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  • ED YOUR STORY'S GETTING WEIRD!

  • 2:17 Am I the only one who feels that it is fitting that Tentacles' face shows up?

  • new favorite movie.

    Oh god this thing was so awful. Thank you so much for uploading it.

  • This is probably a good movie to watch while stoned.

  • wow all those so called peaceful atlanteans seem to enjoy watching an entire group of rats made into psychos and left to the mercy of an evil doctor,

  • 12 people minds have been destroy

  • I wonder if I'm the only one that realizes that Top Conners (the mouse in sailor suit) ended up growing old and becoming a grandfather at the end of the previous movie and yet here he's doomed to live forever! WTF? They can't even keep their own fucked up continuity straight!

  • @cujoedaman It's probably like in Baron Münchausen, in the end Grandpa Conners tells to his nieces: "And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death!"

  • this is what they show to the guys on Clockwork Orange (or on Robot Chicken) as torture

  • I legitimately think these guys tried to summon Satan and his minions with this fuckin' monstrosity. God. Augh. D:

  • I hate to say this. But the Star Wars Holiday Special is a lot better than this.

  • THE WORST MOVIE IN ALL OF CINEMA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well, that was a peice of shit to watch.

  • Only one thing comes to mind....CALL IN JUDGE DOOM AND USE A INTERMODAL TANKER FILLED WITH "THE DIP" TO SPRAY ALL OVER THIS HORRID PIECE OF SHIT ON FILM AND PLACE A "ORDER 66" ON WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT TRILOGY OF HORRID ANIMATION!!!!!!!!

  • If I ever find out my child saw the James Cameron Titanic, I will never show her this.

  • WHAT THE EFFIN HELL WHERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Makes me want to buy this pathetic piece of shit and BEAT THE FUCKNG HELL OUT OF IN WITH A CROWBAR AND TAKE IT TO A SHREDDER AND TURN IN TO A JA-ZILLION PIECES!!!

    (Panting) oh i feel soooo better already!

  • i seriously hope that everyone who worked on this was smashed when they did and the actors were just the crew filling in becasue who in their right mind would actually give something like this a budget? there is no plot, or at least no good one, there is no message like the last one with save the whales, and the titanic is seen as mythical and is taken to the island of forgotten things, becasue no one remembers it, what the fuck is wrong with this thing, these people should be punished.

  • "So how do we end this movie?"

    "Well I don't know, but I'm thinking it should feature an enormous rat mental patient sexually assaulting a nurse, followed by a dance."

    Thank you very much for uploading this. I feel so much better about all other movies by comparison.

  • I just love how the copy-paste images like in sponge bob square pants

  • I felt like stealing Voldemort's wand, pointing it at me, and yelling "AVADA KADAVRA!!!!!!!" at every person who worked on this movie.

  • for all peaple the watched the legend of the titanic -WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO STELLA AND WHY IS CAP CONNER FORGETTING HIS MARREGE AND DANCEING WITH ANOTHER GIR AND FOR NOT TELLING STELLA THAT OH MABYE I MIGHT STAY ON A FUCKING LSLAND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT TELLING YOU FIRST STELLA! then agan you had to see the first movie to

  • What... the fuck... did I just watch....

  • Tentacool disliked this 39 times

  • @Saturnstales Nope he liked this fucktard 12 times

  • this was made by aquaman on LSD What hell did i just watch

  • O_O... Oh Nostalgia Critic! I have a present for you! 8)

  • A shiver was what I felt when I saw that mice-gone-mad scene. Everything that happened was...beyond the moral horizon. How can they play it like as if this is what he deserved with that face at 2.15? Why. What.

    I feel so awful

    This movie

    why

  • 1 14 RAPE

  • Wasnt the mouse married? Where'd she go?

  • dear nostalgia critic, you must. you simply must review. 

  • Seriously, this movie combines The Little Mermaid, An American Tail, Sealab 2020, and All Dogs Go To Heaven.

  • this is dumb and with the exception of the titanic story being lumped its not unforgivable far from it

  • 2:16 oh god not the rape face again!!!

  • Something I just realized:

    The rats can breath underwater and what not. That means they already had the elixir. Which means they had the means they would have had with the elixir to take over the world.

    Doesn't that mean, you know, that this entire movie was one huge fucking plot hole?!?

  • i've just been mindfucked. the only thing i can do now i laugh manically *muah ha ha ha ha MUAH HA HA HA HA*

  • 1:14 rat rape! RAT RAPE!! FUCKING RAT RAPE!!! god damn it i give up.

  • This isn't Garbage Pail Kids bad, but man it beats the Room.

  • The awfulness of this film seeps into the fourth dimension. I don't get it... I just don't...

  • .... what is wrong with those rat? i could care less though. THIS MOVI SUCK!!!!!

  • You cannot grasp the true form of this movie... ever...

  • 1:14 Oh looks what a wonderful kids movie it tells them all about evil sharks, evil rat, merpeople and sexual assult. WTH? <3 xxx

  • Yeah, doesn't this remind you SO MUCH about the titanic?

  • Part 1

    That there's only one word that could possibly sum this movie up. You wanna know what that word is? I'll tell you:

    *singing* Iiiiiiit's Supercrapafuckarifficexpialabu­llshit! A film so bad the censors really oughta go and pull it, sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with bullshit, Supercrapafuckarifficexpialabu­llshit! Fuckalilyfuckalie, fuckalilyfuckalie! Fuckalilyfuckalie, fuckalilyfuckalie!

  • @DeepEye1994 *singing* Here's a film that's so awful I'd rather have a guy, come circumcise me with an ax and poke me in the eye! I'd rather drink a giant bowl of ape and monkey splooge, and there's another MILLION things that I would rather do!!! Supercrapafuckarifficexpialabu­llshit! A film so bad the censors really oughta go and pull it, sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with bullshit, SUPERCRAPAFUCKARIFFICEXPIALABU­LLSHIIIIiiiiiIIIT ! ! ! ! !

  • @DeepEye1994 How did you find the words for your song? But yeah, WHAT WENT THROUGH THEIR MINDS WHEN THEY MADE THIS??

  • @mrjonify100 You really don't recognized the song? It's the song that the Nostalgia Critic sang in the end of his "Batman & Robin" review---> watch?v=e4pFtvGGngw

    This movie is the worst movie I've ever seen. Along with Garbage Pail Kids. In my opinion, the worst movies ever aren't the ones that are badly directed (like Plan 9 from outer space, The room, Manos the hands of fate), but the movies that really pisses you. That makes you angry and wish that they were never made, like this one.

  • @DeepEye1994 Oh sorry. I really didn't know the Nostalgia Critic actually sang that

    in his "Batman and Robin" review.

  • I think I've found a reason why this planet is rotten.

  • Why did I watch this. I think I need a psychiatric treatment to make me forget about this.

    Oh yeah, a lobotomy should do it...

  • I'm pretty sure Nostalgia Critic is gonna crack and review this

  • So the sailor mouse had a family and grew old in the first movie...but now he's living on a magically uncharted island....this makes no sense! You know what this means! THe first movie was a lie!

  • i know a way to redeem yourself from this shit. just watch "This is BioShock" rap from teamheadkick/machinima that should be good enough.

  • ...well, I guess they couldn't fully desecrate the actual corpses of the Titanic shipwreck if they didn't completely rebuild the Titanic itself and move it to a fantasy island. I still think this one is better than its predecessor if only for the fact that it isn't part of some "Save the Whales!" campaign. That, and I do still enjoy the crazy stupidness of this movie's fantasy elements.

  • I have just one tiny little question.

    What the fuck did I just watch?!!!!!

  • This movie has given me hope that Heaven exists, because I just caught a 90 minute glimpse of Hell.

  • @Neverhoodian I agree that was a good part but the best part is when Tenta..I mean Octo....the pink shame of nature flashed the screen for a second. If u slow it down u can see the devil holding ur very soul in his hands......thank u movie...u have sent me to hell u pile of SHIT ASS FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

  • THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC HAS TO REVIEW THIS!!!!

  • @BiliRubinLP

    no way, i mean for gods sake when he heard the last movie existed he almost killed himself, he he reviews this one, he will probably either die form the it, or kill himself. i know i was ready too, this shit is so bad, so bad so bad, i wish i was on something just sow it could be so bad, but no I'm sober. it males no sense, the script is crap, the actors are cap, they are boring, and shitty, the characters are terrible, gay, cheesy and pathetic. There is no point to this shit.

  • 9 people lost all of their brain cells while watching this movie, and accidentally clicked the like button.

  • WTF! The doctor says that rat has to stay there forever and what's the next scene we see? It's everyone dancing, smiling and waving. I actually lost IQ points watching this part alone.

  • 4:24 the director of this fuckshit is called "Kim Juk Ok".

    W H A T T H E F U C K

  • 0:43 were the rats sent to NIHM?? were their brains taken out?? were they given electroshock therapy to become uninteligent characters like the REST of the characters?

  • @knoxklay11 Why would you even mention Nihm in the same sentance as this?

  • @AFMountaineer2000 why not??

  • Tentacles really laid off the roids for this movie at least. In the last one it looked like every one of his arms was just moments away from exploding.

  • Also, if the first movie(in this continuity) bashing the Titanic disaster wasn't enough, this ending is just adding insult to injury. Not to mention how this doesn't tie in with the first film as well. However, to say the most, it's tolerable.

  • Y'know what's amazing?  This movie's about a character who only got minimal screen-time in the first movie, only to get minimal screen-time once again here. I think this was partially explained with the intro not focussing on that octopus at all.

    And another thing, stingrays DO NOT look like otters.

  • I think my brain just died....

  • 1:19 "Oh I'll just stand here enjoying the rape if the doc didn't tell me to help her"

    1:24 Turns out she didn't need help, wtf?

    2:14 "And this face means I'll rape you right after this scene, miss nurse"

    2:22 More like let the Big Lipped Alligator Moment commence.

    2:50 The sex doll was swapped. Doesn't seem to make any differences to the rat.

    3:09 Look, even the king is also enjoying his buttsecks.

    3:33 "Okay, done kissing, now how are we supposed to drive this thing home?"

  • How is this a good ending? Once again you've bitched slapped history and biology, and then the whole rat ending thing. That was fucked up, first a crowd beats them senseless and then puts them into an asylum... FOREVER. Also, the heros are now stuck on that island FOREVER, with fish people, talking toys, and rapping sharks. THiS BLOWS.

  • 2:27 I'd never thought I'd see so many people wearing a turquoise top and green skirt dancing in the same place at the same time...

  • "They can sing about the great Ice-T"? What a strange plug for Ice-T... I'm sure he wants to be associated with this.

  • This movie is so awful and this is the movie that those Italian animators got killed by those mafia gangsters and send them into a bloody garbage that they made them deal to make an awful movie. I'm not kidding, it's what they died when the movie release and send those italian animators into fishes or garbage by gunshots or knives!

  • What. Has. Humanity. Done.

  • @TLrtd I can't wait to see the Italian animators' take on 9/11.

    "Uhh yeah, nobody died, and after the towers collapsed, bigfoot rebuilt them on the moon with his magic power ring".

  • Not only is this really crappy, but the ending is mean and twisted. They're seriously celebrating the fact all the mice have been driven insane and will be kept imprisoned for all of eternity? Jesus.

  • That insane asylum is where everyone involved with this FUCKING FILM SERIES belongs.

  • AAAAAHHHHHGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHH THIS MOVIES MAKES NO SEENSSEE! * brain explodses*

  • I love this movie. The first one was better, but both are highly entertaining.

  • @KikiAelita ...You need help. YOU FUCKING NEED HELP!!!!!

  • @DeepEye1994 Indeed, I am quite insane.

  • The worst part is that the movie tries to act like it's the most amazing fucking piece of animation ever. You can blatantly see it trying to copy Disney.

  • OK, so I didn't watch it, but I still think I'm entitled to say, that the 7 people who liked this are totally, utterly insane.

  • ...This...is...not...a...movie­...

    THIS IS AN UNHOLY ENTITY OF PURE ABSOLUTE BULL CRAP!!!

  • THIS movie is........................ is................... is........... *head explodes* THIS IS THE BIGGEST PEICE OF SHIT FUCK IVE EVER SEEN IT SUCKS MONKEY DICK THIS SUCKS COCK ITS AWFUL WHY DID I SPEND AN HOUR AND A HALF WATCHING THIS MOTHER FUCKER

  • And this is why you don't make weirdass films about such a terrible tragedy. I for one am offended by these films. This was a terrible loss of life... and these films are basically making it a mockery. Not to mention this is the poorest excuse for animation I've ever seen.

  • 2:17 WIPE THAT STUPID SMILE OF YOUR FACE TENTACLES THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

    2:59 STOP SMILING TENTACLES YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND 

  • Can't wait for the Nostalgia Critic to review this

  • In a futile attempt to grasp at continuity, let's just assume that Grandpa Connors had some funky gorgonzola and told this story to his grandkids while in his tripped-out state.

  • Why the heck are those two rats chasing each other and growling like dogs?

    Oh well, who cares, the movie's finally over.

    I think that doctor rat had the right idea. BBL, going to go check myself into an asylum after seeing this movie, any of you want to come with me?

  • @Metabadd Why are the rats acting crazy? Dude we feel like we are losing our minds after watching it. These characters ARE IN THE MOVIE!!! No chance for a sane existence after that!

  • @NYG4LIFE123 True, true.

  • This makes me wanna PUKE!

  • I reallyt don't get why the movie is called Tentacolino. The Octopus is practically a supporting character.

  • OMG I hate that rapping shark! I hope Eminem kills it and puts it on display in his mansion! LONG LIVE EMINEM! Thumbs up if you agree!

  • OH MY GOD IT'S OVER! Now Im going to kill my friend that wanted to make us set thow this HELL!!!!!

  • @georgejeffewrson You'll need pillows and painkillers.

  • So the rats ended up in an asylum, probably with the whole production team of this movie.

  • I think the rapping dog is worse than the rapping shark, but that's not saying much...

    Words just cannot describe how utterly awful this movie was...

  • 1:17

    Nurse: RAPE, RAPE!!!

    Porn artist: I must draw this!

  • Let's count--there are a total of 219 completely fucked up things in this movie. Yeah, that's right. I FUCKING COUNTED! If you can find more, then that only proves the fuckery of this stupid movie

  • Well, at least we got to end with YO YO YO! LOOK AT MAH TEETH!!

  • All the rats wanted to do was return home and they get locked in a fuckin' asylum. What the fuck is wrong with this movie!?

  • WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • that asylum scene is seriously disturbing shit.......

  • 0:49, good idea to leave the asylum door open, idiots >.<

  • this is gonna be the next nostagia's critic review?

  • Let's hope to god that another abomination of a movie isn't gonna be made about 9/11 or about WW2 or I'll hang myself 0_0

  • @TheBatmanSmells oh there will be, i just know it, but dont worry it'll be just as weird, and insulting as this one, i hear its going to be about giant roosters who live underground, but then evil monkey cat pigs attack them so the have to flee to giraffe land, where 9/11(no disrespect meant by the following joke) happens because an elephant accidently knocks one of the towers down, making the other collapse too, but luckily billy the mongoose saves it, and every one survives! yyay!

  • @TheBatmanSmells Coming soon: 9/11 the movie with spanish cats and a robot uniorn from the future

  • The asylum scene pretty much sums up the whole movie.

  • My biggest problem with this ending *what an understatment cuz this ENTIRE MOVIE WAS A PROBLEM* but anyway is the fact that these...PEOPLE/DOG/MICE were 'sad' that they might not see their friends in Atlantis but OH NO HAPPY ENDING THEY CAN,did they forget that they have family and can never see them..who is the real bad guys of this movie?...and another thing is if that sailor mouse is on the island and can't leave..then how can he have grandkids from before or any kids with his wife not there

  • before i watched this, i was thinking, "Can this movie be any more insulting to the memory of the people who died on that doomed ship?" yes. yes it can. THE TITANIC IS RAISED FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA IN A BETTER CONDITION THAN WHEN IT SET SAIL FROM THE HARBOR! my god! i've seen some shit before, BUT NEVER LIKE THIS! the people who made this movie NEED to be hunted down and thrown onto a ship with no propulsion AT ALL and let them die.

  • OK. I said that Garbage Pail Kids was the absolute worst & ugly movie viewing experience I have ever had.

    This MIGHT have matched it. Good God. I am convinced that the people that made this movie have no idea that the Titanic disaster actually happened. They think its a fairy tale they can work anyway they want. I mean they can't possibly be this insensitive on purpose, so I'll just chalk it up to ignorance.

    Lets hope Italy doesn't shell out a bunch of 9/11 movies 7 decades from now.

  • I will never feel clean again.

    the asylum scene...this fucking movie...

    WHY 

  • Why did we have to live through the rapping shark again?

  • 6:06

    The only good part of the movie.

  • Wow I would rather watch The Room than this horrible pile of pig shit.

    I never thought I would say that but this ABOMINATION is actually that horrible.

    If you are going to watch this Nostalgia Critic I will pray for you!

  • WHAT A STINKING PILE OF SHIT. What in the world did I just see!!!

  • just wow.

  • its too bad we cant raise the real titanic, there arealot of great artifacts there and history behind them all, it would make a great meuseum

  • what the shit?

  • whatever happened to the whales from the other movie

  • W.... T..... F!

    this was stupid.. stupid,.. stupid... stupid... stupid!

    the nostalgia critc sent me here

  • This film...UGH..this suddenly makes me watch to Watch M.Night Shaymalan's "The Last Airbender". At least, that isn't historically insulting or this dull.

  • RELEASE THE TENTACOLINO!!!!

  • How did all the mice went crazy? Tell me movie, Tell me movie.

  • How did all the mice turn crazy? Seriously how?

    2:14

    What?

    2:48

    I thought you were married.

    This... was... THE MOST UNGODLY CREATION I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! Granted i'm only 17, but god how could humanity allow this to happen? The incredibly sad thing is I will never get those 90 minutes of my life back. I could've been donating money to the poor, japan or what have you but I decided to watch this miserable shipwreck of a film(no pun intended). I have truly hit a new low.

  • I spent a whole day watching this movie.

    A fucking day.

  • @KittySnowene That's amazing, considering the movie's only 90 minutes long.

  • @DocSane I feel miserable.

  • @DocSane You can't just watch this movie all at once....you'd go mad. You MUST break it up into segments.

  • @DocSane Considering the amount of crying, heaving, projectile vomiting and contemplating suicide that's involved with the procedure I'm amazed it only took a day!

  • @KittySnowene Dude, same. O_O

  • Again, an utter travesty, but I will actually forgive this film for the sins it and its predecessor committed, just for those beautiful shots of the Titanic anchored off a pristine tropical island, agains a rosy susnet - sappy, but pretty for anyone who ever loved this ship.

    The rest of the film though...ugh!

  • WTF happened at 2:16?!

  • mouse: "it was me your majesty I wanted to know what happened to the emperor and all of his subjects."

    (cue to scene of bedlam and obviously corrupt caretaker that probably lobotomized them).

    octopus: O w O

  • Soooo..... no reveal at the end that the faceless, hooded king of Atlantis is really some horrible monster that's the TRUE villain of the story, huh?

  • in the third movie it is revealed that the titanic is actually and undercover autobot and the heroes must team up with it and atlantis to stop the incoming decepticon attack led by the Hidenburg

    ....honestly i'm not surprised if that is what will actually happen

  • awnser me: does the titanic ever make a appearence in this movie?

  • 2:23 Hey wait... isn't that Dancing music the same Music from the First Movie? How did the Atlanteans know how to play that music... Umm wait Why does that "RAP" grate against my ears. And they repeat visuals and audios during the rap. You can actually see the loop when the little clams are signing

  • The best part of this is the credits.

  • never mind. They had to put music in the credits didn't they. AHHHHHHHH!

  • Just from this I can guess what a third movie was suppose to be: Don Juan, Elizabeth, Smile, Top Conners, Ronnie and the Octopus are plunged into the Second World War, and they have to protect the Titanic, Atlantis and the Forgotten Island from mean old farmer Hitler and Reichsfurher-SS Razorteeth.

  • BUT WHO WAS THE KING?? We never saw his face!

  • @OutlawGrrl maybe it was king harkinan? that wouldent surpise me giving how downright S-H-I-T-T-Y! this movie was!

  • Is it wrong of me to kind of WANT a sequel?!

  • That Rat-Doctor was really fucking creepy. oDo;' Why was he so..... villainous? And how the hell did they all go mad? Did he perform lobotomies on them? He seems like the type.

    And how was the Baron involved? Wasn't busy freezing to death in a boat the last time we saw him?

    And I really hope they got their dogs spayed and neutered. Imagine how annoying their offspring would be.

  • @moltentigerclaw

    Answer to question one: he was Dr. Menegle's pet. Answer to question 2: He probably experimented. Answer to Question 3: You're really trying to bring logic into a movie that's suppose to be about the Titanic but for some reason is about Atlantis and merpeople and Titanic is relegated to a cameo

  • Wait if they raised and restored the Titanic in 1915 and took her to a place called the Fogotten Island then what the hell did Ballard find in 1985 THE SS MINNOW???

  • @snakes3425 That was just a fake placed there by the Atlantean government in order to cover everything else up.

  • Does anyone know what gender Peekos and Byajhiyo are? I think they're both 'it's.

  • oh shit.... they left it open for... NOTHER SEUEL

  • @Jenema2 Well luckily for us, that sequel will never be made.

  • @tscastro114 thankfully. but they were planning on making one and calling it Titanic: End Of A Legend

  • @Jenema2

    Let me guess: It involved the Nazis taking control of the Forgotten Island and Titanic, and turing it over to Big Boss and Rita Repulsa in exchange for the exiler, so our wooden protagonists go off and recruit Indiana Jones, every single Power Ranger, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Spider Man to drive them off and it ends just in time for them to watch the crews of USS Arizona and USS Oklahoma burn together

  • @Jenema2 I'm not surprised if they make one.

  • Oh,look. A rapping shark. How awful and horible this movie is.

  • I must......go watch a real good movies now....that is a master piece must watch across the universe and turtles forever even ninja assassin and Akira fatal fury and disney movies..........so I can forget this terrible shitty offensive titanic animated movie!!!! damn you to hell tentacolino!!!!

  • Rapping Shark VS. Rapping Dog.

    VERY Inaccurate history VS. VERY Blatant plagiarism.

    Heroic Seal-Octopus hybrid VS. Evil robotically-speaking First Officer.

    I've honestly lost track of how many times I changed my mind about which titanic movie was "worse". Forehead, meet keyboard.

  • This movie is rubbish!!! Disgrace to the legend of the Titanic.

  • Oh yeah thats nice cheat on your wife why don't you fucking rodent

  • did they say they will live for ever O.o wtf

  • I can imagine the english-voice actors reading the script for this movie and going "what...the...?"

    XD

  • The end song at 2:24 is FUCKING HORRIBLE WITH LYRICS!!!

    SERIOUSLY! IT'S LIKE BARRY MANILOW'S PUKE SOMEHOW MUTATED AND STARTED WRITING SONGS!!!!

  • Wowie. My brain is now a pile of slush.

  • At 2:19 Why are the stupid main characters and the rest of the ugly alatians happy and cheering when they saw of those rat villians in the asylum... they should've feel disturbed and shocked what they saw....BUT..NO....there happy wtf!?