NSP - Objects of Desire

[nartendowarz]

why did she leave HER house?

[Raderion77]

she winked at brian^^

[DemonicNiiNii]

mmm... look at dem tig ol' bitties...

[sladikk]

Ninja Brian always has the most inspirational lyrics.

[randommanthefirst]

I can only imagine the horror if someone turned on a black light in that house.

[SoujiroOkita]

1:17 reminded me of this:

"We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."

[Vergereth]

i just realized Ninja Brian's frieing oranges...

[BrickThingGuy]

i wonder how many women actualy watch NSP?maybe 4.

[TheRobloxlap384]

ninja bryan cooking oranges like a boss



[Mutusandu]

Why is Ninja Bryan cooking oranges?

[sickiteo1]

This love story is WAAAY better than Twilight.

[ali14chahrour]

These guys are better than The Lonely Island.

[KWolverine1]

House Inspector: "Mam,your whole house smells like CUM...." >=O

[TheRedstoneFTW]

well i see they didn't have a garbage disposal chute, blender, knifes but he probably spooned the spoons X)

[RyuaNesha]

Gotta love when a top comment is a response to what used to be one, so I have to track down what they are even talking about.

[staggo3000]

if i ever get a gf after a year with her, i will sing her this song

[kewlwolf123]

how could anyone dislike them?

[sharkiecargocult]

Danny looks like a cheery canary in those yellow pajamas.

[TheClassikMan]

I googled "Furniture with benefits" but I didn't find that sexy "NastySlinkySofa" I bet she was taken :(

[ZuilzonDTD]

Why didn't he say "I did all of your sheets"

[anima077]

@ZuilzonDTD because if he had sex with his girlfriend they did it on the sheets making it a weird 3 way

[urineater88]

Furniture with benefits

[fleeisme]

Good thing she doesn't have children.

[kururusochou12]

Ninja brian in a tree is do origanial

[Therapscalion]

I got one awkward boner over this.

[stormzgames]

they should audition for american idol and sing this haha

[volcomstoneskate]

Still a better love story than twilight

[tacos4lolz]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Darktan2112]

THAT'S SARA BENINCASA! Awesome!

[pattyangel20]

never knew u could fry oranges! XD

[acealexander702]

went down on all your stairs... LOL I do that to my stairs like every day :P

[hepalamukala]

this is the best love song i have ever heard

[MrTango126]

ima do this when i get home....

[SegaSatern]

@MrTango126 fuck everything in your house or slam ur dick in the door?

[MrTango126]

@SegaSatern why not both? hehe

[tacos4lolz]

@MrTango126 HOLE'!

[MrTango126]

@tacos4lolz yes..... hole.

[tacos4lolz]

I nearly pissed myself on, "Don't slam the door on your way out, because I'm slaming it tonight" XD

[stolencheezburger]

Just the name of the song makes me LOL

[001ironman100]

Wait! Why is Ninja Brain cooking and not the woman?

[Bratwurzt92]

@001ironman100 Maybe Brian is a woman?

[KeyOfReason001]

C'mon! Vendage!? That won't do shit to forget everything Dan just told her!

[XxSickAsMySecretsxX]

Well know I know where MIKA disappeared to.....

[PancakeOnaAstick]

What's up with Ninja Brian? He always has that serious look on his face. 

[Trevvbox]

@PancakeOnaAstick Don't ask questions to answers you can't handle....

[NinjaSandvich]

Sexuary, the best month of the year.

[Stuffman31]

Well... its good that she didn't have a pet...

[Ubertastic]

@Stuffman31 would have sexploded

[iamausome]

@Stuffman31 he said fishtank, so she obviously had fish. Except they aren't objects so he wouldn't do them

[Mattihew1]

Since i watched this vid, i made my own dicktionary. It features words like asspect, predicktable and more.

[thelastrealjezz]

is this song trying to tell me to stop making love to inanimate objects or do it even more?

[KOCMOHABT33]

1:56 he humps the dinosaur. so funny!

[voicetube]

Dudes, I would SO like to fly to NYC and buy you guys drinks at the "shhhhhhhhhh" bar (as I call it) - (your audio mixer D.C. showed me the place last summer) someday!!! - Ari, the voice dude

[MasterMarc5]

DICK SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trollgamingnews]

These guys should do something the ThelonelyIsland

[fishcomputer33]

2:00 look at ninja brain lmfao XD

[JerryKid72]

oh my god 1:25 to 1:30 got me.

[oakraider93]

MK Sent Me

[Astronaut4478]

"Tags:

ninja sex party ninja sex party sara benincasa furniture music comedy dick smash raincoat birds tree unicorn sexuary calendar lady gaga boobs love pillow flowers mailbox chairs washer stairs justin bieber cabinets oranges sofa vacuum pool boner scented candles dicktionary furniture with benefits lamp red hat carpet katy perry stamp collection soul door slam"

Yep. Just terrific.

[FinalFormLXVII]

0:50 is Ninja Brian frying oranges?

[jacobfowler10]

10 people didnt dicksmash all of there belongings

[TheRealRitz2]

0:32 boobssssssssss

[benystrider]

If clicking in my account is youtube sex, then i want Ninja sex party to click me all night. click my brains.

[rapmasterRH]

0:32 boob explosion lol. Seriously they seem to come out of nowhere

[cd2rules]

I HAVE THAT HOOVER !!

[chikikool21]

You have a disturbungly long DICK!

[MJMtalk]

Dick Smash: My new fatality.

[Mattihew1]

Hang on, you mean sexuary does NOT have 69 days? >.<

[mercody]

finaly a way to lose nothing when i devorce

[spartangunner13]

Not a bad song, great music and awesome lyrics.

[Squidlytoast]

Now I know how to break this news to my girlfriend.

[littleroachyboy]

MILDY REMINISCENT OF HUMPY HANK

[Greenjama]

1:41 DICK tionary :D

[R0YALEBEAST]

I need to buy me a Ninja Sex Computer.

[Smileeeface01]

Wouldnt she think why the fuck is this ninja guy always here at my house watching us

[theDlopp]

@Smileeeface01 no she wouldn't hes a ninja she can't see him all the time

[siul89]

i really wonder why the fuck ninja brian was cooking whole oranges

[theDlopp]

@siul89 why wouldnt he cook them whole?

[k509e]

Can I have sloppy-seconds on the door????

[AlucardSM13]

2:16 = OUCH.

[Weasythorpe]

All jokes aside, these lyrics are well thought out.

[csBob447]

Ninja Brian must be trained by Chuck Norris because only he can cook an orange unpealed.

[InternalFaggotry]

Ninja fucking Brian.

[FbMan64]

Ninja Brian is very good at making.... Rubber Balls?

[mrguermo1]

this should have millions of more views

[NeferiusX]

Tags: ninja sex party ninja sex party sara benincasa furniture music comedy dick smash raincoat birds tree unicorn sexuary calendar lady gaga boobs love pillow flowers mailbox chairs washer stairs justin bieber cabinets oranges sofa vacuum pool boner scented candles dicktionary furniture with benefits lamp red hat carpet katy perry stamp collection soul door slam... Nuff said.

[soric16]

@NeferiusX soul door slam sounds like a bitchin name for a band lol

[vocaloid939]

WAT THE F**K DID I JUST WATCH ?

[NeferiusX]

@vocaloid939 The best fucking thing in the world.... THE WORLDDD...

[CoDDevil2341]

@vocaloid939 quality

[ssjover9000Brolunks]

Awww....the website doesnt exist :'(

[LookItsCollin]

:50 is ninja brian cooking oranges? You're supposed to use a fork for that.

[Ailluas]

Ninjab Ryan frying oranges at 0:51



[Piedook]

1:12 NSC=Ninja Sex Computer

[sinicul]

....I have that same vacuum in my room right now.....

[thedarkdomino]

hahaha.... he slams the door on his dick. DICK SMASH!!!11

god you're amazing Ninja Sex Party... Where do I buy your CD???

[crashlander112]

this reminds me of the time i did the same thing

[Thewisegamer]

can you please put this on itunes? I'd buy this over dinosaur laser fight

[diashi120]

REPEAT F0:00REVER

Yeah!

[MrHappy955]

These guys are genius!

[mansonfrreak]

fuck...why do I find Danny so hot....

[P4C07h374c0]

Ninja Brian: The Ultimate Wingman

[DavionXY]

you know. in germany noONE would notice the lyrics if it was on Radio. so COM ON! go on german radio xD

[Toadsanime]

I'm unsure if I'll ever be able to see googly-eyes in a non-sexual way ever again.

[Merlandese]

Fantastic stuff. :) It looks like MS Paint is paying for itself.

[tunamitch]

wait how did he fuck the scented candles..... OH GOD

[MachineMalfunction]

Whoever plays Danny Sexbang has an abnormal amount of incredibly fashionable clothes

[MrHoboguitarist]

@MachineMalfunction nobody "plays" danny sexbang hes the real deal

[spartan117spartan]

@MachineMalfunction Ignorant fool... Danny Sexbang plays Danny Sexbang. He is the only person in this world who is qualified to play him.

[Jorfen12345]

@spartan117spartan the same goes for ninja brian...

right?

[MegaWhitePowerRanger]

@spartan117spartan Except Chuck Norris...

[toastman444]

@MegaWhitePowerRanger no Chuck Norris could not play Donnie Sexbag or Ninjab Ryan

[creatureofthedepths3]

@toastman444 ..those arent their real names. u got that from "if we were gay" its Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian...

[toastman444]

@creatureofthedepths3 Shit really?!?

(Sarcasm over 9000)

[toastman444]

@spartan117spartan correction Donnie Sexbag plays Danny Sexbang.

[Nanners456777]

Fucking someones possessions is the greatest form of flattery.

[QueenAnime99]

Best song about cargo ship ever.

[phubans]

This is fucking AMAZING. You guys are incredible. I can't believe I'm just discovering you right now, or that you guys aren't hugely more popular than this. Your music alone sounds better than anything that's on the radio right now, and your humor is superb. Well done!

[P4C07h374c0]

Anybody notice at 0:49 Ninja brian's cooking oranges?

[jackloveshisangelo]

you guys should have your own show, like flight of the conchords except even awsomer

[katgirl231]

couldnt watch this. bein surprised the demographic is male.

[DansNonProductions]

@katgirl231 Watch until past 0:35 ... Then you will understand

[katgirl231]

@DansNonProductions I did watch it lol. second time is a little funnier. idk XD first thing in the morning, maybe possibly being a girl, I dont want to think about this at all. In fact, now the chorus is kind of catchy. I admit defeat.

[lpfann]

@katgirl231 whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does that matter?

[katgirl231]

@lpfann that had nothing to do with why I couldn't watch it or not, that would be silly. And if you saw before I decided I couldnt resist it and admitted defeat. Lol you seem so negative ^.^'

[general3dill1]

this has made my wilikins dance with extreme excitment

[bemshire]

8 people had all of their things f**ked by someone

[3KS26]

You guys are musical geniuses and hilarious xD

[DStringzzZ]

This is my favorite video... Like ever.

Watched it so many times, I am in Love with it.

[ampershands]

Ninja Brian, frying up oranges like the ninja he is.

[aliasbody]

I would like to play snooker like that, without breaking...the snooker balls. :-)

[ergosphere2]

I hope you realize, NSP, that you have to release a whole album.

[oogachuckababy]

Hello, you have reached, Ninja Sex Party. Press 5 for Dick smash :)

[lemmemakeyouarobot]

lol cooking oranges 

[Imoenn]

NSP really deserves to be noticed. I've heard all of their songs over and over and even then I want to hear them again, the melodies are so catchy.

Amazing humour and amazing music writing, why aren't these guys popular?

[wrestles4food]

8 people had their pillows dick smashed

[Boomation]

Wait, was Ninja Brian cooking oranges? Brilliant...

[P4C4N0W5K1]

I want a Ninja Sex Computer.

[TomDaMooseUK]

There's two reasons why I never dislike these guys' videos! 'Cos they're awesome, and anyone that does dislike gets a visit from the Manticore!

[LividLobotomist]

...........................sub­scribed.

[6630033]

i go down stairs so does that mean i humped my stairs?

[BenLeFarfadet]

I always though that one was the best song 

[UtterlyMoot]

now I want a fried orange

[HMS564]

I would totally let you do my couch, no homo

[MimeSlayer1337]

brian was cooking oranges....

[pivotmaster9102]

Press 5 for epicness

[sasuke13gs]

he could make it so disturbing to even go into your own house but since its danny sexbang that would be more of a pleasure

[Kabbible]

You have a new subscriber.

[LoneShadowRoxas]

I lol'd when I saw Ninja Brian frying what seems to be oranges. xD

[snakeies66]

remind me not to buy this house when it goes on sale.

[Fishmasta5000]

Ahahaha "i went down on all your stairs" genious

[southparkdudz]

8people are tables that danny fucked

[TheEuparkeria]

@southparkdudz Wouldn't that be a good thing?

[southparkdudz]

@TheEuparkeria i dont know, depends if they are female or gay

[TheEuparkeria]

@southparkdudz But wouldn't everyone be glad if Danny Sexbang banged them?

[southparkdudz]

@TheEuparkeria i dont know, if he didnt cry i geuss

[takkun34]

wow

[CrimsonWolf34]

I wish I could play pool like that

[AttractiveMeat]

1:18 Fuck Comic Sans.

[BlackInfiniti247]

I want one of those robes so bad

[CasperTheWhiteBoy]

His voice, and boner, is so beautiful.

[Doomwad765]

You know...

I think this is the first time anyone's ever been filmed in bed with a door. Ever.

[XTRCST]

3...2...1....DICK SMASH!

ROFL this is classic!

[ZHIsniper]

lmao

[FoolyCoolyx989]

LOL Boner Corner pocket LMAO!!!

[runemaster123654]

@DEADpatiot then fried some oranges for breakfast....

[ItsMeLuke2]

Why am I so obsessed with this song O.O

[Captainrippoff]

front load the washer

[QueenNyx]

So creepy I had to watch it twice.

[Francolm14]

Furniture with benefits LOOOOL