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  • You should camp at a real game and not a Private Match with nobody -.-'

  • dude camping is for pussies who don't know how to play black ops. fuck you all.

  • im not that good so i need to level so i can play survival with people

  • Why all the thumbs down?. If you all are such good players and don't need to camp, why are you watching this video?. Oh, I forgot. You're passive-aggressiveists with no lives 

  • I camp, and im an experienced CoD PLAYERi have nothing against it, just depends how you camp, for example a fucking noob camper would be someone hiding in a corner waiting with a ghillie suit on

  • :D I camp like a boss!!! :/ too bad you cant get your nuke here

  • 2,075 people watched this raged and disliked once they tried CUZ THEY NEWBIE BOOBIES

  • guys only hating the video because its about camping...

    but you guys should shut up!!! its just "a" way to play the game!

  • I agree with appleindesky, there is nothing to it than sitting in a spot with only one entrance and putting a claymore down, easy as pie. Not that i camp, but its firly simple..

  • Campers are the biggest reasons why people are starting to hate the Call Of Duty franchise. Why pay $60 on a video game to sit in one spot all day? Is your K/D really that important to you? Smh.. Nobody cares if you went 50-0 camping or if you think it takes "skill". Try doing that while rushing and see how "skilled" you are then. Lol keep on ruining CoD games cause you want to brag about your high KDRs while you sit in a corner or a window. Losers _-

  • @IcedOut595 no. camping is good, CORNER camping and not moving is stupid. i camp but like i move each time i kill 2 people and kinda loop around the same zone.

  • @hokage97531 Exactly. I have no problem with people who stay in a spot for a while and MOVE AROUND. But if your sitting in a corner and every time you die you continue to go back to the SAME corner. Your a Scrub.

  • @hokage97531 And that is why you have a negative kd

  • @i69edurmum my kd n black ops was 1.18 with like 14000 kills and in mw3 im new so it goes around 1.15 to 1.19 each game.

    just the facts

  • @IcedOut595 calm down big bertha every FPS shooter has campers, go play gayblefield for a week and tell me how many campers your gonna find in that crap game,

  • @yumiyumiinmytummy Lol big bertha. And i played BF3 and yeah it sucks. Everybody either prone or in the bushes. Gonna trade that shit in cause i cant take it

  • @IcedOut595 Yup I knew it was gonna be crap, told you not to listen to those dumb fan boys, they're just butt hurt that BF will never be able to touch CoD.

  • Ima camp my foot right up your ass and leave it there..

  • @rasegan14 LOLOL I see you bruh, ya this video is bad promoting, sucks ass LOLOL

  • In the ps3 there's not as much campers as on the 360. On the ps3 there's more rushers.

  • if you try to teach people to camp,at least do it right.

  • Before I even clicked on this video I knew it would be filled 12 year old's angst and rage

  • why is a 2 year old on respawn????

  • @griffin0415 if your mad at him then why did you watch this video?

  • all of us have camped before u freaking noobs you play hq you protect the hq by rushing???? dumb asses

  • @TEAMVOXPS3 I never camped, btw there's a difference between camping and protecting, protecting the Hq is something different than being on the opposite side of the objective sitting in a corner camping waiting for people to come up to you.

    To be honest JakeMachinima isn't camping in this video, he's a sniper they should always stay back and pick up people covering teammates and he's not sitting in one place all the time.

  • i think that if your playing an objective game mode its not bad to camp close to the objective or somewhere you can see it

  • this isnt even camping... it doesnt count as camping if your sniping its just called sniping also if you call actual sniping hardscoping you are retarded

  • Everyone is welcome 2 Battlefield: Bad Company 2

    You CAMP? YOU Die!

    Just 4 all of u suckers that dont have any skill, dig that shit 4 real =]

  • I GO FLAWLESS CAMPING SO WHOS THE LOSER NOW> HAHA IM A PRO AT CAMPING I PISS YOU OFF UNTILL YOU RAGE QUIT HAHAHAHA LOVE IT

  • i really don't understand people who camp?? MOST OF YOU SUCK...hey try something else..MOVE AROUND!!! lol

  • most people who disliked this camp i bet lol

  • hes the justin beiber of gaming

  • 3:21 you call that a jeep

  • he isnt even good at camping haha

  • Lol i excepted the dislikes, Haters gonna hate! i bet most of u can't camp as that guy and that's the point! i camp and i dont fuckin' care about anyone!

  • @Lordwarship Emmm.. Yeah...

    Things like you, are just non-skilled assholes thinking that they are being a 'player' but at all eyes, if you encounter yourself in a CQC stance, I believe that you dont have the balls to survive a shit xD..

    How fun is to see this comments from 'things' like you xD

  • you sound like harry potter you little douchbag

  • i was in a gamewith himand i sent him abuse coz i didnt no he was machinema LOL glad i did now

  • Holy shit balls this is a BOY?!?! LMAO! did he get his balls chopped off?

  • Your a faggot who has 0% skill at the game and still get a machinima account? WTF

  • I got rick rolled black ops style HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH­HHHHH

  • i was hoping and praying this was a voke jideo, and it fucking wasnt

  • this stinks why is a 9 year old doing this, he doesn't even know what he's talking about!

  • camping doesnt let you learn the true way to play a game. You can sit in one spot and hide with ghost and your camera spikes or motions sensors and you might do fairly well but you are the reason everyone hates the game and when we "good" players move on to a different game you will understand why camping doesnt work at all, you will never find each other faggots

  • Uh.. i was only searching for "how to camp in the rain"*cough* and i ended up clicking this by accident *cough*...

  • whats going in here....oh flame war abandon video¡

  • Haters will hate, but that's because they're dumbasses who do not understand camping is a critical part of a shooter that is supposed to be "realistic" this is call of duty not fucking halo, if you wanna run round a jump like a ninja go play Halo, it's what I do when I'm in a crazy mood.

  • @zwabTheRealOne your almost as much of a faggot as Jakemachinima!

  • @AmongstLords I psml every time I see a retard like you, I enjoy running and gunning, but it is not smart play.

  • @zwabTheRealOne its a frickin video game man! its supposed to be fun. personally i find camping boring and that negates the point of playing.

  • @AmongstLords I find raping kids with my killstreaks and making people rage hilarious.

  • @zwabTheRealOne okay, the real point is. what the hell is this kid doing on machinima?

  • @zwabTheRealOne what the FOOK! is psml?

  • @pyrosomnyac It's supposed to be pmsl

    pmsl = pissing myself laughing. :D

  • A camper's song: Show me, how to enter creaky without dying cause I´m really trying damn it, camper! [chorus] Your headshot scripts, are killing me (and I) I must confess, I never see (I never see) where you are hiding, I lose my mind falling behiiiiiind me camper one more time Link of the download song: beemp3.com/download.php?file..­.Camper+One+More+Time
  • well we dnt care about where were going to die

  • campers are gay as fuck, i run around with a sniper and get more kills than a shit camper. FUCK FACE CAMPER BITCH NIGGA

    ]

  • British kid that needs to stop feeding annoying information to the community and get off machinima? I've heard of the guy your talking about. JakeMachinima. Thaaaaats him!

  • I DONT GIVE A THONG!!!!!!

    

  • so his spray class is the over accurate ak74u with grip?

  • 339 people are british campers with a bad accent

  • this is exactly the type of noobs id expect 2 see on xbox....

  • this is more useless than that kids accent.

  • thats bullshit

  • alll those spots are going to get you killed

  • u know whays my motto if u can hit a guy so can he hit u

  • lol u ppl are some gaming fags for real u guys gotta curse in every single comment u post and bitch over stupid shit

  • @bluemanzoman or else wat youll die da fuk wit kd

  • @bluemanzoman or else youll da fuk with kd

  • guys....if ur not a camping fan..why are u watching this video...im not a camping fan myself but i will do this if my KD is in danger....because my kd needs alot of help because treyarch or some faggot made my kd 1 kill and 1000 deaths....so yeah i need to camp or else...

  • @bluemanzoman nobody cares about ur stupid kd lil kid!

  • machinima is about money now what u guys think lol

  • FUCKING FAIL

  • For real machinima??? This Fucking stupid vid.????? How to camp what a joke!! Unsub from machininimmmaananima

  • yeeeeeah! i got spy plane

  • thanks i think ill be pro when im watching u

    !

  • JakeMachinima, you are a fucking idiot. How people like you make it onto Machinima is beyond me. Machinima need to shape the fuck up and get their act together, why support and endorse a video that promotes camping, and more to the point, why support idiots like this who make these stupid fucking videos.

  • @Inhale1357 he got on machinima when it was very young and there weren't even any requirements. So he got a contract or something and it says that whatever he makes (even if it's crap) will get uploaded. I hope his contract don't last long

  • "you basically just run around and kill people here.". Pro tip?

  • Campers need to learn to play for real

  • Machinima is still uploading shit from him while he's not good,funny or cool at all!

    They think it's because he gets views, but it's just because Machinima has so many subs so even a 2 sec picture of a tree would get 500k views within a week

  • simple way to stop the camping noobs duel weid pistols plus flashbang =] an his sniper spots will get u killed as opposed to get you killed. just got to the pilon thing with a sniper cause real skil is hardscoping set a claymore dont climb up thats retarded and patrol this area only for sniping cause of the disadvantage

  • son campers make the game pooh soo yu should really get rid of this video

    fa real

  • Do a video on Capture the flag please, 'This is a flag, to catch it you must walk through it'

    Everything is blatant

  • Everything in this fucking video is fucking obvious....

  • Does a camper need to learn how to camp?

    You dont turn into a camper. You are a camper or you arn't a camper, and that´s it.

  • @Tusuegrapotentee good player knows when to camp and knows when to rush and patrol, i only camp with snipers really cause i dont belive in the noscoping crap blme bad company 2 lol =]

  • dude that are like the worst advise ever

  • When is the next episode coming out?

  • Who tha fck doesn't know how 2 camp get a life dude u probably can't even ply cod and I'm 12 and I'm tell u dis all u need 2 do is get a claymore and look out a window or sumthin Shudlnt be part of machinima

  • Campers r shit

  • How to camp? Seriously... Just sit in one spot and don't move and have a claymore... There's nothing more to it... Really,,,

  • @applepieindesky thats bad lol you just get prefierd

  • @applepieindesky yes theiir is, you get killed alot right? camp of duty camp ops is more then just sitting in the corner. you need a good pro camper class, pro campemper campsite, and good reflexes.

  • @bradleybrown1198 Ha ha ha, good one xD Wait, you are joking right??

  • @bradleybrown1198 If that was sarcasm, that's terrible. If it is, then you seriously have issues. Camping does not take skill, thought, or just about anything really, but then again, neither do most games including CoD, so it's cool.

  • @applepieindesky Im seriose. Camping is actully very effective if done right and CoD and most fps games do indeed reqire skill. There is more to it then russing and bullet spaming... hwever bullet spam is a great tactic if done right.

  • @bradleybrown1198 AHahahahahaha, you are hilarious mate! But, seriously, we both know that's not true. Camping is a sad tactic which is just plain annoying. I can understand camping in BC 2 but in that the sniping is reasonably realistic. But, honestly, this troll conversation should stop now. I know you're trolling. No one would seriously think that.

  • @applepieindesky Im not trolling. Do you really think Im trolling. If I was trolling I would be insulting you and calling you a no good rusher. Camping is a good tactic if you know how to properly do it. Its just that over9000% of people dont know how and so they just run around rushing causeing mass caos in the world of CoD online.

  • @applepieindesky he means spots you doodoo head silly..lol

  • @koolaid4301 Camping... Spots?? Does it really matter... Honestly, it's a ridiculously unrealistic game, there is no need to camp, c'mon guys...

  • @applepieindesky ok well u got me there

  • @applepieindesky lol if your just gonna camp like that so easy to kill you -.- if u a hardcore camping and you know what ur doing u can go 56 and flawless each game get a motion sensor and go inside a building with 1,23 entrances 1 entrance is the easiest 3 is ur fucked unless ur godly like osama-bin-campin 7.50 legit kd 14th prestige get owned son u fail camping ftw

  • @TEAMVOXPS3 Oh my God... You're serious! YOU! YOU THINK CAMPING IS SKILLFUL AND ALL THAT? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHA You cock of doody fanboys are hilarious! I can't believe that you're serious! Oh God... Please, play something realistic or join the army! Do something useful... But... Are you actually serious?

  • Seriously what are you on about dude.. can you even play? My lil bro (10Yrs Old) doesn't even camp! haha

  • This guy is so smart! I never knew all the shit he just said! haha

  • Dudes hes telling people who want to camp how to camp to go get a life and watch something else

  • if you camp ur a biiiiiiig noob

  • I really thought it was a girl at the start of the video

  • this video sucked.

  • LOL.

  • pvtj8ker was talking about this video I thought he was not serious

  • I didn't even watch the video. You're welcome for a thumbs down. Faggot.

  • THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE RIGHT?

  • now lets see you actually do it

  • Dear Machinima,

    I'm offended that this is on my sub box. I'm offended at the consistent lack of quality put up on this channel. I'm offended that some punk kid is embracing negative qualities of the game and exploiting them for his own gain.

    Please clean up the quality of your channel. You have some serious talent, and then you have this mediocre crap.

  • @TheSkud Oh leave im alone you cunts, if you dont like it dont fucking watch it.

  • @TheSkud Machinia: we dont give a fuck

  • @TheSkud Seriously, man, camping is a totally legit strategy. Camping is such a hated strategy because it ACTUALLY WORKS. People go after the camper thinking they have a small chance of killing him, the camper kills them instead. It's an ingenious strategy. It takes advantage of the other team's psychology to get more and more kills. It's the real strategy of the game, it just takes a LONG time to comprehend that the only reason people hate campers is because it is the ONLY strategy that works.

  • @superlizard234 I know I dont Camp Alot But when I do I Get Like A 20 Kill Streak

  • WHY IS THIS LITTLE FAGGOT ON MACHINIMA!!!!!

  • @smokinsumgrass dude yes his videos are bad but hes autistic... its not his fault :(

  • @deadlegzzzgaming NO ONE GIVES A SHIT IF HES A DOWNS SYNDROME ; HE'S A CAMPER.

  • @smokinsumgrass why are you watching his video?

    lol fail

  • @smokinsumgrass Oh leave im alone you cunts, if you dont like it dont fucking watch it.

  • NO WAY! I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ABLE TO KILL PEOPLE THROUGH THOSE WINDOWS!!

    -.-

    Really? A "How to" video on camping even though you hear a lot of people complaining about campers? If you wanted to get noticed by making a "How to" video, the least you could have done was make it on how to KILL campers, not become one. Besides, I'm pretty sure people know how to camp, I mean come on, even noobs know how to do that.

  • i know i can sit in the windows in the 'BIG' room in the middle and camp, i just dont cos im not a fucking noob -_-

  • I think he jake scopes.

  • not to hate or anything, but this entire video was pointless...i think i got dumber watching it.

  • How about we rename this "How to play like a bitch", is it coincidence the host sounds like one?

  • best part 7:10

  • 319 people are noobs

  • holy shit I had no idea you could shoot through the windows on array!! are there any other windows you can shoot through in Black Ops? video or it didn't happen!

  • It's mw2 all over again when someone shared people to use

    Scavanger

    Danger Close

    Steady Aim

    Assault + noob tube

    Thumper

    and Grenade

    -_-

  • Give be the 4 seconds of my life back

  • why did you need 7 minutes to show people how to camp. i can teach them how to camp in one sentence "sit in a fucking corner"

  • @KillerSafety25 You sir, are a legend.

  • wow really how to camp! watch my vid for real black ops commentaries

  • are you a girl?

    and this is the worst shit ever.

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  • shut the fuck up jakemachinima

  • I've actually played with this kid in a match on Berlin Wall. all he does is camp with his L96A1 (which he isn't very good at btw) and he would antagonize the players to find him in the PGL, but he would get flushed out so quickly and after the match he called us "cheap ass homos". he even said to me that he would report me to Xbox.

  • @9000tommygun K, you played with me in berlin wall, fair enough, believeable. I had an L96? O that's funny because I haven't sniped in weeks.

    I would antagonize players to find me in the PGL? Whats the PGL?

    And about calling you a "Cheap ass homo", that sounds too stereotypically American, and I also have all other players muted so that I cannot talk to or hear them, because it's just angry 12 year olds. I'm either in a party with real life friends or listening to music.

    Why lie?

  • @JakeMachinima what kind of fag makes a video about camping and the game says 17+ and im pretty sure your 5 years old so come back when your balls drop.

  • @JakeMachinima The guy's name was JakeMachinima and his emblam was Machinima's "M" logo. In the PGL he would antagonize us and call us fags, no-lifes, and other ignorant slurs. In the game he camped on the western side near the building where the tanks are when it was over he complained that we had no skill and etc. He threatened to report me b/c i was the one who killed him the most. Maybe he is trying to make you look bad bt from this video i can see you beat him to the punch.

  • @9000tommygun That's funny because the gamertag JakeMachinima is an xbox live silver account of which I control, obviously anyone can look it up on the xbox website and see that, so how could you have been in a game with someone who was using it?

    Xbox live accounts these days... Rebelling and that.

  • @JakeMachinima The funny thing is is that he didn't sound anything like you. His account was gold and he was from Canada, according to his profile.

  • @9000tommygun The account can't have been "JakeMachinima", because like I said that's a silver account and therefore can't play online.

    If he didn't sound like me then why would you say that it is me in the first place?

    And from your channel I see you're from the US. People from the UK don't get placed with you in call of duty games, it's seperate servers, we can only play with you in private matches.

    You're obviously stupid or you would have never thought it was me in the first place.

  • @JakeMachinima I have been paired up with people from foreign countries including France, Germany, China, and the United Kingdom (including Ireland) in CoD games. There's a setting on the player preferences in the games that allows you to play with people internationally. Also, I've seen people with silver accounts play on CoD and BC2.

  • @9000tommygun You haven't seen silver accounts playing those games in xbox live multiplayer, that's just another lie.

    This is the last time I will reply to you.

  • @JakeMachinima Before I leave the stage, all I have to say is that you sir, are pretty damn funny. Even if your homor is unpopular and regarded as unfunny, you sure know how to reel those trolls in. Some of these comments make me laugh at how gullible people can really be. And if you're wondering about my comment about Black OPS turning into MW2, I'm not hating on you, I'm just warning you about the inevitable storm.

  • Offside : When a woman steps out of the kitchen

  • Snipers dont camp. they snipe. they hold one spot and dont move around much. thats what snipers do. this vid sucks and you missed MANY vital spots that people do "camp" in with AR's SMG's and Sniper Rifles. you pretty much didnt include all the good spots just the common ones that everyone found out about the first day they played this game. Good job kid.

  • Omg!!!! Those sniper spotts sucked so muuuch! I dont understand how this could get on machinima

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  • people always seem to notice haters, who dislike the video wether its good or bad,

    but am i the only one who notices the lovers, who always like the video, wether its good or bad?

  • I speak for everyone...... this video is shit

  • I would also like to point out that this kid sucks dick at commentaries. If you are going to hire people to do videos for you, at least make them worth your time respawn...pleasee...

  • I got one thing to say: Sniping IS NOT Camping. That is all

  • Congrats. Youve made 18 thousand victims watch this shit.

  • teaching how to camp is like teaching humans how to breath

  • is this a joke?

  • okay lets say everyone follows this video, and everybody starts camping, tell me, how fun would the game be?

  • noob

  • Of course the British teach us how to camp

  • Who cares bout how to camp i rush in every game and get triple sprays, wanna see check my videos