Chris Simon Two-Hands Ryan Hollweg Mar 8, 2007

[SamFairhall92]

Ha, i remember watching this on Todays most viewed almost 5 years ago! Still haven't turned off my laptop.

[duffy31311]

anyone notice how much toughness it takes to get up from a hit with a stick? that pussy steve moore just got a fist and the bitch was ruined. can you imagine what a truly hard hit like this would do to steve moore? wow. hollweg is tough. moore is a pussy.

[jghockey26]

@duffy31311 bertuzzi smashed his head into the ice idiot and consequently ended his career. think before you speak prick.

[duffy31311]

@jghockey26

moore deserved it jackass! what a loser he is. you never sucker hit a captain and end a captain's career and expect no retribution.

[jghockey26]

@duffy31311 bertuzzi is a classless human being. end of story

[danynumero6]

@duffy31311 WTF he didnt end Naslund's career.

[duffy31311]

@danynumero6

naz was never the same after moore's assault on him. sad to see a great player get hurt like that.

[EAZYETUPACBIGGIEBIGL]

Didnt simon call mike grier a nigger

[TheGlassbro]

Fucking pussy. Play the game right.

[MrTisder]

clearly a high stick no disscusion

[Sadgasm23]

If you watch it enough, you can see that Hollweg hits Simon on the left shoulder, not the back. Sketchy hit, but Simon just went apeshit. For the record, I'm not a Ranger fan.

[redwingsrule1334]

wasnt a clean it at all, if i was simon i would of went after hollweg but i wouldnt of two handed him in the mouth, id get him like in the ribs or something around that area

[ratmfan20]

as an islander fan, simon was 110% wrong. that was bullshit on his part. no place in the game for that. but thats not to say hollweg is innocent too. that was a hit from behind. he saw his numbers and should have known enough to ease off. obviously simon was more wrong but two wrongs dont make a right

[BasicGlitches]

This to me is not a dirty play at all, hollweg have him a cheapshot and he was just standing up for himself. totally clean hollweg is just a pussy, simon is one of my idols cause he does not take shit, i look up to him

[NightWing1243]

@BasicGlitches 2 things: 1: if you look up to Simon then you have some problems. 2: The hit was clean. Hollweg played the man and hit him. Then Simon whacked him.

[MuppetPhuck]

@BasicGlitches so your gonna go around two handing people in the face if you get hit cheaply?

[MegaFeofan]

did rangers punish him after that?

[MarkKvothe]

1:31 'This could be 5 minutes.' O RLY?

[punk1188]

Sadly, this is the highlight of both of their careers

[Hatecrew4l1f3]

Hoooly fuuuuck would u guys quit fuckin cryin about this it happend wat 4 fuckin years ago get the fuck over it

[xeternity377]

Does watching this over and over again make anyone else wanna kick the fuck out of chris. He should have been banned from nhl. Hes like Crosby with anger issues.

[yellopanda]

hockey at its absolute finest : )

[Truber190]

happened in my game today and i fucking knocked him out

[MrSportsFanatic1]

Islanders and their fans do enjoy dirty playing what do you expect

[Stonedead1991]

And he played in the NHL for 15 years... what a shame.

[stephenruffino]

fuck simon. piece of shit

[amdmcb1]

They should have killed Simon.

[Chad90909]

enjoy russia

[yakupov91]

lol and Hollweg never bothered Simon again

[Shoot4Beyond]

Whats Bergeron doing anywhere near a scrum?

[scmproductions144]

thats not intent to injure thats intent to kill!

[QweffL]

I'm glad that Simon isn't playing in the NHL anymore.

[maddog0610]

Wow, that was some cheap shot!

[soccerpro1982]

karma hollweg you bitch?

[kannabis45]

Dirty hit to begin with, but god damn!

[MrTankret]

he deserved that

[madfootballkid]

avery wasnt on the rangers yet dumbass

[xGunslinger7x]

@madfootballkid yes he was you moron he was traded to the rangers in february of 07 this happened in march of 07...maybe do a little research before sounding like a jackass

[madfootballkid]

@xGunslinger7x haha i have a life man i dont need to do that. 

[xGunslinger7x]

@madfootballkid ...right whatever u say... not my fault you sounded like a complete idiot

[madfootballkid]

@xGunslinger7x sounded huh? can you hear people when they post a comment? dumbass

[xGunslinger7x]

@madfootballkid oh my god...are you really this dumb all the time! I mean my god your a fucking moron

[madfootballkid]

@xGunslinger7x oh my god. are you really a gunslinger. or a dick sucking fag? oh yeah lets go with choice number 2. stfu and stop talking to me.

[pianoman576]

RIP Karel Rachunek. Just saying.

[Tbagurdrumset94]

one-way ticket to wrecking your career...

[XxSebas22xX]

WTF what a stupid dude, they paid him millions$ and he do stupid think like this,that just crazy!

[MultiDoMiNiK50]

Fuck

[XxSebas22xX]

why he get out of the game?

[saladbarthief]

Tired of friggin comercials on youtube not my facebook page you bimbo

[MegaSkulldude]

Go Rangers! Kill that asshole goddamn!

[mastamcmastaman]

definitely faking it

[wasara85]

R.I.P. Rachunek!

[KrupaDrums]

Simon was a useless bag of crap.

[MP5A3SD]

this could be a penalty

[plaatil]

players like chris pisses me off

[jpriestly23]

either wish he got the same punishment as mcsorley, or, they let colton orr beat his ass silly after that bs...i love hockey and how physical the game is, but there is no place in the game for this...ridiculous

[WpUGaming]

ADHD much

[BasicGlitches]

thats what happens when you fuck with simon. hes not a guy you would want to make a dirty hit against, totally clean i have alot of respect for simon for standing up for himself

[beatleboy9020001]

@BasicGlitches

hollowegs hit wasnt dirty

[NumbuhoftheBeastBurg]

@BasicGlitches if someone puts a dirty hit on you, that's when you fight, not some pussy shit like a slash to the face

[theultimateultimatum]

@NumbuhoftheBeastBurg If you're calling Simon a pussy you have no idea what you're talking about.

[NumbuhoftheBeastBurg]

@theultimateultimatum it's a pussy thing to bring a weapon to a fist fight

[theultimateultimatum]

@NumbuhoftheBeastBurg Could be interpreted as that, could also be interpreted that Simon got concussed from that hit from behind on that Hollweg laid on him, and his mind was pretty fucked. lol

But dude, Simon's one of the toughest mofo's that ever played, he was the greatest southpaw ever (Well, tied with Dave Brown). I know he did some fucked up shit towards the end of his NHL career (the stomp, and this) but you gotta give credit where credit is due.

[lilgretzkypro187]

@NumbuhoftheBeastBurg that was a clean hit though.. but yeah, simon is just one of those players who get mad and can't take a hit..

[bradnerdr]

@BasicGlitches Apparently the league, all other players, coaches, District Attorney's, hockey fans, bloggers, commentors, human beings with a brain, and in general everyone else besides you didn't think so. Its why Simon is no where to be found in the NHL or any other respectable league for that matter. His NHL career was summed up in his last trade to Minnesota for a 6th round draft pick.

[hockeydude0794]

haha

[20CentPat]

If he had hit Happy Gilmore, Simon would be six feet under right now.

[taintums66]

makes me sick everytime i see it

[tungtornado69]

Was just fishing next to him yesterday. Nice guy off the rink.

[save2me1]

Haha lundqvist

[21SLPanthers]

Simons a bitch when he came here to Minny for a year i didnt watch a game till he was gone

[JayP812]

I love Lundqvist's reaction. Everyone is fighting and King Henrik is like "No one gives a shit about the guy lying face down not moving?"

[railroadlover]

ONE WORD----OUCH!!!!

[ZenjaProductions]

Simon is a fucking DUMBASS.. :)

from little LATVIA. ^_^

[xRosey95]

what an asshole simon is

[mantime78]

that that no ya no no - wtf is the commentator saying

[humpsuka]

Simon is an asshole

[WheelSnipeParty48]

why couldnt it have been avery?

[amxrtdket]

@WheelSnipeParty48 Hollweg is just as well deserving. 

[danynumero6]

@amxrtdket No dude no one deserves getting cheapshotted like that.

[Nazrat84]

@danynumero6 It looks like he deserved it though.

[danynumero6]

@Nazrat84 No he doesn't. Hollwegwas wrong to hit him from behind like that, but it doesnt make what Simon did right. No one deserves anything that severe.

[Nazrat84]

@danynumero6 Yes he did. If he hits somebody, he should expect to be hit even harder. It's actually something that I applaud and think should be fit into the rules.

[danynumero6]

@Nazrat84 Theres a difference between hitting someone and completely close-lining someone like that. There are better ways of going about it check him, fight him. This was completely unnecessary of Simon to do. I'm not justifying what Hollweg did, but it didnt make what Simon did right.

[Nazrat84]

@danynumero6 Yes he did, it's karma.

[jbreezy0420]

chris simon is the man

[adamantkester]

chris Simon is the biggest dickhead

[liam4murray1]

and everyone wonders why americans go on shooting rampage in schools.

[thescrounger1]

@liam4murray1

OK ... They're both Canadian.

[soderjohan]

I've got worse from shaving ! =)

[synysterChris12]

what do you expect theyre the islanders the only way they play is dirty and cheap

[danbo7o7]

i wouldve done the same thing.

[islesguy81]

Rangers are scum he deserved it lol

[SuperThunderlips]

@islesguy81 Have fun rootin for Oklahoma dipshit......you seriously dont actually waste time watching the Islanders do you? Impale yourself on an iron gate....

[islesguy81]

@SuperThunderlips If you could read which you clearly can't their not moving have with your rangers and their soon to be 86 years of suckage. the islanders have a brighter future than the rangers do and yes i do 

[SuperThunderlips]

@islesguy81 Lets just look at the past 20 years.........hmmmmm.....yeah the Islanders sure have made the most of those #1 draft picks........and now you actually think they have a better future than the Rangers..??? You are lost. Or your suckin Wangs cock..

[islesguy81]

@SuperThunderlips clearly you know nothing about hockey with your statements so go back in your moms basement and rot 

[SuperThunderlips]

@islesguy81 Looks like I hit a sore spot........Maybe your team will make the salary cap bottom line....keep donating your time and money to a lost cause.

[islesguy81]

@SuperThunderlips how many cups has the queen won? oh yeah ZERO you had ONE good year ONE 1994 and thats all you'll ever have

[SuperThunderlips]

@islesguy81 That one will last a lifetime.....what a great year. That year was the best...thanks for reminding me of that moment. I bet you cant recall anything close to that......if you say you do, then your a liar or a old sad man stuck in 1980....Fuck off.

[islesguy81]

@SuperThunderlips keep living in the past faggot i'm done with your stupid ass

[SuperThunderlips]

@islesguy81 At least I have a past..........

[TheDMAC53]

Yea a HIT FROM BEHIND is a clean hit, I know this was a while a go but still some people are morons!!

[Xatalion]

Chris Simons is worst NHL player

[dtlexp]

If the refs let this happen all the time no one would be hittin from behind!

[xoverFLOWINGx]

Hollweg didnt even that dirty of a hit. I mean yes it was from behind but its not like he flew head first into the boards. Simon is big and strong so he should take it like man, not a little pussy and lose his cool like this...

[maxstein2011]

1. PP should be about 10 min  a 5:3

or

2.. Simon gets suspended for 3 weeks

[Lindylax821]

@maxstein2011 You do know this happened 4 years ago right??? And 10 minutes 5 on 3?? You obvs dont know how to play hockey or even understand it!!! He got a 5 minute major for intent to injur. A match penalty.. And suspended for 25 games. you fucking retard

[riffnshred]

@maxstein2011 this has got to be the dumbest thing i've seen on one of these videos. next time you have a thought... let i go. 10 min 5 on 3? simon gets suspended for 3 weeks? are you colin campbell or gary bettman? it reads like it. you know this happened YEARS ago right? holy shit. it never ceases to amaze me how fucking stupid some people are

[AnimalTYMan12]

boom goes the dinamite



[bostonbruinsfan1000]

that was so clean

[GuruEdward]

@bostonbruinsfan1000

typical new-gen Boston Bruin fan, no class.

[bostonbruinsfan1000]

@GuruEdward sarcasm

[lTheeMCl]

@bostonbruinsfan1000 lmao @ the idiots who don't understand obvious sarcasm

[bostonbruinsfan1000]

@lTheeMCl tell me about it

[let88it88be]

5 minutes for attempted decapitation

[pensrule9487]

RANGER SUCK

[Krazy0Kris]

19,000 strong, calling him an asshole!

[BroadStreetHockey18]

@Krazy0Kris lets be honest, that many people dont show up to an oilers game

[BornAgain133]

@BroadStreetHockey18 ...Except that was an Islanders Rangers game.

[johnandspencer]

i love how know nobody helps ryan hollweg :)

[Lindylax821]

@johnandspencer They helped him... By trying to fuck simon uppp!!! lol

[xKarvey]

of course its gonna be a long fucking power play

[missclairetx]

Thats for he gets for starting something with that islander player!!

[JNigga]

um he juss clearly knocced his ass out

[DobeDobyDo]

It is no wonder Chris Simon had to leave the NHL and go to Russia's KHL. This incident on Hollweg got him a 25 game suspension which carried over into the first five games of the 2007-08 season. Simon had been suspended 8 times for a total of 65 games. I'm glad he's gone. The NHL doesn't need his stupid and vengeful gameplay.

[khav11]

@DobeDobyDo hmmm i like better these gritty power forwarde guy like him than faggots eurotrashes

[MrJuuberi]

Yeah, ice hockey players are stupid

[janilavi]

@MrJuuberi Maybe, but not lade boys like soccer players :)

[pimpadaisy]

disgusting absolutely disgusting

[Zer0Skateboard]

if you're gonna hit back, than please, not a cheap hit. that was dirty and really uncalled for.

[chicken12323]

This my friends, is an example of why the Islanders will always suck and have the worst players in the NHL

[theprophet160]

"thats a clean hit"

the announcer is clearly a rangers fan

[pimpadaisy]

@theprophet160 but it was a clean hit simon just lost balance

[theprophet160]

@pimpadaisy he clearly came from behind him and hit him in the back. he didnt slam him into the boards, but he was pushed from behind

[nfbryan100]

hes an idiot chris simon

[hoodoomanblues13]

This is one of those incidents where he should have been banned from the NHL.

[brandon9966]

@hoodoomanblues13 That hit would have fallen under rule 48 ! This wouldn't even have happened

[mrscttwhlr]

@brandon9966 lol yeah it would have simon is a nut

[hockeystudification]

he is a a whore 

[sealteamplankowner86]

i think he got the chair for that.

[Jbernie29]

simon is the biggest pussyfuck ever.

[Baconburgdeluxe]

HAHAHA good for hollweg i bet he sees simon in his dreams no1 fuks around with simon or they get a stick to the face hahahah

[Baconburgdeluxe]

TED NOLAN BEST COACH EVER

[HOLYHECKITSPAUL]

in a sport where punching someone in the face is a 5 minute penalty.. why would you hit him with the stick? just punch the bastard

[sully596]

WHAT THATS A PENALTY WTF, IVE BEEN DOING THAT SINCE THE THIRD GRADE

[golofomo]

@sully596 Really? Did you get dropped on your head as a child? Surprised you even made it past the 3rd Grade.

[JackDanielsPI]

@sully596 he took a stick to the face not a dick.

[TheBobsmithers]

this is bertuzzi's evil conscience. this guys just a pure idiot

[TheDlip]

thats a clean hit :)

[henrik30lundqvist]

@TheDlip

r u retarted?

[sukmiwang66]

i was at this game and all the islander fans were like hollwegs a bitch...well who had the last luagh? LETS GO RANGERS BABY!!!!!!

[retardmahoniIV]

Youd dont frickin do that!

[randomguyh8y]

looks like he was choppin a tree

[MrRoadrunner29]

WHAT THE HELL WAS TRYING TO DO! AS HE TRYING TO KICK IS ASS!!!

[MrRoadrunner29]

WHAT THE HELL! What was he trying to do kick his ass

[Foggyfull]

If i see that fucking dirty asswipe border jumping mexican on that advertisment one more time....im gonna break shit

[Rockdude147]

simmon is a fucking pussy, if you're pissed off then fight him, dont fucking 2 hand him with your stick in his face. If you don't like getting hit then why are you playing hockey.

[SuperZizel]

He got mad, but Hockey is just a game. I think the forget that some times!

[zele26]

bs hit by hollweg straight from behind thats what got it started

[titofilion]

Did the police open a criminal inquiry ?

[noangeldustneeded]

to anyone saying hollweg should get a penalty, remember this is not the pussy NHL we are watching today. this was back when big hits were allowed, no matter who they were on, and when you did truly atrocious you were suspended for 20 games. wish we could go back eh?

[brainpan87]

@noangeldustneeded lmao this was post lockout and like 4 years ago, not the 80s and 90s...

[noangeldustneeded]

@brainpan87 post lockout hockey was the best hockey we've ever seen. just after the lockout when the players were actually playing their hearts out after not playing for a whole year. it seems we need another lockout for the players to wake up again. and yes, there is a HUGE difference between 2007 and 2011.

[ryan02190]

@noangeldustneeded youre kidding right, that was only 3 years ago

[noangeldustneeded]

@ryan02190 how much have you changed in 4* years? i know ive gone completely through puberty, lost my virginity, tried cigarettes, and weed in that time.

[ryan02190]

@noangeldustneeded GOOD JOB, I CONGRATULATE YOU ON BUTT-FUCKING ANOTHER MAN

[noangeldustneeded]

@ryan02190 good one bro. we could go at this all day long, but in 4 years a lot does and has changed. thats undeniable

[DiiZZii3D420]

Damn hollweg wasn't even ko'd stick hits him he falls, rolls over, and looks up to see if the ref saw then acts like he was ko'd. Altho that still prolly hurt like a bitch

[102111nm]

hollweig 20 games, simon , 30 games, period that's just my opinion.

[tylorboy6]

ummm I love hockey and like this vid,but it was a check and why would you get mad?almost everybody wwho plays hockey gets checked.Simon is dumb

[darkavnger24]

so when is any hockey league going to realize Chris Simon needs to go to prison and take it up the butt to learn is lesson?

[Firecracker944]

30 game suspension for that now days lol

[theknucklehead92]

huh Islanders and cheap shots who'd a thunk it?

Not that I think Simon had a reason to two hand someone in the face, b