So, there I was drinking my Pepsi max...and as you talked about your new hair cut and had to slow motion your "yeah" down, the Pepsi max was spit out of my mouth and onto the computer screen from laughing so hard..thank you danny , thank you very much (:
i'm about to get violated by doctor tomorrow (hernia test) and I want to have some advice on what i should do if i happen to get an erection... thanks xD
You should do a video on how to become a ninja. Because ninjas are awesome. There are twenty ninjas in this room, but you can't find them. Because they're ninjas.
What encourages me to enjoy Danny‘s videos even more than I do, is that he has no 17 millions subscribers. I feel special. *drools on self* Do a video on us, the viewers. What kind of a diagnosis is necessary to achieve this level of paracommunication with you?
Sometimes I go through phases where I'll constantly X-out some of my subscriptions' videos because I just don't wanna watch those fuckers... I've never done that to a gradualreport video. They're always good.
1:34 makes me and my friend laugh everytime:')
onionlea 1 day ago
Your Fucking killing me man
Can't stop laughing i should really stop watching all these but i dont want to.
goldsupertoilet 3 days ago
i want moar FFF
Vitorbr431 2 months ago
ill touch their ears.. if you want o.o
xSijUx 3 months ago
can i see the back
iloveguitar2006 4 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
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onionlea 4 months ago
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onionlea 4 months ago
do you do drugs
sqweebel1 5 months ago
Can I See The Back?
GirlyLove81 5 months ago
That's amazingszz
Kimmxxx1 6 months ago
Can I see teh back?
furyise 6 months ago
I always look forward to fantastic fact friday
mrbeare99 7 months ago
as soon as the cookie went in his mouth the damn ad came up!
SolarKills 7 months ago
He got these facts from the 10,500+ cool facts app on iPhone!! These were all in sequence!!!
cooldude1697 7 months ago
Sorry I'm on the wrong continent.
Does that mean I'm incontinent or outcontinent?
mgoodin1973 7 months ago
At first I thought he said I got a new herpe today lol then he said i cut it myself I was like wtf????
GEORGELIKESPIE7 7 months ago
This guy is that crazy with the voices, i fucking love it.
jonastised 7 months ago
can i see the back of your head.
apazzle97 7 months ago
If were little lemondrops then what are you??
LoverGirl591 7 months ago
@jayo6000 wow my grandfather was born in 1912, hes dead, but im only 13
iamhard1001 7 months ago
Friday. Friday. Friday. Gotta touch my nipple because it's Friday. o.o
TheRockergirl82 7 months ago
danny did u see RAB? the song thrusday?
partyboy2131 7 months ago
I would love it if Danny would touch my ears! O:
KizzleKrunkable 7 months ago
0:56 YEEEES
11carlie 7 months ago
Why does he call us Tasty Little Lemondrops? o.0
liljoeyify 7 months ago
@liljoeyify cuz we are tasty! :3
1313Beyond 7 months ago
Danny, can you please touch my ears??
Ms01010101010101 7 months ago
marry me Danny <333
just me? kthx. ily <3
PunkxMiz 7 months ago
I wish i had gone.....:( we could have touched each others ears......
disposableheroes41 7 months ago
I like how you sing Friday better than the original song.
Danoneeno 7 months ago
has anyone else notices when he does his magic trick he isnt wearing a shirt and is in a different place then the rest of the video ??
ansley10000 7 months ago
Lol Danny I wish I could go to Sydney so you could shake my hand and touch my ears -3
Phailyour 8 months ago
The part where u say gradual report u sond like that guy from blues clues hehe
TheChaya01 8 months ago
nice facts about the beer and the days of the week
B-
bstring23 8 months ago
press 8!
italiangirl9696 8 months ago
24 people didn't pinch their nipples because it's friday
JoshTehVideoMaker 8 months ago
1:40 :D
HaveADinosaurUpMyAss 8 months ago
Another interesting fact:
45% of the Americans think that Bank Holiday is a Bank from England.
aserosero12 8 months ago
Press 4 fast!
Press 9 fast!
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
Unfaithfull18 8 months ago
PRESS 4 FAST!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Unfaithfull18 8 months ago
U know I think Rebecca black tried to steal ur song Danny!!
BlueRubberDuck2 8 months ago 43
Greatest rendition of friday EVAR
guitarfreak159 8 months ago
gotta pinch my nipples cause it's friday
LMFAO
laciecaterina 8 months ago
touch my ears? pls?
rhinovirus221 8 months ago
So, there I was drinking my Pepsi max...and as you talked about your new hair cut and had to slow motion your "yeah" down, the Pepsi max was spit out of my mouth and onto the computer screen from laughing so hard..thank you danny , thank you very much (:
jordieandhearts15 8 months ago
hahahaha press pause at 1:10 i lauphed my butt off!!!!!
sarahll1417 8 months ago
I believe in the magic of Danny :P
JanJanHolmes 8 months ago
I'm pretty sure any amount of beer can fill the orange bowl. It doesn't exist anymore...
clemson1123 8 months ago
*pinches nipples*
ki1ng 8 months ago
@ki1ng but its not Friday yet :O, you crazys :P
JanJanHolmes 8 months ago
I've just uploaded a few short videos of the Sydney show held last week for those keen to see Danny live.
Bernie in Sydney
Bernster2011 8 months ago
You got those from cool facts
applestomper 8 months ago
What's it with u and pinching ears !?
lizziebizzy244 8 months ago
The Funny Noises He Made Starting At 1:00 Freaked Out My Cat..
When It Played She Woke Up, And Walked Around My Computer, So I Played It Again.. And She Began Running Around Like A Psycho.(:
NikkiSaursRex 8 months ago
i have this app on my ipod
MW2HOORAHH321 8 months ago
you are the next Jimm carrey :D
Dani4053 8 months ago
jel si ti sad usto druze :D
Dani4053 8 months ago
all of these facts are on the iphone app "cool facts"...
bluflamingo0012 8 months ago
What the fuck for? Lol
OfficialBiscuit 8 months ago
"Gotta pinch my nipples cuz its friday!" lol hahahaha i almost peed my pants!!
Beasty1014 8 months ago
press 0 wait the quastion and than press 4 to see public reaction
997blacksamurai 8 months ago
Press 2 over and over !
imaprincess1999 8 months ago
Lol i loved the slowmo part
22suprstar22 8 months ago
I love u too :)
potatoman23ify 8 months ago
you look like an autistic panguin when you do the slow motion sound thing lol
partygirllove95 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lets see the back\
blaaaaaaaaaaaa12 8 months ago
you sounded like a cow when you put that biscuit into your mouth
xoxlilmonkeyxox 8 months ago
Fantastic fact: The French words for perfume literally translate to "toilet water."
MrRenard7785 8 months ago 19
Press 8! I LOVE YOU TOO! Hahahahaha
NaJohnston 8 months ago
Press 4 and 5! Hahaha
NaJohnston 8 months ago
Pinch my nips lol
xxKishotexx 8 months ago
Danny. Everywhere I go, I say 'DAAASS AMAAZINGGS!' now.
JustScreamAndCut 8 months ago
@toffy107 im pretty sure the app doesn't say he got a haircut that day...just saying.
Katarina6475 8 months ago
Love the vid (and danny) but the facts are from an itouch app.. Its ok tho (:
toffy107 8 months ago
ask danny if you are a sexy beast, and then press 4 ;)
kan3pUp 8 months ago
sir i find you unbearably sexy... so much that its sad
AGEofURANUS 8 months ago
I like Danny's version of Friday better...
iheartTREX 8 months ago
what you did to me, I go around saying "That's amazings" way too much.
ana1811990 8 months ago 2
Press 4 for thumbs up DANNY STYLE
MASTBRANDONTHEBOSS95 8 months ago
Haha he got these facts from an apple app
GscottS16 8 months ago
did you get a hair cut ?
no i got em all cut
unamaxify 9 months ago 2
i think i laught too hard on the haircut's roar :o \m/
spiderpig691 9 months ago
If only I was in Sydney. ): Btw who is the roommate? :D
ashabahn 9 months ago
No. Hes? -Looks at fingers- Yes! :L
LaurenHolliee 9 months ago
hahah "if you wanna i´ll touch their ears, if you want.."
tinnas95 9 months ago
was it me? or was he talking like sarah palin at the end?? lmao
Biebs4Me 9 months ago
wdh?? lmfao!! i love this guy..
Biebs4Me 9 months ago
bro, if I lived in Australia I would buy those tickets in a heartbeat.
dreamauthor933 9 months ago
1:34 :DD
Huntereich 9 months ago
I see, so you're not selling enough tickets.
Chibithy 9 months ago
"Friday, friday, friday gotta pinch my nipples, cause it's friday, friday, i-day" LOL. <3
Nomnommonstoristy 9 months ago
@OneLifeFree Hahah so truth!
wiissttaa 9 months ago
Just sliced my finger earlier at work with a power hose.
fwuffytehnub 9 months ago
danny can fit a lot in his mouth :P
sarathoughtonnothing 9 months ago
so funny, because it's true :D
TheBurekMastor 9 months ago
lol wtf with the FRIGGEN THUMBS UP LOL THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHa
SuperClazyboy 9 months ago
friday friday got pinch my nipples cos it's friday...ur soo frickin' funny danny...do a showi n england pleeez
britchick1704 9 months ago
how hard is ur diamond danny? ;D
Castiel666xD 9 months ago
I want Danny to touch my ears... :(
euqinorev111 9 months ago
*bawls* YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO AUSTRALIA AGAIN SOMETIME!! PROMISE YOUR AUSSIE LEMON DROPS!??
JacquelineL1019 9 months ago
England's Stone HEDGE???? babe, its henge
claudiamassey 9 months ago
@claudiamassey nono, you've never heard of stone hedge?
nataku7 9 months ago
@claudiamassey And next you're going to tell me Mouf is pronouced "Mouth"?!?
MrPiecules 9 months ago
i can put billiard ball in my mouth :)
PFCManiak 9 months ago
20 people are either jackasses or the missed the like button. why do his videos even have a dislike button.
spanishfly0014 9 months ago 89
Noooooo...!
Yeeeeeees.!
HollywoodUndeadfan28 9 months ago
amazingS <3
venompo8 9 months ago
amazingS <3
venompo8 9 months ago
henge* not hedge
divineinterventionzz 9 months ago
hear a frog croak, keep holding down 4. :D
nchichoy23 9 months ago
I want you to touch my ears!
NTmime 9 months ago
I miss the man in the mask :(
Granyaski 9 months ago 62
I want to see the back of your head :)
cer3alkill3r 9 months ago
Danny! I want you to touch my ears!! :D
MACIjbt 9 months ago
Eye prints?
TheDubJake 9 months ago 4
if you wern't on the other side of the planet i would go
fuller9090 9 months ago
lol keep pressing 8 :) I love you to danny x :D
WTFlozzie 9 months ago
LOL at 1:03 and 1:04
I haven't watched your videos in a while Danny...
Thank you for re-sparking my interest. ;D
MelloMix 9 months ago
It's Friday, or as Danny likes to call it, the day the music died.
Emmma360 9 months ago
LoL kad stišćete 7 isto kao da govori "isprdak" xD
XanderPortable 9 months ago
Danny, you should do a show on social cliques in high schools. I would love to see you act out each one ;)
kallimcrluvr 9 months ago
I seriously spent over 5 minutes just going back and forth with pressing 4 & 5 XD
taylorann1119 9 months ago
danny can u make video about how to stop masturebate?
chaer94 9 months ago
PAUSE AT 1:08
krazbar1 9 months ago
@krazbar1 NEW WALLPAPER
kallimcrluvr 9 months ago
press 3, "filthy orange".. LOL!!!
TheAimanKhairi 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA...the category of the vid is education
Whiteberry22 9 months ago 2
how are diamonds in brazil harder? It is the same carbon molecular structure whether it is found in africa or in brazil.
Daniel39363 9 months ago
Dear Danny boy,
i'm about to get violated by doctor tomorrow (hernia test) and I want to have some advice on what i should do if i happen to get an erection... thanks xD
Mnstr3nergy21 9 months ago 5
hey danny!
you're awesome!
greetings from Brazil!
we love you here... by 'we' I mean 'me'.
Foka2650 9 months ago
THATSZSZ AMAZINGZZZZZZ!
taylorvalenzuela3 9 months ago
Ive always wondered this and try 2 make a video on it why do people get SOOOO aggravated over video games
weskyl 9 months ago
Dear Danny, When people are sad how do they start to cry , how do they trigger crying
marsgirl661 9 months ago
Can I see the back ?
WhiteBeats1 9 months ago
You're an odd one.
TheMeabChildren 9 months ago
If you were in Belgium i'd buy definitely more than 6 tickets.
herneiSe 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You should do a video on how to become a ninja. Because ninjas are awesome. There are twenty ninjas in this room, but you can't find them. Because they're ninjas.
Ninja.
(Think I've said ninja enough?)
steveosquared 9 months ago
i keep pressing 4 and 5
leeps291 9 months ago
Damn, I want a biscuit now.
0137H4 9 months ago
8 i love u
turtlepturtle 9 months ago
wow he can fit that whole cracker in his mouth
turtlepturtle 9 months ago
Keep pressing 4
ligerzero56 9 months ago
Press 7. LOL
DoubleTrouble500 9 months ago
Whoever disliked this u have no sense of humor
TheLoneWolf651 9 months ago
touch my ears.
SarahHeartsYou97 9 months ago
naoooo yeahssss
itswhindyinseattle 9 months ago
why shirt?
DogAteMySticks 9 months ago
i'll let you touch my ears anytime....
lex17xoxo 9 months ago
što si se šišaaooo uu PITCHKU MATERINUUU???? :(((((((((((( :DDD
Djani93 9 months ago
What encourages me to enjoy Danny‘s videos even more than I do, is that he has no 17 millions subscribers. I feel special. *drools on self* Do a video on us, the viewers. What kind of a diagnosis is necessary to achieve this level of paracommunication with you?
Miganiya 9 months ago
Danny, make a video on people who "woooo" / initiate applauding. Fucking idiots...
Miganiya 9 months ago
ill touch their ears, if you want lmao
ButterySnowBoard 9 months ago
Lol I love,these
Shriek0629 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you would pay the airfare, hotel and life fees. i'd buy tickets to your show.
TheXFactor724 9 months ago
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TheXFactor724 9 months ago
people don't get unexpected boner
males get unexpected boners
Oscar847 9 months ago
Stone Henge not hedge!!!
Rodnidge 9 months ago
Sometimes I go through phases where I'll constantly X-out some of my subscriptions' videos because I just don't wanna watch those fuckers... I've never done that to a gradualreport video. They're always good.
PattyMMelt 9 months ago
"What the fuck for"
conni537 9 months ago
Dear danny wan you make a science experiment like those that you used to make !??? pls!!! see you later
InfoPro89 9 months ago
nnooooo not that frickin friday sooongg
missmanda411 9 months ago
@Fr3shBro Pretty sure I got my pair for $59.95 at culture kings..
Mini0695 9 months ago
He's gay
orangenosedjab 9 months ago
can you make a video of why people are hypocrite?
spiderpig691 9 months ago
vat the fuck 4
Mach5GamingClan 9 months ago
i will bring my gf. u must touch her ears!
StewWayDrive 9 months ago
danny i love u but those thumbnails are fucking lame...
NaYarB04 9 months ago
i wish i lived in Sydney i live in america. damn why does Australia get all the good stuff
dessert456 9 months ago
I HAVE MS (MONKEY SCROTUM)
olGreg54 9 months ago
i get my daily fix of magic trick(s) on the gradualreport...thank you danny, your magic is too cool to be incorporated into other tricks
dinalives 9 months ago
I want monkey testicles too :(
delta1o1 9 months ago
he makes his own sound effects XD
missrockcantswim 9 months ago
yeah make a vid of why guys get unexpected boners
gear2863 9 months ago
NOBODY LIKE THE TOP COMMENTS, OR ELSE THEY WON'T BE 66 AND 77 LIKES.
doctormoose6 9 months ago
das amazings
TheBenhayden 9 months ago 3
Danny, can i see the back of your head? ;]
ToneDeafGreatness 9 months ago 135