BIG STUPID JELLYFISH (Sparta Extended Mix)

[Fullylectric]

This one does not have time for this solid waste excretion.

Jokes this was awesome!

[DaVeganZombie]

This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity... It wonders if the criminal scum considers itself... "Fortunate."

ENKINDLE THIS!

[slasher1225]

Why am I still listening to this when the 3rd game is out in about 2 weeks....?

[talimancer1lt]

@slasher1225 idk i cant wait 17 more days played demo campaing like 20 times

[Shepard1Commander]

B B B B B B je je je je je je

[purplehayabusa]

Did I just fucking see Hanar Montata.

[skyler114]

@purplehayabusa Hanar Montanar exists as a secret identity, an extremely popular and influential galactic wide popstar. Hanar's many fans are not aware that the it is really just a normal teenage jellyfish, and tries to keep it's two lives separate from each other.

[Valikdu]

14 people are big stupid jellyfish.

[SoltanaCousland]

Startled incredulity: This is madness.

[arowerlikenoother]

THANE IS NOT AMUSED! XD

[TheBIOPRINCE]

@arowerlikenoother After finding this on the extrarnet, Thane's next contract is going to be against Shepard...

[macandfriends]

This one does not have time for your solid waste excrement.

[Motive11331]

Too many things don't deserve to have ten+ hour versions.  This, however, needs one immediately.

[Zandonus]

This one finds that Uranus has a moon that might be suitable for your ones mother to dwell on.

[khamza111]

Hanar Montanar made my day!!!!!xD

[Strytax]

LMAOOOOO

[pepsimalibu]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the stupidest jellyfish on the Citadel.

[SlankTV]

HANAR MONTANA! PMSL!

[kninja41]

Anyone else see a Halo Reach video in the related videos list?

[sajtmester]

This one raped the big stupid replay button.

[Radith87]

This video made me play mass effect.

Now i have ME3 pre ordered for N7 :O

I'm addicted ><

[TheShayden18]

I was expecting the Kalisah al-Julani punch at the end. Thane works too!

[lukasgroot]

awesome!

[punn213]

12 people dislike blasto

[sangvinhun]

best sparta remix i've seen

[EUKZ36]

12 people are big stupid jellyfish

[BandDevilDogs]

Mark Meers may be less emotional in his voice acting, but good god is he funny.

[MrJohnny6Jon]

Blasto FTW

[mrman517]

Critical mission failure

[Vionite]

@mrman517 flawless victory

[TheRealFreeman1]

"Because it's a ...Big. Stupid. Jellyfish."

[mgfan100]

This one finds all humans to be racist.

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

I liked the part where Shepard went offroading in the Mako, then started dancing, then attempted a Hanar killing spree. That's what you call a good day.

[Mongoongen]

I like hanars :) But this is so funny... >> I am addicted to ME and Sparta Remixes... Soe...

[Fefedefefessle]

11 people do not have time for this ones solid waste excretions...

[saygoodnightmanuel]

hahaha thane is not amused :))

[Nobodieszx]

Because it's a BIG! STUPID! JELLYFISH! XD

[gentough21]

awww 11 are hanars and they are big stupid jellyfish!

XD

[gentough21]

XD that is funny.... you my man, earn a subscriber!

[messerplasma]

Big stupid jellyfish

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

very well made

[NMPDProductions]

The dislike bar should not be exsistant... Like Justin Biebers D*ck

[PhantomBoku]

This one does not appreciate such insulASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Raptor8686]

11 hanar saw this

[Feeragus]

1:34, awesome.

[111Flika11]

when he is saying jelly fish it looks like he is jacking off

[ElMayorHouse]

"You humans are all racist!"

[112048112048]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite big stupid jelly fish on the citadel.

[TheLastArchdemon]

11 people are jellyfish

[TheRealFreeman1]

Big. Stupid. Jellyfish.

... u jelly?

[FL3TCH3RizSM3]

Ah, yes, the Dislike Button. We have dismissed that claim.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Dislike buttons are structural weaknesses. Big stupid jellyfish use them.

[HikaruIrving]

Thane is not amused.

[scrapz8101]

@HikaruIrving Renegade Shepard does not give a shit.

[vlati18]

Oh my dear god this is so awesome I have tears in my eyes!

[crazyfulla]

hahaha this is really well done! aww i miss 5 staring things...

[picikemalacka]

11 people doesn't like this. Probably big stupid jellyfishes

[rawrshock12]

hanar montanar ROFLCOPTER XD

[TheHal9k]

EPILEPSY TEST!!!!!!!!!

[bluechickentwang]

Shepard's right arm must be way out of proportion to the rest of his body after this *winkwink*

[FrFghtr3005]

Epic.

[chasslez]

0:43 BIG DICK DICK BIG DICK

[Aryuka]

HANAR MONTANAR! LOL that image killed me xD. This video is pure WIN.

[AwesomeGleeks]

Jimmy: Hey! What i miss?

Bob: The part where he said big stupid jellyfish...

Jimmy: Aww Man! Lets Watch It Again!

Bob: Noooooo!!!!!

[IndorilTheGreat]

This should totally be club music in Mass Effect 3.

[Trilobiteer]

This video made my night.

[chasslez]

11 BIG STUPID JELLYFISH were here.

[DarthVader807]

At first I was like :) then :D then XD

[Saigio]

This one feels that eleven people are big stupid jellyfish.

[formdoggie5]

I'm commander shepard and I approve of air masterbation in front of C-SEC's.

[AmethystStar94]

Oh this is awesome XD

[CapyGuy]

Given that hand gesture, I don't think the stupid Jellyfish is the only big thing Commander Shepard is thinking about.

[th3d3storoy3r]

@CapyGuy He's thinking about the big stupid jellyfish XD

[MintSyrop]

It made my day.

[Xspartan015]

i want this as a gamertag, but its too long 0): i can get big stupid jelly

[Zandonus]

why did i bother trying to explain what its doing wrong...

[gurezurei]

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

[ingmaster5]

I'm commander shepaerd and this is my favorite BIG STUPID JELLYFISH on the citadel.

[1EmpororPenguin1]

How does this video get so little views?

[TheDazro]

Ah, yes - "Big stupid jellyfish"

[DirkXXVI]

I liked the part where he said big stupid jellyfish.

[Valikdu]

9 people are secretly hanar.

[DarkSpydaIV]

The Turritopsis nutricula hold the power to immortality. We must harvest them all!!!

[1EmpororPenguin1]

And it looks like Shepard is masturbating

[1EmpororPenguin1]

Genius

+20 internet points

[LordDarthAnger]

This one asks if there is a download for him.

[LordDarthAnger]

But i love hanar, why are you mad on them?

BIG, STUPID, JELLY.......HUMAN

na jk big stupid jellyfish

[esideras]

HAHA "Hanar Montana" oh shiit..

[AndyRaslan]

@esideras Next up: Saren Bieber. The product of years of Reaper indoctrination. God help us if that ever comes to pass!

[ARavingLooony]

@AndyRaslan ill have to become commander shepard then and take him down if it comes to that lol

[Skidern]

I wonder what Bioware would think if they saw how "productive", Mass Effect makes people

[gidioter]

8 hanars watched this video

[soopsoop111]

Hanar don't intentionally infiltrate

[kisskisslovya]

Me: Wow shepard... You're really good at- Hanar: "This one would like to teach you of the Enkindlers."

Youtube Audience: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PREACH THERE!!!!

[kisskisslovya]

HAND...MOTIONS...CAUSING...IMP­ROPER...THOUGHTS!!!!

[SwedishBerzerker]

@kisskisslovya No, he's ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[kisskisslovya]

AH FINALLY! MASS EFFECT ELEVATOR MUSIC I CAN LISTEN TO!

[kisskisslovya]

(After video is over)

C-Sec Officer: ORO?

[Turk3YbAstEr]

i can't imagine watching this on acid

[BananaNinja96]

LOL Hanar Montanar!

[StasAnanas]

8 people are big jellyfishes that are so stupid even Thane hates them!

[Annihal101]

Shepard is so awesome, that he randomly bursts out into trantic songs, sometimes masturbating while he does so, and everyone around him just watches him and don't interrupt until he's finished.

[vendo233]

Wow shepard sure has a fast arm there..wonder if it's from jerking his BIG STUPID JELLYFISH

[Deceptichick7]

ffffffffffffff oh my god that's awesome!

[pogweeo]

hm, this one likes this video very much, this one also wonders what kind of jelly fish the human speaks of.

[Deathclok]

This one humbly suggests that the honorable mercenary consume solid waste excretions and cease to continue living

[ATGOD2]

I disliked this to see what would happen

[The23313]

Kaidan and Ashley are just like "WTF?" in the background.

[darthgueedo]

Big Stupid Jellyfish? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. in the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. we simply are.

[MrCrafty1313]

shepards hands jesture when he says jelly is quite disturbing

[jackbernett]

Im commander Shepard and i announce this rather floating pile of jelly is a BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!

[72Nihlus]

Epic xDDD

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE. But this video's an epic win.

[Detiminator]

Lol this video took three times as long to watch as it should have, had to go through and pause at each of those spots and see what everyone was saying :p

[TsukasaHC]

dick dick dick dick , yeh yeh yeh

[ArthasvsLeon]

This one is amused by the contents of this video, and it urges others to like this if you want to see Blasto as a member of Shepard's team in ME3

[Stoneth]

This one is most amused by this video and likes it.

[alexandercns]

Hell yeah! I just got tickets to go see Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings!

[theguywhoannoysme]

This one has had enough of your solid waste excretions.

[TheMetalpocalypse]

"This one humbly suggests that the honurable mercenary consume solid waste excretions and cease to continue living!" Translation: Eat Shit and Die!

[Blueoriontiger]

This is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Sparta Remix on the Citadel.

[omgguy1234567891]

Lol hanar Montana

[stephenjones95s]

Thane! you cant do that! the future will be changed! you'll create a time paradox!!

[cbrhawk1]

This one is displeased with your unkind words toward it. Would you like to obtain peace through the power of the enkindlers?

[Uszakov]

I'm Hanar and I'm sooo offended!

MP3? Please? ^^

[george77772moons]

FAP, DAMN YOU, FAP!

[donconco]

OMG TEH EPICNESS!!!!! olololooolololo

[NinjaRafter]

What the shit? Only 13000 views? At least 60% of those must be mine.

[IrishVagrant]

@NinjaRafter I know how you feel. I've watched this like thirty times since discovering two days ago. XD

[Firetaffer]

Why should jellies get better treatment?

[Warhamer116]

THANE IS NOT AMUSED AND NOW YOU WILL DIE BY HIS AWESOME MACHNEGUNSNIPERRIFLE (manufactured by 5 big stupid jellyfishes that are offended)

[llSeetherll]

Parade of all sony vegas effects. :D

[gurezurei]

I lol'ed at the end. Thane's really pissed off . . .

Oh shit- (headshot)

[Holyfiremolotov]

This one is pleased to hear this song

[NorthwestChopper]

Big stupid jellyfish are structural weaknesses. Geth do not use them.

[KopperNeoman]

The moral of the story: A Level 1 Shepard should not insult Big Stupid Jellyfish.

[marutidriver]

5 people are big stupid jellyfish...

[Flabernat]

AMAZING!!... My favorite line of Mass Effect!

[CPunchMaster]

This one asks for a download link

[Lordofthedonut]

oh my god epic win, more people need to see this

[RobinIsAnODST]

BECAUSE ITS A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH.

[eclipsefx]

the only question left is why shepard's appearing to ... *cough* ...wank ^^

he must be loving the mix "damn well" :D

[GuInEaPiGlOvEr111]

@2:10 did thane just assassinate Shepard?! thane must die of keprals syndrome!!!

[idontmakevideosful]

Lol how did u die

[batedboy]

This video gave me cancer

[skyler114]

@batedboy maybe the big stupid jellyfish can operate on you

just tell it where to put the tentacle

[jackbernett]

4 people are just a big stupid jellyfish

[leeron111]

To make another Mass Effect meme involving a jellyfish. Heavy risk... But the Priiiize.

[R3R4LJ]

Big. Stupid. Big. Stupid. Big. stupid. Big.Stupid.Big.Stupid.Big STUPID JELLYFISH.

[seritessen]

0:19 aahahahaha

[H4L0K1LL4]

I'm Commander Sheperd and this is my favorite sparta remix on the extranet!

[REMStryper19]

Ah yes, big jellyfish, allegedly stupid, we have dismissed this claim.

[DaBoomx101]

@REMStryper19 heavy risk... but the prize

[slashuur8760]

looks like shepard's jacking off

[piplupZero]

Assuming direct control of you're big stupid jellyfish.

[AnGeLaXl521]

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite sparta remix on Youtube.

[FreeManTheLastUA]

THIS IS BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StaNdBY1994]

3 hanar disliked this video... or maybe thane has made 3 youtube accounts to dislike this video

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR Big Stupid Jellyfish.

[310ellehC]

Commander Shepard is charging his lightsaber.

[0PyramidHead]

BI BI BI BI BI BI BI JE JE JE JE JE JE JE JE. lol Ashley and Kaiden are just like WTH.

[teencomment]

...Did one of those pictures say "Hanar Montanar?"

[TheLeader1197]

BIG GE-GE-GE-GENITALIA

[NinjaRafter]

Two people are BIG. STUPID. JELLYFISH.

[demonspite]

@NinjaRafter Make that three.

[Mean9765]

Big Stupid Jellyfish 4 President!!

[Mean9765]

It's Rocks!!!!!!!!!!

Big stupid Jellyfish omg xD