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  • ive been to singapore and had a very hard time understanding some locals, i was like, im sorry? can you say that again? whut? can, cannot?

  • Oi.. For those noobs, who dislike singlishh.. I wanna say that not all Singaporean can only speak singlish.. Singlish is like the language for us to communicate with other Singaporean . But when we talk to foreigners .. We don't speak singlish.. We can speak standard English. It's like we can switch it.. But I think Singlish is a skill.. Because when foreigners, go to coffee shop and order something , u need to speak singlish.. They don't like accent.. In conclusion, I am prod to be Singaporean

  • Indian is not a language, its a race...

  • I'm an HKer living overseas but I would like to learn Singlish too because I admire Singapore very much and it has a very nostalgic feeling of HK in the golden 80s where I partly grew up, but it's clean, organized, and cream of the crop countries in the world. I find that the environment and the people appear very similar to HK. I'm glad that Singlish being recognized as an international language.

  • singaporean should not be proud of singlish. Some of us did not have a chance to learn proper english and it became mixture of chinese-hokkien type of mix english. I don't have a problem with that becasue they are trying their best to learn. however, we should do something about this. At least, our younger generation, those that are in school, should learn to speak proper english. we don't need british or american accent what so ever, just, proper englsih. !!!

  • @viola128 the younger generation DO know how to speak english.but singlish is just a representative of our multi-racial country

  • @viola128 i disagree, there is definitely room for Singlish to evolve, but it doesn't mean we should not embrace it. Its a part of who we are and where we came from.

  • Ahhhh but thennnnn!

  • still dono wat is singlish? go watch PCK~

  • whydoesmypussysmell u suck ur mother dick ok go do that now and not all singaporean talks like this ok asshole we been through alot so dun u complain shitass

  • OMG, you Singaporeans are U G L Y ! ! 

  • @whydoesmypussysmell and fucking annoying

  • @dodoboy1212 and rude to boot !

  • @whydoesmypussysmell and your pussy smells. stfu.

  • @toolfan92 You're a guitarist and a noob drummer in a heavy metal band? In SINGAPORE ?? Let me guess, you have no university degree and have no proper job? So sad.

  • @whydoesmypussysmell wow for someone with such a DUMB username you sure talk alot of thrash!

  • @whydoesmypussysmell oh btw you should have already expected flack for blatantly insulting us by calling us Singaporeans ugly. use a brain, think.

  • singlish just a trash language!! i dunt feel proud of it!

    u just ruin the real english but mixing some aliens langs

    singlish just way too horrible to be called a language

    i better speak mandarin than singlish if i come to singapore thats just too nasty to listen ppl talking fucking singlish! its just a garbage seriously for fuck sake i cant understand why they speak like that! so lousy and stupid to me

  • @Han893 it sure its thrash, but you could try typing in good english before insulting others for starters. :)

  • I don't think Tamil is even part of Singlish. Because 99% of the Singlish I hear don't even have Tamil in it. Unless the people are speaking Tamil with English/Singlish thrown in.

  • @leilyhaddad wat about "dey"

  • @y2kenag Very rarely said. Only some people have the habit of using it.

  • How is speaking in dialects singlish????

  • "Indian" isnt a language. Tamil/Hindi are Indian languages . Even Chinese isnt a language. Mandarin is a Chinese dialect. Nice video tho

  • Indian isnt a language. Tamil/Hindi are Indian dialacts. Even Chinese isnt a language. Mandarin is a language.

  • INDIAN IS SINGLISH!!! SO IN SINGLISH, INDIAN IS A LANGUAGE =D

  • Singlish was created when Hokkiens tried to speak English, now, it's an international joke, although Singaporeans are proud of it.

  • Singish is good mah. Why Garment say no good?

  • @Dckw cos they all studied in ELITE SCHOOLS thats why... its oxymoron that LKY's mother is a Hokkien Nongya... :\

  • I love the cursing at 2:47 LOL I totally cracked up

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  • and malaysians dont speak singlish. you have your manglish.

  • when the whole sentence is in chinese or hokkien or whatever it's not singlish

  • well.cant blame us.cus we have so many races in our country and well...yea...not everyone can speak english ^^ so says a singaporean.thouhg not all of us speak like that[hor]!lol

  • im a singaporean, i have a friend from Germany who learn Singlish...kinda funny and he likes communicating in singlish.. and at the same time i learn to talk proper english from him... so it's kinda cool! haha :D

  • CHOW CHIBAI IS SINGLISH TOO!

  • most malaysians dont speak english ;l .

  • aiyo what lah not only singaporeans can speak singlish malaysia almost all also speak very good wan lah.

  • wad singaporean identity lar? Malaysians oso can speak singlish very the good wan lar

  • Can i know where to get that soundtrack pls??

  • thats why I even think filipinos can speak good english (enev if its true...)

  • Hino674, DO u understand:

    kbkp bpbb cbcb knnb ccb?

    if u dun? That means u r that sentence above

  • hey dumb fuck halo, do u understand " VA FUNG GOO LOH " ?? If u don't then, go fuck urself !!! another kia soo singaporean !!!

  • OI, Hino674 u not happy isit? or ur mother fly ji bo? Somemore ur soo spell wrong. u better go fuck your mom (I provide u rubber) b4 making this comment. SO what, people speak singlish still can understan u le? on the other hand dun even know what na bei means. And one more thing, it is a mix language it lease is special. Don't u think i cannot speak PURE ENGLISH . USE YOUR BRAIN!

  • oi, dumb fuck halo...how about...le eh mak eh puki....lu eh lanchoew been...lu kee hor cow kan la....lu eh mak har wa kan....u just another illiterate, suggest u attend english classes to improve your command of the language...lmfao....poor ignorant kampong boy !!

  • iee yo so lan one

  • hey dumb fuck kiasu halo...how about...do u understand this...Tiu Nia Ma !!

    Hhahahaahaha btw, there's not such thing as pure english...u ignorant backwater kampong boy...english is english...get..go back to school please, lmfao

  • Hey mother fucker retard hino in his 50's wow. sry i work as a tycoon age 28 living in a condo and got A for my english.

    so u jus a man ,inmarture in his 50's everyday fucking 24 hours a day his own mom.......

    Btw check out your first comment. see how many people like it.

  • a condo, wow....nothing compared to my A$50 Million Beach Waterfront House and many condos !!...Tycoon ??? hahaha ur new money compared to my old money...no comparison la....u dumb fuck ignorant backwater kampong boy !!! hahahhahaha....u work as tycoon.... hey i don't have to work....hahhahahahaa

  • Ya i forget to tell ya, My condo worth over 10 billion i have earn some 50k like every min total up got more then earning more then 100 Million a day ya u know .Somemore is better to go around the world go doing my job and visit new place better then getting fat at home. dun nid to say i an old kangpong boy .oh dumb fuck hino, still the

    how lain gay i know till now

  • Ya BTW

    your singlish fail

  • HAHAHAHAAAHAHHA, but u owe the banks 100 billion !!! bullshit, bullshit and more cow dung story...tell another one please..hhahahahahahaa

  • oh so u also owned the banks more then a 50 million just for your condo. Sry but i tell ya i paid my loan back tooo bad . poor guy. SO lame -.-'' rofl heres the joke hahaha. wa , what language u use man, u see ar the ''ang mo's '' also learning singlish u know. this language rox man not for those people lyk so fucktard.

  • i see u had lost the match ur singlish ar wa is too good to be true

  • wa ur money la decompose liao lor so old

    dun noe english den talk talk la retard

  • @SingaporeHalo3Player

    hey ur the retard, my money AUD1 = SGD1.28.....it is SGD that is decomposing !! another dumb fucked up kampong boy who don't know much....

  • u forgot what u said? u said ur money is old so decompose wad. wow even your own comment also dun know an't u a more retard? and see for yourself got any kampong in singapore? And u forgot ur singlish? lately u been using singlish but then y u nver use? u kiasu or wad? and u know how to use the word ''dumb'' or not? wa ur english so good sia

    another fucked up white men hu dun know how to open his mouth

  • i sie bei sian le talk to this retard . wa ka ni ma de . wa ,wa e see sie bei kang kor liao le this mother fucker chee bai dun know how to talk one

  • And ya Btw

    ROFLMFAO retard parents did not teach them him ji la better one day u become some road sweper IN HIS 50'S AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • Too bad i am PROUD to be a Singaporean

  • there is no such word le uncle

  • @SingaporeHalo3Player

    yes I am ur uncle cause I get to fuck ur mother & sisters ! lol

  • 1) i have no sisters

    2) my uncle jus pass away

    3) u forget singlish in ur text again

    4)errr of the subject ?

    5) i replyed 4 of ur comments and u olny reply one

    6) yes i should call u uncle coxs u are in 50 wad.

  • yes i acknowledge the fact that I am your uncle....cause I am fucking your mother...pity u don't have sisters or else, I'll be fucking them too !! lol, dumb fuck sghalo !! lmfao

  • oh pity u my mom died so how are u going to fuck her . i wonder ......

  • @SingaporeHalo3Player what's ur gt?

  • Jerry xyz

    my gold membership finish today so........

  • btw, i'm only 12, lol

  • if u are olny 12 , for this case u should keep quite because if u say anything about other country , u are starting a racist do u know that ? i know u are 12 (or u lied) but i keep my mouth shut

    lets see how far u can go

    my son is the first guy hu reply ur first comment

    i dun talk this way to people , i use proper English

    so u should be the one going back to school to study English

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  • I don't go to school anymore...I steal cars & sell drugs for a living....and I'm the Trouble Shooter in my gang... No.22 Gang !! I'm well verse in the English Language. It is you that need to re attend Primary School to improve your command or lack of the said language ! lol

  • is Secondary school

    i passed my PSLE so not much going pri schools .lol

  • @SingaporeHalo3Player Grow up dudes. Chill. One claiming to be richer than the other. I mean.. seriously??? you guys spammed like 4 pages.

  • Indian is not a language. Tamil is a language.

  • malaysian and singaporean language is same la. msian also speak like this haha

  • @pikakiko im not ok!?

  • @pikakiko yea, cos the racial makeup is the same in both countries.

  • alright alright... since that thick skull of yours cannot read between the lines, I shall just take back the "ONLY Singaporeans can understand". Gosh... normal persons would have gotten the point, but you had to take it so literally and argue about it. =.=

  • you don't understand English is it?? Didn't I say not to take the "ONLY" too literally?? That is not even the main point of my argument. Is that your only argument? =.=

  • fine fine, whatever...=.=... end of story...happy?

  • Go read up on your history...

  • @Close Combat

    Well, indeed Singlish has yet to be recognised as a "Standard" Language. However, we ought to recall that English wasn't recognised as a Standard either up till the sixteenth century, when England broke away from Roman Catholicism and hence Latin's decline as the official language in politics, religion and research. Even after that, English evolved in terms of phonetics, lexis and grammar. Singlish is but one of the many outposts of the evolution of English across the globe.

  • And also the slangs has been named after Singapore, ok fine, but we all know that without Malaysia, Singapore wont exist and all of these things that r possible now...=.=

  • Singlish is a language, simply because people speak it. The people define language, not the dictionary. Once upon a time in England, English wasn't more than a barbaric language. From the fifteenth century onwards, then the standardisation process began. English borrowed loads from French and Latin. It was after the OED was compiled that English became recognised as what it is today. Language evolves. Today's "mistake" can be tomorrow's Standard Language. Singlish is even studied by linguists.

  • err... dude...It's not a language...=.=...it's just english with a slang to it...and how the heck can u learn it... it's part of the of the english language when u're from that country, dude...and Malaysia has been using these slangs like long b4 even Singapore was founded... u tell me, which came first the chicken or the egg? that started these slangs...=.=

  • And plus ITS NOT A LANGUAGE, it's just English mix with other languages,Singlish my foot... I don't see 'Singlish' in any language classes or courses...=.=

    Basically if you're born in Malaysia or Singapore, you'll just be speaking English not Singlish...=.=

  • Singlish, my foot, =.=

    There is no such thing as Singlish, its just english with a slang of mix languages, ok u see for Australia, they have mate, reckon, heaps etc. and u cant name that as what? Australinglish? =.=

    and also how can it be named after Singapore? It's just English with a slang for goodness sake!!! and was not been after SIngapore...it was never named, and it doesn't exist in the Oxford dictionary...Its just a slang!!!...=.=

  • Can a non-Australian understand it when Auzzies say "mate", "reckon" and "heaps"? Can anyone who is not a "true blue" Singaporean understand: "wad you talking sia? totally liak bo kiu leh. li ke jiak sai lah, don't come here kao peh kao bu. tak boleh buay tahan..."?

    That is the difference. Singlish may not be "recognised" as a Language, but damnit only Singaporeans can understand it inherently.

  • whatever u guys say man, no point getting it to ur thick skull...=.=

  • whether or not you malaysians understand and has used these slangs long before Singaporeans have used it is a moot point. Singlish itself is a "borrowing" of all kinds of phrases/slangs from English, Mandarin, Hokkien, Malay etc etc and blending it all into a rojak of its own unique flavour. and as a WHOLE, we call it Singlish. So what if we have "borrowed" a few slangs that malaysians have 'invented"? does this make it less Singlish?

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  • Great documentary!! I really enjoyed it. Singlish is so unique - I love to hear it spoken!

  • I had difficulty understanding what S'poreans were saying when I first came to S'pore to work. I had to learn Singlish and now converse in Singlish with my colleagues, but switch back when I do presentations. My son goes to a childcare, but I need to tell him the difference between Singlish and English. He picks up a lot from the other kids like "where got?" (as opposed to "I don't have any"), "can u do like this?" ("can u do it like this?"), and "why like that?" ("why are you doing that?"

  • blueno555 ,

    That is why they call it Singlish, no pretence that it is English.

  • Singlish is a total insult of English

  • WTF. Since when is 'Indian' a language?!?

  • Singlish is to bond different races together.

  • You dont mix Indian in Singlish.... its Tamil...

  • ya~ no censorship for hokkien vulgarities ~

    nabui chee bye nabui chee bye~

  • yes.. at 2.48, he said nabu cibai...wahahaha

  • LOL, i bet nobody understood what it was.

  • at 2.48, did he say Cibai???

  • he said le nabu CB lol. sibei funny lah

  • theres no such language as INDIAN!! omg LOL its Tamil !

  • I don't speak Singlish

  • Singaporeans speaks Singlish, live with it seriously. For your info, our exam papers are marked by Cambridge. "Singlish" is in the Oxford Dictionary too.

  • Seriously fucked up.

    It makes the people who speak it look a li'l ignorant.

    but it's hard to be changed.

    We gotta live with it.

    But most of those individuals who speak more singlish than engliash are those who have lower command of education.

    That's what I noticed. but I don't know,

    I can't stereotype.

  • I have to disagree with you. Like Singaporean and Malaysian, Singlish/Manglish speaker are the only people who can change their accent, in other words, use proper English when speaking with people from Western country. No offense, just stating the truth.

  • I said those who had a lower standard of education are most likely to have troubles of speakin proper English. Thus, Speakin more Singlish, Ya lorr ya lorr. Well, Unless you watch too much Disney Channel and study english from Hannah Montana.lol. Like my friend does. No worries mate, didn't find that offensive. But still better not speak Singlish. Sounds a li'l extra terrestrial. haha. This is where I say No Offence.(:

  • yeah, i guess i know what u mean...

  • I like these people who are proud of their accent. Well, Singlish is part of their culture and we need to respect them. If you don't like their accent and language, you better not go to their country lah.

  • Yes, i agree with u. It's just like how people from Africa have accent, New Zealand, Australia, US, Scotland, Welsh, Ireland. Even the French have their own accent when they speaks English. People only reprimand Singlish whereas other countries also speaks in a different English accent.

  • Whatever they say about Singlish, I have nothing against it. I could still understand it so why reprimand it? Accent of others doesn't have to do with the progess of their country. Even though you speak British or American accent, if people are very unruly, nothing will happen. It's better to speak your own accent than imitating others and just speak bad words to others

  • couldn't agree more....

  • thanks

  • abudennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnn

  • I can't say I like it. Just because I'm a grammar nazi and I hate when people use severe slang in any other form of English. They may be able to switch back to proper English anytime, but will their children? Or their children's children? Because they're making it acceptable. (same with other English speaking countries!)

  • so are you gonna hate the rest of the world whose English accent cannot be distinguished?

  • I have no problem with accents, only incorrect slang and grammar. I happen to enjoy accents.

  • what's the "proper" english anyway? the "british" english or the "american" english, because those two are different.

    even some americans speak wrong grammar english. listen to them carefully.

  • Some? I think A LOT of Americans do, and I'm just as harsh on them (actually more since I see far more Americans than I see Singaporeans). I don't support incorrect grammar in any country or language. I just said I had no issue with accent, I would never judge accent! I think I justified my answer in my first comment.

  • now i know how the indians feel when i laugh at their accent!!!

  • Isn't Singlish like derived from Manglish? Haha. Both sound the same only, I can understand Singlish, yet I've never been in Singapore or met its local, lol. But I think Singlish uses much more english words, Manglish tends to ignore english words completly and replace them to make it simpler. Example: "Are you going to the bathroom?" = "You go toilet ah?"

  • wah that guy like wakanina cibai and shit........y take so seriously....haha!

  • talk cock?ROFLASTC,that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Singlish is just, Expressing as much as possible in the shortest sentence possible. like, "what are you looking at ? " . we can just express it as " see what see" . We just want as much to go through in the shortest time possible. its kinda interesting. its not bad education, its just part of our culture. Sometimes it can capture the essence of something which cannot be expressed with proper english and stuff so, yes its profound!.

  • singlish might be an expression for locals. but do you ever think of how funny they sound? it always makes those foreigners look like they're the one who don't know english. we speak a lot of dialects, but why can't we speak english as good as our own language. and one more thing, mixing it up with our words is not bad, but scambling, mispronouncing is a different thing.

  • enough, man. stop speaking that thing, ok?

  • how do u say "you need a boom mic" in singlish

  • "you need a boom mic la."

    ahahaha.

  • lol the guy scold vulgarities

  • Firstly, there r Chinese, Malay, Eurasians, Indians & others living in SG. At first, ppl have difficulty communicating wif each other bcos they all speak in diff languages. In attempt to communicate, they created Singlish. But as SG progess, our english improved. We now speak good english. Although we speak Singlish occasionally, we can always switch back to proper english. Singlish is part of our culture though its not regconised. We can speak proper english. Its only of a matter of choice.

  • Honestly my favorite dialect of english

  • Funnniest language in the world...

    How do they write songs?

  • I've seen you commenting alot on these Singlish videos... Aren't you tired ? -.- If you really hate Singlish, there's no point in wasting time critisizing the same words over and over again. Move on!

  • Is Singlish the first language for Singhaporean?

  • Singaporean.

    No, English is. Read it up.

  • deres nutin wrong speaking singlish lor...singlish is our singapore culture..we just say 4 fun...we will speak properly when it cmes to important occasions..lyk exam...

  • wah law weh. that was so funny lor.

    Haha.What else to say, except that that was authentic singaporeanism.

  • singapore pride

  • singaporeans speaks singlish because.. they learn english/malay/mandarin/tamil/c­antonese/hokkein and stuf.. thus all languages get mixed tgt... but sporeans do know how to translate frm singlish to english.

  • it hokkien not hokkein

  • My uncle who lived in Singapore once proudly told me : "singaoporeans are good at English, they are so good that not even the westerners can understand them" lol

  • Singlish(not English)is just like another language used in Singapore.

    They can speak perfect English if you want them to.

  • Walao eh.. Why like this one? Hahahahaha

  • they forgot cantonese

  • i like the song.what is the name of the song?

  • Nice one!

    That's why I don't get why the govt don't like us to use Singlish. Lol.

    i don't think that it's something you can learn though. Like, u can get it after sometime but not learn it. like English, either u get it or u don't. Haha

    Cultivation baby =D

  • wonder when Primary and secondary can use singlish to  teach? pass government standard not cambridge la.

  • yeah, u got it right, we can choose when to speak good english or singlish. Singlish is our culture, we speak singlish simply to enjoy speaking it. Its our culture.

  • thats why i always wonder how come not many people can speak english in singapore. so they are speaking singlish ! cool.

  • Language is a form of communication,we shouldnt get too obsessed with the perfection of it.TILLthe extent of being arrogant and super-egoistic that even cultures are being belittled.RESPECT!!

    Yes,this is the age of global technologies and global market.But only the fool is blinded by the limitless advancements made by mankind,forgetting his/her origin,somuch so that a slave of reality he/she becaomes.Our values propel the progression of mankind.And values are derivedfrom our background[culture]

  • ya lor ya lor!

  • We should learn to respect and preserve the uniqueness of a culture. Same goes for Singlish, i agree with tenthxstreet. Singlish is localised.

    I would say that it is started by people who came together, united as one Singapore, the chinese, malay and indian. And it is created because we feel like it, not because we cant speak perfect english.

  • Btw, not all SGians speak Singlish.

    And, those who DO speak Singlish can choose when they want to and not to. We can speak in simple English, good english whatever it is, we can communicate with each other, with anyone overseas.

  • usage *of* singlish

  • Hell yes, it's a flawed culture. But how do we improve on that? Probably we'll see improvement in i-dn't-know-how-many-years but definitely not any time soon ( i think ).

    Of course Singlish is not good, i'm nt encouraging ppl to speak it, but i think we can try to minimise our usage for Singlish. :D

  • and to anyone defending SINGLISH, think about this.. Singaporeans DIDN'T initially choose to speak singlish. It's a broken english, started by people who unable to speak standard english. They mixed with local dialects not because they wanted to, but because they COULDN'T, and it makes a big difference. Culture huh? Yeah but a FLAWED culture. You want to keep this forever? Singapore is good in many different ways but you won't be great unless you cure this 'disease'. Wake up!

  • Seriously, Singlish is really part of our country. It's localised, though it may sound funny to Caucasians, it doesn't sound weird to us. Cause we are the ones speaking Singlish.

    Anyway, Singlish 'lah','lo' is actually han yu pin yin from chinese characters of 啦,咯.

    I love SGGGGGGGG :D

  • This is the age of global technologies and global market. roots and culture are important, but you're very unintelligent and backwards if you can't keep up with modern advancement. standard english and standard mandarin are required in this. Please wake up Singapore! World is not only this small island. YOU'RE NOT EARNING RESPECT WORLDWIDE BY SPEAKING SINGLISH.

  • singlish sucks, big time!

  • Maybe it's because if you're not like someone else you're weird or stupid? Singlish is special and different to us. It's not as cool other languages but I think it's really something when you can identify another Singaporean when you hear them speak it. Also it's awesome that other people might not get what we're saying. Sometimes I dont either

  • i think they should just speak chinese man! cause y'all are chinese. right?

  • we are not. in spore we have four diff races, the chinese, malays, indians and eurasians. (:

  • Most of us can't speak Chinese properly either. We can't speak English, we can't speak Chinese, we can only speak Singlish. It's sad but it's true.

  • so sad

  • LOL, Exactly!

  • btw the guy cites 'Indian' as one of the influencing languages of singlish... theres no such language man!