Ask A Ninja, Question 45 "Omnitrois"

[ChucklesJack]

0:55 :)

[thedragonb0y]

I will be sure to visit "ass.com!" :D

[baseballgirl1313]

How do ninjas feel about the French?

COMPLETELY WORTHLESS!!

XD oh god lol!!

(Hetalia fan)

[USMC4Jesus]

Bahahahaha.... Windows Vista sucked.

[xXJunichiroXx]

The top 2 comments are the same...uh....BOOBS.

[dragonman86]

fucking top comments.....

[Haktsu]

But isn't Batman a ninja too?

[joepro941]

you cant , lol

[UcantResistClicking0]

HAHAHA BATMAN ENDS!!!!

[TheByrdWhoLovesRock]

I agree with him on the French.lol

[TheHoneybuns021]

"I know that we believe in a hiiiiiiiiii-yah power."

[LordDeathwing17]

where did it all go wrong?

End of book 5.

Lololololol

[LordDeathwing17]

PAINBALL!!

Those things hurt.

Lolololololololololololololol

[WoefullName]

@MrPokerkim so gullible :P

[MsNocturnna]

very funny

[19A7xdrumslayerA7x86]

You will never hear the answer cause you cant get WiFi in a tiger's belly, unless hes in starbucks :D

[666777jojo]

Thank u for making this we r babysitting a psycho child and your randomness saved us

[miles305678]

"What do you think of the ninjas in batman begins?" "I think if they were really ninjas it would have been called batman ends!" XD

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[homicidalfriend]

So if ninjas do ALL exercises except for Jazzercize, do you do Zumba?! D:

[Kytherno]

Took a few views to see why he said "Yeah, uh-huh, yea". Then I caught on. That was the response to the first question before the question was said.

[Kytherno]

"Your momma is so stupid she bought Windows Vista".

I think I just cried, peed, pooped, coughed, sneezed, and farted all at the same time.

[RockJoe]

this is responsible for 90% of the bums, LMAO!!

[lotrrules3434]

2:48

Where did it all go wrong???

End of book 4

It should have turned out Ron Weasley was Voldemort.

Then book 5 would have made sense!

AHhahahahhahahhahaaa!!

Im a huge Harry Potter fan, this cracked me up like no other!!!

[Radman1889]

Blueberry 3.14! Yummy, endless pie! =D

[ChucklesJack]

I'm just gonna watch 0:57 over and over till I get bored, which is never gonna happen.

[ChucklesJack]

French maids *nuff said*

[afrokiko]

Where's the end of the rainbow? Right here golden death hahahahhahahahaah so funny

[TheGramkracker]

How do i tell if a ninja is going to kill me?

You cant!

[EvilGregProductions]

what side would ninjas choose in the war between zombies and robots, if they apsolutally had to choose!

[TGTAP]

"Just how exactly do you confuse a ninja?" "Uh, I'm sorry what?"

[axelgarcia1]

lol @ the tiger

[Corgblam]

youre mommas so stupid, she bought windows vista

[MovieMajic]

omg. the windows vista joke had me litterally rofling, i was laughing so loud. I am a sad windows vista owner myself. Biggest mistake ever.

[CFDarKSouL]

if they were really ninjas they would had called it BATMAN ENDS ahahaahahahaah awsom

[snavenallid]

dude, u shouldnt be taking the credit for this, this film belongs to digitalfilmmaker. :\

[OsamaBinLooney]

it all went wong end of book 4 it shoulda turned out ron weasly was voldemort then book 5 woulda made sense LOL

[xXFearStingXx]

Lol I get the begining :D

[RivalTheDragon]

"Blueberry 3.14. That's an endless pie!"

That was funny. xD

[darkbladesoul]

Yo momma so stupid, how stupid is she, Yo momma so stupid she bought windows vista

[HicusaHyuga]

PAINBALL!!!!!

[GROWNassK1D]

HIIIYAAAAA - POWAH!

LOLOLOL!!

[NinjaMoogle218]

You have to give me that car. I'm pretending it's mine.

[theycallmeMEGAN]

pretty funny

[snozer2]

Uh, you have to give me that card! I'm pretending it's mine! Rofl! Love your vids!!

[axelgarcia1]

funny as hell

[DylonnnVIP]

Hahaha How did you make a profession out of imagining you can right? haha XD

[Taurus8763]

Ninja goto McDojo.....

[Smegger1999]

lol 3:45 , you have to give me that car, I'm pretending its mine

[Isadorian]

Well TECHNICALLY, Batman is a Ninja, considering he learned how to combat evil using the techniques those ninja' practiced and handed down to him.

[wafflecakepans]

send that to the Ninja

[snozwanger234]

south canada? i'm canadain... and uh i wouldent mind having a larger contry....

i'm going back in time and killing the first ninja (with an armie as it seems impossabil other wise) so i can haz south canada!!

[miles305678]

@snozwanger234 Or north mexico XD

[RepoBaxil]

Did I just get a softcore porn ad?

[ShikiBomber]

that's funny, I got an awesome wifi signal in here.

[qwomg]

i just laughed through the whole episode =]

[Bughunter73561]

best one yet.

[g0dkar]

A ninja kill me just by thinking it? I don't think that's poss...

[bennythefishman]

OMG he killed my brother by thinking about it!!!!!

[shadogiant]

What did you think of the ninjas in Batman Begins?

If they were really ninjas it would be called batman ends.

Masterfully funny Man

(MFM)

[CDub7888]

It is YOU who sucks.

[harmor20]

Ask a Ninja said something about a joss stone and a flock of seagulls.

Was he also talking about the singer 'Joss Stone' and the band 'Flock of Seagulls'?

[trungvuongk2]

67 BIRD WITH 1 STONE ?!

[Metallikatzz]

your momma's so stupid she bought Windows Vista

[frenchfrey65]

how do u confuse a ninja?

I'm sorry what? XD

[shredordie218]

LO FUCKING L

[guitarguru208]

youre gonna have to give me that car...im pretending its mine... HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[atrumcarnivale]

How did you make a profession out of imagining you can write? LMAO

[mrchuckmorris]

If they were really ninjas, it would've been called Batman ENDS!!!

[FENRISFENRIRWOLF]

NNiinnggiiaannttss! There...

OH SHI-- X.X

[MXGore]

she so stupid it takes her an hour to watch 60 mins LMAO

[darthchucho]

"i think that if they were really ninjas it would have been called batman ends!!" LMAO AT THAT LINE!

[dude0242]

ninja looting xD

[H3yW00dJ3wBL0wM3]

PAINBALL!

[Alvaris]

your momma's so stupid she bought windows vista.

she's even dumber now that Windows 7 is coming.

[xXGamerPrideXx]

1:59 LMFAO A DOUBLE NINJA

[xXGamerPrideXx]

2:01 LMAO A NINJA

[milan666i]

Ron Weasley is Voldemort :SSS hahaha

[Crumbleberry]

hehe he said pinball not painball

[OVERALL99PRODUCTIONS]

What do Ninjas do on their half time?

John

[OrangeDynamo]

South Canada!!

[SyngeSynasta]

lol, the how can you make a profession of imagining that you can write? it's so perfect!

[cow177]

"If it wan't for us, America would be called South Canada!"

ROR.

[sirlloydoutcastofthe]

takes her an hour to watch sixy minuts lol, they are both the same time!

[Dovefire]

ROFL

Harry Potter reference!!!!!!

[edwardcullenlover965]

how come your more drinkier when im funny !!

lmao

[UndoCreation89]

lol u have to give me that car. i'm pretending its mine.

[everyoneislemons]

golden death

lol

[hoodieninja1222]

i am a ninja

[DancerGirl82092]

Oh my wow hilarious... And they mentioned HP go them! ha

[shadowlol10]

lol funny sia

[xenopeltismulticolor]

lol

'Yo mama's so stupid she bought Windows Vista."

[narutoroxoutloud]

SMOGINJA

[ChaoticMarine15]

the french may be completely useless but joan of ark passed the ninja internship soooooooo...........is he contradciting himself lol

[enzo321]

"drop me a line; lemme kno if that worked out" lol ahahahaha

[Jociecat]

hahaha!!!

[cristoinhumano]

whats the deal with samurais and ninjas?

[DancerGirl82092]

Ninjas are cool

[dallace69]

*dies because the ninja thought it*

[sixthsensedirectory]

lol yo mamma so stupid it takes her an hour to watch 60 minutes XD

[HawttDawgg]

how do i ask a ninja

[MyBestBadDay]

by pissing him off

[vyking2525]

twighlight sucks

[beginnerhacker125]

CORRECT!!

[soulreaperyoh]

is there anything u should never ask a ninja?

that was it.

how can i tell if a ninja's gonna kill me?

u cant.

lol.

[whitetail91]

i love the hacky sack comment....and he point out the correctness of it and bums

[koner7]

he was talking about harry potter at 2:48 im reading book 4 its kinda funny when your reading a book and he makes fun of it

[Rikudaru27]

"Shark's have Leg's...XD"

[BlueEqualsLaw]

Batman Ends!! hahahaha! XD

[potatoescorner2]

Ron weasley should have been voldemort !

[ponchodude4]

i know who "ask a ninja" is. it's ben stiller. i can tell by his eyes and voice.

[colbyyoungmv]

Douglas Sarine is the guy who is the ninja, not ben stiller

[Alazinix]

yes, and after knowing that and seeing Sarine the ninja kinda loses its mystery, but well, the ninja character is still badass

[youmakemesickman]

So I'm guessing the lady who wrote Twilight did the same thing.

Ya go ahead mince me because I criticized Twilight and you know what why I'm at Edward is a STALKER!

I shall not be silenced!!!!!!!!!!!

[BazukaKasuko]

lol at Ron being voldemort.

[waldoman7]

batman ends? batman IS a ninja, duh. That's WHY he kicks so much ass, why he's kicked superman's ass.

[DeathlyHand]

"Unless the tiger is in starbucks"

LOL! This guy is genius ^-^

[fluentinelvish]

Tehehe Harry Potter AND ninjas? ^^

How wonderful! ^^

[futurestoryteller]

"I'm gonna become a fantasy billionaire, 'you have to give me that car, I'm pretending it's mine.'"

"...If they were real ninjas it would've been called Batman Ends."

[TheWhitePaintballer9]

lol

[FanOfCupcakAndTea]

i think he's tom cruise >.>

[randomthingsof2998]

A Double Ninja? highlarious!!!

[reliic]

Your mama is so stupid she brought Windows Vista...........FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!!

[SSAvias7]

"If you could be anything besides a ninja, what would you be?"

"Eh-loo... a double-ninja?" XD

[Currosive]

God damn patriots.

[TheJailProductions]

SOUTH CANADA! LOl, i'm gonna have to tell that one to some folks i know.

[Boleniana]

America SHOULD have been called South Canada.

[lalamorgannn]

No, it really shouldn't have.

[gk3278]

u have to give me that car im pretending its mine

[sasuke0213]

"How come your funnier when I'm drinking?"

"How come your drinkier when I'm funny?"

[silverstorm05]

You have to give me that car. I'm pretending it's mine.

[AzaIndustries]

Your Mommas so stupid she bought windows Vista. That was so funny. And true...

[shounenaifan23]

"Where did it all go wrong?!"

"The End of book 4. It should have turned out ron weasley was Voldemort. Then book 5 would have made sense."

XDD

[killerboi199]

South Canada.... lol

[nitnit182]

lol painball

[Mecinimi]

*Looks at my Window Vista computer*

[cooltv4]

lol

[xSushixPackx]

Yeeeeloo... a double ninja?

[RavenD1220]

hahaha soo witttyyy XDDD

[MoeTuesday13]

"Im going to become a fantasy billionaire. You have to give me that car, im pretending its mine."

Gold, pure gold.

[randomthingsof2998]

"your moms so stupid she bought windows vista" LOL

[cooltv4]

"i came in 2nd place to Woody Allin who was Dressed as Woody Allin when he was funny"

LOL!!

[Ghonzor]

She's so stupid she bought Windows Vista

PRICELESS!

[BombWarning]

You can't hear this answer because you can't get Wi-Fi in a tiger's belly. Unless he goes to Starbucks.

LOL!!!!!

[cocoberryjerryXxX]

Yo Mamas so stupid it takes her an hour to watch 60 mins!!!!!!!! Lol

[Stgpeanut]

hey i have vista

[Ghost570]

ROFL

"if i had a good sized stone, like a Joss Stone, i could probably take out an entire Flock of Seagulls"

well played, sir.

[Marliey119]

this was soooooo funny... probably the second funniest I've seen so far...

[desertman123]

yo mamma so stupid she bought windows vista LOL

[HumanSculpture]

A hard bargain

priceless

[Lewa500]

it takes her an our to watch 60 minutes lol XD

[ismite123]

when i wake up in the morning i go into the bathroom, look into the mirror and state,,i could talk to you all day long. do ninjas do this? just kidding. best stuff on the internet for real!

[bhshawk0710]

how come your funnier when im drinking?

how come your drinkier when im funny? haha best line

[starlight737]

I know!

[ismite123]

hacky sack. is for sacks lol

[dartvader117]

south canada.... greatest line hes ever said

[thunderkicker11]

LOL!!!!!!! i could watch this 50 times and i wouldnt get bored!!

[ismite123]

funniest thing on the internet

[Zeldaboy25]

wow that was a lot of questions lol

[ShatteredExistance0]

"What is your take on ninja looting?"

"My take? Usualy about 5%"

ROFL!! XD

[cloud66]

its a smoginja

[Rocknniko]

gimme that car, i'm pretending it's mine

lmao

[AirFreak117]

lmao at winblows joke at 3:25.... unbuntu all the way

[MusicManiakMartin]

Haha, oh my god this is soooo funny, like the I'm a professinal fanticy writer, that was the best, or the "Did you know I was going to ask this quiestion before you recieved it?"..."Is there anything you shouldn't ask a Ninja" That was it. This is so awesome.

[ohnoitsmangofett]

it takes her 60 minutes to watch one hour

[miyamotofan]

I think you mean, it takes her an hour to watch 60 minutes.

[ohnoitsmangofett]

same thing just backwards

[ryker012]

"as a professional fantasy writer i would like to know whattype of fantasies ninjas enjoy" how did you make a proffesion out of imaging you can write thats a pretty sweet gig, uh you have to give me that car im pretending its mine. LMAO!!!

[EmptyPintGlass]

Those girls were hot o.O

[yomama682]

"My record is 67. And that's just with a kindey stone" LMAO Not as funny as the YoMama joke.... and I should know.....

[hiandhappy]

french maids ftw.

[xSushixPackx]

HAHAHAHA! If you weren't a ninja, what would you want to be? Aaallooo, a double ninja?

[theshooter3]

"Where is the end of the rainbow?" "Right here... Golden Death." Lmao How does this guy come up with these answers.

[neverbetterthannow]

where do you ask questions to the ninja? i have some good ones

[RollingFlame]

Why are you drinkier when I'm funny?

[nobledonkey17]

where did it all go wrong? Book 4 ron should have turn out 2 be voldermort. lmao over and over