How to measure your penis...WITHOUT CHEATING!!

[granolanutpunch]

18.4cm and white.

[MrJonnnyKI]

23cm

[Pannkakaize]

Ok i shut up.

[zubidagulrehman]

6 inch 14 year, not great but alright

[oxyzul]

atheis?wtf!



[PIMPVIDS]

6.5 not ashamed

[BroJeetKune]

Under 5 inches has the right to be an atheist. HAhahahaha

[CIeveland]

So you are allowed to measure the curve?

[BIGSMURFELMO]

I dont how i came accross this on google, but you all might be gay!

[monstahh666]

@Frankenmine more like 1 inch wonder

[thefaketahare]

6 inches in length BUT 5.25 in girth and thats where it matters. feelsgoodman.

[Frankenmine]

I'm 13 with 7,87 inches.

[adriangarcia1008]

Sooooo......6 1/2 15 years old

Think i can still grie?

[Wizhix]

7.3 fully bonah heuheuheuhauhauuahu fucking misc how did i end up on this shit

[Georgelegeng]

I mean until the head of the penis

[Georgelegeng]

kinda didnt get it..you measure from the base of your penis till the top?

[Ghsguy1003]

Mine is 4 in and im olny 12

[acquakes]

FUCK !!

Almost 8 !!!!

[lien0569]

What if it curves? do you still measure from the base to tip? or use a tape measure and measure along the curve?

[tythescreamofan1]

6 :)

[chunretard]

Mine is bloody 5 meters you fagcakes

[xXSqurrillyAdamsXx]

oh god xD I lost it when he said "If youre under 5 inches, you have the right to be an atheist" lmao xD.....wait.... :(

[YOiTdAyEtI]

i not lying mine is 9 inches

[mastrlordedward]

Umm I have no cloth ruler so it was kinda off but I'm just over six inches and I'm 13... A few months ago I swerve it was like 4in

[Bklynballerplaya]

5.5 inches  :(

[hunterminer97]

God didn't asemble me correctly im only 5in". Well at least I'm average! :^)

[BenJJohnsen]

mine is 8 inches ..from the floor!!...while lying down...-.-

[52PACKISBACK12]

my penis is 0.734 feet

[zwilko360]

who else saw the banana??

[replambe]

what about ones that curve DOWN?

[Supergear100]

liars below me xD

[Negotin4ever]

7.3 inches, f**k yeah :D not bad for 15 year old

[izefreeze]

Why the fuck is this on my favorites?

[SUPERROLLOrules]

7 inches. FUCK

[AlvaroMoraisBR]

8 inches. And no, I'm not black.

[kentuckymudbutt]

@AlvaroMoraisBR

You're close!

[gabesn200sx1]

Brag

[dafranx]

I'm a killer whale, and my penis is 13 feet long. HAHA, in your face, little dick humans.

[dafranx]

Sux 2 all the guys havin' 5 inch dicks; BTW, my dick is nearly 7 inches long.. XD 8====D

[wehatetheman]

What if your penis faces directly up and makes it seem shorter when you measure from the front? Can you push it parallel to you?

[vikanug]

1:01 banana

[gaminguitarist596]

I'm 13 and 5 and a half inches... Thought I was the tiny guy until I saw this... I'm still growing too!

[drummerbax2]

@gaminguitarist596 same here

[texmexman1]

8 inches reporting in, i thought i was about 5-6 until i actually measured

[Itzsupafruit]

I'm a girl...why did I watch this?!?!? WTF

[TheRUNTZILLA]

This Video is most popular among:

Male 45-54

Male  35-44

Male 25-34

[CptBlacks]

1:01. there is a banana there.

[rert35]

why did i watch this?

[theyloveme1000]

I'm a girl.... 

[dman5451]

My penis is 8 inches long and I swear that on my life. I thought it was much smaller but hey, I'm not complaining.

[ChibiNinjax002]

I dont even remember what I was watching before to get here but that was very informative to know.

[olliejamestaylor]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS!!!!!!

#

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

Blue whales have 8ft long nobs

[Shroomex]

this is how you really measure you penis:

((L x d) + (w/G)) / ( ∠∝t²)

Length x Diameter + Width over Girth all divided by the angle of the shaft squared

[GraciousLizard]

@Shroomex it's actually weight over girth, lol

[dueces941]

DWL @ 0:45

[FUNNYFILMS902]

like if you got bored and just tped i penis in the search bar

[ashesfallmusic]

Ok im Blake I'm white and I measured mine for the first time I was suprised I thought mine was around 6 I have a 9 inch penis wow I was stunned Im going into porn hell yes

[iamzheone]

did exactly this.. 1:52

[thenewgeogzm]

i am big ladyboy with seven penis cum 2 thaitanic land 4 my buck buck bulau rice time fun

[tolitbrush]

my penis is 21cm whats that in inches?

[evan5068]

im 23 and my penis is 1 1/2 inches long. oh suck that BIOTCH

[mohammed056]

Im a donkey and i have 18 m penis. In ur faces humans.

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

I'm 14 and think 90% of the dumbasses posting penis sizes are lying their ass off.

[TheSpongesam]

no more worry about my size thanks to w...helpomegasize.commmm

[D4gg3rM0uth]

i'm 15 and have a 7 inch penis

[czDante92]

I am a horse and I've got 1,5m long penis. Checkmate.

[CpsLock3]

@czDante92 So you're the bastard who killed Mr. Hands!

[20100880]

At least all of you have a penis...im asian

[mercadees1]

What's a penis?

[BLOWoUPoCRAPoSTUDo2]

pause at 1 min 1 sec!

[TheSpongesam]

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[scrount1]

6.5 :) it's even bigger when i measure it from the side lol, but i don't cheat.

[mastercylinderify]

I'm 11 years old and I'm 3 inches flaccid.

[TheBoss00000]

Yay

[x7PsYchO7x]

ok...

-2.0001inches

IMPROVEMENT!

[Mechagodzilla15]

thumbs up for flashing banana in the "inch equals a mile" part

[Thefighterspider]

why don't measure from testicles ? It would be shorter that why ???

[Dissidia14]

@Thefighterspider it would be longer

[CarlLafong01]

Search engines should not be allowed to accept the word "penis," It takes you to weird places. In fact, penises sometimes take a guy to weird places.

[97sonic]

1:54

[Mechagodzilla15]

@97sonic lol, best part

[charizard74]

im a sperm cell and i have a 2.5 foot wank

[DirtyyChimp]

i just measured my penis with a ruler.. 8 inches errect i have the right to brag!!!

[MrBigdick81]

@DirtyyChimp wow what a big penis

[lilcrazyaznboy]

I have the right to be an Atheist.. My dad is a a 6 incher.. I'm only 2 inch erect. They say genetics plays a factor but oh well... I love my small penis.. People talk about penis enlargement all the time.. How about a pill that decrease the size of your penis? I eat, sleep, party, rape without clothes on, and I think it would be funny to have no penis. Penis decrease pill where you at? If you see me in the streets, you'll think I have huge penis.. But don't be fool... I'm a 2 incher..

[legohalo1011]

OH YEAH I GOT THE PIC THAT WAS HIDDEN HELL YEAH!!!

[legohalo1011]

Lol I got here by typing PENIS XD

[derrenlegendbrown]

I just typed "penis" in youtube.

[PanginaPangina]

gr8 but how u mesure vagina?

[mrjakethesnake8464]

holy shit o.o....WTF is 1:53!!?

[LightLink1992]

gr8 I have the right to brag lol

*brag

[mjameso]

my erect penis is...

14 cm/5.5 inches in length

11.5cm/4.5 inches in girth

...

bow down



[ThatRandomCar]

I'm in that part of Youtube again..

[Forevermoonlighte]

banana penis

0:59

[Captnbrik]

I'm 14 born in April and I just measure mine......it's 5.8 inches is that good? My friends say that 6-7 is normal.

[xcalic3600]

@Captnbrik By 18 you should be around 7.5 or more inches. You're okay.

[mistervova11]

So what my penis is 5.7inch and what its normal?? But i use xl condoms u know why? my dick is fat! So shut up it's not only about length if ur d1ck is 7inch+ and tiny then u fked son! u don't need big d1ck if ur cock is over 4.6inch in diameter

[MrBigdick81]

@mistervova11 my dick is fat too, when it goes in the pussy it stretches that shit out.

[letseatbutterchicken]

Keep pressing 2 for masturbation, look at that hand go!

[vinky234]

@letseatbutterchicken hhaahaha LMFAOOOO

[cheezoncrack]

Bullshit below vvvv

[Nationofhonor]

6.5, under 18, Asian,

[Maf430]

im 14 and have a 4 inch. is this below average (short)?

[websterx9]

@Maf430 nope. just stay thin and healthy you'll get a 7 inch thing lol

[chakajaka]

my penis is bigger than all yall dicks!!!

[TheObamaNigger]

If you're under five inches, you've got the right to be an atheist. ROFL

[TheDarkness1337]

8 inches, 17 years old, arabian penis that's normal for us.

[Dantedijon]

Its all about girth then length, mines 8.25" x 6.3", but i love my girth better let me put it like this would you rather have a 12" length with only 3" girth? Or a 7" length with a 7" girth? The more girth the more the women feels it (more friction), length is just how deep you can go

[Krayorik2point0]

Woohoo! I'm six inches!

[spearryu]

wtf im asian dude asian have small dick but i'm 5inch! thats long for asian i think 

[Krayorik2point0]

@spearryu Asians don't have smaller penii than anyone else. That's a myth.

[Theonealways1]

His dick is small. No way its 5 inches! Saw too much porn to know that's a lie!

[Westile]

8in master race reporting in.

Bitches be jealous.

[ieatyummypoo]

im 12 wat is this

[robthebank1987]

Guys if your insecure about your penis size you should consider jelqing excercise  .

[SkipperXZ]

Above 7 woot!

[ShovelHorse]

My one has 18cm and i am 15 seriously

[SurvivorCire]

i dont like this guy he makes me feel small i think im gonna need cheering up im 23 and 5 inches now i definitely feel like i'll never get a gf so depressing :(

[vishishtification]

mine is 8.8 inches

[Linkage1992]

omg guys my penis is 8.5 inches is that okay???

[TheDarkness1337]

@Linkage1992 check your parents cause one of them might be a horse

[Theiwaverz]

LOL at 1:00 you can see the man grabbing the banana XD

[Moreoff]

If the base of your penis meets your stomach, you are suffering from a rarely seen genetic aberration.

[hopelessromantic2100]

the ending heheheheheheh

[Frisbee119]

I'm 7 and I have a 16 inch penis.

[dylanwhaley87]

im an unborn fedus and my penis is 13 inches long

[88094444]

I'm like 14 wiv 6 inch erect :) go team BRITANNIA

[jackopalkia]

@88094444 sure you measured right buddy? you just started puberty

[Fkidd702]

Lmfao xD

[goe5]

LOL at last pic

[imcoolbrandon]

well im going to say it. im 4.5 inches. go ahead make fun of me. i dont care.

[blublast3]

you have the right to be an athiest? HAHAHA thats hilarious because its probably sooo true..

[BlackWolf4830]

The average size is more like 5.5. People say  6 to round up

[JN5B11]

this guys creepin me out

[purplehaze216]

awesome having 7.5 inch

[iwillknifeya]

Ha! Good times. I hate worrying about wang size, so bad for self esteem.

[dboggs123]

I'm swinging 8 inch long 5.5 inch girth 2 inch wide between my legs, it runs in my family, my dad and my brother wear xl condoms. bragbragbrag

[Nextmillionare27]

@BlackOpsUploads1- (continued) just shut it. Worry about satisfying your girl (not just yourself) and less about telling us how insecure you are about your above average dick...I mean you'd think what I just said would be common sense but I guess that theory has been shattered.

[Nextmillionare27]

@BlackOpsUploads1- really dude....just shut up. Are you like trying to brag by acting worried or something? Didn't you here the damn vid? 7 is above average...so leave the worrying to the rest of us and don't try to seem modest aight, cuz it sounds really fuckin dumb. "oh no my dick is above average! My girlfriend will think it's small." give me a fuckin break man -.-

BTW in case you and your dick aren't done being idiots, at max length the female vagina is about 8 in. long...so now really...ju

[iPhillly]

and you have the right to put another gay penis in your mouth!

[BlackOpsUploads1]

my dick is 7.5 inches and im nervous that my girl might not like it what do i do haha

[HUGOVANTA]

1:56 was my favourite part..

[differentandalike]

LOL. anyway check out YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

[johnyp1p2p3]

Mines 25 miles long and 10 miles wide...

[JarsofMayo]

How do you know when a woman has an orgasm?

WHO CARES!

[TheSpongesam]

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[hunsur2009]

I have a penis 10 inches long, women r really fond of the size, when I insert many women feel pain,b'coz of its length & thickness, My wife used to take it with difficulty, those days I used to go prostitutes, theu used to enjoy it : I was introduced to many women who really wanted BIG dicks, I enjoyed them Maximum FREE, I was a stud horse, used to fuck for 30 mts & ejaculate only when SHE is satisfyed with fucking & reach orgasm

[mw2killerz101]

mine is almost 7 inches...........im 12

[BlazeX43]

@mw2killerz101 minez is 6 in i haven't hit puberty at all

[Bklynballerplaya]

5 3/4 inch penis 5.5 girth. My gf loves it.

[nirmalsuki]

In Soviet Russia, Penis measures YOU!

[bigplayer2382]

@nirmalsuki the only reason your in the top comments is cuz there are so many russian fags who are worried about their penis's. your one, and if your reading this then you clicked on the video and you to are one. yes i realize i am one so no need to point that out

[chanceyourluck]

lol

[TheSpongesam]

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[TheJohnGause]

And if your penis is over 7 inches, you have the right to brag.

I dunno how I got here. I was watching fail videos

[iMaDeMoN2012]

Are really supposed round UP? I always assumed down. If so then I'm 15-16cm depending on arousal. I don't even look that big.

[ThatGuyYouSaw2day]

ha i win im 6.2 erect!!!!!

[DeathMetalLibrary]

i like this penis BANANA!!!

[calfan3]

u got the right to be an atheist... LMFAO

[mortley11]

Mmmm yummy. I love pumping my dogs whilst thinking of my mummy

[TheSpongesam]

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[jojosandmonkey]

LMFAO

[Dantedijon]

@martianweezy measuring underneath your Penis from your ass to the tiP dont count lmao

[martianweezy]

My penis is 10 and a half inches long close to 11inches im only 17 ppl say im blessed

[josesouthern]

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