"Bananas"

[slovak80]

Have you seen x-rays of mr????HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lustre5]

HYSTERICAL! 

[ramonlg21]

Something's missing... but I don't get it.

[shonty777]

I'm so glad Hollywood produces such classic humor. Bollywood is so uptight, fake, humorously naive and not just into dysfunctionality.

[snr1987a]

"...I love leprosy, I love cholera and I love all major skin diseases!" xDDD

[greg5566]

You're immature--sexually, emotionally, and intellectually.

Yeah, but what other ways?!

[greg5566]

This is one of my all-time favorite scenes, when she makes him guess what's wrong with him.

[louiecostello]

"so you do love me?"

"no i dont love you, but its not that..."

[ChristianPaul75]

Love the idea how he becomes the dictator of a banana state just to impress a girl. *g*

[rodeo179]

"you're immature... emotionally, sexually, and intellectually..

"yea, but what other ways"

hahahahahaha

[xynixie]

"Do you have fun when you're with me?" ... "Noooo..." LOL

[lustre5]

Thanks for the following: Runny eyes, LOL's, general hysteria!

[allflip99]

I've had dating experiences like this!!

[dynya742]

I love this so much. "Well, where could we get it to go?"

[mydogalice]

I love pygmies who have leprosy.

[6Baby6]

"Well I laugh a lot...sometimes you don't laugh."

lol

[Sirelde]

Best break-up scene ever!

[lohiau]

I had a feeling this might be on YouTube and I am so glad. This has got to be one of the best classic Woody Allen dysfunctional relationship dialogues. Nobody else has portrayl the maddening paradox of relationships as well as he has.

[ProfPecs]

So clever and insightful. Clever: "What it is not" holds the piece together and allows for so many funny possibilities. Insightful: picks up on the surprisingly frequent situation where one partner has no idea that the other has fundamentally gone off the relationship.

[DungeonSpain]

Curiously I went to NYC last month and in Union Square, I heard a conversation almost identical to this one .... are all New Yorkers so mixed up that Woody was able to portray it so exquisitely it over 35 years ago .. ? I'm British and therefore see Americans more objecticely ... and so does Woody.

[chrispollock]

I see it more as a woman thing than a relationship thing, acctually. Notice, Woody tried to counter every move logically and stay on topic

[petracic]

They were married in real life. I bet there were some funny moments but I remember she had a "pot" problem and he was always uptight about drugs and alcohol.

[86kinky86]

if we both receive it may work...

[misterpunchy]

I've always loved this scene. Perfect. Thanks for posting it.

[Animallover1890]

Awesome

[bakapowaaa]

this guy is awesome !!

[davidcononie]

You can't change a womans mind, great ditty

[SoleHeart]

I love Woody Allen and Louise Lasser

[zgole]

"I love leprosy..."

Fantastic!!!

[sbhathena]

It's funny- she's Mary Hartman even when she isn't Mary Hartman