Once when I was in field service(soul saving expedition JW style) I ran into a couple of Momon missionaries. They were very nice. We started a converation with each other and after 15 minutes we all walked away somewhat confused. Everyone was pleasant. The Momons talked about the third heaven and I talked about paradise earth and no one was saved.
When you think about the ending it's just a video is just to advertise some "multi level" business, the people in the background aren't even like the real Witnesses and Mormons lol
@RendezvousEntity actually it's from a movie that makes fun of MLMs. The film's director is religious, but he makes light of all of it, from an insider's perspective, all in good fun
I am an lds and I recognise the JW are perseverant people. They knock the door more than an lds in fact where I leave LDS don´t knock the doors just they work by references. JW visit me even at nights. They said Jesus is not God. I said yes he is, heard them but I don´t receive their Atalaya. One day I was kind of impulsive and kiss them. They got surprised.
2 mormons were walking down the sidewalk and met up with 2 JWs. The JWs told the 2 mormons "we don't move for false witnesses" the mormons responded back,.."we do." and walked around them.
ALL religions are NUTS!!! And nothing at all like things were when Jesus was here 2000 years ago. I finally have pulled away from religion because its warped my head and has my mind going in all kinds of different directions. There's even many Christian denominations which divides the body.Christians cant even agree on certain teachings and doctrines(tongues,women speaking in church, etc) and has the original 1st century AD church divided today.Jesus meant for their to be ONE church of believers
i dont care if you're a JW or a Mormon, this is funny and we could all use a good laugh in this crazy world...this is not an attack on either of these religions...im one of Jehovah's Witnesses by the way
Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha... we were here first! ..don't want any...Meat in the box..... this is a Family oriented-Pro business-faith based-initative...faith based??? Come on inside...while the opposing missionaries left to their own melt down.... funny stuff! Where is Tom Cruise, maybe behind the camera!! Classic!
Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
@iamstupiderthanyou I sure hope no one takes any of it seriously. The director is a Christian and made fun of "faith based" stuff too. It's part of a fake documentary called "Change Your Life" and it's all the same tone.
@suzer316 AH! I see. Thanks for explaining that to me.
I am on of Jehovah's Witnesses and imagining me doing that kind of awsome karate moves on some guy just because we " got to the door first " made me laugh.
I guess its ok to make fun as long as its in a light tone and not directly on one person or group.
Im going to show this to my mum tomorrow haha or later today actually. Its like midnight.
Two Cults. Classic. Running door to door telling lies on Jesus, my Savior, who was NEVER a created angel. We were warned about you before you got here. (2 John 1:10-11) "If anyone comes to you and does not teach the truth about Christ, don’t invite that person into your home or give any kind of encouragement. Anyone who encourages such people becomes a partner in their evil work."
So there was a mormon at my door just now, and I saw him out the door peephole and I'm terrified. He keeps knocking on the door and ringing the bell because he heard me and knows i'm inside he won't go away. D:
@Wbeliever....I know I don't have one,that isn't my hope. My hope is to live on earth,as with the millions of other JW's that don't have their "ticket"
@Wbeliever7...I'm not going to heaven that isn't my calling. It's here on earth. jaw's do ! Not believe we are all going to heaven,the majority have an earthly hope
Brilliant, one set of religious nuts sneak in to pedal "faith-based" B.S. while the other two are fighting over who's imaginary friend is right.
I wonder if I can invite these types of traveling bullshit merchants to my house at the same time and have them argue in reality? Invite over a few friends and a crate of beer and watch the fireworks from the deck. What faith were the third bunch supposed to be? And does anyone have contact details for them?
@biguglybootneck Hey you realize this is parody/satire, right? the filmmaker is a Christian, but he's poking fun of the whole shebang, including himself.
@suzer316: I did realize it was a parody, I was editorializing to a certain extent. ...and I was serious when I said it was brilliant, I really enjoyed it. The second part was just wishful thinking. I also know the poster was christian; I had a look at HER page.
@chyrd we dont need to make excuses about the world ending, the bible says its the last days and also says a thousand years to us is like one day to god. so the end will come weither its 2moro or 3026.
I've never experienced this out in my ministry. As a JW I'm sure it'll never happen this way if we ever were to clash. But i'm sure they'd get offended at me laughing at them on bikes. A grown man in a suit on a bike with a helment is always funny to me. Not to mention they look at me funny when they see women preaching(as though they're thinking I should be at home with his 6 children and 12 other wives)
@Colynthia Yes, it's all meant to be in fun. The movie is a spoof about the multilevel marketing industry, The director of the movie grew up Mormon and wanted to put that scene in, just for fun.
@Colynthia I find it funny when a grown adult shows up at my door to tell me about their magic sky daddy... especially when they have to keep making up excuses as to why the world didn't end... =-)
@Colynthia lol. WOW. Keep spreading the true spirit of Christ there Colynthia. Jesus would be so proud of you. When you get to heaven be sure and bring your laptop so you can show Christ how you represented him on you tube. He'll reward you greatly I'm sure.
@Colynthia I sure it's real funny when you disfellow your friends and relatives too for stupid shit like... having a bad dream or letting your kids watch He-Man, HA HA HA!
I like JWs but tell me why the charcter kicked the helmet thats wrong. how you like someone to kick your book bag or a possesion. The helmet for the Morman's is a possesion of theres. Are JW's violent? haha mother creation and the LORD GOD know Jehovah and they know me Andrew.
Scientology is just a way for the "church" to make money by making people pay for everything. Just get on the web site, they won't even tell you the rediculous things they believe until you send some money. L Ron Hubbard is the psycho asshole who invented the religion in the 50's.
because all of us are not trying to do right and really dont want to do right. like this man here until the tables turn. but we should respect a persons choice if they say no for the day then its no. we should not bumbard them with what we may see as the truth. the do have choices. if we did not have choices, then we should all be doing one thing. and yes i do know the next comment about satan judging rulership, but also know that we had a choice before hand too.
Obviously it's not real, I'm LDS, and my best friend is JW, and I know that this kind of thing is not what the LDS missionaries would do, and I think the same about JW.
Neither would one of us JWs, yet I do find this rather hilarious and sickening at the same time lol. I feel insulted yet twistedly humored for the very idea of such an encounter lol.
The word 'cult' identifies behaviors in religious groups (rather like extremism, but more insular and possibly more leader-serving than ideological), not doctrine. The gnostics were not always cultish either, just different.
lol you all are saying the people outside your church say false things about it.... lol i have never heard one thing that they said that was wrong.
ive read your BOM and it is full of crap. there is no evidence for any of it. and no elephants and no iron stuff... the houses are bullshit... and also the closest thing to jesus even coming to america would be quetequatal. lol talk to an aztex in the past why dontcha! they will not know who the heck jesus is nore would the norse or the chinese!
all people who are jw or mormon id like to hear where they get their evidence for being a christian from lol... dont use the bible lol... the bible only has one way of thinking... no i wana know why you odnt think you are a cult!
The word cult is an MTV generation buzz word that people like to use to trivialize the JW religion. JWs are Christians, they have been recognized as a Christian denomination for a century by all major governments. All of the teachings are based on the Christian bible.
No reason to give a worse impression than you have.
Paganism is not, by definition, cultish. Unless you're talking to an ignorant and fundamentalist Christian (note that all fundamentalist are *not* ignorant), it means a group which practices coercive behavior, usually a religious group.
Obviously many major world religions practice coercive behavior in certain circumstances, but Jehovah's Witnesses do so consistently.
Mormons, unless you're talking about the FLDS, kinda don't.
LOL!!! this is fricken hilarious. im a mormon and i find this hilarious. to all you other mormons out there, who cares that they're bagging the church. you're taking it way too personally. this is hilarious!!! you need to accept it as a funny film, because it is.
dude both jahovahs witness and mormons are friken fruit cakes! CULTS ARE NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD does not support any church! he just shows up to them all and listens to what everyone has to say about him! JESUS IS THE ONE TRUE GOD...the one and only god stated in the SHEMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get ur facts straight, it is a cult. Haven't u ever heard of the internet? Well, geesh, we have the tools to use to get info not like back in the 30's where they couldnt now we can! 2 thumbs up for internet research! Do some!
lol dude that was funny and sooo true!!!hey no problem!!! all of us should have each others back!!! lol yea missionaries are soo cool!!!they are very understanding and they are always willing on helping!!! i never seen their bible but dude i heard about it and its like freaking confusing!!! how in the world could have a very confusing book?!yea the real mormons will always say something! but it does get pretty annoying when you keep hearing false things about the church!
you are sooo right! they can never talk back or even fight! so yea i agree what you say! the person who did this doesnt have a life! other than to trash talk about us!
Most people in Europe would probably find such a behaviour quite outlandish.
Dodikind 1 week ago
Obviously it's fake but I still love this video.
Ukikie 2 months ago
Funny stuff.
There should be a rule that says Mormons & JWs can only knock on each other's doors.
hammerogod 3 months ago
lol they both are going to hell :D
halosucks11 3 months ago
HAAAAAAAA!
TheSoulamore 4 months ago
Once when I was in field service(soul saving expedition JW style) I ran into a couple of Momon missionaries. They were very nice. We started a converation with each other and after 15 minutes we all walked away somewhat confused. Everyone was pleasant. The Momons talked about the third heaven and I talked about paradise earth and no one was saved.
torrents4u2c 6 months ago 7
@torrents4u2c Now THAT'S FUNNY!
suzer316 6 months ago 4
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darkeramain 7 months ago
@darkeramain HAA Awesome!
suzer316 6 months ago
the guy running around with the bike does great physical comedy lol
SanguineBullet667 7 months ago
When you think about the ending it's just a video is just to advertise some "multi level" business, the people in the background aren't even like the real Witnesses and Mormons lol
RendezvousEntity 7 months ago
@RendezvousEntity actually it's from a movie that makes fun of MLMs. The film's director is religious, but he makes light of all of it, from an insider's perspective, all in good fun
suzer316 7 months ago
@suzer316 Haha I see, I guess I wasn't thinking out of the box :-) thanks for clarifying things
RendezvousEntity 7 months ago
@RendezvousEntity Haa that would be really funny if Amway did a commercial like this!
suzer316 7 months ago
I am an lds and I recognise the JW are perseverant people. They knock the door more than an lds in fact where I leave LDS don´t knock the doors just they work by references. JW visit me even at nights. They said Jesus is not God. I said yes he is, heard them but I don´t receive their Atalaya. One day I was kind of impulsive and kiss them. They got surprised.
Greets from Perú
dorisfenella 8 months ago
Mormon missionaries aren't that aggressive.
Americangal18 8 months ago
@Americangal18 No, they aren't. It's a parody satire, like an SNL sketch
suzer316 8 months ago
Ignorant, just plain ignorant!
privatepersonalc 9 months ago
@privatepersonalc satire, just plain satire!
suzer316 9 months ago 2
funny stuff!!
satipy 9 months ago
Hahahaha...I'm jw, and the first half was funny
bozley2527 9 months ago
2 mormons were walking down the sidewalk and met up with 2 JWs. The JWs told the 2 mormons "we don't move for false witnesses" the mormons responded back,.."we do." and walked around them.
pretoshohmoofc 10 months ago
you got it all wrong haha jehovah witness wear suits and mormons wears white collor shirts XD
MadSteveo957 10 months ago
@MadSteveo957 Watch it again. The Mormons are the guys in white shirts and on bikes.
suzer316 10 months ago
@MadSteveo957 Your a fucking idiot, clearly.
SkInHoUnD 9 months ago
@SkInHoUnD hey, now, play nice. Maybe he watched it too fast.
suzer316 9 months ago
ALL religions are NUTS!!! And nothing at all like things were when Jesus was here 2000 years ago. I finally have pulled away from religion because its warped my head and has my mind going in all kinds of different directions. There's even many Christian denominations which divides the body.Christians cant even agree on certain teachings and doctrines(tongues,women speaking in church, etc) and has the original 1st century AD church divided today.Jesus meant for their to be ONE church of believers
mbhotie715 10 months ago
i dont care if you're a JW or a Mormon, this is funny and we could all use a good laugh in this crazy world...this is not an attack on either of these religions...im one of Jehovah's Witnesses by the way
melodiousmusing 10 months ago
Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha... we were here first! ..don't want any...Meat in the box..... this is a Family oriented-Pro business-faith based-initative...faith based??? Come on inside...while the opposing missionaries left to their own melt down.... funny stuff! Where is Tom Cruise, maybe behind the camera!! Classic!
Iamghostwriter1 11 months ago
I don't get it.
MoiselSpecky 1 year ago
make me laugh so hard. LOL!
ASLforever100 1 year ago
Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
brotherfrank62 1 year ago
@suzer316 It's a movie? :D
OO! Id want to watch that (:
And thats an intelligent saying. Very true.
You seem very nice unlike most people on YouTube.
iamstupiderthanyou 1 year ago
@iamstupiderthanyou I know. The anonymity of the Comments feature brings out the worst in people!!
suzer316 1 year ago
This I admitt IS funny but it gives out wrong information.
Funny though.
iamstupiderthanyou 1 year ago
@iamstupiderthanyou I sure hope no one takes any of it seriously. The director is a Christian and made fun of "faith based" stuff too. It's part of a fake documentary called "Change Your Life" and it's all the same tone.
suzer316 1 year ago
@suzer316 AH! I see. Thanks for explaining that to me.
I am on of Jehovah's Witnesses and imagining me doing that kind of awsome karate moves on some guy just because we " got to the door first " made me laugh.
I guess its ok to make fun as long as its in a light tone and not directly on one person or group.
Im going to show this to my mum tomorrow haha or later today actually. Its like midnight.
iamstupiderthanyou 1 year ago
yo no creo que ninguno de estos grupos llegeun nunca a esto,son pesonas muy respetuosas,pero esta chistozo el vedeo
wily1972 1 year ago
@wily1972 Sí, todo está destinado a ser divertido. El escritor y director creció Mormon.
suzer316 1 year ago
The video is very funny. But the best thing is the total lack of any sense of humor of most commentators here. And, yes, I am a Mormon.
Troul478 1 year ago 2
@Troul478 right on, bro. I'm a JW and I think this is hilarious! Peace between the faiths! Woo-WOOO! (pumps fist)
TheTileNinja 11 months ago
"It is a family oriented, pro-business faith based initiative." LOL
The householder thinks there is money in THIS proposal. So GREED fulfills HIS needs.
So the householder is just as BAD.
No HERO in this parody - they are all protrayed as bad?
I've alway said that "family oriented, pro-business faith based initiatives" ARE RELIGIONS.
As a JW of 35 years, I have NEVER seen JWs do THAT as shown in the clip.
"We came first."? They would walk away and come back another time. Happens always.
customanalogue 1 year ago
@customanalogue True: No JW would do this. Neither would a Mormon. It's a parody. Like an SNL skit.
suzer316 1 year ago
Better watch it dude, the Mormons will rape ya!!!
roylinfordadams 1 year ago
I'm JW.. And yea this is funny lol
havoc858 1 year ago
@havoc858
CrownVic4761 1 year ago
ok, so i am LDS (aka mormon), and this was really funny.
Menokokoro 1 year ago
DeeStinger1...... Right on!
KLamArtist77 1 year ago
Two Cults. Classic. Running door to door telling lies on Jesus, my Savior, who was NEVER a created angel. We were warned about you before you got here. (2 John 1:10-11) "If anyone comes to you and does not teach the truth about Christ, don’t invite that person into your home or give any kind of encouragement. Anyone who encourages such people becomes a partner in their evil work."
DeeStinger1 1 year ago
So there was a mormon at my door just now, and I saw him out the door peephole and I'm terrified. He keeps knocking on the door and ringing the bell because he heard me and knows i'm inside he won't go away. D:
zOMGLaserGunzPewPew 1 year ago
@Wbeliever....I know I don't have one,that isn't my hope. My hope is to live on earth,as with the millions of other JW's that don't have their "ticket"
Colynthia 1 year ago
@Wbeliever7...I'm not going to heaven that isn't my calling. It's here on earth. jaw's do ! Not believe we are all going to heaven,the majority have an earthly hope
Colynthia 1 year ago
Brilliant, one set of religious nuts sneak in to pedal "faith-based" B.S. while the other two are fighting over who's imaginary friend is right.
I wonder if I can invite these types of traveling bullshit merchants to my house at the same time and have them argue in reality? Invite over a few friends and a crate of beer and watch the fireworks from the deck. What faith were the third bunch supposed to be? And does anyone have contact details for them?
biguglybootneck 1 year ago
@biguglybootneck Hey you realize this is parody/satire, right? the filmmaker is a Christian, but he's poking fun of the whole shebang, including himself.
suzer316 1 year ago
@suzer316: I did realize it was a parody, I was editorializing to a certain extent. ...and I was serious when I said it was brilliant, I really enjoyed it. The second part was just wishful thinking. I also know the poster was christian; I had a look at HER page.
biguglybootneck 1 year ago
@suzer316: oops I mean: your page.
biguglybootneck 1 year ago
@biguglybootneck HAA!!
suzer316 1 year ago
NO NEITHER ONE WOULD EVER DO THIS, YOU ARE TOTALLY STUPID FOR PUTTING SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP.
hoopy1111 1 year ago
ye j smith was a nice guy,murdered 2 guys before he was shot to death hm,got visions in his room,wonder what he was on
georgeeboy2222 1 year ago
Oh this is brilliant! Thanks for the good laugh!
squrilleyboy 1 year ago
LMAO!!
inspirediam 1 year ago
Lame.
abbyguy 1 year ago
Haha that's awesome!
Shout out to Nazarenes!
OBkid100 1 year ago
Hey, they both traipse around my area all the time!
I'd love to hear from either why there's is true over the other!!
Hilarious.
thesignsoflife7 1 year ago
@marcopolo8765...I don't have a laptop to show him but I'll bring my iPad,that's what I use. And I won't be going to heaven,my hope is earthly
Colynthia 1 year ago
NOT funny
Sigmanuwife 1 year ago
@chyrd we dont need to make excuses about the world ending, the bible says its the last days and also says a thousand years to us is like one day to god. so the end will come weither its 2moro or 3026.
ProblemSolva182 1 year ago
I've never experienced this out in my ministry. As a JW I'm sure it'll never happen this way if we ever were to clash. But i'm sure they'd get offended at me laughing at them on bikes. A grown man in a suit on a bike with a helment is always funny to me. Not to mention they look at me funny when they see women preaching(as though they're thinking I should be at home with his 6 children and 12 other wives)
Colynthia 1 year ago
@Colynthia Yes, it's all meant to be in fun. The movie is a spoof about the multilevel marketing industry, The director of the movie grew up Mormon and wanted to put that scene in, just for fun.
suzer316 1 year ago
@Colynthia I find it funny when a grown adult shows up at my door to tell me about their magic sky daddy... especially when they have to keep making up excuses as to why the world didn't end... =-)
chyrd 1 year ago
@Colynthia lol. WOW. Keep spreading the true spirit of Christ there Colynthia. Jesus would be so proud of you. When you get to heaven be sure and bring your laptop so you can show Christ how you represented him on you tube. He'll reward you greatly I'm sure.
marcopolo8765 1 year ago
@Colynthia question. If only 144,000 people get to be saved and there are more than 144,000 JW's how do you even know you've got a ticket to Heaven?
Wbeliever7 1 year ago
@Colynthia I sure it's real funny when you disfellow your friends and relatives too for stupid shit like... having a bad dream or letting your kids watch He-Man, HA HA HA!
roylinfordadams 1 year ago
the sick part about this stuff is that people actually let this push their buttons....lol...the video is funny but the comments areHILARIOUS !!!!
pipeboy1969 1 year ago
I like JWs but tell me why the charcter kicked the helmet thats wrong. how you like someone to kick your book bag or a possesion. The helmet for the Morman's is a possesion of theres. Are JW's violent? haha mother creation and the LORD GOD know Jehovah and they know me Andrew.
andyandyband 1 year ago
LMAO @ 0:34-39 ROLF!
THEBEREANZ 2 years ago
Yeah, this was way fun to shoot, as you can imagine ;) The JW stealing the bike and "meat in a box" were my personal favorites
suzer316 2 years ago
JW wins!
Colynthia 2 years ago
JW: "obviously God didnt want you to be here; he would of gotten you here first"
Lmao!!
Jstevensdude 2 years ago
... I could totally take down a mormon. JiggidyW-side, yo.
(I'm sorry. lol)
dasgregorian 2 years ago
Scientology is just a way for the "church" to make money by making people pay for everything. Just get on the web site, they won't even tell you the rediculous things they believe until you send some money. L Ron Hubbard is the psycho asshole who invented the religion in the 50's.
mattz0066 2 years ago 7
@mattz0066 and L Ron Hubbard is just the 20 th century second coming of 19th century scam artist Pervert MORmON founder Joseph Smith.
pearclips 1 year ago
frickin hilarious!
drewkinugirl 2 years ago
lol
xD
soundtheshofar 2 years ago
ahahaha... funny spoof..
chrisluffy25 2 years ago
PROVE IT !!!!!!
bluewithoutyou 2 years ago
LMAO!
DiverforPort 2 years ago
ROFL, that was great and both organizations are in the wrong because they are Cults.
bj616 2 years ago
because all of us are not trying to do right and really dont want to do right. like this man here until the tables turn. but we should respect a persons choice if they say no for the day then its no. we should not bumbard them with what we may see as the truth. the do have choices. if we did not have choices, then we should all be doing one thing. and yes i do know the next comment about satan judging rulership, but also know that we had a choice before hand too.
Mrsitcouldbeme 2 years ago
lol
Exposingsatan 2 years ago
Obviously it's not real, I'm LDS, and my best friend is JW, and I know that this kind of thing is not what the LDS missionaries would do, and I think the same about JW.
Filipi020 2 years ago
Of course it isn't! The description even says that it is from a MOCKumentary. It's meant to be silly.
Doliath 2 years ago
A witness would never do anything like that i wuld know im one of them.
KelsAubree9895 2 years ago 3
This is so fake and tacky I cannot believe before think this is for real!
Matthew24O14 2 years ago
battle of the cults. awesome!
rodthepimp 2 years ago 6
Yeah we should have a prostestant/catholic combat too
SimarilRL 2 years ago
thats really funny?
i doubt we were ever see that happening but if i did il knock them out just for doin such a thing?? lol
il listen if they were cool and honest
but if they were pushy ummm knock out and get out !!
whats wrong with 10-15mins of ya time?
lol
Ruffcoconut911 2 years ago 3
Stupid!!!
MattF33 2 years ago
turf war?!? soooo funny. liked the football punt on the helmet and the JW running away with the bike. loooooool!
checkfoldcallraise 2 years ago 2
definition of a cult all beliefs are ALL cults
jpazizile 2 years ago 2
I don`t care if it fake or not.......After their sales pitch......He want to get off the planet
clnmyjts 2 years ago
this is so fake. LDS missionaries wouldn't never fight with anyone like that
iloverockmusic110 3 years ago
Neither would one of us JWs, yet I do find this rather hilarious and sickening at the same time lol. I feel insulted yet twistedly humored for the very idea of such an encounter lol.
RezDisciple 3 years ago
i know but thats whats funny. I've never heard of a situation where mormons and jehova's witness's are preaching on the same street.
Same with christian's actually, we all seem to pick different times by chance lol.
RenegadeMaster07 2 years ago
paganism was too a cult . back then!!!!!!
the christians thought they were a cult.. dont criticize me for knowing more than you... i proved this by using gnosticism which were mystics
GiftofGod18 3 years ago
The word 'cult' identifies behaviors in religious groups (rather like extremism, but more insular and possibly more leader-serving than ideological), not doctrine. The gnostics were not always cultish either, just different.
Where are you getting your definition?
aidos5 3 years ago
You just made two conterdicting statements:
"paganism was too a cult . back then!!!!!!"
and
"he christians thought they were a cult."
brownnoice 2 years ago
no thats not contradicting... its called being relative.
they each thought eachother were cults...
and yes pagans thought christians were a cult and vice versa... where is the contradiction?....
GiftofGod18 2 years ago
lol you all are saying the people outside your church say false things about it.... lol i have never heard one thing that they said that was wrong.
ive read your BOM and it is full of crap. there is no evidence for any of it. and no elephants and no iron stuff... the houses are bullshit... and also the closest thing to jesus even coming to america would be quetequatal. lol talk to an aztex in the past why dontcha! they will not know who the heck jesus is nore would the norse or the chinese!
GiftofGod18 3 years ago
all people who are jw or mormon id like to hear where they get their evidence for being a christian from lol... dont use the bible lol... the bible only has one way of thinking... no i wana know why you odnt think you are a cult!
GiftofGod18 3 years ago
I am LDS and I was rolling on the floor when the JW was trying to run off with the missionary's bike.
deelerofdeath 3 years ago
The word cult is an MTV generation buzz word that people like to use to trivialize the JW religion. JWs are Christians, they have been recognized as a Christian denomination for a century by all major governments. All of the teachings are based on the Christian bible.
pharphromnubee 3 years ago
MTV GENERATION BUZZ WORD?... you mean to tell me that they had MTV in the middle ages? theres no fkn way man! lol NO SHIT?
GiftofGod18 3 years ago
Who was a cult in the middle ages?
pharphromnubee 3 years ago
the gnostics were a cult, lets see... anyone pagan was a cult... may i say more?
GiftofGod18 3 years ago
No reason to give a worse impression than you have.
Paganism is not, by definition, cultish. Unless you're talking to an ignorant and fundamentalist Christian (note that all fundamentalist are *not* ignorant), it means a group which practices coercive behavior, usually a religious group.
Obviously many major world religions practice coercive behavior in certain circumstances, but Jehovah's Witnesses do so consistently.
Mormons, unless you're talking about the FLDS, kinda don't.
aidos5 3 years ago
Funny thing is, I am Mormon and I thought it was funny.
guitardaze 3 years ago
LOL!!! this is fricken hilarious. im a mormon and i find this hilarious. to all you other mormons out there, who cares that they're bagging the church. you're taking it way too personally. this is hilarious!!! you need to accept it as a funny film, because it is.
zacdamaori 3 years ago
Are that the sama as jehowas wittness i think jw is cooler xD
karllokis 3 years ago
dude both jahovahs witness and mormons are friken fruit cakes! CULTS ARE NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD does not support any church! he just shows up to them all and listens to what everyone has to say about him! JESUS IS THE ONE TRUE GOD...the one and only god stated in the SHEMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GiftofGod18 3 years ago
ok jehovahs witness not jahovah 2 its not a cult get ur facts stright b4 u start judgeing
tizzytaz 3 years ago
Get ur facts straight, it is a cult. Haven't u ever heard of the internet? Well, geesh, we have the tools to use to get info not like back in the 30's where they couldnt now we can! 2 thumbs up for internet research! Do some!
cass12279 3 years ago
lol dude that was funny and sooo true!!!hey no problem!!! all of us should have each others back!!! lol yea missionaries are soo cool!!!they are very understanding and they are always willing on helping!!! i never seen their bible but dude i heard about it and its like freaking confusing!!! how in the world could have a very confusing book?!yea the real mormons will always say something! but it does get pretty annoying when you keep hearing false things about the church!
fiyerolover 3 years ago
you are sooo right! they can never talk back or even fight! so yea i agree what you say! the person who did this doesnt have a life! other than to trash talk about us!
fiyerolover 3 years ago
"Faith based? Oh, come on in!!"
sassmyfrass 3 years ago
Ha Ha
fawnbrodie74 3 years ago