin Murray, at the Free Trade hall in Manchester..now that was a magical night !
Fireperv 11 months ago
A genius.
Not really many modern day UK poets like this guy. A few are most likely vocalists like Scroobius Pip, AllFlaws
TheWindfull 11 months ago 8
Can't see the invisible girls though??
bblontrock 11 months ago
"" The Rats have all got rickets""........ no need to mention anymore fantastc poetry. The younger generation should be taught this in school, Not wordsworth or shakespeare. we might see some common respect return to society. But alas, .........
dobbylikesmusic 11 months ago
seen him in 1979 MIDDLESBROUGH , 2009 SALFORD , and going next sunday 06/02/11 LEICESTER :-)
hes an (almost living ) LEGEND
nsmith4cg 1 year ago
The only J C-C song I've memorised....anyone got 'The It Man'
Oh, I lied, I've memorised 'Majorca' too.
Vini Reilly's Durruti Column are worth a listen too.
stevebray55 1 year ago
@stevebray55 I'm on the same page as you re. Durruti Column - at last I know I'm not the only one...
zzippyman1 7 months ago
The only J C-C song I've memorised....anyone got 'The It Man'?
stevebray55 1 year ago
Is that also Dave Formula (from Magazine) on keyboards on the left at the 6.10 mark?
EddieMc1 1 year ago
Fuck me that was good!!!
dootson808 1 year ago
Heard this for the first time today. Great driving song.
MrNottheword 1 year ago
If my eyes still work, I believe seen John Cooper Clarke, Vini Reilly, and Martin Hannett, and other Manchester stars? Performing Beasley Street? At their height?!?!?! OMG WATCH THIS NOW
chorlax123 1 year ago
what a poet! Beasley Street - sounds like one of the better streets by us - where the posh-uns live.
You can tell them upper class cause they get out the bath to piss
longfordeath 1 year ago
The boys are on the wagon.. the girls or the shelf.. their common problem is that their not some one else.. classic..
LICKYDICKYDOO 1 year ago
its nothing short of fucking brilliance !!!!
pheasantplucker1 1 year ago
KEITH JOSEPH smiles and a baby dies....
Anyone who does not remember Mr Joseph. He was the animal who believed that only elite should be allowed to breed. And if you believe that the education system is not the same as it was, you can blame it on the man who destroyed it as Education Secretary in the 80s.
OinkLove100 1 year ago
Great to see this on t'internet but I never thought Sir JCC would conform to censorship and not mention Keith Joseph smiling as a baby dies.
buttsee 1 year ago
A wizard with whirling words wickedly!
Cheeseaddicteddaleks 1 year ago
punk poetry at its best we are all dead canaries on the swivel seats of life.genius.
thejim789mac 1 year ago
I wonder if JCC saw the door of opportunity back in the eighties but decided not to go through it.The way he lives his life is more real and poetic if you like.Mass media and popularity would have killed him.Love ya Johnnie Clarke,your words are like sugar puffs to me..................ya twat
byeckfella 1 year ago 4
@byeckfella excellent comment!
TheAdjacentFetus 1 year ago
Say,s it all Fantastic++
SIRTAM57 1 year ago
thats vini reilly from durrutti column playin guitar
olimatt4 1 year ago
Attila the Stockbroker GLC festival brilliant
9hawklord 1 year ago
on piano Steve Hopkins? on keyboards Dave Formula? on Yamaha SG guitar...? on drums Paul Burgess?
FrancoDamn 1 year ago
@FrancoDamn Is that Vini Reilly on guitar?
martianware 1 year ago
@martianware the guy with his a Les Paul, alleggelly. But the another with the Yamaha SG guitar (the double cutaway) is unknown, he looks like Zappa.
FrancoDamn 1 year ago
Anyone remember the double header tour of JCC and Pauline Murray with the Invisible Girls, that was one hell of a show.
Fireperv 1 year ago
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Takes me right back, I saw JCC in Plymouth in the early 80s being supported by the brilliantly named Attila the Stockbroker.
My fav line, I think might have been originally the one with Keith Joseph
- a politician smiles, a baby dies, in a box on Beasley Street -
Those were the days!!!!
jack63kids 1 year ago
'smell of yesterdays cabbage, and ghost of last year's wife'
This is Bob Dylans little brother.. at least let me live that dream.
zurapDOR 1 year ago
i feel like i can smell the cigarettes and alcohol and sweat. just by watch this
SaulMeyersz 1 year ago
Excellent...
WDockery 1 year ago
KACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
soraxesLP 1 year ago
"...I have not got a clue how old the Elephant Man was!" - Karl Pilkington
TaoOfPilk 1 year ago
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JCC is the best poet on the globe, check out a similar Australian genre (not copy) Allan Dumbleton. Let me know what you think.
DoWhatYouLove1 1 year ago
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DoWhatYouLove1 1 year ago
What a fucking waste of time You Tube has become, 8 mins download for a 2 min video and shit about copying to ipod - just fuck off and goodbye
bikabyo 1 year ago
wonder why he doesn't say "keith joseph"?
millwall32 1 year ago
theres a bit missing,but we know and remember these people
exiledave 1 year ago
Thats not the one with the porns star tache by the way!
TheFlooredGenius 1 year ago
The sublime Vinni Reilly on guitar!
TheFlooredGenius 1 year ago
@TheFlooredGenius Yup. And Martin Hannett sitting down, presumably playing the bass.
harveyktel 1 year ago
It's a really depressing song - stands way above the "boy in the hood" gangsta bullshit of today.Wish I could have seen him play with New Order back in the day.
abagail4me 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant, John! I salute you!
ZLUGGO 1 year ago 2
fucking love John Cooper Clarke.
mullingman 1 year ago
Oh my...this is wonderful!! luv JCC, ...and just why has no one else ever been able to do this as good as witty and entertaining as Johnny. "kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king "
...bloody hell!
tartansmitty 1 year ago
Cracking. Haven't seen this before. Thanks for posting!
SiBarber 1 year ago
hahah noone would be here if it wasnt for ol gervais
tomparkesnz 2 years ago
classic as aways ..the man
dave44t 2 years ago 2
get a LOBE of this.....
walkruari 2 years ago
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sounds like charlie chuck lol
derrik66 2 years ago
No he doesn't....donkey!
efarrall 2 years ago
OOH CHIMPANZEE THAT
jimmyrascal 2 years ago 14
@jimmyrascal Kudos Brother!! The greatest living Salfordian - John Cooper Clarke. The greatest living Mancunian - Karl Pilkington! Bald, round headed TWONK! lol
TripleX808 5 months ago
Holy Shit!
A Man-Moth!
StanDellone 2 years ago 3
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a fat fuckin egomaniacal prick sent me here
danglenuts 2 years ago
then why would you choose to read his blog and follow links he posts? weird.
derrik66 2 years ago 3
why the fuck do you read his blogs if you dont like him then you confused stupid shit
halfaheart18 2 years ago 2
That's why sloths never get ill, they're always sleeping, 's'when your body's replemishing
HLAFO
tomgoulding16 2 years ago 2
Al-bi-nooooo buying that
danieljamesmead 2 years ago
Didn't know Ricky liked Johnny Clarke, fucking brilliant song by the way.
thom225 2 years ago 3
"They reckon in the future you'll be able to wake up and have a yoghurt that you can have a chat with".
RedRhys125 2 years ago
What's Tomato With You?
kong170 2 years ago
Ricky's images with the pizza are sooo god, hahaha.
Go, rolling-head! XD
ViudicaNegra 2 years ago
Chi-ken you believe it
danieljamesmead 2 years ago
Fifteen Taiwan
billybandit 2 years ago
That's rickidiculous
danieljamesmead 2 years ago
war-do u think about that then?
futurez12 2 years ago
Ricky's best pick so far...... by a mile.
ps. head, fucking, orange.
DirtyTruncheon 2 years ago
"How would I know which one I was?"
HLAFO
wuzcloopin 2 years ago
The problem was, I was still using my eyes even though I had 'em shut.
GuyUnderTheSeats 2 years ago
I'd kick the octupus and go you....you knobead
maddudeguy2600 2 years ago
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Okay..Ricky, enough of this....your last two selections have been dark, depressing and demented. Lay off the Pizza, get some rest...and squeeze Karl Pilkingtons head.....and don't take your fans to such dark places...
cocoabeacher 2 years ago
I've never been, this is why I've never been. Is this why you've never been?
HLAFO!!
g4goodstuff 2 years ago
whats the name of the instrument used at 0:50?
hungryhippo2 2 years ago
interesting song... kinda hypnotic...x
pretty cool =)
xx
rdgloveshouse 2 years ago
2nd from Ricky!x
Karl Pilkington's got a head like a fucking orange btw x
rdgloveshouse 2 years ago
One better day
PRXCV64 2 years ago
I kicked me height!
breengerard 2 years ago 3
Yes, "the taste of silver spoons", sadly too well known to JCC & Martin Hannett (playing bass sitting down) two of the braniac alien characters behind this masterpiece of space-age technology, at least JCC made it out alive.
dezeehond999 2 years ago
"Keith Joseph" smiles as a baby dies....Yes, "KEITH JOSEPH" smiles as a baby dies!
Obviously allowing JCC to reference him in this OGWT version was considered too controversial in those far off times?
JCC is a legend. Top guy with his finger on the social pulse of the U.K.
castra58 2 years ago
heard this the first time in 1980 in a hostel in NZ. I was 17 and a Frank Zappa & fusion jazz fan. Within 6 months I had cut off my hair and turned to punk ending up playing in new wave bands. This one song hit me like a freight train. A friend of mine showed John around Wellington a year or so later when he toured with New Order. He confessed to a smack addiction causing havoc. Hope he is clean now.
blindsnakesundae 2 years ago
Great stuff, spend a year in a couple of hours, commentary on the senile Euro society as perpetrated by Margaret Thatcher. We had travelled to England in the mid 80's arrived at King's Cross after a 2 day bus from Athens and found a sordid, horror city which we escaped from to rural Scotland and sanity- sort of....
kazahkhstanians 2 years ago 3
francoDam you got it. .the poet of the punk movement. the decade of decay. .the only poet that matters. . .
dadswizz 2 years ago 2
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SansPretentionAucune 2 years ago
Well, im guessing the musicians of The Invisible Girls, then soon to colaborate with Pauline Murray (or then collaborating, its 1980). Paul Burgess on drums, Martin Hannett on bass (that black, curly and big hair, am i right?), Steve Hopkins on piano, but i also can recognize Billy Currie (?) of Ultravox on keyboards (far left), Vini Reilly on guitar (alongside-left Hannett/bassist), and a like-Zappa guy on panderet and guitar. Am i right?
FrancoDamn 2 years ago
definately M18 certainly not SK8
martinslade1 2 years ago
Keith Joseph smiles and a baby dies in a box on Beasley Street.....
Can't see the problem with that line
brooklandsboys 2 years ago
it's the BBC ,,, thats the problem,,
spadge321 2 years ago
Not keen on the spelling of the title and the editing out of the 'Keith Joseph' line. Gotta love whisperin' Bob tho'
UniweriaZekt 2 years ago
The Bard of Salford's crowning achievement. And the finest use of the English language to boot.
UniweriaZekt 2 years ago 2
Epic!
minz1066 2 years ago
He's performing again apparently after a couple of decades absence. I'm sure he'll be happy to sell the tickets if you all like him so much. Personally, I get bored after a minute or two. It might be interesting hearing about poverty and degradation if you are a posh kid who never knew it first hand. I don't have any such abstract curiosity.
PeelTower 2 years ago
yet another classic
dave44t 2 years ago
SirFlam91........... YOU SUCK. JCC is KING
DundonaldDen 2 years ago
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John Cooper Clarke sucks...
SirFlam91 2 years ago
This is so great, the lyric is so right! A real poet!
Classic track from John Cooper Clarke!
Elegiaa 2 years ago
... The antidote to Girls aloud.
Why doesn't anyone say anything in music anymore?
adrianadnesis 2 years ago 2
lo mejor de este video..el guitarrista..Lyn Oakey..mi esposo.:-)
lynmarcelo 2 years ago
Thanks for posting this, the man's a legend ! I saw him at the student's union at Aberdeen. In 1982 I think, give or take a year.
roddy76to86 3 years ago
.. a fully furnished dustbin, 16 Beasley St.
Classic.
michaelstmark 3 years ago
classic. like always
dave44t 3 years ago
Fantastic.... So good to hear this again. JCC is mustard here and so is his band. Incidentaly, Im pissed and pissed off... just the right mood!
filtonkingswood 3 years ago
1. The look is Dylan 69.
2. Beasley Street comes out of Desolation Row
But I think he's a great, really great, talented poet. With a terrific Manchester accent.
jabberwock01 3 years ago
I think thats why CBS signed him, that Dylan look. That is where all similarity ends however! Our Bob was and is very much his own man. One of the latter day geniuses, along with Beefheart etc.
gotears2listen 3 years ago
OOps, meant Our John!!
gotears2listen 3 years ago
no not MANCHESTER accent mate
FUCKING SALFORD,, you should know there is a big difference,,
spadge321 2 years ago
the rats have all got rickets they spit through broken teeth
ratpouch1 3 years ago
FREEDOM OF SPEACH!!! Pre/Post 'Thatcher' stuff.
peace n love everyone
rockingmods 3 years ago 3
unbe - fkkn - lievable
genius
WAAAAAAAAAAAY 3 years ago
Did they blank the words "keith joseph", or did he forget the line? - it looks like he was muted. That would be political censorship.
FugalQuease 3 years ago
The original rap artist
gramach 3 years ago
What's that song appearing for one second at the end? Is it OMD?
davidgrahamscott 3 years ago
yes, that's OMD
FugalQuease 3 years ago
Anybody nosing here perhaps knows how the hell i am going to get "innocent" again??
(then ask me if i have something for you perhaps)
Barbaricfellow 3 years ago
It is on compilation "Give it some Punk" by Receiver Records RRCD 210,1996
Cheerio
pancniewatpliwie 3 years ago
yeah pal ,, its on this ,,,
Où Est La Maison De Fromage?
spadge321 2 years ago
Yeh- the jury's come back in and he is the shite.
Zilly2dope 3 years ago
Bollox mate - at least he does some thing , doesn't just dish out negativity.
globaltruth 3 years ago
spoken like a yank with kiddies cartoons on his site ,, you need help you stinking hill billy cunt,,
spadge321 2 years ago
If you live in the West End of Morecambe this is still so relevant!
fzr2 3 years ago
something to be remembered by. Quite brilliant. A permanent Monday Morning.
Fathercrossmass 3 years ago
if i could have a god damned wish, I'd dig being a photograph
Duckshirt 3 years ago
He really is a clever bastard.
889780 3 years ago 3
The Invisible Girls were a great band!
funkychorlton 3 years ago
This man should be the countrys poet laureat he has more in common with most of us than anyone before him. truly gifted. say what you see.......see what you say. Mint.
Have you seen his evidently chicken..a masterpiece.
trevtrash 3 years ago 3
talked to him last week a true gent yeah poet laureate sounds just about spot on
dermot51 3 years ago
listening to this has reminded me just how great jcc is and how thoroughly shite space were....
stoatyboy 4 years ago 2
fucking clever cunt.
ianbrownshairdo 4 years ago
Their common problem is that their not someone else
daveoxton 4 years ago
'Fully furnied dust-bin, 16 Beezley Street..'
He might outnumber, or give Dylan a fair ontological poetry-fight.
Bless every step, and winged word JCC...and happy Yuletide..;-) !
zurapDOR 4 years ago
If I could have just one wish, I'd be a photograph.
DavidQuantick 4 years ago 3
Fantastic. The man was able to articulate the feeling of despair of the punk era. Kieth Joseph smiles a baby dies!!!
redlesta 4 years ago 3
Awesome, mega song!!!
wibble101 4 years ago 2