The History of the World in 75 Seconds

[MowsinTheDiseased]

0:54 oooo sit o sit nidalee

[YouHadToSayThat]

that was more then 75 seconds! :o

[Strikerklm96]

The Super advanced war is a joke because Einstien said that he doesnt know what weapons ww 3 will be fought with, but that world war 4 would be fought with sticks and stones (because ww3 would ruin everything)

[iDmShuffle]

Lolcats.Com!!

[idrownfishify]

No! that's not what it says in the Bible!

[ifsey]

I like how it's in some kind of log scale so the first nine billion years are ignored

[detectoramateur]

I don''t like this video.

[CaptainAWESOME117]

@amorelubov I went to a Christian school, so this is like finding out Elvis isn't dead.

[TheMonteMoney187]

I only got the super advanced war joke because C.O.D teaches me everything.

[adamk678]

@TheMonteMoney187 I knew the super advanced war joke because i paid attention in history class...not call of duty...

[TheMonteMoney187]

@adamk678 Cool. Nobody cares nerd.

[adamk678]

@TheMonteMoney187 i bet you dont even know what nerd means...

[TheMonteMoney187]

@adamk678 Sure i do. It's a delicious treat made by the wonka factory. The word i was looking for was fag. Now shutup.

[adamk678]

@TheMonteMoney187 look this whole youtube argument we are having is stupid. I was joking around with the history class thing and im sure you were being silly with your C.O.D comment. I'm sorry if i somehow offended you in any way. You don't have to act 12 and throw around insults like "fag" or anything like that. Just because this is the internet you don't have to be immature. Thank you

[TheMonteMoney187]

@adamk678 Umad?

[adamk678]

@TheMonteMoney187 no but you appeared to be so thats why i apologized...

[THPION]

WOW!

super advanced internet!!!

awesome!

[ThemDarnCreepers]

If you dont understand the "Super advanced war" Einstien said "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Einstein was implying that at the point of World War III, humans would have developed weapons so powerful that they would destroy civilization as we know it and effectively send the survivors back into the stone age.

[LTCfly]

The super advanced Internet gets me every time.

[kubsvec]

Super advanced internet is very exact =D

[Morphinelips100]

Now where are my pants?

[FurryPotter]

hey shrimps! I know you use a blue screen to do ur videos but what sofware do you use? Great vids im a hude fan!

XXX

[Greaser90045]

Thumbs up if you got the super advanced war joke at 0:57!

:D

[TheSovietProductions]

@Greaser90045 you mean the quote that states that WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones "albert einstien"?

[Demiurgo040383]

@TheSovietProductions it´s going to be a Troll war

[TheSovietProductions]

@Demiurgo040383 OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

[AddictiVInstrumental]

@TheSovietProductions this one, or that albert einstein found the theory of time traveling :D

[TheSovietProductions]

@AddictiVInstrumental lol

[jimron924]

@Greaser90045

Got the super advanced war because of Call of Duty quotes when you die lol!

[DarknessPr0w]

@Greaser90045 i didn't xD can you explain to me?;p

[Greaser90045]

@DarknessPr0w

Famous Albert Einstein Quote: "I don't know what WW3 will be fought with, all I do know is that WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones."

[playingforbritain]

@Greaser90045 Sorry, I don't. Please explain :/

[brakedancekiddo]

@playingforbritain lol, Einstein says that the third world war will be fought with sticks and stones (like the world will be destroyed by us till then and it will be a new age) geddit? :-)

[playingforbritain]

@brakedancekiddo ah, thank you. It's true, we are going to kill ourselves eventually :(

[87mrks]

@Greaser90045

beacause we humans have weapons to powerful for our intellect, therefor we will destroy our selves in war and the survivers will have been cast back to the stoneage where the wars will be fought with stones and sticks.

[noraku80]

@87mrks or try to claw and bite eachother...

[Guitar5830]

@Greaser90045 Einstein said that he did´nt know with what weapons the third world war would be fought with, but the fourth will be fought with sticks and rocks, is that it?

[DerG4M3R]

Super Advanced War - Einsteins quote that World War 3 will be fought with sticks and stones.

[Greaser90045]

@DerG4M3R no he didn't he said world war 4 lol.

[DerG4M3R]

@Greaser90045 Hmmm yes "lol" it was a HUGE mistake.

[CommissarBraxton]

@DerG4M3R Actually World War 4 it is.

[Knallpuffen]

Where is 1:15???

[ethongmurr]

Can I haz cheezburger?

[LyricOverLoad]

@amorelubov you have 15 years from elementary to high? wtf...

In my land of mystic wonders we have year 1-12 :S...  you start year 1 at like 5 years old and finish year 12 at about 17...

[Momokabomo]

hehe i almost missed that Einstein reference

[finnsia]

@Momokabomo can you tell me that refrence? I dont get it

[Momokabomo]

@finnsia Look at 0:59

[finnsia]

@Momokabomo I did, I don't get it. super advanced?

in other words people blow each other up and start from scratch? we devolve?

I don't get it

[Momokabomo]

@finnsia ye pritty much it was a einstein quote "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@amorelubov Not when it's told literally :)

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@amorelubov You must be retarted

[TheAbridgedGamer]

Well the super advanced internet is actually not far from reality :P

[LyricOverLoad]

@amorelubov why the fuck were you in school for 15 years?

[eatmyvan]

This is fking 76 seconds nerd

[AtomsOfEpic]

Is it wrong this video gave me a boner

[killemallllll]

I sense some huge monty python influence ;)



[thedumbdwarf]

I loved that Einstein reference, very good lol

[smeagol995]

Hahaha, And then, The internet!

"Lets share knowledge and ideas"

Advanced internet

"lan party tonight"

SUPER advanced internet

"I can haz cheezeburger?"

[Larieleinchen]

Whaaaaa?! This vid is from the future! End of the world is 2012 o__O It's 2011!

[LordDarkDan]

And after Super Advanced Internet there was Trolls, Advanced Trolls and Super Advanced Trolls and with their antics they brought the Party Bots into being using their Super Advanced Troll theme of Trolololol by Saruman which caused them dance to the song while causing the human race to die out from endless trolling.

[misterpickles1000]

it skips 1:15 :o

[MrLamppost34]

i saw the internetz.... but .... where was the pr0n?

[honeypot11]

i can haz cheezburger?

[pigpig252]

at first, there was blackness...

YEAAAHHH!!!!!

[EvveRyd]

I don't get the part with the "super advanced war" D:

[TheMorrochben]

@EvveRyd Albert Einstein said world war 3 will be fought with nuclear weapons, world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. get it?

[theFsignal]

XD what

[VileTheReject]

At first there was blackness..

[MrVmBear]

Where are my pants?

[MrDaafiejj]

First there was History! *Shows Egyptian hieroglyphs* then: Advanced History *Shows History book* and now super advanced history *Plays this video*

[OktoberStorm]

Yes, I got it ^^

[thehardcoretroll123]

"I know not what weapons with which world war 3 will be fought, but I do know that world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein (Something along these lines)

[Alfyhar]

That globe at the beginning was a french one.

It all starts with France, guys.

[TraceguyRune]

About 60 seconds of that was all lies. 2020 in 10 years, yaaay111!!!!

[superbacon13]

the should teach this at schools

[superbacon13]

they should teah this at schools

[MrTycoon123]

After the first Atomic bomb, Einstein said: "I don't know how WW3 is going to be like, but WW4 will be faught with wooden sticks and stones." *He ment that WW3 would be an Atomic war*

[BrownFlip7852]

what does that einstein quote mean?

[cookiewaa]

@BrownFlip7852 prolly means that ww3 would be a war so great using weapons so destructive it would destroy civilization and humanity will revert back to the prehistoric age. maybe.

[MagiikNKlutchCo]

it was 76 seconds..

[NordicThundah]

super advanced internet should have been tons of porn lol

[Addede]

How hard is it to understand?? WW3 will supposebly destroy mankind reseting it. And the fourth war will be with sticks and rocks again

[lerian96]

YES! Somebody understands the advancement of I can has cheeseburger!

[ShoopaDaWoopa1]

I just wanna know what the rock stick joke is...

[TheMessanjah]

@inquiringalien dont blame it on the commentors, teh vid makers started it.

[Ninjadude973]

Damn it, I must be a super advanced ape.

[95Daryn]

now where are my pants?

[Finni100]

If you are Norwegian, then why do you just have a picture on America when you show the world?

[RougeSanta]

ok so we reached the super advanced internet......is this the end?

[SoanosBarcoded]

Where are the PONIES?

[22fortifier]

And that's the excuse scientists use to deny God?....LAME!!!!!!

[Finni100]

@22fortifier Scientists have their own opinions about everything. Some believe in him some don't.

The main reason is that there are no scientific evidence that something supernatural exist.

The only thing is that we got "There must have been something to start it all", but then again that's no evidence.

If you believe in God, like me, then great, but please try to understand why others think differently and if you want to convert them than for God's sake don't do it on the internet.

[TheMessanjah]

@Finni100 Taking a "stance or converting" is a whole differend thing. this vid is taking a stance for atheism, and sorta converting them towards

atheism in their subconsciousness.

[GlamEye]

@TheMessanjah This video is taking a stance for atheism?? I think your reading way to much into a few jokes lighten up BTW agnosticism is the way to go :P

[agown54bil]

religion = power, hence why it was created in the olden days...... why you thank were in iraq for oil? power. had there not been some crazy story explaining the beginning of existence already , that would be the governments next financial decision.

[TheMessanjah]

@agown54bil yes most of the goverment leaders are illuminatist who use religions for their twisted goals idd.

[Crazyboyquad]

...Hrm. Actually that does pretty much describe everything about the world. YAY! Can't wait until 2020.

/watch?v=jxw9TP427sw

[clapsnake]

awesome! now where are my pants..

[XCfan19]

not bad.

[Owntkthx]

Video is absurdly atheist. >.>

[Kubizan]

@Owntkthx I agree. I could write a looong essay about the Theory of Evolution, and why it is simply wrong, but I don't want to bother me with this stupid youtubes comment system. :P

[Kubizan]

@Owntkthx I really liked the jokes, but I disliked the video precisly because it was so atheistic. I may not be some deeply beliving catholic (I have my own opinion) but I do not like when people laugh at others belives.

Although I like Pistolshrimps in general, cause they are really funny ;P

[HenTodolo]

@Kubizan kinda agree with the religion thing. They should respect that

[MrUtopia77]

@HenTodolo if people are going to be that sensitive, they shouldn't be watching pistolshrimps in the first place...

[HenTodolo]

@MrUtopia77 yeah I guess. I kinda agree with both of u xD I think its a little disrespectful but not so much that u get offended in any way.

[dilt4]

@Kubizan How dare one Small video mention atheists. Next time you go out or watch a video try to catch how many times you see a god or a religous text mentioned.

[Kubizan]

@dilt4 "How dare"?

First, I was talking about THIS video, not OTHER videos.

Second, note the difference between "mentioning" and "laughing about".

Third, does speaking about God offend an atheist? No. Does the thing showed in this movie offend a beliving man? Yes.

Fourth, next time you use such words as "how dare"- think twice.

[dilt4]

@Kubizan Oh yess it never bothers us when we constantly are being told we will burn in hell and constantly have god shoved down our neck. Even when I was a christian I saw how insane the preaching was.

[Kubizan]

@dilt4 Saying that this is ok to laugh about belivings, because there are people, who are fanatics is a miserable explanation.

And I'm pretty much positive, that you don't even get the difference between the belivings and the fanatics. You see, I am defending the first group. You are attacking the second group. And this movie laughed about both of them.

The difference is precisly the same as the difference between atheism and antitheism. This film you see, has more to do with the second option

[Carefacer]

@Kubizan Omfg are you stupid or something? Why are you defending a group that is not under attack..?They've only said what god himself said right? Humans did not evolve from monkeys?? Don't think I'm really getting the problem Haha You n your comments make me wanna find you, walk up to you and laugh my face of :D

[dilt4]

@Kubizan And b4 you say oh well you dont belive in hell. Getting told the many ways you will be tortured and burned for eternity does get a bit old

[Kubizan]

@dilt4 Forget the fourth one, for a while I thought you said "how dare you".

[jacktenic901]

World?!

[jacktenic901]

@piip4 if you really hated nobody than you would drop this argument. People have different beliefs and you just have to deal with it. Continuously telling believers that God is not real will do nothing but take the hope of a holy afterlife from them, I don't know about you but that sounds like the thing a hater might do. If you believe that there is no omnipresent ruler over all than that's fine, but can you idiots just bury the hatchet and come to terms that people can't just live in a perfect

[TheShadowlord47]

That bit at 0:51 sounds like the loading screen in Fable 3

[Moonlight7888]

It was 70 seconds, actually....

[iEzraa]

@piip4

Well there is existing accounts of Jesus existing, it never says hes the son of God or whatever you believe, but he definatly existed.

Study some theology you illiterate fuck.

[piip4]

@iEzraa

Where did I say that -a- Jesus never existed?

Of course, I was talking about the healing\water-walking\water->w­ine Jesus. Which no sane person ever thought existed. And you have the audacity to call me the "illiterate fuck". The irony is strong with this one.

[Dragores93]

Advanced Intarnets

[aaronquads]

You Bastards, Jesus is lord!!

[piip4]

@aaronquads

Your comment may have been sarcastic, but if not... Jesus never existed, grow up and stop believing in ridiculous tales just because you were taught to. Aren't you ashamed? Talking animals, worldwide flood, zombie prophet with petty tricks like walking on water and turn water -> wine... really? Go read harry potter and worship him instead. He has multiple books so it -has- to be true.

[aaronquads]

@piip4 You know, all you are is an aithiast, but altough you think there is no god, there is. Try praying to prove it, pray about somone you hate, i already did it to you. PRAY, we will see. You and I, all of us are sinners.

[piip4]

@aaronquads

"Someone I hate"?

Unlike you hateful christians, I don't hate anyone. At most, I only feel sorry for people.

Even if I tried praying and the very thing I wanted happened, that would prove nothing. There are something called coincidences, and then there's the placebo effect.

[J0cked]

@piip4 And don't forget about confirmation bias.

On a tangent, it strikes me as terribly obnoxious to think the gods themselves would intervene to help with my dumb problems while letting millions of people starve elsewhere. What makes people think they're that fucking special? Are all those other people simply miserable because they don't bend over for the right sky fairy?

[piip4]

@J0cked

Of course, confirmation bias. Thank you.

Well yes, only 1 in 3 live what we could call a "physically comfortable life" in this world. I suppose the rest aren't praying hard enough, or to the right dictator. But how do we explain those damn heathens that live very successful lives? Did they pray to Richard Dawkins? And it worked? I suppose that proves atheism true going by the same logic. At least he's capable of two-way communication, so he can actually answer your prayers.

[piip4]

@J0cked

Following that, prayer... it is obnoxious to imagine the very creator of -everything- holds a special interest in petty issues with your life. All the while ignoring millions of other people's more serious plights.

But I suppose you can ignore discrepancies like that as long as it makes sense for you to worship an asshole. Religious people confuse me, man.

[aaronquads]

@piip4 Every body is filled with hatred. You, accusing us Cristians that we are all hateful of other people who don't share our ideas. Even If.. Try it I bet your parents were cristians weren't they? Try praying, without doubting try it.

[piip4]

@aaronquads

"Every body is filled with hatred"

I was when I were younger, but I've since learned that hatred doesn't do any good. It destroys you from within. It's been many years since I've ever hated anyone. By the way, shouldn't you "turn the other cheek"?

My parents weren't religious at all. I live in Norway and I don't think I've ever met a religious person. They are far in between here. We have a few churches but it's only visited by 60+ year olds these days.

[time2boogy]

its 76 seconds not 75

[KBDiego666]

hey hey hey...We are in the ´super advanced internet´,after that there is the end..so...........has anyone noticed this?

[kenkopp69]

@KBDiego666 actually, when you have to sit for twice the video length waiting for it to buffer, im pretty sure thats not "super advanced internet" yet

[Raudilicious]

The voice-over at 0:37 reminds me of Monty Python...

BTW, this is hilarious!

[hybrid1dino]

030.  Can't wait for 2020 then!

[melsody]

Yes, Einstein. I get it

[allerdycegirl]

can't wait for the partybots to get here! :D

[Kaaxe]

sticks and stones?

[ieagel]

@Kaaxe never heard of albert einstein, right?

[verypen]

You should REALLY find your pants.

[Arsenal8Life]

I get it.

[theweirdkids1]

where did ur pants go?

[Bombizzen]

I get it.

[WulvPawz]

you'll think i'll pass my history test if i use this source?

[SAMOEoneY2kidz]

@WulvPawz HELL YEA NIGGER BITCH FAGGOT

[unfad1ng]

@WulvPawz

ofc

[WendelaochPepsi]

notice how there is no 1:15, only 1:16.

suspicious swede is suspicious.

[Ridfinir]

@WendelaochPepsi mine actually stopped on 1:15 ....

[rossius]

@WendelaochPepsi There are slight differences in time lines when you change resolutions ;)

[wingsofinsanity42]

@WendelaochPepsi You noticed this?

[darkmankill1]

@WendelaochPepsi Actually, there is 1:15 but no 1:16 now. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

[Imak3]

@WendelaochPepsi They're norwegians..

[Ompabop]

The worst part: This is pretty much the history..

[belittle12]

Why did the Dinosaurs have to be jerks and not share their jet pack technology with us.

[predatorz1000000]

LOL not that kinda blackness LOLOLOloloLWOlqodkoIJFIUuygb

[rolingpingu]

The begining was SOOOOOOOOOOOO good !! XD

Okay kay kay

[theevilfish]

hilarious!

[ProudToBeNerdy]

JESUS CHRIST!

[MrUtopia77]

war = arrows

advanced war = nukes

super advanced war = sticks/stones

"I know not what WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Einstein...get it?

[ProudToBeNerdy]

@MrUtopia77 I do, and I though I was the only one ;) good on you, old bean.

[maxgunn555]

@MrUtopia77 i dont get it because i'm dumb.

[RBIVscreamtherequiem]

@MrUtopia77 "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

[MrUtopia77]

@RBIVscreamtherequiem ehh...i didn't bother to look up the EXACT phrasing, but you get the idea...

[anthrax70]

@MrUtopia77 i dont get it

[Eggleburt]

@MrUtopia77 Thankyou, the rest of us have played COD.

[MrUtopia77]

@Eggleburt u never heard that quote before? :P

[Eggleburt]

@MrUtopia77 Yes, I have seen it in CoD 4, back when CoD didn't suck.

[MrUtopia77]

@Eggleburt oh...i haven't really played CoD so i wouldn't know :P

[yomejustacandy]

"followed by a whole lot of waiting before" and my video stalled, well played god.

[BagelDog123]

hehe i used one of the kevin mcleod songs in this video for a science project about basic science stuff and it was all holy. blah