Jon Stewart's Oscar® monologue

[MissFawlty]

He is just amazing :-)

[Sweetp000433]

I love how when he talks about a Black President, they scan to random Black people in the audience.

[PoetryAddict8]

ahahahaha i've been trying to find the lcip forever of him ragging on Tom Hanks. It's something like

"our next presenter has won three oscars, 2 of which were 2 .consecutive years, and has been nominated x times (don't remember), however he is not nominated this year.... so if you ask me HE HAS NO PLACE BEING HERE" With this deathly scowl.

SO funny. I must find it.

[DNAngel2009]

"Your work in No Country for Old Men combining, brilliantly, Hannibal Lecter's murderousness with Dorothy Hamill's wedgecut."

3:32 TOMMY LEE JONES DOES NOT APPROVE JOKES ):(

[credalthefirst]

@DNAngel2009 that's he's laughing face

[Geckuno]

I DİDN'T GET the teen pregnancy thing can someone explain?

[gebarksdale90]

@Geckuno the movie Juno!! its about teen pregnancy.

[singhisking853]

@Geckuno He's talking about the movie Juno, which was nominated. The girl that they panned to was the lead actress, Ellen Page.

[theothertudorgirl]

@Geckuno - it is a reference to Juno

[crackedribs]

@Geckuno juno was a movie about teen pregnancy and he was joking that all the other nominees were about psycho killers, so thank god for teen pregnancy

[sassiphras]

Tommy lee jones doesnt laugh

[chocospartans27]

STEPHEN COLBERT to host the Oscars

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

funny guy

[WatchThisCongress]

CLICK ON MY PROFILE, I GOT A VIDEO OF RONALD REAGAN THAT IS SAYING EXACTLY WHAT OBAMA HAS BEEN SAYING! THUMBS THIS UP AND PASS IT ON!

[jman7152]

@WatchThisCongress fuck off

[sosor3l]

3:21 LEE FAIL!

[sosor3l]

3:21 LEE FAIL!

[DavidCKendall]

great...thanks!

[playz]

justin bieber wasn't alive to see this.

[monster0n1]

@playz STOP MENTIONING THAT FUCK HE'S ALMOST GONE. STOP BRINGING HIM UP.

[nicoleasims24]

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[PiMpJV187]

JON STEWART MAKES EVERY1 LOOK LIKE A JOKE......STEWART FOR PRES

[MenOppose214]

Diablo Cody look hot, Tommy Lee Jones look bored

[MenOppose214]

Diablo Cody looks hot, Tommy Lee Jones looks bored

[baalisgod666]

@lenny17348 go back to fucking your infected sister then and STFU

[johnnytobacco1327]

hes awful

[erantio]

dear jon stewart, i want to do you.

[AmericaJustin]

Juno Should've Won that Year.

Bite Me "No Country For Old Men" Fans

[domshooter]

@AmericaJustin Juno fucking sucks. that movie is so god damn terrible

[Gilch30]

@domshooter Your mother was pretty goddamn terrible last night too

[AdrianOscarVEVO]

Hi im a new producer check out my channel. tanx alot

[wreckedpc]

Chris Rock is hell lot funnier

[WLegacy30]

@wreckedpc

I agree. Chris was very funny in my opinion. So was Ellen Degeneres and Hugh Jackman. This clip was okay, not really funny though.

[Zejex15]

72 People where republicans

[ShowersNeiked]

@Zejex15 are

[22smosh]

@Zejex15 hilary clinton was a democrat not a republican

[SuperScarface83]

@Zejex15 it is possible that we could leave out the politics from this? it's just a brilliant, funny guy on stage making jokes about the film industry.

[mrlufernandovc]

Oh my God! I started a movement! Gervais to host the oscars!! It would be the first oscar i watch in years!

[balaalalaslk]

@mrlufernandovc I know I just search on YouTube for my favorite actors or actresses accepting their awards.

[manz92]

0:52 ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!1

[SuperHamsterKing]

@manz92 viggo mortensen?

[rickcain2320]

Ain't that the truth....when a president is black in a movie, the earth is about to be destroyed.

[736rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Sounds like the same guy laughing every time

[willisnomiko]

Stand up comedians know how to handle crowds when their material starts bombing. Actors? Not so much, or they just blame everyone else later.

[wbilal]

this should be JON FUCKING NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[1412Bunny]

@wbilal - agreed o.o

[jazzhopin]

Mayday woodbine

[Greendude33]

Jon Stewart & The Daily Show = Best Late Night Comedy Show.

Daily Show/Colbet Report Combo = Makes Leno & Letterman look like has beens

[brandiboo1231]

my stripper name is Squeaks Sycamore. lol

[themredweirdoshow]

Yes, Jon, you were right - there now IS a black President, and there IS a "meteorite" (Nibiru) heading for the planet. Good call. But now what?

[cardsfan82]

my porn name is Scruffy T....nice lol

[ladykatherine1]

Calico Rivers... I like that stripper name.

[ChristMelee]

Don Rickles needs to host the next oscars.

[raiu0009]

@ChristMelee

As much as I love Don, I don't think it would happen, because The Academy cannot handle his brutally honest lightning fast politically incorrect humor.

[CoolerKing37]

@raiu0009 Agreed. They couldn't handle Ricky Gervais's scripted material at the Golden Globes (where everyone is supposed to be loose and easy going) so they definately won't be able to handle Rickles bashing them with off-the-cuff insults at the Oscars.

[bm359]

*Cheap marketing alert* There's a new Jon Stewart app out for the iphone/ipad, it delivers a daily quote from the man himself.

[slagathor757]

my stripper name is ginger kennedy...win!

[toseeornot2see]

Diablo Cody is hot.

[Casarzino]

why so serious Tommy Lee?

[Renton6echo]

When is Stephen Colbert going to host the Oscars!?!

[tarantino900]

Thumbs up if you want SETH MACFARLANE TO HOST NEXT YEARS OSCARS

[BIGGOODBOY]

Compared to other oscar openings this was lame

[diptdipt]

In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals*. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet.

[truelieswow]

@diptdipt aaaah. the devil can't exist! nor can god, nor can free will exist.

[Hughfreeman]

@truelieswow Actually, if current theories about quantum mechanics are true, then we may actually have free will.

[TheKenTerry]

@truelieswow

Hey look, I just used free will type this.

[saintconnnor]

@TheKenTerry

the devil made you type that, clearly :P

[danbrown565]

he was so much better than franco and anne castaway

[CoolerKing37]

@danbrown565 Shiiiiiiit. Franco and Hathaway's suckjob at hosting made me nostalgic for David Letterman's "Oprah/Uma" bombs...

[Quadet4Music]

@CoolerKing37 - mines elmo mcmanus

[T0B0KKE]

@danbrown565 James Fraco (fraco means weak in portuguese) :D

[shawthingfilms]

Ricky Gervais could one up John Stewart

[richardxob]

juno sucks

[swimmer7189]

*Jon Stewart makes an Obama joke*

*camera pans to the only three black guys there.*

lol

[charms71]

@swimmer7189 lol

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@swimmer7189 and you know what's hilarious, each one of them was laughing in good humor of the joke.

[Tylermanguy]

4:40 Spike Lee laughin always cracks me up.

[pkpapers]

This is racist.

[elektrobank55]

@pkpapers It's not racist. He's pointing out that the only movies portraying non-white American presidents are science fiction films (i.e. Deep Impact with Morgan Freeman as president). Hence the asteroid reference. Guess it's not such science fiction after all...

[bombersmrz]

@pkpapers you're racist

[Smoznizjev]

@pkpapers How on earth is this racist?????????

[Dementiatari1200]

"Welcome to the make-up sex," hahaha. The Oscars should be hosted by comedians only. They don't get uncomfortable and they don't make the crowd uncomfortable.

[MBIIdollaBill]

GOD ellen page looked so amazing!

[cuckoo61]

i'd die of joy if that happened! :D

[akiya80]

Bring Ricky Gervais!!!!!!!!!!!

[violinzrock1810]

Here's the deal oscar people...most of the time, the golden statue things are for the ACTORS and the hosting is for COMEDIANS. Don't screw up next year!

[violinzrock1810]

Here's the deal oscar people...most of the time, the golden statue things are for the ACTORS and the hosting is for COMEDIANS. Don't screw up next year!

[VeryHappyUniverse]

He's also taller than most short people and shorter than most tall people.

[mzbvxf333]

Donald Trump Stanley McChrystal 2012

[artmania1990]

the host always has to mention the front-runners just in case they win and weren't mentioned before. otherwise where was tilda, or marion?

[bkev104]

i want steve carrel to host



[emmmilyrose]

was that last line his best marty mcfly impression?

[RobCardIV]

@emmmilyrose im pretty sure MArty never said "how will we know its the future".

and im thinking hard hehe

close though.

[chds222]

3:22 tommy lee jones is not impressed by jon.

[sheltondk43]

Love, love, love Jon Stewart.

[jayrobson88]

jon stewart sux dokey balls, seriously

[mattd687]

Look at Tommy Lee Jones in the second row when Jon Stewart makes a crack about Bardem's hair. He's either incredibly uptight or doesn't get it.

[bonerpartyz]

DILF

[Torres89013]

Does this town need a hug? haha I think they do...and after all the hugs, lets all hug charlie sheen haha :)

[AusQuitzau]

I wish they wouldn't edit/cut up all the videos and opening monologues!

[Chaucer129]

omg Javier Bardem is so cute... :D Love Jon Stewart. :)

[fluortablett]

Every host does this "The feel good movie of the year" joke...

[fluortablett]

Every host does this "The feel-good movie of the year" joke...

[beefy69]

stewart  rocks real americans not robots

[MHMcGill]

Haha this was in 2008? Why does it look like 1996 to me.

[PinkRavager]

His last "joke" is sooooo true.

[JL0vely]

love how they put the camera on 2 black guys (spike and wesley) lol

[suthnheet504]

hit "5" repeatedly and you'll hear a great word and see the appropriate reaction

[pccchurch]

He is 5 ft tall

[ArianaSiMone1]

"Does this town need a hug?"

[patotorrat]

3:22 Tommy Lee Jones' poker face lmao

[reachforthetop]

What year did Steward host?

[nyce2meetu]

@reachforthetop 2006 and 2008

[sugahwhat]

@reachforthetop 2008

[06s091]

@reachforthetop 2006 and 2008

[punguseki]

0:51 Hey look its Vincent Vega!

[lBDLKRMl]

Ricky Gervais should host the next oscars. I would laugh my ass off, he insults EVERYONE. I love that

[soxpatsicecream7]

@lBDLKRMl I agree. I think they are too grumpy to let Gervais tear everyone up, but I think it would be hilarious.

[ljbeck123]

@lBDLKRMl Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand should host together... yet i dont think half of the show would be aired.

[akiya80]

@ljbeck123 Totally agree!!!! It would be the best Oscars ever!!!!

[cuckoo61]

@lBDLKRMl i'd die of joy if that happened! :D

[migueldesousa]

@lBDLKRMl again? sweet

[MBIIdollaBill]

@lBDLKRMl God that would be great... of course all the idiot celebs will get mad

[KidMoon23]

@lBDLKRMl That would be amazing

[HollowHeadMask]

@lBDLKRMl

Anything to piss my parents off...

[LivurLif90]

"How would we know it's the futur?!"

[gofindyourownawesome]

watch Steve Martin's monologue. Stewart rips him off. Twice.

[Johnnycdc31]

4:42 I love that funny face :'D

[Abrasive84]

369 people voted up because they didn't want to appear dumb.

[carlo88moe]

3:05-3:20 tommy lee jones is totally trying to hold in a fart

[Jahkayhla]

Dude... Her name is fucking Diablo? That's awesome.

[asthemorningfalls]

@Jahkayhla it's not her name. sorry.

[80sfanfreak]

Julie Christie still looks fantastic

[ralphvds]

"Does this town need a hug?"

[Turbo9987]

ellen page is so cute!

[MrKravonGill]

jus give me 5mintues with juno

[spencer15ify]

3:22

look at Tommy Lee Jones face, he didn't even smile...

[spencer15ify]

3:22

look at Tommy Lee Jones face, he didn't even smile...

[carlyle101]

3:21 Tommy Lee Jones didn't find that tunny hahaha

[rijeka8]

Love this man!!

[desertninja3]

"How will we know its the future?" Lmao!! Genius, sheer genius!

[desertninja3]

"How will we know its the future?" Lmao!! Genius, sheer genius!

[mmtna]

I understand Stewart and Colberts humor but most of the time they're not funny

[ahmadfatah1]

@mmtna and you sir , are an idiot !!!

[ahmadfatah1]

and you sir , are an idiot !!!

[ahmadfatah1]

@mmtna and you sir , are an idi... !!!

[Liz86000]

lol, he's great!!

[heavenshaffer]

62 people need lives.

[llMiCKll]

@heavenshaffer And you need some originality.

[Tantatalicious]

ending was good.....

[preetis6]

Sexiest man alive.

[joejisahottamale]

@preetis6 It is amazing how sexy intelligence mixed with humor is! :)

[TheBluemist97]

0:16 I see Johnny!!

[ryanshaunkelly]

uncensored

jon stuart leibowitz:

9/11 was an outside job

[AgentGordonCole]

I love when Obama's name is mentioned they cut to spike lee.

[drdietnews]

Stewart's ok, but hosting the Oscars is not his strength.

[carrierose1234]

apperently hollywood loves jon stewart lol

[Prometheus1st]

LMAO.... I loved seeing Spike Lee & Wesley Snipes guffawing over his last joke.

THAT people,...is tolerance...and in the best tradition of the Nation we live in.

That is what we as Soldiers fight for.

-Semper Fidelis America.

[jayrobson88]

Jon Stewart fucking sucks. Maybe hes awesome if youre a 35 year old fat ass american who loves debating politics. To me he fucking sucks and does not deserve 8 emmys by any stretch of the imagination

[kingcaesar5]

Danny boy seems to be enjoying himself. How the hell did Wesley Snipes get an invitation.

[Lilianne1203]

Always have comedians host!!!!!!

[honey88foru]

They won't mingle XDDD;

[karnna03]

0:53 is that Viggo Mortensen?

[MrByy]

@karnna03 YES 

[DaVooz]

@karnna03 Yes, I believe it was Viggo Mortensen at 0:53, with John Travolta behind him?

[DaVooz]

@karnna03 @karnna03 Yes, I believe it was Viggo Mortensen at 0:53, with John Travolta behind him?

[Bushwacked487]

@karnna03 yes

[Janetvdl]

I love the Hillary Clinton joke :D

[Saramore13]

i love how at 3:22 Tommy Lee Jones looks like he wants to kill Jon Stewart. LOL!

[DemiathDoomhammer]

Eh, what a heck, I was searching for John Stewart, the black Green Lantern, and then this mothafucka shows up! I guess I'm gonna watch it anyway...

[abeedakbar]

Steven Colbert needs to host an Oscar too

[gusmanbhai]

"Hillary Clinton called it the feel-good movie of the year" - Classic

[CaramelMarshmallow]

Tom Hanks looks happy.

[SkewedViolinist]

I am actually in love with this man.

[PeaceLoveBud420]

olympia ducocus lmfao

[spanishprisoner]

@PeaceLoveBud420 it's Olympia Dukakis. She's an academy award winning actress!

[hobbitandwife]

2:21 I love Jon, he is so awesome. :)

[davidcai7]

He's smarter than most funny people, and funnier than most smart people. Perfect.

[sandragojani]

@davidcai7 My kind of man.

[hmcomsat]

@davidcai7 well you make it seem like hes mediocre at both. more like funnier than most funny people an smarter than most smart people.