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  • chuck norris better.......

  • amazing!! blows the doors off of 90 percent of the players of today..nice work steve

  • After the show he kicked his guitars ass.

  • Captain Beefheart would hire him.

  • Awful playing but great sounding guitar and amp.

  • nice guitar sir

  • If he plays with the thumb or with his teeth.....what's the fuckin deal? hes not gonna do what you haters want. He doesn't even care if you don like it. He's havin a good time and playing cool blues while you're sitting in front of the PC feeling like shit because your momma doesn't love you and takin' it on successful people like Steven. Again, he's not looking forward to pleasing anybody.

  • @jzama85 he still sounds horrible

  • I hear noise.

  • he can break your arm on 3 spots an play solo in same time!

  • how terrible

  • Looks like him and Lil Wayne have the same guitar technique and talent

  • Man,..that is truly awful....wow...nice spaz finger tapping

  • that sounded like pee and poo

  • yeauhhh...he's not that good.

  • I guess he's better at hitting people with that guitar than actually playing it.

  • almost as shit as lil wayne ... Playing only with tumb ?

  • that's one thing Chuck Norris cannot do; hats off!!!

  • c'est à gerber :D

  • what the fuck kinda phrasing was that?

  • @UngKristen

    math rock

  • Buster Keaton had a stick face too. Seagal has done some good movies against employers that commit ecological disasters and against far-right people of the Mountains. He plays guitar as an amateur but is worth to listen at.

  • People who play with their thumb suck.

    Love,

    Jeff Beck

  • Dam!!!!!! Sweet solo he can play better then Acting !!!!

  • it's the fucking blues, he plays what he feels, sure he uses his thumb, and hits a lot of open strings, but he enjoys it, that's all that fucking matters! he could kick all your asses! btw, i'm not a segal fan, just a guitarist who respects others music no matter what it sounds like.

  • @TasteForDisaster "..he plays what he feels" - He must really feel like shit. "he enjoys it, that's all the fucking matters"- A baby playing with his own feces enjoys it, too, but the parents don't encourage it. "he could kick all your asses" - The sky is blue. A chair is against the wall. There is sand at the beach. All of these statements are as relevant as your last one.

  • @fjohnson747 yes, I'm not a fan of seagul, not in the very least, I actually dislike his acting. straight face ALL the time. but I'm not the type of asshole who looks up his videos to make fun of him. and yes, he could kick your ass, and you know it. even if he does seem "lame". he could still put you in your place. babies play with they're feces? WTF? no they don't. are you fucking retarded? maybe you did, but it's not normal. playing music what you enjoy IS fucking encouraged, dipshit.

  • @TasteForDisaster he can´t kick my ass, since he will never see me. However i can listen to him here and he sucks.

  • stick to acting.......not that great at that eaither lol

  • I would never say it to his face, but that really wasn't very impressive.

  • That's some real shitty playing.Fanboys don't hate on this comment it's just the truth,If your a lead player yourself you know what I'm talking about.

  • @SRV1DOORS1HENDRIX1 yes true , but .. kudos for using

    a les paul and no pick !!!

  • come on steve!! really, little less smoke bro

  • He's a third-rate Nigel Tufnel.

  • This is mostly kind of a shame because obviously he's taught his hands to remember a few licks... but just a couple days with someone learning when and where he can do them in different keys would change everything. Playing fast, to some extent I suppose does help conceal the fact that few of the notes he's playing and overbending to actually belong in the song. Mostly he looks frustrated, like the guitar isn't cooperating with what he thinks he should be hearing.

  • why not use apick mister ur hands are waaaay the big?

  • Just goes to show as long as you're badass, you don't even need to know how to play on stage. Just be as badass as Steve. And you'll be fine.

  • LOLOLOL wtf is this LOLOLOLOL

  • WTF!

  • no pick??

  • that beats mark knopfler by far :'D

  • it seems he's on the guitar like he's acting lol

  • Man what a solo. Obviously some Mark Knopfler influence with the lack of a pick. This is one of those times where you really just have to know music to appreciate the level of technical ability on display.

  • oooo that was a tasty lick!!!!

  • lmfao he blows

  • Coming soon in next guitar hero ;)

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

  • Jesus Christ... This is why you don't play leads with your fucking thumb.

  • @wtfnowhey /watch?v=TRsMzCnQNpo ???????

  • Move over, Jimmy Page!

  • @zoomerx u shall be hanged

  • Why is Mr. Seagal killing that guitar, daddy?

  • ...not the best player in the world but he has heart.....and one helluva guitar collection.

  • well, it seems like somebody's guitar is 2 times smaller than it should be...

    xD horrible solo btw. I'm sorry, but as a professional musician, with lots of experience and world wide performing, my oppinion is that he sucks at playing the guitar.

  • Ive seen Better technique when a dog takes a shit.

  • OK now that we've seen the shitty guitar solo, all this video needs is a corny fight scene he's famous for. haha

  • that was horrible.

  • Im pretty sure that guitar neck was snapped after it made Mr Seagal play not up to standards...

  • Oh my Gawd that sucked! Looks like the chunky monkey hasn't passed a drive thru in 20 years

  • Lol. Classic.

  • Guy's a genius....wait

  • Stevie Ray Seagal

  • Lol, if he would not be able to poke my eyes out with that thumb, I might make fun at him.

  • DIG THAT WILD STYLE!!!

  • NO! Stick with martial art! You are good at that!

  • I feel sad for the guitar.

  • the only thing he isn't excessively mediocre at is being really big.

  • Lol!!! WTF!!! Biggest Epic Fail!!

  • the first few seconds were not bad ...

  • OMG thats the worst thing ive ever heard...seriously. Look at his face during the wanna-be tapping that my four year old cousin can do cleaner. He really thinks hes so badass

  • i would really love if they would turn camera around and see what kind of audience he has...

  • And this guy now owns Albert King's Flying V ... More proof that life can be so unfair.

    "Mojo Priest", my Brooklyn ass.

  • ughhhhh

  • He tickles the guitar at 0:11 !!

  • S.S. - chubby :-)

  • Oh wow, something that actually kicked Steven Segal's ass.

  • His hands are so massive!

  • at :11 i can't help but laugh!

  • We humans are the most miserable of gods living creatures on this world. For some reason witch i do not comprehend, we were put on this planet gifted with the faculty of developing our skills seemingly without limit, capable of amazing technology and evermore destructive power. So that's what we do. Ironically we are also gifted with just the enough insight to become aware of the harm and destruction that we are inflicting this world and ourselves, but never being able to help it. We're fucked.

  • i woulda judo chopped the guitar after that just to get a cheer lol

  • If you tell Seagal he sucks, he'll break your neck. Epic sound from 0:08 - 0:10

  • Hes a martial artist not a guitarist so what if he likes to have fun playing guitar once and a while?

  • Fuckin dreadful!!!

  • If this is the best he can do he really needs to eat a big slice of humble pie. I just read some of his quotes where he talks about how some of the blues greats respect him for his playing. I wonder if he paid them for their endorsements. I'm no virtuoso myself, but I admit it. This just plain sucks. There's a big difference between a solo and what he does here. He plays like a mediocre guitarist who is reaching too far beyond his talent level...never a good idea unless you're playing alone.

  • stick to the movies, man.

  • Guy needs to learn what a pick is. For christs sake don't give him a jazz one either! He needs one of those giant triangle ones!

  • @Firehawk0944 a pick is the last thing he needs, maybe some lessons or talent first. Jeff Beck gets along perfectly well minus a pick

  • @DickMotorman I wasn't going to bash the man and have him take the guitar to my face. Only recommend that he use a pick :D

  • Check-out Bruce Willis singing and playing the Blues on here (Devil Woman - Bruce Willis). Check-out all the positive comments he gets - he deserves them cos he's doing a good job.

    Now, tell me why Bruce is cool and Steven Seagal is not??? Let me tell you; there is actually no great difference in performance but the standard of comment is vastly inferior for this performer. Seagal is doing a good job here. Kudos to him.

  • Lots of jealous and cynical 'big-shots' ready to knock this guy's playing. I know you all - you go round bars saying, 'I can do that'.. Seagal doesn't go round bragging about how good he is - he knows he ain't Richie Blackmore - but he's actually NOT BAD and should be given credit. Let me tell you, I've seen and heard all you so-called hot-shots and he's BETTER than you.

    Genuine class-acts don't have to criticise others. You wankers have NO class.

  • @K3KCT Sure he does, check out his latest interview in Hustler.

  • @K3KCT "Genuine class-acts don't have to criticise others. You wankers have NO class." You tell em bro - and what fool says the most self righteous tend to be hypocritical?

  • @K3KCT No mate,trust me. You're wrong. That was definitely bad.

  • @K3KCT i'll fuck you with scissors.

  • @gnarlzbenno Ha. Immature comment from an immature person. You know, if you really want to impress me then first of all use CAPS at the beginning of your statement; secondly, don't use profanity (it demeans you, compromises your credibility); third, make the statement interesting, original - you know, something that makes for a good read. Frankly, this is poor - I'm not just saying this, but you sound like a pervert. I'd be concerned about you if I were your father. I delete your next message...

  • @K3KCT What, not the reply you were looking for? Please try and find it in your heart to bestow some of your merciful forgiveness upon me.

  • @gnarlzbenno seriously, you deserve fucking with scissors. i dont care if you are unimpressed by my grammatical incorrectness, people like you take life far too seriously, go and lick steven seagals unmusical arse and stick a thumb in your mums for me, too. as for my dad, he knows i have a deprived mind and while sometimes disappointed, for the most part has a laugh, he's not a righteous fuckwit like you. Choke on seagal's shit, cunt.

  • @K3KCT Seriously man, you must suck balls yourself at music if you play it or if your just an avid listener, your ears must be inside your arsehole. This solo is musical drivel, the phrasing is about the only thing he has going for him. He has white belt technique and his intonation is fucked. He sucks at this solo like you suck at taking a joke. I hope these messages ruin your day. :)

  • wtf

  • Damn this shit is wack

  • haha. i just spent the last half hour trying to convince my friends seagal kicks ass on guitar, then i showed them this. hahaha. big mistake

  • virtuoso

  • Rated 5 Stars for HILARITY! absoltuely terrible!

  • What the heck was 0.13 about looked like he was tickling that damn guitar or maybe its a new technique keep the day time job Mr Seagal

  • Well, I have to say, that p**sed me right off - I could do better myself!!!! What money can buy, eh...a pity as the recorded songs on YT from Mr 'Now this I'm trained for' are pretty good. Ouch...

  • hey stevey, practice makes perfect

  • He plays guitar better than he acts...

  • @babymicrobe thats not difficult

  • this is his greatest fight scene.

  • I've been playing guitar my whole life. I will now go lay down on train tracks until my misery ends. The horror.....

  • oooo what happened to the world

  • come on guys give him some credit....this dude gave us some awesome fights

  • lol.  awesome.

  • wow...

  • it sounds like someone dies in the end of the solo. I don't wonder why!

  • my ears!

  • Someone screams from horror at the end

  • i actually laughed out loud when he started tickling the guitar

  • steven seagal takes a dump on the guitar.

  • steven seagal takes shit on guitar.

  • wow steven can use some guitar lessons cuz he just sucks ass my favorite part is 11-13 sec in

  • Too bad there was no stuntman to fill in for him. lol

  • Can you say POSER?

  • wow...imagine, this is THE dude totally destroying kelly lebrock......lucky dude....

  • only a true budhist shaman could play a solo like that

  • Jesus, I never realized how big he was!  He makes that thing look like a toy! Nice playing too.

  • The sign of an axe legend: he's managing to find new notes *between* the regular ones. Impressive stuff.

  • he is the great you will ever be

  • Wow a real pentatonic solo from the big man

  • lol thats funny

  • Hey, is this the man who teached Eddie Van Halen to play guitar ?

  • OMFG...

  • Sweet job Steve!!! I totally like it man,.. you rock and you really do,.. I been playing for 19 years and I am amazed dude. sounded wicked killer... keep rockin!

  • haha thats hilarious

  • @judaspriestman123 hey not everyone can be the big man you are and log onto youtube just to talk shit all night long in continuous sentences like a trailer trash fuck who never went to school and learned to read good and who would like to suck steven segals cock while he plays this guitar solo over and over again because you like taking it in the butt from big hairy dudes who starred in the movie Under Siege and Delta Force oh wait that was Chuck Norris well you'd do him any day too for free

  • StSanders make this? hahaha

  • That's what you call a solo..................excuse me while I hang myself.

  • @diabolicdouchery

    exactly, his solo is fucked up, steven is just a beginner of blues, he's a joke compared to clapton or santana

  • @diabolicdouchery : wait for me, my friend, we'll do it together !!!!!

  • If talent was petrol, he wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle around the inside of a polo mint!

  • @thegiblins lol a hillarious comment by thegiblins!!i may have to borrow that one sumday lol!!and yes his erratic guitar playing sucked the pienis of a deformed moose and various other agricultural beasts.fact.

  • steven seagal sucks ass for a living

  • You Cn Talk Shit All You Want About Steven Still A Millionaire And Nt Sitting Infront Of A Computer Screen?

  • @ryanmcneil09 hahahaha ur a faget sitting infront of a computer screen

  • Not bad, could use a few lessons though.

  • Does he suck... or youall. Was he really playing? If he wasn´t, who sucked then?

  • Steven Seagal is the best guitarist ever!! Please don't kick my ass!!

  • @culturaleyes wow for that one i should pay a hacker to find out where you live and stomp you a new ass hole....Eddie,yngwie,vai, Angus,slash... those are the best guitar players. this is a fat shitty washed up actor who was never a good actor or guitar player...i hope he dies painfully

  • your sarcasm radar's off, genius

  • @culturaleyes haha :D

  • @culturaleyes hahaha fail

  • This is clearly the most epic solo ever made. The planets aligned.

  • worst guitar solo ever this sucks ass an my favorite part is 11-13 sec in hahaha it truely sucks

  • Steven sure needs to learn how to play guitar because he SUCKS! fuck man he just sucks soo much.

  • hes old.. hes a looser

  • jesus very bad

  • My fav part is at 11 to 13 seconds.....That was HORRID.

  • He has money, he has name, he kicked the fuck out of someone to play on that stage. His picking technique..wooow and now i'm looking over my shoulder cause he'll be here anytime to break my neck.

  • try not to like it, he will find you and kill you

  • He should ask Buddah how not to suck at guitar

  • @ultimateGodhead he's still better than you?

  • hahahahahahaha im laughing enough then he tickles it and i completely lose it!

  • Stick to Martail arts buddy

  • That was awful!

  • Can someone get the tabulature to this. My bands wants to play it in between Layla and Stairway.

  • that poor gibson goldtop. what a shame...

  • YOU STUPID MF!

  • wow this sucks.

  • OMFG taht was awesome!!!!

  • this is not real.

  • LMAO! I bet he doesn't have many critics though...

  • @BrianMorrison71 maybe he should check this thread

  • This sounds like somebody had an abortion...just fuckin' horrendous!

  • he will snap ur neck at a moments notice

  • this guy does it all...hes my hero

  • just AMAZING!! Steven Seagal is the best

  • @LawrenceEuro98 That was a joke right?

  • LOL, i love th is finger picking style. it's rare. but hey, he's got play. You go Seagal. And then get back to makin some skull cracking movies too. Luv ya man.

  • well at least he's better than kevin jonas

  • What key are we in again?