hey gang! lets have a beverly vs allison "who's the hotter?" competition! 1) face...gotta go with bev on that one, she's a goddess 2) rack...allison by one mile, 8 inches and 3 cup sizes 3) boo-tay...it's the tie breaker! and the winner is: BEVERLY!!!!! utterly sublime, deliciously pert, a 10 all the way in the white girl division anyways...
Sure, it's dramatic, but shooting out an OIL LAMP is probably about the dumbest damn thing a person could do, unless they actually INTEND to set the place on fire...
This is a good episode, one of the better ones to riff on from Corman. It almost seems lazy of them to do so many Corman films, but the man does have a talent for making smeg.
Pin it on in the morning now! Ok thats got to be the same song Servo was doing in The sants claus when he sang Get it on in the morning now. Anybody know what song it is or where its from???
AND COULD YOU SHUT UP AND GET OVER THE WAR?! Geez, and I though 1920s Germany was a sore loser
So it's a barfight between two hot chicks and two idiot sidekicks at the very beginning of the show. You'd think that would mean the movie would be better
hey gang! lets have a beverly vs allison "who's the hotter?" competition! 1) face...gotta go with bev on that one, she's a goddess 2) rack...allison by one mile, 8 inches and 3 cup sizes 3) boo-tay...it's the tie breaker! and the winner is: BEVERLY!!!!! utterly sublime, deliciously pert, a 10 all the way in the white girl division anyways...
akitaman101 4 months ago
they we were in the swaps wearing skirts like them!
budzin303 4 months ago
Sure, it's dramatic, but shooting out an OIL LAMP is probably about the dumbest damn thing a person could do, unless they actually INTEND to set the place on fire...
GoblinXXX 4 months ago
One of the killers shows up at the burial?-c'mon Corman.
pretorious700 5 months ago in playlist MST3k Gunslinger
"Scott Hood..."
What? I'm dead!
NorwichTeenwolf 5 months ago
"Kinda bend yer neck"???
First time I've heard that one LOL.
WhatSayestThou 5 months ago in playlist nst3k gunslinger
There's no one left alive.
ChaoticYak 7 months ago
This is a good episode, one of the better ones to riff on from Corman. It almost seems lazy of them to do so many Corman films, but the man does have a talent for making smeg.
verbusen 10 months ago
"Boy it sure is blue out today..." - forgot to white-balance the camera did we?
demboys18 11 months ago
We're so sessy...LMAO!
rainesalatte 11 months ago
My son and I watched this episode 15 years ago, just one time, and we still say "I'm just wingin' here Lord" to each other. MST3K lives forever!
joebarnin 11 months ago
Pin it on in the morning now! Ok thats got to be the same song Servo was doing in The sants claus when he sang Get it on in the morning now. Anybody know what song it is or where its from???
antgav79 1 year ago
@antgav79 It's from a song by a band from the 70's called Lighthouse. And it's "get it on in the morning now".
pretorious700 10 months ago
Jonathan Haze lived to have his butt kicked in Corman films apparently.
pretorious700 1 year ago
NBC UNIVERSAL YOU DICKWEEDS
Applemask 1 year ago 19
Part 1 is missing. :(
Dulcimerist 1 year ago 5
You know, it's just possible that's Rachmaninoff on the piano.
silverwheel 1 year ago
Wow, these have to be the lousiest saloon girls
AND COULD YOU SHUT UP AND GET OVER THE WAR?! Geez, and I though 1920s Germany was a sore loser
So it's a barfight between two hot chicks and two idiot sidekicks at the very beginning of the show. You'd think that would mean the movie would be better
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
"It's just possible that's Rachmaninov on the piano." This show continually shows me why I love it so much.
balletcomposer 1 year ago 2
you know, beef roast, IN THE OVEN!
hellogoodbyemyluv 1 year ago 4
I'm just wingin it here Lord...
Im a GRIMWALD WARRIOR!!!!!
buckracer 2 years ago 2
doodily doodily do HER FACE!!
shrews12001 2 years ago
What a good sheriff... curfews... shooting people without a trial... Hitler would be proud :D
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago 2
@ WhiteTiger Aw, come on. No need to bring the Nazis into it.
JiaBlackholesun 1 year ago 3
"You know? 'Beef roast'...'oven'?"
Hilarious.
DrThunder88 2 years ago 7
What will Patty and Paula DO?????!!!!!
pretorious700 2 years ago
"I didn't mean it!"
Was that Jonathan Haze's little trademark for a while? It was his Little shop of Horrors line that you hear repeatedly.
Oppledeldoc 2 years ago 2
That is the least enticing can-can I have ever seen.
Kinemacolour 2 years ago
"I want you to do me a favor.......Get a restraing order on yourself. :]
LONGPORKBUFFET 2 years ago 5
Ten minutes into the film proper and we have our first catfight.
Yep, this is a Corman film alright...
Capng123 2 years ago 9
And a catfight between Beverly Garland and Allison Hayes proves to be surprisingly lame.
This IS a Corman film
Tareltonlives 2 years ago 14
Nice afternoon of work for William Schallert.
havaneezer 2 years ago
4:29
HAHAHAHA
oiscout2000kenny 2 years ago 2
It's like some sad version of the Can Can.
Cosmoline 2 years ago 2
You know... BEEF ROAST... In the OVEN!
GoblinXXX 2 years ago 4
"0 women in the last 30 days, got a lite?"
Wereupunder 2 years ago
*tink* Ow!! (multiple gunshots)
LOL
animegrrl5k 2 years ago
Cheaply made movies of the 'old west'...
canudigit3000 2 years ago 8