A Finger Of Fudge!!!!!!!!!

[SarsecPally]

When I was a kid, right around the time fire was discovered, these things were only a quarter in America, but I never knew anything about "peppery", must be a dialect barrier happening there.

[Potionette81]

Only 10p??? Blimey, thesedays it would probably be a pound!

[sJ6m]

@Potionette81 They were 15p for as long as I can remember them (I'm 24 now), right up until about 2009/10; then they went to 17p, which I thought was strange, as it was such an inconvenient price. Now they are 20p.

Judging by the cars and hairstyles in the advert, the price has only doubled in 30 years, so it's not too bad.

[TheMusicMan29]

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your girl a treat" thats what we sang in the playground.

[Uberdude25]

How much is it now about 5 quid?

[MrThisplaceisweird]

@Uberdude25

lol

[zionravescene]

9 people got fingered in the fudge.

[flangemonger]

I didn't buy one of the damn things for YEARS cos I thought it said they were peppery.

[bobaector23]

That's what she said.

[BumbleGrease2011]

A finger of fudge is way too much, to give your anorexic a treat

[PoisonedAl]

If a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, surely giving a kid a "fun" sized one is just mocking them.

[richievegas01]

A finger of fudge is just enough/Unless you're Marriane Faithfull...

[richwicz]

I love the monkey-faced kid who misses with the conker, try to make sense of that my American friends HA!

[nabarro31]

6 for a pound atm ,,taste just as good as they always did pukka ,, whenever i c a bar the songs just in your head :)but now my sons the kid :(

[digitaloranges]

Cadbury. CABURY! Not peppery!

[2000ghoul]

@digitaloranges peppery peppery

[JGBAJD]

what year was this ad

[Alan7997]

@JGBAJD '84? '85? Sometime round then.

[dismith73]

full of CADBURY goodness. Cloth-ears.

[JJMCB26]

GO FUDGE YOURSELF!!!

[amojak]

always parodied as "a finger a f*** is just enough to give the girls a treat" when i were younger :p

[Steve10578]

@amojak - Yeah , I recall that too.

[MrJuide]

My priest use to give me his finger of fudge,he said "theya re good to eat".

[iheartwilly1234]

10p omg! 20p now :o

[Steve10578]

@iheartwilly1234 - Yes, it's amazing it's only 20p now.

[TheMegoCoolMego]

I need to stop watching all of these old adverts ><

[jayjaypen2]

ONLY 10p!!! 

[EgoShredder]

Kids were more innocent back then or I was at least! A finger of fudge for me carried no innuendo or whatever. Also I know your palette alters as you grow older, but not that much! I mean the chocolate we once knew like Cadbury's or Galaxy, now literally tastes like poison and you spit it out instantly. Same goes for cereals as they are slamming sugar into everything and taking out the costly ingredients, thinking it will fool us. Sadly most people are morons when it comes to diet!

[iBatezy]

A Finger of Fudge Is Not Enough So Give Us The Fucking Box!

[animalbabe1234]

ITS NOT PEPPERY, ITS CADBURY!

[Writeowl]

No doubt people up and down the country pissed themselves laughing when this ad came out. In Oz we had an ad for an ice cream and its catchphrase was: It's so hard to have a Gay time on your own!" LOL. Sometimes ad companies are asleep at the switch.

[alanlovedog]

my teacher was sent to prison for trying to give me a finger of fudge.

[chrissy17169]

@alanlovedog serves your teacher right. i only wish we could bring back the death penalty for this heinous crime

[sunshinemags]

It sounded like peppery to me.

[19smokey19]

its full of peppery goodness, but its not peppery, lol or are they saying cadburys ...

[blacknickelson]

I always thought it was Cadbury goodness.

[danielsonn77]

hahahahaha peppery goodness??? 

[eorthen]

peppery WTF???? they didn't taste of fucking pepper?

[MegaUnfunny]

@eorthen hahaha i thought they said peppery too! but it actually says "cadbury"

[martinward10]

@eorthen I know, what the fuck? Pepper? they never did taste of pepper...

[martinward10]

I'm 31 and I remember them being much cheaper then 10p....

[TwoTube2]

@eorthen Cadbury, not peppery, but yeah I thought it was peppery too at first :P

[2000ghoul]

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[TwoTube2]

@2000ghoul que tal?

[2000ghoul]

@TwoTube2 ci

[mammatirs85]

@eorthen maybe i'm strange but i have liturally got tears running down my face i just laughed my ass off at your comment oh thanks i haven't laughed like that in ages :') xx

[philibusta2k7]

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your girl a treat

especially when you put it up her punani meat

[Overfiend002]

A finger of fudge is just enough to get your kids hooked on sweets

[chickitakoowan]

I like to pull my pants down in public.

[MrsRileyBiers]

only 10p man!!!! 17 FUCKIN p now!!!! :@

[cryingonion2]

Me and my sister thought it was "full of sugery goodness"! Funny that no one could hear cadbury - the key word!

[Necromortis61]

@cryingonion2 Oh yeah!

[barellies10]

LMFAO xxxxxx

[jackieandrea]

Creepy!!! I haven't seen that commercial since it aired on television......and I knew the words off by heart!!! Man, you could do some serious programming on kids with commercials!!

[Necromortis61]

Whereas a finger of fudge from the choir master is just enough to scar your kids for life.

[dloverise]

@Necromortis61 LMAO

[seanwilliams2009]

Now there 17p, scanderless

[stephenworthuk]

ONly 10p that was good in those day probably about 60p these days lol

[Overfiend002]

@stephenworthuk 15p more likely. Although they may be 20, I haven't seen the price since the VAT rise

[Overfiend002]

17p? Sounds about right.

[thehondarebel]

Peppery! eww never having another fudge again

[KangoTV]

They're 15p now.

*sigh*

[guthywoodry]

At England's top Public Schools, 'A Finger of Fudge' meant something very dark, probing, intrusive (And most unfragrant.) ...

Something no boy could ever forget .... -Whether received from The Masters or fellow pupils ....

For England's Highest Social Echelons, this TV advert is significant & unforgettable -For all the wrong reasons ......

[runbambirun]

I never could understand why it was full of 'peppery goodness'.

[damon858]

" a finger fudge is just enough to give your ass a treat" ahh school days good ol fashioned puerile behaviour

[Selfhealer22]

Peppery goodness?? And is it just me who thinks the phrase "finger of fudge" sound very wrong?!

[dfarmbrough]

Am I the only one who wants to strangle the boy who's singing at the beginning of this?And why are they singing "kids" instead of "children"? This isn't America!

[stevebritgimp]

Yup, another peppery person here.

[garynevillestache]

Rolling back the years!!!!

[UFO380]

I worked on most of these early commercials thanks for uploading to Youtube which has brought back some good memories.

[TechSmack]

10 p? now 17p

[codycobourg]

OMG i remember that ad....LOL

[pinkandjefflynne]

Sounds like me after my finger went through the cheap tissue paper I bought after wiping my arse

[ZorrroUK]

i just got brain aids

[jintsyjames]

Oh this was a candy commercial? I was about to say I didn't remember that part in "The Omen" when Damian had a candy bar.

[MPearce1414]

10p my god those where the days, 17p now what a rip off

[354sd]

They were very tasty,so whats funny about that?

[dagon971225]

If i said i want a finger of fudge here in the US, i would not get a candy bar.

[infeted14]

@dagon971225 lol same here now man

[karaloca]

@dagon971225 Same in the UK - thats the reason this ad is so funny.

[paul1967uk]

@dagon971225 its not candy you redneck

[voon100]

OMG I remember this. One of my primary school kid's mom always bought him one every day, where I can only look on as my tummy rumbles with envy.

[spaceraida]

lol, could you imagine telling the kids nowadays you wanna give em a finger of fudge!?! "sorry officer, it wont happen again, no, no need to ring social services no.... "

[anonUK]

@spaceraida

You seem to have failed your CRB test, sir, and so can no longer work within 3 miles of any children.

[dksorry]

The sad thing about the this advert is that it would be banned now adays, not only because they say " just enough to they eat", but also because of the kids playing conkers, without safety goggles. oh well at least you can still buy a fudge for 15p is it 20p nowadays

[Azureecosse]

Funny how some of the post on this clip are smutty, when this advert came out it was innocent shame we cant go back to those days without people trying to find the smutty inuendo, sad people.

[luttman23]

@Azureecosse shut up and crack a smile

[Azureecosse]

@luttman23 you shut up stop telling people what to say if you dont like my comments bugger off you muppet.

[papercutpictures]

there used to be a dirty version of the fudge song going round the playgrounds... I wish i could remember it now.

[CelticPowerRanger]

@papercutpictures Playgrounds had the uncanny knack of turning the most innocent thing into something rude and dirty. And to think we were all supposed to be so innocent back then as well.

[neillconnor]

a finger of kraft dosnt quite sound right does it

[chunkyjaycobs]

this add is wrong on sooooooo many levels

[theseus27]

Cor...only 10p then.Chocolate has soared in price now!!! :(

[JOCKATEO]

michael jackson used to like finger little boys fudge

[ChazJayHeaton]

my mum kept singing this and i just had to see what the fuss was about :L

[ever1ast]

A finger a thumb is just enough to give your girl a treat.

[lipgloss675411]

wow bad jokes from the adults below

[mistofoles]

Love the expression on that kid's face at the end! He looks like "Blakey" from ON THE BUSES!

[mrchuffy10]

fudge finger is what gays do to kids

[lipgloss675411]

@mrchuffy10 you mean peadophiles not gays you dumbass

[mrchuffy10]

@lipgloss675411

most gays are paedos

[lipgloss675411]

@mrchuffy10 no they're not you saddo i bet they say that hetrosexuals are rapists but i bet YOU dont like it

[mrchuffy10]

@lipgloss675411

yes of course they do dear

[lipgloss675411]

@mrchuffy10 dont be such a fucking homophobe i know that probably back in 'your day' it was alright but now people actually have consiences. thats why nobody even bothered to thumb up your 'joke' because it wasn't even funny.

[mynchiboy]

Great ad. There was a girl at my secondary school who had the nickname 'finger of fudge'...only took me another 10 years to work it out. lol

[grasmatas]

@mynchiboy LOL one of the girls in my class apparently used a Mars bar, they called her Nicky Tucker the Mars bar Fc#### hahahahahahahahaha kids can be soo cruel and now it's comming back to haunt her when she finds this post lmao...................

[defender5151]

Fudge, Curly Wurly, Milky Bar, Flake, Monster Munch, Salt N Shake, Dolly Mixtures there still on the shelves and more, you just got to look.

[2charliep]

@defender5151 They spoiled the Curly Wurly though, the original one was made with proper toffee and took ages to eat. Now they're made with fudge, just not the same.

[mouthybitch88]

just enuff to give ur kids a treat? oh so thats why michael jackson always carried them

[mhairi2006]

Fuck you!

[mrwill712]

thats an old cadburys fudge

[OldSchoolRasslin]

Has there ever been another advert for Cadbury's fudge?

[JFredUK]

How many kids play conkers nowadays? They'd be looking to see where you fitted the batteries.. That kids face at the end always makes me laugh.

[Scooby71Doo]

sad to think that they would never be allowed to dhow this advert today thanks to the health nazis. The mother would also probably get a warning from the police about peddling chocolate outside the school. Thank God i grew up in the 70`s when only rabbits ate muesli and carrots.

[nirych]

10p! That was expensive back then. I thought they were a lot cheaper than that. Thank God I had coal and sugar lumps to chew on. lol

[king2102b]

10p was expensive then, last time I saw Cadbury's fudge it was 22p in todays money.

Looking at all these ad's for Chocolate which I remember knocked around in the 80's The bars were all smaller.

No Kingsize Snickers aka Marathons as the were called then, was the Twix even invented?

Were has the Curly Wurly gone these days to. used to munch one for hours got my teeth stuck together.

They were the days b4 Health warnings (never did me any harm then wont now)

Nanny State!!!

[hemlei]

i finger up a fadge is just enouth to give u kids a treat lolololololol

[steve01274]

The song A finger of Fudge . ... Written apparantly by Manfred Mann's Mike D'abo

[sexyfi]

I think 'a finger of fudge is just enough' wouldn't cut it in todays world as an effective tagline!

[WESLEYPIPE5]

Full of goodness??!! They are tasty tho! They should bring one out with some caramel in i think (:

[sorePenis]

Of course the reality is that these are ENGLISH schoolboys and therefore would not be very interested in chocolate but more excited by the prospect of masturbating each other in the boys' toilets.

[bronzeonion]

oh dear... the imagination of an american so unimaginitave

[olstar18]

Lets see what did the british invent. Fire escapes, no that was an american. The flouroscope, oh wait another american. Stock ticker, american. Now I'm sure he said something incredibly stupid but be careful about making generalizations, they are very rarely true.

[gayplush]

You colonials would have your beloved TV (or a language) without the British XD

[ensabrenur]

what school did you goto freak?

[sorePenis]

I went to the same school you went to where your mates held me down in the toilets whilst you tried to insert your penis into my anus you arse raping queer.

[ensabrenur]

tom? is that u?

[anonUK]

@sorePenis

So, how come it's not your bottom that's sore?

[TomthatiscalledTom]

The expression on the older boy's face seems to say 'Your Mum won't be around at break time tomorrow morning when you get my conker in the bollocks...'

[bugsbunny2022]

A finger of fudge is only 15p today and a curly wurly 25p. Yet when that advert was made 35 years ago a curly wurly was only 3p and a fudge was 10p. Probably explained why I never got fudge, but always got curly wurlys.

[iloveyouhunny]

@TomthatiscalledTom roflmao !!

[fuck4286]

@TomthatiscalledTom Genius!

[kevinastraw]

@TomthatiscalledTom Who are the 35 gross morons who thought this was funny?

[KatieP1979]

This is a PROPER advert, don't make 'em like this any more! the ads these days are crap, all cars and insurance companies. No doubt the do-gooders and liberals would have this banned now anway! Give your kids a treat?! poor things would be palmed off with an apple or a carrot stick!

[RichXbox360]

10p?! What the fuck?! The fucking thing was gone in 2 gobfuls.

[odsall]

Id crack that soodin conker right around that kids bleedin head!!!Finger of fudge indeed, 10p was a right rip off!!!!Star bar and texans they were champion!!!

[kingbleah]

finger of fudge has a diff meaning now lol!

[Emmamoo]

This song was made for targetting the girls at school to tease them. We named ours after some girl called Vicky. She liked a finger of fudge.

[safari1610]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it was full of peppery goodness!!

[pme96]

@safari1610 Yes me too! Do kids still play conkers?

[djkiwi2k6]

@safari1610 same here! lol

[dorsetlady1]

@safari1610 I always used to think they sang that! It still sounds like that now even though I know it's meant to be Cadbury's goodness!

[dorsetlady1]

@safari1610 I always used to think they sang that! It still sounds like that now even though I know it's meant to be Cadbury's goodness!

[danielraven1]

10p? I wouldn't pay that for one now.

[pickford09]

pepper...pepper...PEPPER and i have been loving cadburys fudge after school for 11 years! and the secret ingredient it bloominy pepper!!

[bruticus75]

A finger of fudge is just enough to break your Granny`s teeth.....

A finger of fudge is just enough to break your Granny`s teeth.....

Its full of Cadbury`s concrete and very hard to eat..........

A finger of fudge is just enough to break your Granny`s teeth.....

[jiggystick]

fuck i remember this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePhunckyOne]

The two lads playing conkers; one looks about 12, the other looks about 7. It doesn't take a genius to suss the big lad is grooming the smaller one.

Why else was he so pissed off when the young lad ran off? He wanted to give him HIS stick of fudge! ROFL!

[ultrakool]

don't you mean pack the other one's? lol

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Next morning the conker boy twatted him good and hard

[marcelriddell]

Full of peppery goodness WTF?! r they on about?? if i knew it had pepper in it i wouldnt buy it!

[martyn3934]

'pissed off conker boy' is just great. his grimace is pure quality. lol

[mapples3b]

lol i totally heard peppery too

[BishopOfBasha]

Pissed off Conker Boy is still a working British TV/Film actor, Eddie something. Had a role in Corrie fairly recently.

Ad came out in 1975-76

[devoiddroid]

full of CADBURY goodness!

[hindler]

Full of peppery goodness?? WTF?

[zefrongurl4567]

lol so this is the ad my mom sings when i eat one:-)

lol

[ogdoad4]

is that chocolate still going?

[whatyoucooked]

"A finger of fudge is just enough to shove up your shitty arse"

[WritersCramp666]

Fudge packers!

[nasher901]

Its hilarous how that kid accepts a sweet from a complete stranger.

[KaizieAizz22479]

Such an awsume comercial! ilovefudge

my favorite type of candy ! x

[chrisbond100]

a finger a fudge is just enough if you have metal teeth

a finger a fudge is bloody hard to eat

its full of cadlburys concret

a finger a fudge is just enough if you have metal teeth

[DominatorMCMLXXVIII]

Is it bollocks just enough! You need to eat at least half a dozen to hit the spot and that's a conservative estimate. Ten or more if you're really hungry.

[LadyHarrington2k]

Too funny! (Funny 'cause it's true)!

[2puttking]

ha ha ..made me laugh...i never liked them as a kid..id probably puke if i had to eat 2!

[cdsboyg]

a finger of fudge is just enough to lift you off your seat---- smell ma finger ; )

[alanlovedog]

clearly a depraved song about anal masturbation

[KaiserSauzee]

Ha ha!

[hipstarchild]

Hahaha.

I remember this, and that lil boy at the end looks like a monkey Oo Oo ah ah !!

[battyryda]

i rememebr changing the words to this at school..lol

[cdleeman]

man, he was trying to whale on that kid at the end

[Oscar301]

what were they actually singing? It sounds to me like "full of flippery goodness"... is that right?

[Jezzzboo]

I reckon it's "Cadbury goodness", although 'flippery' is better, IMHO :-)

[mooncowtube]

A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

A finger of Fudge is just enough until it's time to eat.

It's full of Cadbury goodness but very small and neat.

A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

The words are kind of hard to make out though, even when you know what they're meant to be!

[roboman34]

thats wsa teh days  gettting sweets for 10p...or LESS than 10 p......I rememebr getting POLO MINTS for 7p Each !