Poor Hong Meiling...wait, what?

[KecoughtanRAM]

YOU CANT STOP DIS *ball of light*

[MrPathorn]

Steamroller Pl0x

[ErrorPwnage]

This is why Touhou is the only that > Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can't graze.

[wrcaiowr]

can't touch this *dun dun dun dun tss dun dun tss dun dun*

[rarhzach]

meilings hit box must be the size of my penis

[RaginKavu]

@rarhzach

Whoa! THAT small?

Are you even male?

[TripleshotX]

Meiling's daily practice session.

[Morrnsta]

STRANGE, ISN'T IT?

[twentyfourpurple]

...sure racked up the graze points, there

[TouhouTV]

ZA - WARUDO!!! Tokiyo Tomare! *Trows 1000 Knifes* Soshite toki wa ugokidasu...WTF?!?

[solarisofrisingsun]

You made a majestic recovery!

[xXInuSakuyaXx]

How to do that???

[RandomAHOL]

Youmu: And that's why she's our power-type.

Sakuya: DAMN IT! I DON'T WANNA CURL UP INTO A BALL!!! (Sonic Heroes reference)

[Inukazan]

can't touch this~

[Kenjisan]

...Super Graze. +20,000,000 points and automatic bump to Ex-Boss.

[CrimsonDX]

When Meiling gets serious, few can stand against her :D

[BBsgalore]

The secret weakness of the pad maid.

[CDub7888]

DYNAMIC ENTRY!

[KingMeglion]

Meiling may like her naps, and she may not be very good at Danmaku... but none of that means that you ever wanna mess with her.

[nguyen275]

and that's why knife works best with mystic box

[TARDISES]

EPIC MEILING MANUEVER!

what? it had to be said. and it really IS epic.

[HsIeNRaE]

That very moment, "Can't Touch This" Played.

[D3ViLzZzNiGtHkiILeRz]

Sakuya: You're dead China! Soshite,toki ga ugoki desu

Sakuya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!?

Meiling: My name is HONG MEILING!!!!!

[ProbeNexus]

The Slowdown was epic; Mei Ling triumphantly came off the knife shower, like an Anime! XD

[william666777]

Meiling: JAOOOO!!!!

Knives:*shivers and start scurrying in all directions while miracously missing meiling*

Sakuya: O_O

[smartanimegirl]

WTF? O.O Wow, Meiling...

[bobaneko]

sakuya: sleeping agian huh take this*make a lot of knives* NO MERCY FOR .. meiling:*dashing toward the knives* CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[ThePandaCoco]

O.o Beat's Dio's Kurae Technique...

Now, if sakuya just has a road roller to throw... sadly..

THERE ARE NO ROAD ROLLERS IN GENSOKYO. >.>"

[DJstagen]

Well she has had experience having those knives thrown and seem to appear out of nowhere on a daily basis, if she was unable to graze all of that she wouldn't still be alive would she?

[Orgyilkos]

Well, China played lots of touhou danmakus to learn how to find her way trough that

[oNatsuo]

Look at her winner pose at the end~ xDDD

[emir1996]

Um...FIghting game graze?XD

[hakezero]

ultimate epic reflection

meiling"i reject your attack hahaha"cough cough"

[jokechu]

Meiling went Ninja before she got knifed.

[W4ng4n470r]

Where's the Steamroller?

[vincentsclone]

I shall make fun of your PADS and you will like it!

[Anonymous738]

Meiling is awesome! Just become her projectiles suck doesn't mean she can't own.

[highwindvientoalto]

A-W-E-S-O-M-E

[krawky398]

Meiling used Cheat Engine. Only plausible explanation.

[Shadow12000]

And this is the reason why she is never actually fired for slacking off :P

[Raikaria1]

@Shadow12000 To be fair, apparently the only ones she can't keep out are Reimu and Marisa.

And NO-ONE can stop them.

[mikaLtubeyou]

Chian is awesome! =D

[VideoCyberspace]

LOL! Sakuya thought she killed her. But Meiling grazed through it.

Hell... Even I thought she was killed... XD

Meiling: You can't stop this.

[Archimonde259]

ZA... WTF?!?!

[TsukiMeimei]

With skills like that, I bet Meiling can no-death any of the games on Lunatic.

[frozenskink]

Too bad her projectiles suck.

[TsukiMeimei]

No-death pacifist run?

[frozenskink]

I would totally attempt and record that.

But it'd probably last about a minute or so.

[gigaslave]

@frozenskink She could aim for Dot Eater rank :V

[SteelUnseelie]

FFFFFFFFFFF that was epic.

Sakuya: Finally I can get rid of that dreadful China!

*Meiling grazes*

Sakuya: ... Fuck.

[CrashCrazE13]

How was that even POSSIBLE?  I've never seen Sakuya throw that many knives during that card.

[frozenskink]

Uh, normally she can't.

HOWEVER, I cheated (I won't tell how :D) so it was just a matter of filling every single open space with knives...or until i got tired throwing knives.

And to be honest, I didn't expect Meiling to graze through it. Lucky her.

[CrashCrazE13]

Oh okay, well thanks for telling me. I was angry for a second because I can barely get three knife attacks in before time continues.

[frozenskink]

Just do a bit of research and you'll probably find out how to pull it off.

[HerashiNanaya444]

Wow she survived that.

[frozenskink]

She survives a lot.

[FlonneAdmirer]

Aaaaaannnnd, Hong Meiling survives!

[frozenskink]

Doesn't she always somehow survives a knife to the forehead? (or several?)

[Adauchisan]

Sakuya-san Sakuya-san cleaning sto- OH MY GOD!

[frozenskink]

Kinda makes you think about the grazing system in that game.

So long as you're dashing in some way or another, you can dodge any horrifying amount of projectiles.

So my question is this: How the hell did she miss after throwing all those knives??

[Adauchisan]

It certainly makes it look like she hid behind a wall. I've always thought that the IaMP and SWR graze should be called 'ghost' instead.

[PCJedi6]

Wow, that's a lot of knives. *shivers at the thought of what that would be like in a main Touhou game*

[frozenskink]

Well, if it WAS in a main Touhou game and if someone DOES manage to graze through them all, then I salute that person.