Carlos Mencia on Asians

[mymarkis666]

I don't know, I looked up this guy because I've only heard how shit he is lol; this wasn't too bad.

[ricefarmer88]

Wow. He sounded Japanese when he was trying to sound Asian. Guess he's just being a fucking racist to just Japanese people saying they got small dicks n shit, and he's only using the term "Asian" to not make them feel bad. Haa! Oh well.

[kalvara1]

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[dakanister23]

hahaha south park killed him

[TRA6023]

almost as funny as andy dick

[rlatprjs1]

Why is this fagget on comedy central.. no one will know

[ToolsnFire]

@rlatprjs1 who do you recommend for stand up comedy? Carlos is a funny performer. Btw, just to mention for contrast, Dane Cook, however, is just a stand up bro character that attracts people in that sort of social sphere, but not especially funny.

[rastamees]

@ToolsnFire

if you want to see a funny performer look at Russell Peters or Frankie Boyle

this guy SUCKS

[ToolsnFire]

@rastamees Funny guys, especially I like Russell Peters. But it's kinda like the difference of Doonesbury comic strip(Peters, Boyle, Carlin, Hicks, etc) and Bloom County. I'll go with Bloom County, more expressive in just the 'right way' of presence(Mencia, Murphy, Dangerfield) and, though in another genre of comedy, Groucho is gold.

[Leinster4life13]

blech...terrible...just terrible

[cjwiseman16]

@alpacacide Greg Giraldo died cause he had nothing left to do on earth ha

[DancingBear929]

damn this nigga used to be skinny

[alpacacide]

why didnt this guy die instead of greg giraldo...

[clickswitchh]

He has no dick

[skeezyFbaby420]

its a shame about his dick

[daljin1991]

Not remotely funny thus its probably his joke.

[mjsanchez12]

This pendejo said september 10, 2001....lmao

[myskillzrhi]

@mjsanchez12 That's because he was referring to the day before 9/11...

[psyoptica]

How come Carlos gets so much flak and not Lisa Lampanelli? Her act is basically the same thing.

[thatdudeyouhate1]

so fucking unfunny its ridiculous

[RevolutionaryLoser]

stereotypes.

[royalarctic]

fucking gay fish

[flamemaster104]

I am asian and I was laughing hard

[bluehat210]

I came here to dislike the video xD

[zmbdrksdr]

@bluehat210 me too! I prefer angina to this bigot.

[peenishead]

lul ned holness

[borass69ass]

hack bits that i swear were stolen from bobby lee early days

[KoolJayJ]

little dick?? Coming from a spic???

[NomadMexNT]

@KoolJayJ Lawlz....You mad cause it's fact you guys have small dicks ?

[KoolJayJ]

@NomadMexNT nawww I'm mad cos another race known for being tiny little fuckers with small dicks is joking about another race with small dicks

its like a fat guy making fun of another fat guy

[LordVader30000]

@KoolJayJ He's not Mexican bro. He's hardly Hispanic. He's of German and South American descent. Real name is Ned Holness.

[PAT68RIO]

@LordVader30000 ''He's hardly hispanic'' ?, he is from Honduras you idiot, that makes him hispanic, oh wait a minute, you suck when it comes to geography right? jajajajajaja

[LordVader30000]

@PAT68RIO You Honduran, bro? Seems like you are. I simply meant that he's not 100% Hispanic due to his father's German, English, and Cayman Island descent. And where'd you get that I suck at Geography? That's kinda random and irrelevant.

[Hello2u2322]

@LordVader30000 Hispanic is of any race in the us.

[LordVader30000]

@Hello2u2322 Yeah I guess I overlooked that. My fault.

[Hello2u2322]

@LordVader30000 I am sorry. I think that is only in the US.

[AnimaSeverem]

@LordVader30000

Not to mention, his real name. Ned Holness.

[PAT68RIO]

@LordVader30000 I'M TELLING YOU MAN, YOU SUCK WHEN IT COMES TO GEOGRAPHY, HONDURAS IS CENTRAL AMERICA NOT SOUTH AMERICA jajajajajaja

[TheAgol07]

GAY btw i came here just because SMOSH mentioned him -_-

[Slah606]

@TheAgol07 SMOSH is just stupid nowadays. If anything is gay, it's you. If you can't respect good comedians, just GTFO. No one here needs you talking crap about a funny guy.

[TheAgol07]

@Slah606 HES racist not to mention and he is GAY that smosh already mentioned in their vid

[Slah606]

@TheAgol07 So you are saying he is gay because he was mentioned in a Smosh video?

[TheAgol07]

@Slah606 /watch?v=u9_kahA_wQo 

[Slah606]

@TheAgol07 That does not mean he is gay at all. It just means he supposedly uses stolen jokes. I don't know how you got that he is gay from that.

[TheAgol07]

@Slah606 as if stealing jokes and being racist isn't any gay :P

[NegaZxyz]

Also why the hell did all you people click on the video if you dont like his comedy?

[NegaZxyz]

Ok unlike half the people here who are only saying he's sucks because they buckle to the pressure society puts on them I gotta say that as a comedian he's pretty funny.

[MikaelFL]

WTF?! Is this 1950? Horrible material!

[mercanaries3]

@MikaelFL

He's racist

[tdwpx5]

Carlos ruiz

[jakentos]

Pendejo

[mwhitten77]

Same old, unoriginal jokes. Asians are smart but can't drive and have small penises, blacks are dumb but have big dicks. Get some new material.

[Frostystraidlazed]

@mwhitten77 while the jokes are dumb and racist, the penis size thing is actually statistically correct.

[dbpaintballer95]

@Narufan246 no he meant the day before Mexicans before and then the day after Muslims were, because of 9/11

[Narufan246]

does he mean september 11 2001 cuz he said september 10

[nataliaUful]

do u like fish dicks?' south parkxD

[boogynights]

This is going to my shit list playlist.

[PowdyPengy59147]

He sucks always stealing jokes from other ppl.

[unphazed123]

i live in a city with lots of asians and usually theyre NOT the ones crashing, soooo yeah...

[JManning95]

Its amazing how easily these people are entertained by this shit.

[WHlTEDEVlL]

@JManning95 you don't get the jokes? get a sense of humour!

[WarthogD21]

I got no dick man

[BriansPS3]

Kept a straight face the entire video. Want to hear a joke? Carlos Menica.

[AMcCracken4324]

Carlos isn't worth his weight in dog shit

[phenomenon717]

Carlos Mencia, Y U NO FAWNEY???

[MegaManOLantern]

Yea I agree, I want to live, not drive in fear.

[29brissa]

I hate asians, i hope they die!

[flamemaster104]

@29brissa why are you so racist, I'm asian you want me to die you racist

[jdudeism]

im laughing my ass off! and im asian! god i love this guy!

[xcorehendis11]

@jdudeism Then you have horrible taste in comedy

[unphazed123]

@jdudeism liar

[silencesoloud12]

"What the fuck is a car? Asian kryptonite?"

Maybe, but Mencia's kryptonite is humor.

[marctheman001]

@silencesoloud12 then wtf r u watching the video fagget I'm tired of u mencia haters u don t like him don't witch his vids jus 2 bitch fagget

[silencesoloud12]

@marctheman001 I figured I'd give him a chance, since he's getting so much shit. If Mencia's kryptonite is humor, yours is clearly intelligence.

[marctheman001]

@silencesoloud12 and y is that asshole? this clip isn't hilarious and he does steal some jokes but the majority of his shit is racist and fuckin hilarious watch no strings attached some of the best standup... and ur kryptonite is women cuz u like dick fagget

[Em0em00zombiekins]

@marctheman001 He's a cigarette? Since when did cigarettes type? Since when were they alive? Please, do yourself a favor and get yourself a better vocabulary. Also, learn how to type and spell words. are* you* don't* videos* just* to* why* your* because (or cause')* I think I got them all.

[marctheman001]

@Em0em00zombiekins this is by far the dumbest reply I've ever received go cut urself ina corner

[Em0em00zombiekins]

@marctheman001 Yeah, I just reported you. Telling a child to go cut them self in a corner is very inappropriate. If a child were to do that and kill them self because of a comment you made, you would go to jail. You can expect to hear from the admins soon.

[marctheman001]

@Em0em00zombiekins LMFAAAAOOOOO

[mystikall89]

@Em0em00zombiekins u know how stupid you sound? .. people often jokingly tell each other "go die" or even if an argument gets heated they might say "go fuck yourself"... that doesn't mean the person on the receiving end starts thinking ..."oh so how exactly do i start fucking myself now?" .... children shouldn't be on youtube without adult supervision anyway... so get off your high horse and think about it logically

[Em0em00zombiekins]

@mystikall89 Before you go to tell someone they're that they sound stupid, please read. I never said I was going to, but if he were to say that to a child who had problems with their self image, they may take it personally. Also, learn how to type and spell before you tell me something, because odds are I'm not going to listen to someone who can't spell. High horse? Nope, not on one, just stating facts. Not once did I was better than anyone else. I most certainly am thinking logically.

[mystikall89]

@Em0em00zombiekins This is what grammar nazis like you do. When you don't have a valid point to make, you just get very condescending about other people's grammar. Well, I could have typed whatever I did while being impeccable grammatically, but my goal was to get my point across and not display my linguistic skills. Anyway, I still disagree with you. I never said you were going to cut yourself. Read what I said correctly, my argument still stands and your rebuttal falls flat.

[dkhowler]

i swear every single joke is about race and stereotypes, 30-60 mins of the same material just in a different order...fuck you mencia

[TrollReviewer]

Ive been hating on this guy for awhile but you got to admit he has alot of original funny stuff. Check out his special its not bad..

[xcorehendis11]

@TrollReviewer Go away....

[MrDonneiDarko]

why is racism against asians accepted?

Same reason racism against whites is.

[Deepstarr7020]

@MrDonneiDarko

White people control media...ask them, complain more about it.

[santosamaru]

@MrDonneiDarko no body perfect that what he trying to say ,so take it easy buddy , im also asian mother fucker . so calm down.

[byrnz35]

his last point was actually pretty funny. aside from that though, hes an idiot. 

[Adamnus]

carlos mencia suuuuuucks.

[whiskeycompany13]

@Adamnus lets see ur stand up

[pooweebucket]

@whiskeycompany13 I can't imagine it being more offensive that Mencia

[saintben2008]

i'm looking at him right now. he is really embarrassing.

[batek34]

whay hes always hitting his head with the mic ?

[silentjoe2]

@THEradonrandel And now we know who the asian twerp is.

[Musicalshootings]

U r not funny

[SuperOzzilla]

His new special where he says, "I'm just gonna say it... Barack Obama looks like curious george"... Yeah mencia stole that from none other than the fascist rush limbaugh talk show. How do you steal from that? How low will mencia get?

[liltunechi4eva]

everyone says he sucks so i decided to see if they were right, well... they were

[R31K88]

I'm an Asian. And I approve this message.

PS: Sure Carlos is a douche. But THIS ASIAN BIT is all original. :D

[ghostkilla931]

hes funny as shit, "what the fuck is the car asian kryptonite?"

[JOSH3SiX]

I think he really is retarded now after all those years of hitting himself in the head with the mic

[manning55]

hes not funny.....

[HobbsO]

College Humor has shown me "Stop Carlos Mencai" you racist, joke stealing douchebag.

[Choloz22]

thumbs up if you were pissed when he died on south park

[TheWingsOfTheFallen]

Man most of the comenters on here are so jaded. >.>;;; All comedians tell jokes that sound alike. The black guy dick jokes, the bad driver asian jokes. ALL comedians tell them, but I guess only Carlos steals them from somewhere right? Right =.=. Don't hate on him just because he is ten million times more awsome then you.

[MrPenguinstein]

As a lover of comedy my whole life, I must say I am astonished by Carlos Mencia. It's almost like he never runs out of jokes to steal.

[fresh16085]

I want them to bring his show back

[SRM30]

@fresh16085 Why? his show was terrible! He rips off peoples material, dude is fucking weak!

[thatartchannel]

wai he no funneeeeeeeh?

[RyanODon]

carlos butt-hole mencia!!



[utube793]

asian- smart, car, black dick jokes...

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how original

[MrQuagdingo1]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnnn­n!!! wish i hadn't of watched southpark now

[hiei154]

R.I.P Carlos Mencia

[AssHolesFlames]

hey carlos go to youtube and type south park carlos mencia gets killed. enjoy fucker

[kennyfakegatto49]

i have an asian friend who dont shit

[Iknowhatur]

I can't stand this joke stealing fucker.

[clickswitchh]

" I got no dick man "

[neoplej]

Thumb up, if you know who is gayfish. :D

[808kaialee]

@neoplej uuuuuuu r

[EmileSabetiMehr]

@neoplej "cuz... cuz.... because you like fish sticks, man... come on man, don't you get it? Please just get it, man!"

[Bujjcun]

Southpark sent me here!

[granvid69]

HAHAHA LMFAO........ HES THE BEST

[AmsterdamFire321]

soooooo glad his show got canceled. Fucking joke stealing cocksucker. Now we get to watch more Tosh.0 and South Park....HELL YEAH.

[jimmyhayers]

Playground racism, no wonder he is too lazy to make his own jokes he is mexican ROR

[superarmysoldier12]

joke thief thief hope he gets shot

[yayojayful]

carlos mencia steals more lines and jokes then people do on youtube

[DocUnsane]

this guy is a crook, and a horrible comedian.

all the jokes he didn't steal are predictable...

[TheMegaboom5]

his jokes are so predictable

[Abkidz01]

Yeah but racism is believing your race is superior you dumbass

[13243546abcdef]

go to vietnam see how they navigate their motorcycles through the road like a swarm of bees - amazing!!!

[ABD7821]

@foxriders haters gonna hate just like you bitch. I'm Latino but most of his jokes apply to all Latinos. GTFO

[Abkidz01]

He's not racist because he makes fun of his own race as we. He doesn't think his race is superior to any other

[bourky93]

@Abkidz01 doing bad and offensive things doesn't work out as a weigh in process. Just cause you insult someone doesn't mean it's okay if you just so happen to make fun of yourself. By your logic, I can go up and call a black person a nigger, but then call myself a cracker ass mother fucker and it would be okay because I belittled my own race after doing the same to his/hers. Do you see the idiocy behind what you just said now? I feel sorry for you if you don't...

[foxriders34]

I'm white and not racist. But what the hell does this beamer wetback Hispanic spic have to say about making fun of target races? Go back to mexico

[fiony100]

@foxriders34 he is honduran but whatever keep being racist

[thebooks76]

@foxriders34 Don't hurt dude. Take jokes like a man with balls, laugh it off and be confident. It's fun listening to all racial stereotypes you cracker so you go back to your cave in Europe! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Spec0pleader]

i usually laugh at asian jokes... why am i not laughing?

[MrJNGuyXD]

He deserved to get killed by Kanye LOL

[wavace]

@MrJNGuyXD ROFL. I was just watching that at the same time I brought this video up.

[MrRe4player]

@MrJNGuyXD We know whos asian

[supersmash43]

This guy is unfunny.

[ClanComingSoon]

1st

[RICEFREAK]

Asians can't drive??... Asians invented drifting!!!!

[Atouraya2165]

@RICEFREAK Yeah but average asians can't drive, they are hopeless, its a stereotype worldwide even here in Australia Asians are put on cause they are hopeless drivers

[RICEFREAK]

@Atouraya2165 really? Cause here in Los Angeles, it's usually the old people that are causing the accidents. Hmmmm...I guess it really depends where you live.

[b00bikas]

u cant get a job but u *drops a mikrophone on the floor*

[reydetucorazon1]

At least he hates or makes fun of everyone equally

[MrPokemonmaster432]

this guy suck ball he is comenneting about asains rasiest

[thebooks76]

@MrPokemonmaster432 You must have a small dick Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa!!!!

[theHEATisON007]

i have no dick man cmon man

just get it man

my dicks dont work man,,,im not funny man

[TheNavyGuys]

Carlos probably drives a Japanese car yet talking. Big mouth baffoon.

[inatakan88]

shit... people laughin at this dickless piece of shit deserve to be put down

[thebulkman8]

@controversyking your being more racist than carlos

[amilitarymind]

I thought this skit was particularly funny. Because its based on reality and most funny jokes are about everyday things.

[funghetto86]

MY DICK DONT WORK!!!!!!!!!!

[mygoodshitzzz]

fag



[Trolljolt]

Damn he is lame -.-

[whouston8]

idk why everyone is freaking out i thought it was funny