The Chuck Norris Fact Book: Chuck Norris visits Iraq

[pkerch00b1]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people......that was before the grenade exploded

[MakoRuu]

Chuck Norris can win a game of check four in only three moves.

[nated0gg36]

chuck norris once did 100 roundhouse kicks in a row thus the invention of the helicopter

[toddluns1]

chuck norris finds a needle in every haystack

[fuzzybear1021]

THE WAR IS OVER CHUCK NORRIS IS HERE lol

[Teken2759]

Cmon the war could've been over already even if chuck didn't go to iraq 

[paulreg]

150 degrees? i thaught it was hotter there, well even the sun has to hide from chuck

[cuatropower]

red bull contains glucuronolactone, a compound found in chuck's sweat

[christiancp97cas]

Soldiers in the precensce of Chuck Norris were lately known as the superhumans

[moptops4]

One day Chuck Norris farted in a ditch... The next day that became known as the Grand Canyon!!!

[Freddieprentiss]

Chuck norris's heart doesn't beat becouse nothing beats on chuck norris

[SameHat88]

Chuck norris made his own version of second-life.. there are 7 billion players.. YOU ARE IN IT RIGHT NOW..

[SameHat88]

When chuck norris wants to play a video game he simply walks down the street with an nintendo controller and starts playing as anyone..

[SameHat88]

In chuck norris's fact book if you use a microscope to look between the pages you will here an unlock sound and another million and one secret facts are revealed..

[Delta18314]

Chuck Norris' s Rice Krispies don't say SHIT unless he gives them the ok lol

[kfc63822]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris



[insectlover602]

I p.s. i made that one up myself I I

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[insectlover602]

there is no depression, chuck norris just absorbs your will to live.

[satanicmechanic86]

Every morning I wake up and thank God Chuck Norris let me live one more day.

[TheEXpothead]

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

[Blackfireproduction1]

if chuck norris is as awesome as everyone says then he will slam my face on the keyboard before i finish what i am typoiuyhgjdsrurlty, lhyu.luPIkgnfv,t,ltyjuyftrghfh­jtyhgfhtrf

[xClutcHKiDx]

Whats Up With Chuck Norris? he is just a fucking Actor he is not god.. If he was God he would come to my house right now and bang my head to the Keybowfaghuwahgue3ht59teguehgs­gsijgis

[tekhnokilla]

@xClutcHKiDx whats up with this commet i read it everywhere

[xClutcHKiDx]

@tekhnokilla Chuck Norris is like God Somehow... and people like me are trying to make funny facts about him...

[thatonesilenceguy]

if i was a member of the taliban i probably would shit my pants with Chuck Norris around

[Ramisoy13]

pop stars have teenage girls as their #1 fans Chuck Norris Has Marines as his number #1 fans FTW

[FAZER6N]

Just great how Chuck take it easely, he is one great man...

[GANJABLUNTS]

hahah fuck you Chuck norris haters! go suck bruce lees little weiner

[xxMrFablexx]

Also those Military people could easy kick Chuck Norris's ass.

[xxMrFablexx]

Chuck Norris sucks, Bruce Lee FTW.

[RoundHouseKickPro]

Ten years ago Chuck Norris was playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Chuck Norris round house kicked so hard that his kick went forward in time a killed Osama Bin Ladin and destoyed his base.

[MoBBinGMiGee]

waht aall this about chuck norris? if hes so godlike then why doesnt he come over to my house and smash my head against the keybogjodsilu ufwsrfbgvksdjfvafldb oDASIDX-q[ dfsji1df216hnb30g541

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[pfleeger2010]

Chuck Norris can pick his nose, Chuck Norris can pick his friends, Chuck Norris can pick his friends' nose.... and they'd better like it.

[Razastar1971]

0:41 that tap on the shoulder broke his bones

[Razastar1971]

0:41 that tap on the shoulder broke his bones

[1998ajn]

chuck norris is most likely there because is brother ely was killed in the war he was in my dads unit thats how i know and so my dad knows chuck norris personly.

[oceanside1322]

@1998ajn

wow your special like short bus special

[piratededition]

Does anyone else watch these movies just to laugh at the top rated comments?

[selenafan3749]

Chuck Norris is such a stupid actor!!!! If hes good, he would come to my house and slap my head into the keyboagrftsydfghstrtsf tsreyrfsd fetyyfdtyihjklbki

[FateTunes]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

[kckzi]

@FateTunes More like i fucked your dad before chuck norris got laid. Ohh.. wait fuck

[gotdamunchies1]

aliens haven't invaded Earth, because chuck norris is stil here....

[SpaceKid1212]

chuck norris played russian rulette with a fully loaded gun and won!

[TheUndersc0re]

What is this Song? the one at the beginning ?

[MrOloh]

CHUCK NORRIS CAN PLAY ALL OF BEETHOVENS SYMPHONIES WITH A SPOON AND PAPER PLATE.

[bassmekanik101]

No 1 wins in a war! only a battle!

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

the war in iraq is really over who loves chuck norris more.

[oldschoolsniperfi]

Chuck Norris dosent need allys he's his own battalion and one man army

[Warriorcats24]

when the iraq soldiers see him, they wave the white flag, and run

[cruxader27]

0:43

soldier: sir, can you really unscramble eggs?

chuck: yeah and i can also put it back in its shell.

[ApexIXMR]

@cruxader27

Oh thanks. I missed that part :-|

[WinnSkin]

Chuck Norris never came to Iraq. Iraq came to him

[WinnSkin]

when Chuck Norris goes out to the battle field , the enemies surrenders.

[AlboTiger7]

When God said "Let there be Light", Chuck Norris turned it the fuck off.

[ChrisCa1601]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[armydudeboy]

heres a fact.

In soviet Russia we have to effect on Chuck norris

[DarkCerberuz]

The War is over! Chuck Norris is here!!!

[BansheeMilk]

When CHUCK NORRIS visits America, it TURNS into Iraq.

[GuitaristRowanM]

Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter. But Chuck Norris follows no one.

[GuitaristRowanM]

Chuck Norris turned god into an athiest.

[GuitaristRowanM]

some see a glass half full, others see a glass half empty. Chuck Norris only sees Scotch.

[zXPOCKETGUNS1123Xz]

what will hapen when he dies o wait he cant die

[ThtsWatSheSaid19993]

chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity. He got it back.

[TXejas19]

@ThtsWatSheSaid19993 HAHAHA! this made my day....

[ThtsWatSheSaid19993]

@TXejas19 i got tons more that are funny as hell

[TXejas19]

@ThtsWatSheSaid19993 oh, you must've wrote the book lol

[ThtsWatSheSaid19993]

@TXejas19 no. only chuck norris can write the book

[TXejas19]

@ThtsWatSheSaid19993 hahahaha.....

[ThtsWatSheSaid19993]

@TXejas19 did you know if you spell chuk noris wrong- OH SHIT!!!! Comment Removed by Chuck Norris.

[BLACKMAILER111]

Comment roundhouse kicked by chuck's beard 

[lazy4295]

Chuck Norris can sing in sign language!

[darthjump]

So he is in Iraq, thanking the people they do his afternoon work

[oOMelomaniacOo]

LOL "The war is over ,Chuck Norris is here!"

[MegaRock1234]

if Jesus can walk on water , Chuck Norris can swim on land

[jasper561996]

Chuck Norris can sing the Alphabet song backwards in 5 seconds.

[340395Andres]

In WWll chuck norris shot a german plane down just pointing at it with his finger and shouting " bang"

[TheDominoBuilder]

Chuck Norris?

That's fricking Haddock from Tintin... :P

[XReadster]

This explains how the war ended then.

[TheAnimaition]

BUSH LIED there is a more power full weapon in iraq then nukes

[danielg6961]

america lost just deal wiv it

[YOMAMAGOTWACKEDFULLY]

If the wake up tomorrow, Chuck Norris spared your life

[GabrielMafiazicca]

USA lost Vietnam war cuz CHUCK NORRIS wasnt there,,,,

[mrmapegothe13th]

@GabrielMafiazicca We didnt lose Nam, it was defunded by congress and we had no choice but to back out. We didnt lose the war in afghanistan either.

[GabrielMafiazicca]

@mrmapegothe13th Yeah..we loose....everybody know that...why the americans aways think they are better than anyone?? i dont understand...thats the truth...we lost...

[mrmapegothe13th]

@GabrielMafiazicca We dont think were better, its just we have the best military around. Its not the truth, Congress defunded it, meaning we couldnt buy the guns clothes and weapons our soldiers needed, so we had no choice but to back out. And no, we didnt lose the war in Afghanistan, we went, we killed Bin laden and crippled Al qaeda, we did what we went there to do, we won, so now, we are backing out.

[whitelighter378]

thats so cool going to seeing the troops and not being normal not like some other actor which no names lol being cool about it thats great thats what a love to see in people...

[green823jade]

all of the troops in iraq represent 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000001 of 1 percent of the power of Chuck Norris 

[771legorambo771]

chuck norris once joined the navy seals for one day. osama bin laden was found dead the same day.

[Jhilaire17]

Sweet god, its an acutal fucking book. . . . AWESOME!

[MaKeUsHiT]

That book wrote itself cause Chuck Norris wanted his deeds to be written

[Jota16BR]

" The war is over. Chuck Norris is here. "

:D

[Hellislose]

pfft, americans <,<

[ang9300]

iraq has wmd's but america has Chuck norris

[MsGers2]

I want that book!!

[SergioKANE666]

does this book have the bruce lee mad chuck fact?

When chuck norris challenges bruce lee, chuck norrs gets his ass kicked.

[themasterkilzoner]

@SergioKANE666 OMG you are ssoooooooooo gonna die XB

[MrRagmore4]

I love how people are telling chuck norris jokes in hopes to be thumbed up. XD

[AOVengeance]

America's new atomic weapon. Two word Chuck  Norris

[AlanRahmsey]

Civilians look up to our armed forces. Our armed forces look up to Chuck Norris.

[abbadeen]

Chuck Norris dosen't needs to wear camoflage, camoflage has to wear Chuck Norris

[bumness123]

Chuck Norris has all boys because his kids won't be pussies

[bumness123]

All of those guys are still alive because they are blessed with the presence of chuck norris

[zvertigoz444]

when this guy walks in the room he doesnt turn on the lights...the darkness just kills itself

[action887]

when chuck norris voted for Mcain everyone behind him voted for him aswell

[Albert18264]

Even the enemy put down their guns and waited in hope of meeting Chuck .

[JeffroTV]

Chuck Norris doesn't visit Iraq. Iraq visit's Chuck Norris!

[KEVINSAWESOME1]

HA I DISLIKED. ooo shit. *chuck norris breaks in house* no no chuck i was kiddign i didnt mean to wait wat r u doing no no no plz (smack!)

[geocloud2000]

WOW...I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DISLIKE THIS......

[AmericanMan44]

in soviet russia car drives you! in soviet russia.........yea, your still gonna get your ass kicked by chuck norris.

[1xXXWARPIGXXx1]

epic at 1:00

[MirtaGevFett]

we didnt find osama... chuck noris joined the army and osama turned him self in

[KRNewell97]

Chuck Norris is here. THE WAR IS OVER!!! :D

[Brown33Ass86]

Chuck norris Died After 20 Years , But death Is too Scared to tell Chuck .

[Abdarrell]

Chuck Norris accidently sneezed on one of those soldiers. That was the birth of Master chief.

[jmbanaag98]

when i and chuck norris went to soviet russia i tried to roundhouse kick him , the one who is writing this is the spirit of me

[conradpexter]

When U.S. troops entered Iraq looking for WMD's they only found Chuck Norris.

[cesarmijail]

Chuck Norris ended the call of duty black ops veteran with a knife and no respawn

[cricket094]

Didn't they send Chuck Norris over there so our troops can come home?

[luarionte]

Chuck Norris doesn't visit Iraq!

Iraq visits Chuck Norris!

[froyboy4life]

0:59 The war is over. 

[adamtr1121]

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[Jaroldv127]

@adamtr1121 LMFAO

[Akislav1990]

Bush is finally right, there are now weapons of mass destruction in Iraq :)

[anakin263]

@Akislav1990 lol



[gvaldez42O]

@Akislav1990 WHEN DID BRUCE LEE ARRIVE? I MUST HAVE MISSED THAT PART

[fatprick44]

@Akislav1990 classic.

[debzeppeliniv]

@Akislav1990 lmao !!

[danmanjones]

arnie was over there days ago too....don't know why chuck has a uniform on, he's never served

[CloudAYB]

@danmanjones to give the boys the feeling that good old chuck is on there side

[terrikeedan]

@danmanjones On the contrary, he has. And his brothers as well, although one sadly died in Vietnam. Chuck knows what it's like.

[ConspiracyChannel101]

@danmanjones

It is the thought that counts.

[Bornisen]

Haha! AWESOME!