As seen here the engineerus dispensahrus has laid an ambush to catch a single spycrab, which is extremely nutritous. The spycrab is on migration to find better grazing grounds, and will not let the engies stop it. The spycrab reacts violently with it's telekentic powers, and the engies retreat to their den.
When spycrabs detect extinction or extreme danger, strange chemicals are released into the body of the spycrab, make the spycrab invurnable, as the skin hardens and equals to 5 feet of solid steel. Toxic posions are released into the air around, though only hurting the men that they mean to kill. Spycrabs in this state are extremly dangerous if provoked. It has been seen if your kind to spycrabs, they make wonderful pets that will always love you, and stay safe.
What a sad display of abnormal spycrab violence. These poor creatures were forced to fight against the guild of engies to migrate. How inhumane has our society become?
Once the baby spycrab has respawned, he makes his way to the final point. These creatures are dangerous at point-blank range, so it is advised to stay away from a spy crab once you see it. Once the spy crab makes it to the final point, he matures, kills everyone, and f*cks scout's mother. Ever since the incident at cp_dustbowl, spy crabs have been locked up, tamed, and tought proper spy techniques. These facinating creatures can be the difference between a win and a fail. Thank you for watching.
The spycrabs planet was invaded by evil backburner pyros so they fleed to their giant spycrab spaceship and traveled to earth but the problem was that no one liked the spy crabs so they killed nearly all of them.Thats why spycrabs are so rare!
No it isn't you dick, it comes from holding the spytron-3000 crouching, looking up and walking, it's an animation bug. It didn't come from the taunt you fuck.
I was once in a game where everybody on the attacking team was a Spy Crab. Apart from one guy who snuck ahead and took the CP while the enemy team was just laughing the weirdness of it.
And when did 1 persons opinion matter? I never said I was trolling, you say I was trolling, im not trolling. You guys are just falling for this obvious spam trap. Were just giving this vid a fuck load more comments.
Suprised, no one really fell for it except you and some other guys, they just watched the vid. But seriously, anyone who fell for this, I just lol at you
this what happens if you kill spycrabs
Rustbody 1 month ago
XD WTF did he just do
zombie4923 2 months ago
"first try at machinima not really good but whatever"
do you realize how genius this is? :D
redattacker5123 4 months ago
Harmless you say? Thats a freaking over powered crab!
-Runs-
Dragovichable 10 months ago
As seen here the engineerus dispensahrus has laid an ambush to catch a single spycrab, which is extremely nutritous. The spycrab is on migration to find better grazing grounds, and will not let the engies stop it. The spycrab reacts violently with it's telekentic powers, and the engies retreat to their den.
remarkable
themonkeymN 11 months ago 3
This was oddly, in the slightest, scary ._.
Worthless1010 11 months ago
I told you don't touch that darn' thing!
trippel122 1 year ago
They should make a show called "Spycrab Wars"
Amnesjr 1 year ago
EVEYRONE LISTEN UP:
Spy Crabs Are Endangered AND WE MUST Save Them! Their Most Common Location Is In Water ( You Will Find Some In 2Fort) Their Easy To Kill And Are
Totally Harmless. Sadly, Pyros And Engy's Kill Them Because Its A SpyCrab. Male Spy Crabs Show Of To Females By Going Up And Down ( Like A Teabag)
Once They Mate A Baby Spy Crab Forms If You See A Spycrab DONT KILL IT!.
Thanks,
GO SPYCRABS!!
XxBLAcKoTamBAxX 1 year ago
@XxBLAcKoTamBAxX ne day, i saw a spy crab, but a spy backstabbed him :´(
protomous 1 year ago
@protomous ive seen that too. except i backstap them.
captainrexproduction 1 year ago
earrape. nuf said
Intensefunkid 1 year ago
When spycrabs detect extinction or extreme danger, strange chemicals are released into the body of the spycrab, make the spycrab invurnable, as the skin hardens and equals to 5 feet of solid steel. Toxic posions are released into the air around, though only hurting the men that they mean to kill. Spycrabs in this state are extremly dangerous if provoked. It has been seen if your kind to spycrabs, they make wonderful pets that will always love you, and stay safe.
MonkNSalty 1 year ago
due to illegal poaching of the spycrab for its expensive meat the spycrabs became more aggressive to any pyro's comming near the spycrabs
neildangad 1 year ago
how u become a spycrab pull out disguise thingy and look up?
TheRaino39 1 year ago
@TheRaino39 and crouch
shikitokaproto 1 year ago
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Guys type in "gift" before youtube then press enter
ZapDragon5 1 year ago
Also: 338 people missed the dislike button.
Kizanah55 1 year ago
@Kizanah55 i bet you are an engi lover and a faggot too, lol
atroz123456789 1 year ago
Except in a real fight the engi's would obviously win. You know, sentries.
Kizanah55 1 year ago
What is this I don't even
metroidprime4 1 year ago
I learned at Animal Preserve school SpyCrabs are very poisonus to the touch
RebelEmoGoth2180 1 year ago
@RebelEmoGoth2180 so poisonous that they cause the explosion of one's body.
EMPPT 1 year ago
hack
444coole444 1 year ago
52 people poach spy crabs
utubepoopable 1 year ago
*blood and explosions*
Engineer: Arghhhhhh
Scout: Need a dispenser here Need a dispenser here Need a dispenser here Need a dispenser here
TTThatguy90 1 year ago
Didnt even realize I got most thumbs up O.o
CarlosOliveraPL 1 year ago
@CarlosOliveraPL lol
demonjack123 1 year ago
Dr. Hax needs to meet that spy.
modeadsex123 1 year ago
@modeadsex123 LOL YESSSS
demonjack123 1 year ago
What a sad display of abnormal spycrab violence. These poor creatures were forced to fight against the guild of engies to migrate. How inhumane has our society become?
RaggedyMimiga 1 year ago
Scout Wished He was on red. all the dispencers he can eat.
Yugioh208 1 year ago
Probably just toggled toxic
lazaa4567 1 year ago
@lazaa4567 its called explode
BenLeeRules 1 year ago
A spy crab mod like this would be nice :D
Ursin55 1 year ago
Spycrab is overpowered. Valve, nerf NOW!!!!!
MaxRideWizardLord 1 year ago 10
Once the baby spycrab has respawned, he makes his way to the final point. These creatures are dangerous at point-blank range, so it is advised to stay away from a spy crab once you see it. Once the spy crab makes it to the final point, he matures, kills everyone, and f*cks scout's mother. Ever since the incident at cp_dustbowl, spy crabs have been locked up, tamed, and tought proper spy techniques. These facinating creatures can be the difference between a win and a fail. Thank you for watching.
ElectricPanda100 1 year ago
GO SPY CRAB GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
123123s3 1 year ago
omg vagineer's army
be ready to DIE!
828fa 1 year ago
Engineer:THIS IS MADNESS!
Spy:Madness?
Spy:THIS IS SPYTA
(Pass over the engineer and the engineer explode)
jameslyle24 1 year ago
This game looks cool when does it come out?
spouse12 1 year ago
@spouse12 you have been living under a rock for the past like 3 years...right?
DaNsEb1337 1 year ago
@DaNsEb1337
Ive been living on THE ROCK
spouse12 1 year ago
@spouse12 crabs live under rocks :D
DaNsEb1337 1 year ago
@DaNsEb1337 Hahaha, I was just trolling, I know what game it is :D
spouse12 1 year ago
The Spy Crabs have prevailed!!! Don't be a noob and don't kill them!
woohoo136 1 year ago
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
DoctorCross95 1 year ago
how does one do the spy crab and move?
kkid2005 1 year ago
@kkid2005 Take out your disguise kit, look directly up, crouch, and walk around.
Kozanik 1 year ago
What song is this?
BouncingBarnicle 1 year ago
Crab People, Crab People, Crab People...
ShadowLivesonForever 1 year ago
ow my ears.
fretburn100 1 year ago
the soldier is doing all the dirty work lol
blackwalling 1 year ago
lol
waterpowwer 1 year ago
We must destroy the spycrab menace before they sap my--
...I mean, before it's too late! >_<
Aberrant17 1 year ago
@raocowisAWESOME yea me two =[
evilbunny028 1 year ago
@raocowisAWESOME its $2.50! buy it!
havemercybabe 1 year ago
@havemercybabe WHAT?! Isnt it 20$?
LynMcTisdale 1 year ago
danceing engie vs spy crab
hiimgod801 1 year ago
SPY CRAB IS CREDIT TO TEAM.
MrSpazDoctor 1 year ago
lololololol That was funny, I wish you could do that xD
MrPimpalicious1 1 year ago
EPIC, you should join the main machinima channel :D
TekranoXx 1 year ago
SPY THIS IS MADNESS!
MADNESS?? THIS ,IS ,SPYCRAB!!
LTChaosLT 1 year ago
Hello, my name is lolzforfun, and I'm a spycrab hunter.
lolzforfun1337 1 year ago
idk just didnt make sense to me
dozebooze 1 year ago
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The spycrabs planet was invaded by evil backburner pyros so they fleed to their giant spycrab spaceship and traveled to earth but the problem was that no one liked the spy crabs so they killed nearly all of them.Thats why spycrabs are so rare!
caketakeshh 1 year ago
Guess what? Some Spycrabs fight BACK.
pengu2099 1 year ago
...Can someone explain the whole 'spycrab' thing to me? I don't get it.
Levitz9 1 year ago
spy crabs can kill by touching you?
viliussmproductions 1 year ago
@viliussmproductions nope.
XmissyoX 1 year ago
If spy crab had Latin name, it would be Astacus espionagis
DiamondClaw1991 1 year ago 12
They were overwhelmed by the spycrabs awesomness and died.
8Sigurd 1 year ago
how do you get that walk
lennyspizza 1 year ago
molaria mas si los spy-crabs no los hicieran explotar,simplemente que se mueran y caigan al suelo
gonesparta 1 year ago
I laughed so hard at this.
sergeanthelghast 1 year ago
now i'm having nightmares when i played tf2 :(
Afspeellijst 2 years ago 10
I never knew spy crabs had mind powers
Kiyta153 2 years ago 9
as heavy would say...
in soviet russia spy crab kills u!
supernova464252 2 years ago 28
@supernova464252 o.O in soviet russia have spy crabs i think in soviet russia are russian spy crabs =)
SuperFATES1 11 months ago
@SuperFATES1 its russian spies pretending to be regular spy crabs. there really good at it so its an easy mistake =D
supernova464252 11 months ago
I got misty thinking the spy crab would be shot down.
But then justice was served, and my tears flowed for a different cause.
Athanase48067 2 years ago 3
ROFL they just explode by the sheer awesomeness
mattyboy98gm 2 years ago 7
Spycrabs have exploding kneecaps.
lolbizkitz 2 years ago 7
alright, call me an idiot, but wtf is with this spy crab stuff about.
imblue2111 2 years ago
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Try doing taunts with the disguise kit. That's where the fad comes from.
EmperorLjas 2 years ago
No it isn't you dick, it comes from holding the spytron-3000 crouching, looking up and walking, it's an animation bug. It didn't come from the taunt you fuck.
kilikman 2 years ago 2
Yes, you're right, I managed to mix things up. The taunt comes from the glitched animation, not vice versa.
EmperorLjas 2 years ago
@imblue2111 idiot....trust me look in to it a little more..
andyllamanipl 2 years ago
@imblue2111 it's funny
benjippoi 2 years ago
its about spys who have no defence yet people kill them
umean123 2 years ago
and now theyr fighting back because they dont want too be extinct
umean123 2 years ago 83
@umean123 they're*
haavar10 1 year ago
i like how at the beginning the engies just fail to hit hte spycrab
and how they magically blow into bitty bitz :3
1stHALO 2 years ago
its epic how the 2 engis were runing then they run into like 10 spy crabs :3
TheSporeGA1 2 years ago 2
From saxton hale co....Comes the SPYCRAB PROTECTOR, This tech thingy will explode anyone the spycrab touches, Also gives him an extra 9000 health.
thenukeknowsall 2 years ago
I'm still a spycrab, i make my enemy look at me while their intel gets capped.
Im then tenth class.
Tf2redsniper11 2 years ago
This video is horribly innacurate!
Spycrabs are peaceful, helpless creatures. They would never cause those Engies to explode, no matter how horrible they are.
Munchy365 2 years ago 9
thats what they want you to believe....
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
Shooteronly 2 years ago
Exactly!
Spy Crabs are solitary creatures who prey upon unattended sentrys,dispensers,and the rare teleporter.
frazeblaze 2 years ago 2
REVENGE!!!! this is for all the times they killed the crabs without mercy over and over again... :'(
Canadaman000 2 years ago 8
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why do thoese engies explode wtf ?
Dkmasteris 2 years ago
typed 'explode' in the console
1337suxX0r 2 years ago 4
Not bad!
pozeraczkalu 2 years ago
spy-crab win
ornikat 2 years ago
My god...
bobplatypus 2 years ago
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spy crabs taste good... hmmmm
illusions77 2 years ago
Thier Evoving!!
plm123456123 2 years ago
They are evolving. they can now fake their death with that dang deadringer!
TehElcan 2 years ago 5
there are not many spycrabs back but there are some and i am one of the surviving spycrabs
uzakemin 2 years ago 3
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ear rape -.-
ferretassasin 2 years ago
tehre was 300 spycrabs vs 1milion engis
CarlosOliveraPL 2 years ago 78
@CarlosOliveraPL Spycrab + Sparta = Spartacrab?
ericpires9 1 year ago
@CarlosOliveraPL Our sentry rockets will blot out the sun.
PsychoticVeggie666 1 year ago
I was once in a game where everybody on the attacking team was a Spy Crab. Apart from one guy who snuck ahead and took the CP while the enemy team was just laughing the weirdness of it.
HardcoreFlea 2 years ago 6
Think of all the spycrabs that died for your sins!
TheLollercoster 2 years ago 8
Lol this is really funny
FreakFixtional 2 years ago
Lol!!!
Cardenius 2 years ago
i want to see a 300 spy crabs vs 300 engineers xD
RetroTaco 2 years ago
there maybe about 200 spycrabs left :(
fopeloop 2 years ago 8
theres over 9000 spycrabs!
RetroTaco 2 years ago 5
sadly not, the damned pyro cooks have reduced their numbers to less than hundred D:
taysmetallihullu92 2 years ago
they rise from the ground, seeking vengence with bloodshed...
SelfishHERE 2 years ago 10
epic.
SourEmotion 2 years ago 3
Save the Spycrab.
Lemon18711 2 years ago 8
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how was this supposed to do anything with spy crabs
its just retards that know console commands and fraps recording
YOU STUPID YOU WILL NEVER MAKE MACHINIMA
QwukeStudioz 2 years ago
Agreed. You need to spend a bit more time with the machinima, work on it, make a story, think out the camera a lil more.
This could've been so much more
Lukeirado 2 years ago
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QwukeStudioz....
*cough* *cough* FAGGOT*cough*
Shotgunner56 2 years ago
doing the *cough cough* thing isn't funny on the computer, idiot...
mandalorethecool 2 years ago 5
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Ha, thats your opinion, your 'uselss' opinion
Shotgunner56 2 years ago
Says you.
TehBlaze3141 2 years ago
apparently other people agree with me as well :)
mandalorethecool 2 years ago
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TehPwn3r420 2 years ago
Hahaa, that was good XD I lol'd a lot
Happynuke 2 years ago
the spy crab first emerging then moving towards the hail of gunfire is quite awesomely epic.
jpanda1342 2 years ago 4
I agree on that one. The end was a dissapointment tho :/
5 stars
LOLSPYMOVIES 2 years ago
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It seems theres another argument going on, Garrysmod......its old...fortnately people still make good things with it. :)
Velix32 2 years ago
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facepalm.jpg
tatoneguy 2 years ago
pwned
Velix32 2 years ago
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Bitches don't know about my PWNING SKILLZ
tatoneguy 2 years ago
Well, then I am not a bitch?!
AshtonArdoin 2 years ago
No, you're always a bitch.
tatoneguy 2 years ago
D':
AshtonArdoin 2 years ago
WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
tatoneguy 2 years ago
wtf rotfl
Zi0in0 2 years ago
the day spy crabs have there revenge
Buucksh0t 2 years ago
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One of you nerds with Garry's mod need to make hundred of Spy Crabs invading a base like Starship Troopers.
defstoner18 2 years ago
fuck you, were not nerds you faggot. i do have garrysmod, but i dont give a shit about starship troopers. not everyone with garrysmod is a nerd dick.
pyro13guy 2 years ago 6
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sure they are!
beNschI2811 2 years ago
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haha you have Garrysmod you fucking nerd move out of your grandma's attic.
defstoner18 2 years ago
wow, think before you press post, you stupid fuck. im fricken 13 dumbass.
pyro13guy 2 years ago
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Shotgunner56 2 years ago
what country are you from
Modernceaser 2 years ago
Why do you care?!?
pfft, freakin stalkers
Shotgunner56 2 years ago
fishing some personal details...
badgerman500 2 years ago
Never underestimate the power of the Spy Crab's will to survive. Their endangered but that doesn't mean they won't fight back. XD
gavandedub 2 years ago 7
Once again, my superior obviouservation skills have saved the day ( duh duhh hhhhdudhuhdu )) :)
Velix32 2 years ago
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Lol, all the engi's had explode binded and when the spy touched them KABOOOM, but it obviously was fake, the spy didn't kill them :(
Velix32 2 years ago
Thanks captain obvious, you've saved the day again!
secretsantaone 2 years ago 9
wow velix ur such a dumb shit
mauricio1gonzalez 2 years ago
lol dude, ever heard of trolling?, im pretty good at it
Velix32 2 years ago
LOL I TROL U
wwecrazy 2 years ago 2
Touche, TROLLLLLL
Velix32 2 years ago 3
never understood what is so fun about trolling.
how is making yourself an idiot fun?
AlonTavor 2 years ago 2
You are a shitty troll if you ever reveal you are trolling.
0/10
tatoneguy 2 years ago
I only said I was good at trolling, didnt say I WAS TROLLING, idiot You really pay no attention do you?
Velix32 2 years ago
You are a fucking horrible troll.
tatoneguy 2 years ago
And who said I was trolling dumbshit
Velix32 2 years ago
I did.
tatoneguy 2 years ago
And when did 1 persons opinion matter? I never said I was trolling, you say I was trolling, im not trolling. You guys are just falling for this obvious spam trap. Were just giving this vid a fuck load more comments.
Velix32 2 years ago
Spam trap!? REALLY? OMFG LULZ U SO RANDUM XD
tatoneguy 2 years ago
Suprised, no one really fell for it except you and some other guys, they just watched the vid. But seriously, anyone who fell for this, I just lol at you
Velix32 2 years ago
they should've used thier pistol's
still a good video
hadoukenfighter 2 years ago
wtf that was funny
Spickyjoe 2 years ago 2
hahahahaha
sergiovr3 2 years ago
Good job!
Karpens16 2 years ago
Dont fuck with Spy Crabs
Coliskiller 2 years ago 6
SEQUEL MIGHT BE COMING OUT :P
Goosage85 2 years ago
LoL nob engies :D
wiltsu94 2 years ago
LOL SPY CRABS FTW!!!
noobswillRULE 2 years ago
Kommentar von Autor entfernt
Schnibbelb0hne 2 years ago
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Idiot.
toenninga 2 years ago
No matter how unorganized a vid is