Jay Z - 99 Problems

[ThUnD3RKiNg14]

Please rise for the Battlefield 3 Anthem.

[jcarraco]

If you Haven Weed Problems I feel Bad For You Son I Have 99 Bowls And A Pipe Aint One HIT ME!!

[snowdjagha]

if you like sex violence don't feel bad for me, son.

i get 99 spanks and i won't miss one! HIT ME!

[Lukasitoable]

i took arrow in the nee

[TERRORDACTYL667]

@Lukasitoable you have adventure problems i feel bad for you son, i took 99 arrows, my knee aint take one

[DojajaX]

@Lukasitoable fuck you

[nickcooze]

That was when Jay Z was real without rihana and other bitches,,,,when he had his own balls....good old times

[fulocje]

I got 99 problems and Kidsingers are 1

[LordOfArms1]

My girlfriend got 99 problems but her tits aint 1

[xJayRees]

@LordOfArms1 that's just.. awful.

[WebberLil]

@xJayRees how

[dogeatme]

wtf they censored bitch?

[septimiufly]

why the fuck its gay-z a suggestion on a Tupac video ?!? c'mon youtube please separate thru rappers and followers by thouse faggots lucifer worshippers !!

[magepunk9]

You not even fucking Real,.

[sWingaNinja]

censoring this song is like censoring porn.

[BAYareAOakRaIder]

Fuck him he shouldnt be here

[kakashiroxs1234]

if u got girl problems i feel bad for u son i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one um WATS wrong with the origanal!

[boobieviolator123]

@kakashiroxs1234 speak English dude.

[kakashiroxs1234]

yo if u got cridicts on u i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a dumb a aint one

[christophertheflyboy]

4:20 that no probleme for me

[MrGosteelers56]

If you got 99 Donuts cause a Bitch ate one .Thumbs up

[atcqrapfan]

if this is underground then why is it censored?

[arghydoodles]

>underground

>Jay Z

[wordsforchrist]

If you like Dr Dre, Just Blaze, Kanye West, Lex Luger, DJ Premier, J Dilla and other producers you'll love my work!

[123panjshere]

He HAS JUST ONE PROBLEM I WANA FUCK HER WIFE BEYONCE,,, AHHAHA

[SoldierReaper]

Thumps up if pelham 123 brought you here

[validjam]

if your having cleanup problems i feel bad for you son, i have 99 chores and i didnt do one- Lay Z

[PatrioticPanda5]

Typical.. Video goes for 4:20..

[XxM3RCURyxX]

if you making arrow jokes i feel bad for you son ive seen them 99 times haven't laughed at one

[chase110297]

@XxM3RCURyxX if you've got skyrim problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 arrows and my knee took one.

[PThorpe11]

*someone on youtube

"and then i took and arrow to the--"

*takes arrow to the knee

"knee"

[tincey123]

@PThorpe11 fag

[jasonNanterre]

battlefield 3 :)

[sumsum961]

i got 99 problems but the Jay Z aint one come hit me pussy

[parkyisgod]

If you're having bakery problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 donuts and a hotcross bun

[Deface94]

@parkyisgod hahahaaaaaa

[flyguy2347]

Having girl problems I feel bad for you son, Jay z got problems & lyrics the main one.

LOLOL.

[synthelabo]

rick rubin's mega beard is epic

[TheJokeFigure]

Thumbs up if you Listen this Song after Duke Nukem forever

[ArTzxDc]

what a bitch!

[OhHitmarkers]

ive got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate 1!

[sumsum961]

@OhHitmarkers  ahahaha da best

[TheCod4mania]

FUCKING censure

[OesteSider]

ahahah two top comments made me laff.!!

[ghostgamer96bro]

Enough WITH THE FUCKING ARROW JOKE FUCK!

[iRowannn]

I got 99 arrows, but my knee took one.

[tincey123]

@iRowannn fag ur gay

[razbitshit]

crazy how it looks like a 90's video when it was released in 2003...

[s3xydaviid]

The reason he didn't have girl problems is cuz he couldn't get any: REAL TALK

[BeefSuet]

Fucking censored bs

[miIfhunterr]

i got 99 to do lists, but i did aint one

lay-z

[waltherleone3]

ILLUMINATI PUPPET

[TheCocco97]

I got 99 doughnuts but a bitch ate one

[SLBjr1]

I got 99 problems but being high aint one 4:20

[kingoftroy05]

I got 99 problems and all of em are bitchess :/

[ColeclarkFAN1]

i got 99 problems, but an arrow aint 1.....

[freddykingsley]

why was casket and gat censored

[20bball10]

1:15

killed it fucc the police.!!

[asd1asdnew]

bf3?

[Thepapergunmaker1997]

this song sounds plain,rather like listening to 99 problems Linkin park ft. Jay Z ,it fills all the blank gaps between the music,a perfect fit!

[DCCLAGGx]

Got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one.

[izzy3503]

I *bleep* hate censorship -____-

[aRkLeY70]

It kinda sucks when they have to bleep practically the main lyric of the song...

[Edric7]

This should be OJ Simpsons theme song.

[Trentster66]

My names Jay-Z i can't make up my own songs so i take good songs like forever young and turn them into crap

[ElCholo2579]

i got 99 problems and cencorship is one

[lilsparrow1997]

lol ends at 420

[Uns33nskillz]

i remember wen jay used to shoot videos in the hood, now he forgot wut it even look like

[O6M6F6]

dear jay z i got 99 problems but a newborn aint one

[07debieuxc]

If you have adventure problems I feel bad for you son,

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[allamicandude]

@07debieuxc unfortunately it wasnt your hand so you coulnt type that over killed comment

[gohan2064]

JAY-Z IS THE BEST

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my favorite part is with the officer

[murtadi007]

This video was fucked up when I was 9 years old. 

[iMegaPwn]

Blue Ivy Carter , Jay Z's 100th problem.

[WhatJagexNeeds]

if you havin arrow problems i feel bad for you son, i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1

[Twobigcheekens]

@WhatJagexNeeds LEGENDOFTHUDER

[arif95arshad]

@WhatJagexNeeds nikce one !!!

[tgodwizkhalifa]

@WhatJagexNeeds hahaha soooo stupid but i love it made me laugh a shit ton

[ferglovesguitar]

@WhatJagexNeeds omg so good man hahahaha

[b0ngsNhErbs]

@WhatJagexNeeds Your name is what jagex needs, you obvs play runescape. and use skyrim refrences. You're a faggot.

[b0ngsNhErbs]

@WhatJagexNeeds is what jagex uses*

[sightlysuperset]

@WhatJagexNeeds its "adventuring problems"

[Darkane12345]

@WhatJagexNeeds You are filth that doesn't acknowledge real music. I bet you'd get hit with all one hundred arrows, and it won't be to the knee. If you think you are so witty with your rhymes. Maybe you should put the effort into a real track. Instead of making yourself be apart of a plague of nerds.

[RandomVidsMaker]

fack vevo



[TheBlackscooters]

I got 99Problems and beyonce is one !



[Tsab00]

THIS IS HIP HOP!



[Superromi15]

U got Beyonce man?? No Offence!

[lyrsisttillthedeath1]

YES I AM SPAMMING, I honestly don't have money for crazy promo, I pay the bills for my mother, whom has Breast and Bone cancer ( Proof I'm not lying on my channel ), The point is do NOT pity me or none of that stuff, I just want to be heard, I stick up for the li guy, the underdog, that kid who got picked on day n day out, I used to be fat and ugly, now I'm gettin hit up by the girls who turned me, concept is life is what you make it! sub, comment,rate, thumbs this up? THANKS FOR ANY SUPPORT!

[janggun9001]

i got 99 problems and cencoring is one

[HolgerTM]

i got 99 problems and SOPA is one

[2666679]

Check my mix watch?v=nEfV-y2Ul7g

[HelenPhilpots]

WOOOO! Awesome! "Son do you know what i'm stopping you for?'

[TheWxdz]

So what happens after the k9?

[gerberberick908]

i got 99 ______ but/and a ________

[TomBrandon121]

I got 99 Pikachus but not a shiny one...

[robertdasxcbeast]

I got 99 pikachu's but not a shiny 1? .... mannn I got the cards unfolding, pokemon balls rolling patrolling around holding down the game hard, got a 10 pack with a shiny charazard, But not one shiny pikachu card? slap my mums face, retard. It's her fault she said this would be fun! but i got 99 pikachu's but not a shiny one :/

[PurpleHazeMonsta]

i honestly clicked dis vid for the pic lol

[TheSexygurl28]

i gott 99 problems but changin diapers is one. danmmit

[EthanW94]

Jay Z yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[EthanW94]

arrow to the knee jokes are old its time for milk drinker jokes

[EthanW94]

if you don't listen to Jay Z your a milk drinker

[MrIncredible2293]

No one is probably gonna read this

Im just gonna type it any way because i feel at least one person will

i'm a rapper. I know theres like 1million of those in this world

But please check my tracks out n subscribe if you want thanks and

I would love nothing more than to have a decent following on youtube from people

if anyone? who reads this could press the THUMBS UP other people will see it

just a simple button press could make my dream come true =) Thank u

God Bless /watch?v=8819E2LKxvM

[ThreeProphets]

What the fuck kind of sissy censors "cask".

[WoNG603]

Wtf whats the point of this song it blocks most of the words out!

[19Srbija96]

BF3 <3

[korneeltje1]

illimunati

[PACMonopoly]

u was doing 55 in a 54... lol.. datz sum bogus shit

[Beastm0dexD]

Censored music is like censored porn -__-

[totallyradefoo]

i got 99 problems and they all gay ass niggas just like you weano12 & wisey6689

[EthanW94]

@totallyradefoo Jay Z is hova=god

[1markrite]

Hugo version so much better

[weano12]

Jay-Z has vowed never to use the word "bitch" again. I guess he has 100 problems now.

[wisey6689]

jesus can walk on water jayz can swim through land

[wisey6689]

767 people flipped their screen upside down so they could like twice

[sirprincy]

100 Problems but a baby aint one.

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

"Gat" is definitely a bad word. Thanks for making this song kid friendly.

[yodioutsiders]

only 3 million views? really? !!! I downloaded the mp3 with  MelodyQuest . com for free bit.ly\yHNrLk !

[jkakadj]

JAY-Z got a 100 problems

because he can't use the word BITCH!

[kldgolfer1]

If you having incest problems, I feel bad for your son. He's got 1 hot mom with a nice round bum.

[Bebe2020Mega]

mmm ok. am go listen to Tupac..

[shadowhawk2496]

if ur having blanket problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but an itch ain't one

[theitanic]

I Got 99 Probleems Mw3 its the 1 !!!

[egetobebeto]

this sh*tty uncensored f*ck song ıs so sh*t... dayyum n-gga

[DavidSaltwellFilms]

i had 99 cookies but a bitch ate one. :/

[TuguGuru]

@DavidSaltwellFilms Are you Cookie Monster?

[marioad180]

Make that 101 problems now

[Tonyhibbs]

I never understand what these arrow jokes are about. Someone please tell me ?

[poopsackification]

@Tonyhibbs theres this video game called "skyrim" and something in it has something to do with taking an "arrow to the knee".. i dont reallly get it either .. the games nerdy as fuck haha

[Trollbox123]

I used to have 99 problems just like j-z

until i took an arrow to the knee

[xReZiNzHD]

what a fag! Blue ivy is weed wa a druggy

[subsidymustgo]

OJ got 99 problems but a bitch def aint one...

[idkagoodname010]

"Jay-z's a father now so he can't have fun, I guess he has 99 problems, and a new born is one"

[PdubzCrew]

Jay Z youtube video comments consist of

50% Illuminati comments

20% Jay Z and Beyonce daughter comments

20% Either how people love his music or hate his music

10% Skyrim, arrow to the knee jokes

[NelielxKitty]

i liked Jayz until i took an arrow to the knee

[tirokroketass]

DIE JAY-Z

[stefan23productions]

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