Mike Rowe on QVC - Mike vs. Doll

[TheLivesOfMe]

oh. my. god. These videos are some of the greatest videos ever. I love you for posting all of them, so much.

And nothing is better than hearing the crew in the background laughing. LOVE THIS!

[5cylcoupe]

I was just petting it George

[munster2012]

He's like a real-life Phil Connors.

[Roidragin]

LOL @ the guy laughing  at 1:19

[derpinator1]

lost it @ "pretty well satisfied rodent"

[evilillusionist]

Oh God, please stop singing, Mike.

[jaycebrandonsantiago]

LOL! "I was just petting it George."

[BEVERYCUMMINS]

I have that doll from QVC. . LOL

[UnclePutin]

Comedic genius.

[Seston]

who would pay $99 for that crap?

[Seston]

lol, you can slowly see him losing his mind as the video progresses.

[KIKYnor]

"oh the indignity of it" - you don't say!! Mr Rowe rules!

[VorconOSX]

If I was going to be in the same room with that "doll" I would make SURE to have a weapon within easy reach.

An M-6 Carnifex Hand Cannon with incendiary ammo sounds about right.

[JadesiBx36]

HEY IT'S THE DIRTY JOB GUY!! lol

[loperspest]

When I want to get a dose of passive aggressive snark, I come here. Mike Rowe, for your deadpan acidity, I salute you.

[mummyjohn]

Your video description does wonders what greatness he's already created in what is otherwise a complete vacuum of culture and intelligence.

[KenshenSim]

:D< lol

[limpport]

"Of Mice and Men" reference? Mike Rowe is amazing.

[Tekkenfreek234]

I'm willing to bet that every Dirty Job he covers, he subconsciously think "At least I'm not at QVC..."

[chidoriookami]

mike rowe...LOL u rock.

[Apathesis0]

Gee Mike, don't hide your disdain for the job or anything. Hilarious.

[Mrjayjubear]

omg i lol'd at "i was just petting it"

[dgb751]

ironic thing is no pinhead that would buy that thing would get any of his jokes. "I was just petting it George" HAHA!

[tofucyborg]

as do all of us UNLESS YOURE BLACK FOR EXAMPLE

[RealLost2Reality]

@tofucyborg

He said "most of us" not "all of us"

You've never seen a black manni before?

[tofucyborg]

@RealLost2Reality i stand corrected. this guy is a king nnow :P

[tigergreg8]

Did you notice how frightened that doll looked after he put his hand under her skirt to wind her up Then, he had to do it again, Poor doll. I feel bad for her, The mouse found it humorous though, He was smiling because he was sick and tired of hanging out in her stupid stocking and looking like a fool.

[justinl909]

mike rowe is a very humorous man, he can make the boringest shit seem interesting and funny.

i wouldnt be watching dirty jobs if he wasnt the host.

[nmk1980]

lol

[Nackles]

OMG, I wouldn't even have recognized him if not for his voice. He has definitely improved with age!

Every time I find myself watching QVC, I wonder how the hosts manage to go on for 20 minutes about most of the things they're showing, so it's funny to see Mike grasping for something interesting to say, and making up his little stories. QVC is a huge waste of time--Mike made it efficient, if you actually wanted to buy some ridiculously overpriced art dolls.

[naes101010]

I don't there is a job the Mike Rowe does like. and thank god for that, because his displeasure and passive aggressive sarcasm brings me too much joy.

[elvenlove]

Isn't that "Count your blessings instead of sheep"? OMG his version is so much better though!!!

[Theburn77]

wow, a John Steinbeck reference, I love this guy

[canadiankazz]

"If you know the words, sing a long..."

lmao. I love Mike.

[Cinnabeast]

I don't know who decided it was a good idea to put this man on television... but give that guy a medal. Seriously.

[tissueboxland]

Why does his singing remind me of Jack Nickelson?

[tropicallanterns]

He could play Mr. Rogers if they ever made a movie of him

[vivaSuburbia]

"I wonder how the mouse feels about being carried around in a stocking..." haha wtf

[unclemongo]

This is a man who is slowly realizing that his life has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Now I understand why he loves sewage pipes so much.

[henik9]

Dear Mike,

I want you in my pants.

Love, Greg

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

mike rowe would be the ONLY reason i would watch QVC

[hollygreen1981]

Didn't QVC fire Mike for his sarcasm and irreverance towards mass produced crap? "I was just pettin' it, George." Yes, that really happened. The singing of the made-up words to the song pretty much sent me over the edge. Sarcastic smile @ 3:22... epic. "Oh, the indignity..."

[Customcube]

I never thought boredom mixed with hatred would be so blatant

[nuheeky]

I actually find this doll to be utterly creepy...I have a few porcelain dolls that were given to me that I love. But this one like, makes Chuckie look sweet.

[cobhcdr]

someone should find that doll, buy it and send it to him lmao

[FMAiscool]

mice and men?? ah gawd :'((  XD

[adamsattic]

Just stumbled across these. Dude was hilarious even back in the 90's.

[yangomcfrisky]

"excuse me, Mary" haha. He is so funny! Why would they make him sell this? wow.

[Tungsten23]

dirt jobs, MIKE ROWE?!? wtf...

[MrTurboturbine]

based on his personality, you would never think this was filmed 17 years ago!

[billtamer]

2:30 HAHAHAH OMFG. it was already epic and then he starts laughing himself.

[MicrowavedTofu]

holy crap!

[Hippodameia]

God, I can't believe you recorded these.

[grperez]

oh the indignity of it!

[SuperSneakySteve]

Who pays 99 bucks for that crap?

[Smartymcnotsosmart78]

quoting Steinbeck on QVC? Mike, you were most def a fish out of water.

I would be interested in seeing his sales figures.

[Sheepdude86]

DESTINED TO BE A CLASSIC!

[likelyekka]

Every time I see qvc videos on Youtube, it makes me wonder if people actually buy stuff like that.

[judysweetfunny]

The doll has creepy eyes...........LOL

Mike is a hoot

[xex2kok]

You can hear people in the background cracking up on almost every one of these videos lol.

[phamiru]

ROFL

[punishedexistence]

What do you wanna bet he pounded down a few before coming on air? I would too, this dude actually makes QVC kinda entertaining.

[lavinder11]

John Steinbeck... hah!

[metalchick891]

if mike rowe was still on QVC that'd be the only reason I'd ever watch it,he's fucking hilarious!

[browilliams]

What amuses me most is that this probably cost $25 to make.

[cjrhobbes319]

haha of mice and men... I WAS JUST PETTIN IT GEORGE

[Noromongrel]

Seems like the kind of guy who's about to come into work with a shotgun and start blowing all the merchandise away.

[Rowlins]

@Noromongrel I bet he'd be singing "what a merry christmas day" throughout his rampage

[hbeck5686]

Uh, no, he's right. The Grapes of Wrath is about the Joad family, and Of Mice and Men is about Lennie and George. Perhaps you should check your own American lit.

[ArashRezaee]

haha your right. I havn't read that book since high school not to mention I'm doing biochem as a major which requires no literature to graduate. You win this time Mike!

[lenin1916]

It is from Of Mice and Men.

[tutanktunak]

The music from the doll reminds me of the theme song to Cartman's "Woodland Critter Christmas." O______O***

"I was just pettin' it...I was just pettin' it, George!" Oh, Mike...

[greytale]

"Destined to be a classic."

If only he knew the irony of his words... and that the "classic" would be about HIM. :)

[itsjayweezy]

"excuse me mary" as he lifts up her dress LOLLL

[Trig242]

I love that you can hear the crew laughing in the background when he lifts the skirt

[jeffer2m]

he quoted lenny from mice and men. classic.

[theprofessor172]

"Us flawed human beings..."

He's milking this thing for all it's worth...

[jazzrunnergal]

"gee what a merry christmas day... and a mouse in my hand"... wonder if the mouse knows the words... rofl!!

[Yoloslim]

Haha I was just pettin it!

[JannekeMarkus]

at least he gets to sit down, when i see them on tv there always standing!

[metalicmario]

in Mike's mysery we find entertainment

[rocharox]

soo fucking funny

[GreenVirus76]

Holy shit she's ugly. 100 Green ones for that piece of shit?

LOL, you can even hear the guys in the back laughing.

[xetlive]

Chucky is the second most dangerous doll to me now.

[Circusmnkee]

admit it Mike, Mary sucks.

[GeneralSpecific3]

there's one part of the song that reminds me of the jurassic park theme

[ZeldaxLegacy]

Mike Rowe kicks ass. Even on QVC.

[TRobertHarris]

This is the funniest stuff ever! "I wonder how the mouse feels about being carried around in a stocking?" "We're talking about at pretty well satisfied rodent here."

[JonasC22]

haha wow i never thought qvc could actually be entertaining too. Mike Rowe is an improvisational comedic genius.

[SaveTheMooses]

That doll is creepy as fuck.

[Dangturtle]

I think were looking at a pretty well satisfied rodent. Mike Rowe I love you

[Ericjpomeroy]

He got fired for putting his hand up the doll's dress. Funny stuff.

[Gamelvl84]

HUNDRED BUCKS FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT? O_o O_O o_O

[xrell]

mike row is priceless

love the freestyle

and mouse perspective lol

[cheekykiki78]

I love that you can hear the crew laughing.

[drurylane5]

this guy is sooooo hilarious

i love the crinkle bag ad

[studnothin]

how much do you think he drank on that job? my guess is he never came in sober.

[JMR3productions]

ISNT DAT TEH GUY HOST SIRTY JOB?

[SigEpBlue]

" 'scuze me, Mary." ROFL Mike is awesome.

[amosunknown]

Good God that must have been the WORST job EVEREVEREVER!!!

[crewser61]

Mike Rowe can sell me ANYTHING he wants!!! He's HOT!!! As much as he hated this QVC gig, he had alot of fun with it...if he did'nt he'd probably shoot his self!!!

[SmoggyZilla]

Mike is much more handsome now. He looks geeky here.

[109268]

Yeah, you're right, Mike looks a hell of a lot better today then he did here, I think he gained some muscle after leaving this soul sucking position.

Kinda reminds me of George Clooney, he looks better older then younger.

[MCrider222]

ahh this remind me the Dirty Jobs ! :D

[dbraz45]

That guy can sell!

[Lengsel7]

This was way funnier than I thought it was going to be.

[GilbertsonDerick]

It's funny to watch Mike and listen to his comments in these QVC clips, but at the same time, it's sad to see him in such a position. I believe anyone in that position thinks of suicide daily.

[SpiralOfWhite]

Wow if you think this job makes you think of suicide don't talk to anyone with a real job.

[Sylar03]

Oh the indignity of it.

[ComradeCrusty]

Dude he's blazed.....this is almost as good as MST3K.

[BlackLeopard94]

something tells me that Mike Rowe doesn't like that job.

[killertb6666669]

LOL!! I like him on DJ better. But THIS made me a fan!!

[catiefromsavannah2]

I would bet half the people watching this never read "Of Mice and Men". Too funny. And for that "holiday classic", never heard of that either but love his ad lib singing. It must have been hell to go to work every day.

[ultravioletindex]

HAH! A literature reference! Maybe he's a mad genius.

[doug9117]

haha you could tell he really didn't like doing this very much! He was pretty awful at it. But he's GREAT at his current job!

[Scheider28]

I'm shocked that he didn't quit on the first hour he was back!

[whiteyduvual]

dude, you're talking about QVC, you expect entertainment from QVC?

are you serious?

[JMR3productions]

AINT DAT DEH GUY HOST SIRTY JOBZ

[chevvok]

no,

he hosts dirty jobs. not SIRTY JOBZ.

[ayeroxor]

"From that 2 being an idiot"

I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks 2 is a word loses the right to call anyone else an idiot.

[brian12934]

No I agree. He's so humorous and enlightening here, he's at the very most, *hot* on Dirty Jobs as girls would say. Regardless, the fact is that he has more humor here.

[bfg15000]

Just pettin' it George. lol

[Defined071]

lol 99 dollars for that crap.

[LilLuna1985]

"I got a red bow on my skirt!"

Dirty Jobs indeed!

[betsy678]

a prettyyy satisfied rodent.

[Bz22]

An instant classic.

[7410n0]

"I was just pettin' it" LMAO!

[GoForkYourself]

howler monkeys in the studio at 1:19

[zealess]

i can't breathe

[Quickbrownfoxx]

he always sounds high, But that doll is diabolic.

[Basisforstace]

Thank you for posting these..

[xXnobrainXx]

2:40-3:00 he sounds like he´s high...

[adriandomtell]

lol! he is so funny! but sucks at selling in my opinion

[Zaphrod88]

It's funny how little he cared about the items.

[thejoser]

He doesn't understand why people would buy such things.. (or maybe just at those prices) perhaps.

"Oh, the indignity of it.."

[Mew4U]

XD Man he makes an infomercial funny! now thats talent!

[blondieinsd]

I love him! And, I'm so glad he's off QVC...in these vids he just seems so miserable, which I'm sure he was.

[jonabig]

dude he is so clean.... need to fix that lol

[xpiotophos]

he seems miserable :( he seems happy now that hes doing dirty jobs ^_^

[IcyMaking]

dang I was trying to figure out where I heard this song! As soon as I heard Mike singing I knew it was from a Mickey's Christmas Carol.

[Sylderon]

Perhaps not, but it certainly makes you sound like blithering idiot.

[biggirldances]

OMG! What the heck? Fine! Cuss all you want. Its just very unapropiate! GEEZE!!!

[charlweb2]

this almost seems like it would be an snl skit

[vlcupper]

That would be brilliant. If he ever hosts SNL, they MUST do this.

[fleeperzonk]

Congratulations on the video being on the Discovery site.

[PhillipH903]

rofl....mike rowe is the fuckin man. i have a man crush

[biggirldances]

don't cuss!!!!

[sippinondew]

really?  haha.

[D3STRUKT0R99]

I fuckin love mike rowe goddamn fuck shit he's so fucking awesome goddamn holy shit

[biggirldances]

OMG! PPL!!! Why do you cuss so much? And why do you put thumbs down signs on mine? OMG! How is not cussing bad? You ppl are weird. I LOVE Mike ROWE!!

[D3STRUKT0R99]

fuck fucking fuck fuck shit ass piss

Goddamn I love Mike Rowe too

[biggirldances]

Oh forget it! Cuss all you want!

[D3STRUKT0R99]

okay I will

fuck fuck fuckity fuck

[Zalman1337]

Well, going by your logic, Mike Rowe is bad because Mike Rowe cusses, therefore you should hate Mike Rowe. But you love Mike Rowe, so you must actually love cussing. So you should enjoy it when I tell you to go fuck yourself.

[Musicisliberation]

Oh come on, so he cursed...

You're living in a world where everything on T.V has a sexual meaning to it, and "dirty" references can be found anywhere, but the word "shit" makes you CRY.

...?

[Zenon2006]

He was just as funny back then!

[pandaxpaws]

How is Mike so epic? <3333

[sharpie1988]

"In general, I think we're talking about a pretty satisfied rodent."

[Aorenai]

"An instant classic. Contemporary. I don't know this one."

[FiveInThePM]

2 Payments of $49.50! ! !

WTF?! At least Mike knows that he's selling complete crap... expensive crap.

[adamsa83]

oh the indignity of it

[jameslovelywife]

Hammerstamp is almost as funny as Mike. Do you sing Merry Christmas Day?

[jgamble0007]

I didn't know this was the guy in dirty jobs until it mup later! There's a clip of him with kariokie.

[Bubbles655]

I love Mike Rowe...he's amazing :)

[kyramama03]

At first I thought he was trying to take off Miss Mary's clothes.... Rowe can take off my clothes ANYTIME!!

[hammerstamp]

i think ive watched this video about 28340952 times.

he amuses himself... which amuses us...

[stefnyatthedisco]

hahahaha how did this man sell anything?! i woulda bought stuff from him!

[hammerstamp]

" i gotta red bow on my skirt... ad a mouse in my hand.."

HHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH OOMMMMMMMMMMG

[Brinah]

oh God, my sides hurt from laughing so hard! lol

[hammerstamp]

hahahahaah!!

"excuse me mary..."

[prgmonae]

wow, his singing reminds me of Ernest in Ernest saves Christma, singing Oh, Christmas Tree and really just repeating the song title over and over. i am dying!!