Captain Picard Day goes wrong

[clinicalpsychologist]

the end "NO!" is so funny!!!

[Catandthespoon]

This made me chuckle.

[minimalist34]

LOL

[MrCrystalm8]

insulting.....never the less, it is funny...

[TheRantingCabbie]

I am Slow Qtip of Fjord.

[maxcardun]

Wow the guy who uploaded this vid has got the most spammed comments! O_O

[NonstopRam]

@maxcardun eck out my videos bro!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Hahaha.....well done!

[4EverSeverusSnape]

I thought this was really funny... xD

[dwilmer7]

CAPTAIN PICARD ATE MY GFs BABY!!!!!!

[ODOMAN123]

picard killed thousands of babies... how could there be a day for him xD

[alexthetrekkie111]

I love how the 'Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been... is over. From this time forward, you will service...us.' doubles as an initiation speech for a fresh batch of cadets to Starfleet.

[BarlytheDwarf]

Filmed off a tv with a calculator?

[Danielboulder1]

ok thats just rucked up. lol

[Cyke101]

Man, Riker's a *dick* :)

[jediLsaber]

lol "I am Locutus. NO!"

[dukeburger]

HERP! DERP! PICKARD WUZ DA BEST CAPT! ENGAGE!!!!!1

[Omerack]

lol i love this! the borg rambling while picard is talking the admiral is icing on the cake :D

[generalcircle]

THERE ARE... FOUR LIGHTS!

[fryfry377]

nice that the scene cuts of Picard reacting to the Locutus doll are actually him remembering when he was Locutus while talking with Sisko from DS9.

... yeah, I've seen way too much of this stuff.

[00macarone]

Lmao number 1 must hate picard to do this

[00macarone]

The guys who say this sucks are 2 thik 2 understand the joke

[CelticVictory]

Somewhat lame.

[mummra4ever]

@LlansleyNinja141 Maybe the reason why people voted his comment down is because he isn't being very fair. Like I said Picard might have started out as being arrogant in early TNG but when the show got better writers he was made to be more human as well as the show taking on a humility approach. Ottervomit seems to be ignoring that and just focusing on how Picard used to be early on and not what happened later on in the show.

[Gordontrek]

Nice

[PokerJoker811]

How on Earth was Picard's surrender on the Farpoint mission a topic of coversation? You have a better response meeting Q for the first time?

[JesusEvangelizers]

hahahahahahaa

[TheSecretdahlia]

hahaha NO NOOOO!

[Ooiue2]

xD, love the Locutus constant-speech xD

[BuddhaMaster84]

very, very well done mate!

[shuboy05]

Awkward....

[thefinalfrontier1701]

Cant stop rolling on floor laughing!

[182Harding]

This video sucks terribly

[asuch874]

Well, there goes that admiral promotion 4 him.

[Swoop223]

LO LO LLOLLL OL OL OLO LOLO LOLOL

[Ruffian144]

Oh, FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh ;)

[Treemeadow]

Did Troi get a little shocked when she saw the admiral, who for some absurd reason is the spitting image of her mother?

[StarTrekMarco]

SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! Can`t stop to laugh....Um I want one of those Locutus dolls :D

[jnadreth]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Genius of Epic Proportions lol lol lol

[GalvaWalken8]

Oh my God. Fucking hilarious!!!

[Treemeadow]

What sort of "military" operation allows children on board?

[MrWooaa]

starfleet isent military. it is a mix between the military, the pece cor, and NASA. Starfleet is rarly used as an army. presumibly during the dominion war all civilians were transferd off the ship.

[Treemeadow]

Starfleet is based on the Naval fleet, they even use their ranks, terms for decks and manouevers.

NASA is part of the military. Officers aboard ships have ranks.

[MrWooaa]

while it is ture that they use the same termanology, there function is difrent then the anchant earth navys.

[Treemeadow]

Of course its function is different. Its space XD

But that makes it no less military. Its just a new branch of the military, just like NASA is.

[OneLastChanceFilms]

starfleet isn't military. They are an exploration organization with really big guns.

[Treemeadow]

You're right...it even says so in their mission statement.

[OpenMawProductions]

@OneLastChanceFilms Yeah... When their's a problem they like to "research" the HELL out of things. Photon's and focused particle streams... ya dig?

[TheYunri]

@Treemeadow They were obviously command sponsered. duhh

[bloodrunsclear]

I hate to say it, but I want one of those Locutus dolls XD

[OneLastChanceFilms]

it's not a doll! It's an action figure!

[bloodrunsclear]

Oh, whoops XD

[Ralexand1988]

loool

[BorgHub]

the very end cracked me up

[CaskettTea]

FAIL.

[BoomstickReviews]

Captain Picard Day is my favourite day of the year :-)

[Pvtjamesryan2]

Hahaha

Genius!!

[mummra4ever]

Why would this be insipid? Picard is awesome.

[OtterVomit]

Wrong.

[mummra4ever]

Well that's just your opinion. But anyway why am I wrong?

[OtterVomit]

Jean Luc "I'll surrender my ship on my first mission" Picard was a self-righteous blowhard who never passed up an opportunity to pontificate to all those lowly beings around him who did not fit into his idealized image of humanity. His brother Robert was right: he needed humbling. Too bad not even the Borg could conquer his indomitable ego, only put him at odds with it. That served to turn him into some sort of glossed over Captain Ahab.

[mummra4ever]

Picard did not have a idealized image of humanity. I don't remember him ever telling anyone what the human race should be, only explaining how humanity in the future had changed that's all. Besides about picard's first mission what else was picard supposed to do? There was no way to outrun Q and he saved members of his crew from being captured by Q anyway and trying to fight Q would have been pointless.

[mummra4ever]

I didn't like picard in the first two seasons (although he wasn't bad in episodes I liked like elementary dear data, the measure of a man and Q who) and he may have been a grumpy old man in those seasons but after that when tng got new writers I started to like picard more because he seemed to be more of a person and to me they redeemed him for any previous behaviour in the first two seasons. The mosting telling for this is when his brother says "So my brother is a human being after all."

[cuntscab555]

good point

[Statalyzer]

Do you not see the contradiction in making fun of him for surrendering and calling him Ahab?

Stubbornly trying to fight and making an obviously poor decision because "it's MY first mission" would be a lot more Ahab-like.

[OtterVomit]

As Picard had yet to be injured by the Borg at Farpoint, he was not yet an Ahab type character by then. Just a pompous pontiff of Gene's overblown "vision."

[001SpecialAgent]

@OtterVomit First Contact did give Picard that aspect, but it was out of continuity with many episodes of the show, one of which is I Borg (which took place about a year after Picard was assimilated) where Picard proved he was the opposite of "an Ahab type character".

P.S. Sorry I know this is two years old but I wanted to point this out to you.

[wildhorse1986]

@001SpecialAgent The stakes were a bit different. He had to deal with only one Borg who I don't think was fully developed as a drone. He was in control. However in First Contact he had the Borg chasing him and destroying his crew as fast as possible -- this time he wasn't in control and probably having much more anger developing as a full on reminder of what he went through when he was raped by the Borg in the Best of Both Worlds.

[BruderSeth]

@OtterVomit ...which makes him a very interesting character ;)

[viciousiceman]

LMAO! damn Broken toys!

[Actionguy1]

"GET OUT!" LOL!

[RMSTitanic87]

NO!!! LOL!

[dukeburger]

Nothing better than a fake day made up by Picard to feel good about himself backfiring.

[mummra4ever]

Picard didn't make this day up, in fact he seems to be against it.

[dukeburger]

It was a joke.

[Jae0o0]

FINALLY! lol