JewTube?: 9/4/09

[joeyblong]

Jewtube has a lock on my accounts so people can't find my videos in a search. I'm a notorious antisemite, i.e. I tell the truth about how the "jews" are sodomizing the entire world. Learn more about them: 100777 dot com slash protocols

I have a few hundred hits whereas some of the stupidest f--king videos you've ever seen have four million. You can't tell me he has thousands of friends who in turn have thousands more.

[eatmarth]

was that plank? from Ed Edd and Eddy?

[kpatthethird]

Oh Dan, go back to being awesome like this please.

[XxBlueNinja666]

NERD

[thrashblackdeath666]

@HumansAgainstJews it's absolutely ludicrous that you can say anything negative about christians, muslims, buddhists and other religions and hardly anybody cares but the second you call out the jews they treat you like a fucking felon. fuck kikes.

[MXDSouldier]

how much of a fag can this dude be? ya really hit a new bar on it man

[MrBUTTERBEAN420]

TAKE YOUR SNEAKY JEWS JEW AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR KIKE ASS JEW BOY

[DXmqPrc9]

i like all my toes for diffrent resons but the one a like the most is the one next to my big toe because i couldn't find a thing i didn't dislike about it intresting question it's stupid but makes you think like that one baseball video where whos on first whats on second by the way jewtube rocks and p.s stay crazy cus it's awsome.

[Doooooom8123]

my fave toe is the one in my anus

[variousname]

There are so many of these YouTube people with talking clips that cut scene, having the person 'jump' all over the screen. It takes more than genetic good looks to become famous. You need genuine talent too.

[dirtyjew1974]

@variousname thats not always true, look at the music industry today and in film look at paul walker lol, the point is that as long as people like crap then crap will be supported...just ask lady ga ga or katy perry lol

[teslaglobal]

You love the sound of your own voice. your a ripe wanker.

[RAINBOWFLAVOREDTACOS]

Rubik'sing FTW LOL

[mmmasdfmasdf]

U r a fag

[JayZPimpin101]

Wtf? the hell are you talking about? I thought you was gonna talk about jewtube...Wtf!

[DarkCrimsonLily]

I like my baby toe on my right foot. It's in an awkward permanent bend, so it amuses me. And I've never really thought about which toe would be my favourite before.... Also, why do you have a picture of the pope above your piano?

[real1abcda]

....LOL..... WHY THE FUCK THIS TITLE MAN ? really man... what we know as the new world order is a jewish plot to enslave humanity as their slaves trough comunsim... ITS NO FUCKING JOKE.... but i guees i still like your video..... peace ou

[real1abcda]

.....LOL..... WHY THE FUCK THIS TITLE MAN ? really man... what we know as the new world order is a jewish plot to enslave humanity as their slaves trough comunsim... ITS NO FUCKING JOKE.... but i guees i still like your video..... peace out

[wody21]

Rubik cube inventor: Ernő Rubik (hunarian professor...)

[EnkiMelekTaus]

well hes annoying

[Lizzyloo44]

Actually, it's not posessive with an 's. that means Rubik is Cube.

Rubiks Cube. Rubiksing. :) or Rubixing.

[EcchiCaturdayNao]

@Lizzyloo44 no, that only applies to "it's". lrn2grammar.

[Hevoskuningas]

Hei mie yritän olla Boxxy!

[TheBritishElf]

i like my big toe cn my right foot because i draw ur face on it and pretend im talking to u

[Vrezas]

my big toe and my left foot

thats actually the only one i like

the rest are backtalking trash

[JamesNintendoNord]

gay dude, 1/5

[dritch11]

the one next to my big toe cause sometimes it looks longer than my big toe and other times it looks the same length

[transformersandwwe]

lulz

[JoshyRice19]

ok my favorite toe is the one next to the big toe on the right foot cause its got a curve in it. and bonus my least favorite is the pinky on the left foot cause it swells and causes pain when i play basketball.

[GokkastCheats]

Gay dude you are Gay

[VideosByKayla]

I hate feet! grossssss

[LMLshow]

ED!!! Thats the best!!!

[xD109]

Hey Dan.

I have those same pepper lights by your piano.

xD

[merzer131]

u suck lol

[cding12]

Is Ed a reference to that cartoon show Ed Edd and Eddy back from the quite early 2000s?

[BudWiser999]

NINCOMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[algeeman]

my friend Gabe plays trombone and piano! just like you!

[HeyImEmilye]

OH MY GOSH.

so, i've watched this video about 392743 times just because i thought the rubik'sing of cubes was really funny. and then i realized that your wood was a reference to ed, edd, and eddy, (or however you spell it. ) but i didn't notice because i haven't seen that show since about second grade. or maybe i'm wrong.

toes are weird.

[OOZ662]

I'm liking my middle toes, because they're as long as some people's pinkies. They don't look like it, but people compare and go D=

[ryanbranom]

Chicken and the Pope?

Best video ever.

[bekfry2]

I like my small toe on my right foot becuase it doesn't have a nail and when I paint it i paint skin :P

[ImThatRandomPerson]

CHICKEN

[spencerant88]

Possessive Action. Lawl.

[abracefacetwoeyes]

Its the pope!!

[xxemotasticxxx]

Oh my Chickeness

[davidpadgett123]

my favorite toe.. hmm the 2nd one, closest to the big toe on my right foot,.. hannds downn

[doggysareawsome]

hahahahahahaha i love the CHICKEN! and ed! :P

[massiekurpc]

Ed is awesome Dan. =)) favorite... toe? i love them all. thye help me balance... but i guess biggest toe.

[Rapunzzel07]

By the way, what was that piano piece called? I've played for 6 years, and I'm sure I've either played it at a recital orr...someone else did. I recognize it.

[Rapunzzel07]

Ok, I must say, even though I find you yourself extremely hilarious, Mr. Dan, I had to actually laugh out loud at your piano playing at the end. I totally know how that feels--the song has a quick tempo and you get the first part right and then it just falls apart and you want to start playing crap. Thanks for making me laugh. It's making my crapped-out stomach feel SO much better. :o)

[xXxIncisionxXx]

CHICKEN!

[GrausigGrausig]

Whars with the pope?

[kingsbury96]

i like the grammer lesson XD

[ThomasPeitl]

2:10  l - o - l

[isingmyselftoyou]

Wow the piano at the end was amazing

[itsabbers19]

the pope?

[pimpmanmike]

mine is like mitchell big toe cause i think it s very important cause without it...youd be hopping,...and youd look really weird...and scary...and its just important.

ahhhhh!

chicken so hillarious man!!!!

[pimpmanmike]

omg! i looked at jewtube omg it was so weid but funny

[xgm94x]

he reminds me of dane cook. lol.

[rahrimarainbow]

i like my middle toe because unlike on my hands, it is not the longest C:

[AmberFTSK]

LOL, HE'S MY FAVORITE ON VLOGVETICA.

[erinricecake]

my eleventh toe :) his name is earl.

[ashmeister83]

yeah, i saw that afterward, haha

[xxXCagedBirdXxx]

...sometimes when you talk you sound like a genius 0.0

...like when youre talking about the rubiks cube apostrophe thing...

haha :D

[itsabbers19]

2:08-2:11

bahahahahahahaha! :D

chicken!

[xxXCagedBirdXxx]

haha

0.0 Wow...ur good at the piano!!! :DD

[jessiskindacrazy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA "chicken!" MY FRIEND ED.

[XtremeSceneJude]

he has the pope in his room xD

[tenacross]

My pinky toe, because I like to cross it over the toe next to it, which drives my partner INSANE

[florencia5656]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[homeworkisevilll]

its called cubing

not rubik'sing

thats like

sing

cubers cube. :)

[DestroyingDarrian]

[({CHICKEN!})]

[JulieOfSuburbia]

00:16 kills me EVERY TIME!

[nowinterweather]

you are the best member of vlogvetica, dan... and youtube in general :)

[Subscriber102]

Your blaster's a 7 :)

[gibelsnbits]

my second toe, the one next to my big toe, because its longer than my big toe n_n

[mrspoisonivy22]

rofl XD possessive actions? rofl omg that is truly genius lmfao...and i would have to say my big toe...because its the only toe i can paint without getting nail polish around it...my other toes are abnormally small T_T lol

[lordoflolicon]

Rubik Erno :)

[TheC0ll0sus]

I LOVE ED CAN YOU INTRODUSE ME?

[mcslova]

you are a pretty epic piano player. just sayin'.

[dmoosey]

idk why maybe its the way you speak. but you really piss me off

[samjohnson1993]

idk, maybe it's the way you comment but you really piss me off

[cdsniper10]

Dan i love your outro

[courtneyREVENGE]

i think feet are disgusting.

[apocalypseponi13]

you are awesome.

ed is awsome.

this video, ...

kinda awesome.

[GoreGutsGrind]

you = win .

I actually subscribed to vlogvetica because of Mitchell , but you sir, sir pass him.

Also left foots little toe , because I got a massive blister on it once and the skin has never come right since.

[0mylandlord]

hes good but mitchell is still the best

[iamaseagull]

is that the pope

[EquestrianPride16]

PUT ON THE WEDDING DRESS

......

CHICKEN

hahaha i just died

[yellowflyingthing]

second one becaouse it;s cute and round on the top!

[Obyschick]

LOL You ARE vlogvetica. The hugestest reason I subscribe :D And sometimes Mitchell

[tallizay]

haha, love the toe question!! my favorite toe is the one next to my big toe (what is that one called) on my left foot because it is almost 2 inches long!! it's my longest of really long toes!!

[tinymarina]

you have really small hands. hahha

[EternalSunshine09]

i would have to say... the hallux. yeah, i went there dan.

[CRAANKBABIEZ]

I just had an English lesson.

Win.

[musicisloserlover]

youre a lefty!

(:

[hearkatrinaroar]

ahha this was such a greta video. uhmm i love all my toes?

[guardiantwotw1]

my big toe on my left fut. obviously... because its the only toe on my feet that doesnt click when i move it!

[lipslikerazorblades]

LMAO, pure concentration at the end. :D

[eatsomechowder]

he looks unusally horny to me....ahah is it just me???

[LiNdSeEaNdFriEnDs]

nope. I agree.

[miaxmoo]

This reminds me of the Jewbix cube. Don't ask.

[x0cupy0cakes0x]

:o

was that

ED from

ed, ed, and eddy?

xD

heheh sorry :D

[RawrToasty]

no the piece of wood from that show was named plank

[x0cupy0cakes0x]

Ahhh

^_^

thank you hehe

[NathanJames21]

Dan!!!!!!!

I think I like your Vlogvettica vids the best...

...thanks for putting some thought (and time) into your vids...

It's appreciated ^_^

[edgeblackbelt]

nice picture of the pope

[mydancehalldrug]

you seem really smart i love you.

[JBfan4evar]

Rubisking someones cube could be taken in a perv way! lol jk

[xTtoriix]

I thought it was rubix....

[hayleyheadphones]

CHICKEN!

[mrbored04]

2:07 - 2:11 almost killed me from laughter.

[bananaxxsmoothie]

i love the end logo!

[themanperson324]

jew

[8B6EB8]

OMFG LMAO @ 0:36

[lionhatkids]

you are the best vlogvetican.

[ironside222]

i like my little toe coz i ate it with a wooden spoon

[cassidyjonas12]

haha there could be an apostrophe.

but you would actually spell it like this, rubixing.

[TiffanyThePrez]

that is very hilariously ironic that your name is dan and you mentioned toes.

because i have a friend who liked this guy named dan and he looks like a toe, so we call toes 'dans.' just saying.

and PINKY TOES ftw.

[Lissu82]

simple,  YOU ARE SHIT

[161616161616yay]

good video...like best vid on here in a while

[nisahbby]

i love you dan

[holycrapnessbatman]

american apparel hoodie. :D

[Effinoob]

What are you on, and where can I get some?

[porsha875]

VETICIANS :}

~"~ \/ ~"~

:D

[BlakesNo1]

dan you are amazing. wow.

[itskristii]

haha your videos always make me laugh

lol i died when you randomly did the whole chicken thing haha

[pieface8D]

Hmm, I can't decide between the my third toes. Both of them were identically cut by falling shards of glass a month ago or so, and having a Pikachu band-aid on each just made me love them so much more.

HI ED :D

[FRENCHYisWILD]

I dont like any of my toes cuz they always make holes in my socks:( so i barely get to wear socks:(

[LloggyT]

the apostrophe would go away since it's now a verb. but ilove you K's(:

[DylanRenke]

and its not used as a name of a person, its used as an object.

[8Tails]

I vote Dan to be the new and improved Keyboard Cat.

And favorite toe? Umm... I like them all equally...?

[CourtXDx3]

Plank! :D

[Miowwwa]

im scared of feet!

[ThePlanetSteve]

Why on earth is there a picture of the Pope above your Piano?! xD

And it has to be my sixth toe, so the big toe on my right foot :)

[itylerisfly]

haha thats funny bt confusing with the rubixsing

[Scottk95]

wtf

[emmfan09]

Ed, Edd and Eddy!!!!!! Hahahahaha noyce! I guess my right big toe? Idk hahahaha nice, original question. The "Chicken" was epically hilarious.

[Julztheory]

The chicken scared me. Lol! Hilarious <3 ^^

[Navs1231]

kay so this video made me love you.

[theblock14]

It's the pope! haha

[wytherwings]

RANDOM POPE PICTURE

[mileycyrushmf]

im not very fond of feet so none of them? haha.

ed is cooler than a bowl of awesomesauce. :)

[thefrOgimmortal]

My favorite toe is my middle toe on my left foot. Named him Edward. Boy I miss him, left him back in 'Nam along with half of my lower intestinal tract.

[crimsong19]

My big right toe because ... I'm a righty and it's the biggest?

Ed, Edd, and Eddy!

[blackonyx3]

i've been watching mitchell for quite some time, but i'm really diggin' you. (:

[dudefacecupholder]

Ed looks like Plank from Ed Edd & Eddy.

[QRST93]

omg ed edd and eddy!!! HAVN'T SEEN THAT IN A LONG TIME.

[amurderofcrowz]

your my favorite out of all the vlogveticins

[Cavetroll100]

Wow. I think your friend Ed is cool. I'm not very fond of my feet, so I don't like any of them.

[Musicality4]

omg! ed ed and eddy referance! ♥

[flapjackandjill45]

i luv my right middle one and btw Ed is AWESOME!

[littlepineapple4]

what a nerd

[p0eticd3ath]

i like my big toe on my right foot. and ...awesome playing on the piano dan :)

[aalllxx]

hu the hell is that guy on top of ur piano

[babychicky113]

ed!

i love ed! :D

ed edd n eddie was amazing.

[keithzworld]

Haha lol awesome video Dan, I would have to say that my right big toe is mt favorite lol

[uCantBreakFamily]

my yoe next 2 my big toe on my right foot everyone is saying their left foot but no my right 1

[kristenap005]

i enjoy my left second toe.

[k425m]

Man. That Pope Benedict poster above your piano is sexy.

[PieMan424242]

ED IS AWESOME!!!

[TheFingerlessWonder]

I like my left middle toe because it looks like a mushroom because it almost got cut off when I was born. =O

[therealdwk]

your pinkys are weird... just saying

[mattfromoakland]

my big toes cause i learned how to give a foot "thumbs up"!

[pitbullgurl95]

my second to the last toe

[FailFallxRepeat]

toes are ugly. ahahh i love your face at the end.

[kazooga1234]

i dont have a favorite toe i dont want any of my toes to feel bad

[electiguy834]

my favorite toe is the ring toe on my left foot

[CorinnaLovesToast]

Marry me, Dan.

[Stardom242]

jewtube? there will be no rubixing with my cube rofl

chicken!

my second to da last toe

[FindYourZenith]

picture of the pope?

[TheHappyz]

lmao CHICKEN!

[jonasxlover123]

Alright, high five for the pic of Nick Jonas on your wall. Amazingness.

And my favorite toe is the pinky toe, you know, the little stubby one. Why? Because it's...cool....I guess...

[downloadMEfast]

Definitely my second toe because its the longest:)

[Yupperooski]

The one next to the big toe! :D