How-To Get The Ladies

[monstakilla2010]

verrrry funny

[neonstrawberry94]

u just gave me a foot long really?im a girl and ur hot but i would smack if u sed tht

[Ali18094]

Hey girl I shat my pants. Can I borrow yours?

[21mkgale]

faget

[LeGe7VDaRy]

@laceseidman Dude calm the fuck down. This video is supposed to be funny and well I laughed. If you wanna pick up the ladies First. You have to grow a pair of balls. Second. Don't act like a fuckin dumbass around them and Third. Just talk to them. You can tell if they like you or not. Its not that hard to pick up the ladies dude

[lanceseidman]

Take this video off or rename it to tell us you're trying to think you're funny. Not trying to be mean but I am trying to pickup some ladies and this was not good.

[TopTrendingTopics]

Lol. The host of our show Josh Rimer often cross-dress in his skits. You should check out his videos.

[KewlBlondie]

i wonder how that would look like for someone to walk in on you while your wearing that pink rug thing and red shirt.... yeah... thatd be weird. and awkward.

[NATESOICEY]

LMFA0 . DickLess QueeR

[AdaWongFromRE]

That thing is huge that's what she said lol

[OnCloudNin3]

yeah youre adorable..how old r u 14?

[scarlettin]

lol "thats what she said" best video ever moonstar?!

and

[selenasutherland73]

hahah

[OlyTube1]

do you yuse a greenscreen

[delakush666]

your in idiot.

[Coli0]

hyahahahhaha

[ClaraLara95]

sorry..drummer guy..this is not goin to work on any girls..lol :L

[katies3102]

lmao some advice for the guys... do not ue this on a girl hahahahahaha

best pick up line: I have skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?

XD later skater

[clayttonic]

this is a funny pick up line "that shirt is coming on you but if i was on you i would be coming to"

[HeartBreakKid1987]

Haha lol nice video dude. But its not about the pick up line, its about looks in the 1st place and character too.

[AO1350]

Is that your mom's shirt?? the red one..lol

[luvs4smiles]

haha im a girl and that wasnt awkward. it was hilarious! haha you just made my day.

[jaelentruong]

my best pick up line: wow ur so ugly i thought i might have a chance.

works every time! :)

[XsuperXsarahX1]

ttly wrong lol

[emolinerockon]

lol

[maddymeister]

your right i am a girl and this was akward!!!!

[Nightelfyo]

i took your advice, and now i think im gay, because, like in 2:07... in was a guy

jk, but havent commented too many of your videos so needed to give you a comment. great vid.

[sweetboot1]

im a guy, LOLZ!!! u rock!

[xoxcutedivaxox]

LOL UR FUNNY SIMON !!! xD

[AshleyandSerenaVideo]

oh wow! you need to lay of the drinks and think serious!

[thedingdongditch]

lmao

[dbb360]

ROFLMFAO "damn this thing is huge...thats what she said" LOL

[eeerrrrcathryn]

i just HAD to favorite when yuu were stealing and said thats what she said x) my vavorite perverted joke !!

[hi98uin14]

2:25 look like the japanies flag red

[mepassionfruit]

ppl if u dont likeee or whatever his videos then why in worldd do u even bother watching and even commenting ?!?

btw nice vid xD

[JessAndNiamh]

One time a lad came up to me n said "are u wearin spacepants??" n i said " no Y? :S" n he said "caz ur but is outa this world " x x luv the vid x x

[VIKASH8002]

143

[MapIeB0i]

LOL SUBWAY AND A FOOT LONG XD

[marinajs1995]

this one guy came up to me and hes like "is yur name rose???" and im just like "no my names marina... "then he was like "o well if it was i'd give ya 1...."(as in like give me a rose) haha it was so cute

[xxixlovexyouuxx]

LMAO

[redbricks30]

Can I borrow your video? This is cool. haha. Especially the scene about the avatar.

[mkf4848]

are you from tenessee cuz ur the only ten i see

[shaddowmist98]

lol

[crazygal6801]

one boy TRYED to hit on me by saying "if yu were a booger id pick yu first" and another one was when came back and said "did it hurt when fell from the sky?" n i was like "wtf?" and all my ffriends were like he is calling yu an angel lol random

[kmancooler11]

hmmmmmm strang i will try thAT

[LorneandTaylah]

im a girl

and my pick up line would be

"i thought the ocean was blue until i saw your eyes"

and

i thought poo was brown until i saw your eyes

best not to use that one ^

[TrollStoryBro]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[nichole8084eva]

do u work at subway cause u just gave me a footlong? oh wait that doesnt work for me cz ima girl lmao nevermind!! haha

[BubbleGumBabyyy]

you're cute and funny:)

[TheHateYourFACE]

i'm a girl but this was awesome rofl.

btw,

i lost my mobile number, can i borrow yours? ;)

rofl :D

[MrMegaWizard]

that vid did not help at all,im loney

[TheHateYourFACE]

LOL :)

Blesss ;) :D rofl

[DarkCookieMonster]

lmao im a girl and a guy said to me that same pick up line that you did o.0

[xBiZarre4]

Nice vid and you're cute :P

[Giamaliva]

... im a girl, n u have 1 thing right, when a girl tells u to do sumthing u have to do it haha :)... yeah when people dont do what i say, its gets pretty ugly...

[xBiZarre4]

that's called being selfish haha :)

[randomgurl344]

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!"

[LunyLovegood]

Pick up line : i love everybone in your body, including mine!

[babay682]

Haha wow

[ITFilmz]

Ill be using this when it comes in handy ;)

[ghostdawgs]

is ur name Gilet cause ur the best a man can get =P

[sindaccos]

this is rubbish. He is jus trying to mimic shanedawson look at his acting it sucks he stutters all the time get some original ideas and you might get famous

[southivong70]

i dont really use this pickup line but its a good one 'are you from tennessee cuz ur the only ten i see :D'

[HooverIncorperated]

are you an angel,cause i swear you just fell from heaven!i have had that used on me!!

[hotstac89]

i love you

[sannycool]

LOL do you work at subway coz u just gave me a footlong =)

[atllover1104]

these are really funny. best pickup lines are harry potter ones.

[MehNameIsComedy]

1)Hey I am just like a rubix cube! the more u play with me the harder i get.

2) Those clothes look good on you. I bet they would look better on my floor :P

3) (the winner) HEY BITCH SUCK IT!

[rand0malex]

"do you live at subway? cuz you just gave me a foot long?" omg!!! i sarted cracking up at that part!

[FFXobsessed]

rofl, its do you WORK at subway xD

[itsmemimi8]

Im a girl) lol yah the alphabet pick up line is so famous i agree but i heard ths other one ( come hear and sit on my lap lets talk and see wat pops up) yah ive been hearing tht 1 alot lol

[puppilove1996]

i think the most famous pick up line is

"if i could rearange the alphabet, i would put u and i together

[sapphire9794]

Lol. Haha, Your funny :)

[Gbrookelyn14]

your funny = ]. lol i am a girl but I heard this pick up line. "hey, nice top. but it would look better on the floor." LOLZ

[ne0nLove]

"Start the car! Start the Car!"

haa ha funny :P

=]

[thealyshowrockz]

haha your hot and just want to say and yes im a girl but i have 20 guy friends so i know but start making them laugh and talk to them alot and that is it haha your hot in this vid just giving you the new update kayy

[TheBadPizza]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha

[babegirl1818]

lolz nice

[jazz10123]

FAIL EPIC FAIL LOL

[Habboplayer2]

omg stalker....you go to my grocery store...Safeway! ha

[mepassionfruit]

:> im a girl too .. :P whatever.. ur a commedian.. what am i supposed to say ??? haha :))) good job man :) really cool ... ;) seriously...:P

[mepassionfruit]

godd now all girls say that this is akward just becuz u said it :)))) haha :-j

[Pancakes22243]

wow. your hot in this vid. :)

oh and i like it when your boyfriend like randomly comes up and puts his arm around u or just randomly starts holding your hand, cuz it shows that he actually wants to be close to u :)

and when my boyfriend moves my bang out of my face and then kisses me<3 its really sweet and more guys shuld do tht cuz none of my friends boyfriends do tht.

so just some suggestions!! :)

[HOLEYPOOP]

i like it when a guy keeps asking for high fives. because it means hes a dork, (which i like) and it means he wants to keep touching my hand.((:

and when they compliment about what you wear or anything about you.

and when they just come up to you and talk. you shouldnt have to start the conversation, they should.

[DelectablexSquares]

Haha yes you got hot again

[secretchristian]

00:33

Extremely ovulating?

Doing anything for a girl? Extremely ovulating. - huh?

[FFXobsessed]

lmfao, extremely awkward

[randomgurl344]

well my guy freind was tellin me a whole bunch of diff pick up lines and the only one that i remeber was gurl are ur parents asshole cuz u r DA SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! god ma friends r weird

[anterdecasa]

haha....nice one...very funny

[brianamcbride57]

i hate when guys use like, the lame, always heard pic up lines like 'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together' its like 'if u could make ur own fuckkin' pickup line u'd be cuter' haha ;p

[vpierce002]

haha my favorite :)

There's something on your shirt.... my eyes!

haha awesome vid

[FieldHottie75]

that was awkward ps. ur hot! LOL

[GETRANDOMIZED]

awkward.

[Kish069]

Ever tryed,

Is your dad in jail, For stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?

or

I Hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away?

or a really shit one...

Can i please borrow a dollar, i told my mum i would call her when i fell in love.

haha, pick up lines are the best :P

[cammirox64]

u r so retared

[cmb6677]

ummm will u go out with meh ill send u a pic of meh if u wnt or u could c a vid

[LissyandMandy]

ha ha i love hearing the stupid pick up lines guys use lol when they say them to me i just want to burst out laughing

[itzdayjaandyouknowit]

Ightt .Well this video is funny(: & your cute ;p but dont worrie i aint no grl wanna ask you ou or go out with you lmao. Well anyways you got myspace ?

[avidreader4ever]

haha lol that was funny! nice glasses!

[MsDrummergirl00]

oh hell no hes sexy and funny and charming will u go out with me plz i will send u a pick of me if i have to

[lalalaninini]

YOU HAVE ME!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOOUUUUU<3 marry me PLZ.

[cssdude9]

damn this things huge.thats what she said

[cheeringrl74]

did you just fart? cuz you're blowin me away! haha, thts a pick up line.

[mrbeydoun]

A real man dosent go up to a girl on the streets to get her number how low are we as a society do we not think twice?

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[nextstophere]

Pickup lines:

Hey babe, let's go back to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, then multiply!

#2:

Be like walmart babe. When I go on your carpet, open up so I can come inside.

[teetee996112]

Omg I was washing cars in my batheing suit 2day I swear there was at least 25 sk8r dudes sitting watching with there mouths open I was like um don't u guys have sumwhere to be and one of em triped and fell so I helped him up I was like scared to bend over I don't feel in the mood to get raped LOL my mind was like holy crap hot dudes LOL well when it comes down to it I'd dump anyguy to be with u Simon remember that

[brockzanfan]

wow, you've got quite the imagination.

you're a loser.

next time, make the story believable

[teetee996112]

how about you fuck off you don't know me and it was true so FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[applesandsugar26]

guys please don't try those seriously cheesy pick-up lines? they are SO AWKWARD.

[nievesteve]

haha

[XRarrDinosawX]

If you drum, drum :D

Sorta funny video

[Studdz04]

nice try bud

good luck in the future

:)

-studdz04

[bhemmie]

U work at UPS cause u just saw u checkin out my package...

[superb037]

...

[takahashiwongwong]

you are so hott!!

[RaeRaeRaven123]

I'm a girl it tWas akward. But boyz If u want a girl, dnt b sooo like straightfoward or else you'll get kicked in the balls and if it's a girly girl shell peper spray you. Unless the girl u talk to is a girl who passes on from guy 2 guy. Lol

[sammie19852002]

here is my pick up line Simon, hey Simon will u do me yes i mean right now.......

[SmithVlogs]

Haha best pick up line, "did you just fart cause you blew me away"

[carameldreamz101]

okay, some guys in order to get a girl, they either say "what it do shawty." or "damn, girl u have a nice ass." lol...but nice guys would say, "hey wats up."

[SamxxRawrr]

Omg!

i guy said to me that wen he saw me his heart skipped beats.

i was like...."..uhm hi?"

lol it was soo funny!

the guy was like can i have ur #? and i was like ".....?" and he kept repeating it and he turned away and i ran

[Smiebakken123]

yo drummer cool^^

[soniaamariee]

omgosh, someone did actually use the foot long pick-up line on me and i was just quiet and then he repeated it and then i started laughing then he turned around and ran in the other direction, i feel bad cuz i think i hurt his feelings. ha, oh well.

[sportiishortiiXO]

lol this was funny :]

[mona10123]

woww i'm a girl.......weird but funny

[JED7770]

yeah im a girls super awkward and i watched it with my brother (really awkward) but it was so funny lolz

[MainstreamPivot]

lol niec

[Funkyhats]

hilarious!

[littleyellowduckies]

Haha only one time have i ever been in a situation like that. This guy walks up to me at the store and says, you're so beautiful you made me run into that wall over there, so now i need ur name and # for insurance purposes, boys that one will always work!!!

[lovesmusic121]

Im a girl and for me is akward.

[xAnnneeeee]

just donnt ust pick up lines,

if u like someone just be nice and just give her [ or him if your a girl] a complimnt

[robertacozminca431]

akward..i'm a girl...this is ...i don't now ....

[bieberonthebrain]

OMG cheesy pick u plines get meh...any guy who does that says cheezy pick up lines gets my heart. haha i can't help it lol. really funny!

[xXxSydxXx14]

Hahaha, yeahhh that was awkward. (I'm a girl) But it was still funny! The sad thing is though, that I've actually heard that pick up line before. And no it doesn't work. LOL

[buckcherrysucks]

do your feet hurt cause youhave been walking in mind all day thats what i use and some are you analien cause are out of this world

[guineapiggirl123]

that was so hacing funny lol

[xXEMOxOWEMXx]

lmao ... your funny dude ... the subway pick up line got me ... my face was like "oh really?! "

[roxysurfer102]

LMAO "Fucking bitch"

[xXFreakAttackXx]

hahahahah lol thats fucking awsome ^_^

[JonahX8]

"Does ur dad work for snapple cuz u look like ur made from some of the best stuff on earth"

[ZipAKAClubzipper]

did u just fart, cuz you blew me away!

you can plunger my dungeon anytime ;)

&

are you pichachu cuz i wanna take a peek at chu!

[xkenerzx]

im a girl..akward:O lol jk

this is hilarious xD

[Alvinwhatup2]

lol i googled grocery store, and got the two pics you used lolz xD

[goddesscharisse1867]

i'm a girl. #1, be urself and be nice. 2 everyone even when ur not around her (or him. i don't judge)

[Stormybabe17]

LOL!!!!

[XOXOKaitlyn11XOXO]

hah nicee!! this was funny! i loved it

[Kaitou28]

Lol nice one dude that was freaking hilarious

[xsingaholicx]

hahha thats funny

'hey do you work at subway, you just gave me a footlong'. xD

[TheMoustacheParty]

not sure why I said guys as in plural?

[TheMoustacheParty]

good stuff guys. keep up the good work. definitely going to subscribe. accept our friend invite. p.s. check out our "TransFinders" video if you have time lol

[DDRandDSLover]

LOL!

where do you get those girl clothes from @_@

[LikeBamItsKaren]

Hahaha, lmao. Hilarious! xD

I cracked up @ the Subway part. Lolol!

[echo1v]

Meh, you look to young kid to be introduced into the world of the ....

[scorpion007ism]

#1rule dont fuck up

[PIMPOLICOUS96]

haha hilarious

[princepsd]

:O wowzaz

[luvdajobros]

youre cuute [;

[krislux24]

ur cute

[susievicto]

how old ru?

[TIissohot]

i am a girl and i have heard this pick up line before

if u r a pirate wich shoulder would u like ur bird on??

this shoulder or this shoulder (slowly puts arm around shoulder)

[dreamnovyu98]

Your kinda cute.

[MishysWords]

like you can =P joke

[Delta9704]

lol the picture of the store behind you

[sadspong3]

dang thats not the worst pick up line thats the ... oddest 1 the worst pickup line ive gotten is probally too inapropriate to post...sexualy speaking

[XxKirstinxScottxX]

haha the geek one is true, and im a girl but this wasn't awkward =D

[mamaslittlegamer]

I'd be surprised if that actually worked. If that subway line works on a girl

i wouldn't want to see wat she looked like. ps video was funny

[JED7770]

lol LMAO that was so funny omg ur really cute

[FlameAnime246]

To Natatchka: Okay, first of all, I couldn't find the comments. And second, your totally right. Just cool it, be who you are. Really simple, but it could work.~~

[conversecutie1234]

haha

shut up just go!

[Bs1997]

"We'll they've seen my Avatar i guess"

LMFAO

[lostblonde15]

hahaha ur so cute

[TheRockinMania]

Wow this is similiar to the guys at my school in front of me O.o

[WeirdIsMe1]

HaHa .. : )

[Skaterskydragon]

That was good.. :D lol

[TaraKyli3]

hahahahahhhaahahah LMFAOO ! OMqq halariious !!! ilyy

[NatandDavidLover]

this video was AWESOME and HILARIOUS!!!

it was a lot like Shane Dawson's videos!!!

and he makes a amazing videos!!!

5 stars!!!! :)

[jessey2k]

or do what i did and teach them chi

[majorcutie6060]

i belive that is 5 words just saying though just saying

[majorcutie6060]

i heard it diffrent i heard

...me and you add the bed subtract your closte dived your legs and pray to god yew dont multiply! lolz hhaha

[majorcutie6060]

and if yew r a girl this is going to be exteamly accward soo funny lolz i am a girl

[phantomwolf56]

i'm a girl and i love it when a guy tries a pick up line it's so funny and cute you can't help but say yes...except if it's gross cuz then your just going to get slapped.

[sKiTtLeZ5757]

i am a girl and i found this histarical

i was hanging with my friend and he was telling me that me and sam didn't need to help him get a girl friend because he got one anyway by telling her "You Glow Brighter Than My Favorite Light Saber" i told him that was the corniest line ever but at least he got the girl

o and this one time i had a best friend that tried out his pick-up lines and told me "Girl,do u have a job cause your working on me"

and also "heavens crying cus they just lost an angel"