a manualist's tutorial or how to handfart!

[oscarcr80]

For a while I thought you speak with your hands.

[manaty15]

I can"t to a hand fart :"(

[samsung427]

well, i just got into the weird part of youtube again

[bootyballs12]

like if u mastered hand farting

[bowflop]

my hand farts come out everywhere BUT the web of my hand.....and i'm serious.

[BikeTrial1995]

1:42 C Major Scale ;) BOOM!

[boozygrogy]

this is a great tootorial....thank you!

[supaninjas100]

you are the best

[LewisObrien1]

Sounds like spongebob farting 

[bkr1997]

i can handfart but only in one tone ;d

[jerseysmaniac]

Al I can do is gross handfarts that sounds all the same

[manysounds]

armband microphone is nice trick though, despite the high frequency feedback driving needles into my head

[Theworldforacountry]

what 38 years of training will do....Love this

[guitaristman23]

ive done this since i was a kid lol i never knew anyone else did it i would just do it all the time lol probly because i have autism and obsess over things that i like i stil do it hahaha

[ladistar]

@guitaristman23 dude ur a hand farter? that's awesome!!!

[guitaristman23]

@ladistar hahahahaha

[Timjn14]

i thought i did it once but it turned out it was my dog farting :(

[urface027]

'silent but violent' handfarts XD

[oXRandomGuyXo]

All I can do is that fapping sound xD

[allen1558]

hope to find more uploads from your channel

[megadeth1155]

what is the song at the very start somebody tell me



[gigaro1888]

it worked for me just one time, all the other times sounds like opening a bottle

[BmArthas]

You sound so much better than lady-bieber!!! :)

[metallica4413]

i cant do this i have a cast on

[ShiningXwolf]

i kept trying this, and I couldn't do it, so I tried it fast, and my dad came into my room demanding me to stop jacking off.

Worst sound evar from my hands.

[Trebla1158]

is that a camouflaged sofa?!

HOLY FUCK THATS AWESOME!

[slimsilentwolf]

NO WAY! My hand made a sound! I'm learning so much!!!

[adamskiADD]

Coolest man on the internet.

[beansterman1998]

I can only fart outwards

[pmfwill]

Vest.

[michael1234252]

go and tryout for Americas got talent

[illinisports217]

you must have REALLY sweaty hands

[mustang19ms]

Who tried to hand fart while watching this?

[131grace]

@mustang19ms me lol didnt really work

[Dxtrrr]

@mustang19ms FUCK MY HANDS CANT FARTING !!

[littlehousecentral]

I think man has achieved the limit of his development...!!!

[theused0321]

you gotta have some pretty fat hands to do this well.

[MusiQKisLiPHe]

8'[_______] *jaw dropping*

[killerz1995]

how is this guy not sponsored

[Guppypants]

@killerz1995 Seriously, Jergens would probably pay Gerry to wear a hat or shirt with their logo on it in all of his videos. It would add to the hilarity of his performances.

[ghdtmdvy]

need some vibration techniques

[Shredderific]

I thank you for playing the Suwanee River. If only Florida wasn't so damn PC. They changed our state song!!!

[apaabc123]

haha you are cool =)

[Chalo77]

The biggest man on the Internet....PERIOD!!

[Mr6546darren]

play the song blow by atreyu

[TaxEvasion]

there should be special sheet music published just for manualists!

[slbdevil]

I actually know how to handfart! However the sound is always the same.. lol

[TheDaniel13761]

If you can fart with your hands and your a gynecologist,you can make it sound like a woman is quifing songs!!!

[kaptinkrunch47]

I can make a air sound :D

[mollybabygirl1]

A hand farting gynecologist LOL........

[zolabud69]

I love this guy.

Sounds like Sweeps grandad.....

[frankking58]

hey jerry are you married??? do you have kids? what do they think of your talent, i bet they are sooo proud of your unusually funny talent. now you can fart in public and blame it on your hands!!!! go Jerry go to the fartlands of earth...a.s.k.

[funnyman117]

serious business

[theodores23tube]

This tutorial wasn't overly 'handy'.

[iGOTCHOPPERS1]

CAN YOU DO MACK THE KNIFE BY LOUIS ARMSTRONG PLEEEEASE

[tjrieves]

Whoa. It's your voice.

[zxv678904]

wats a manualist???

[BurningSofas]

this will get all the ladies

[Samfisherofwoe]

@BurningSofas has gotten*

[6607000]

i play trumpet

[FakeHipHopSMD]

Aside being a manualist, you're a WHAT?!?!

[IDUZINTERNETS]

more talent in your 10 fingers than in ke$sha's entire body.

[ubpsundaydriver]

LMAO! are you married?

[adzii1]

whats a gynecologist?

[Kaaawa2000]

Speechless.

[spikew10]

30 WHAT... 8!!! you must have been inspired. Thats cool

[InsanePickle007]

i bet u hand fart when you work on girls... your are a gynecologist, right?

[maymunee]

I love the shirt! This guy is my hero!

[passion4drums]

god i still can't do this

[petruchotube]

handfart hero!!

[tigermaniak]

we cant do it :o

[NisseEricsson]

Simply amazing. We need you for president.

[manaray10]

so i've been doin this since i was about 7 but rather then using the web of my hand i use the bottom of my palm. does that change anything?

[muffinsNsausage]

That's pretty ironic that you're a gyno lol

[FatAssUros94]

Lol i watched this video just to hear his voice

[iamthesaxmaster]

I don't understand how to lold my hands. ?????

[willaberags]

did you ever use a pedal or a wah for that that would be sweeet

[goatboy666x]

wonder did fanny farts give him the idea?

[ccubsfan94]

i can only do short and quick. i can't do long

[guitarnublet]

That must have been one helluva party!

[kalskywalker1]

this is hard

[stevewagner1123]

you gotta do dueling hand farts!

[HaNRaYo]

You are the best!

[iLoveTheCheese11]

i still cant hand fart :'(

[0wn4g33]

what was the first song he was playing?

[poohelmet321]

@0wn4g33

paul mccartney and the wings - uncle albert/admiral halsey

[DancingSpiderman]

@ 2:35 Hey Gerry, I tried pushing the air thru the webbing of my left hand, you know.. thru the front of the handclasp, but... I guess my hands are different, because the air only wants to excape thru the back end of my handcrack.

I'd like to be able to play On The BoardWalk on my hands at the very large men's restroom at work, sitting on the pot after lunch on mexican food thursday...

How about playing Very Superstitious by Stevie Wonder?

[kalmanizer]

Can you perform twangy farts from your hand? I would love for you to record a Country Song next. How about the Country Song by George Strait called "It Just Comes Natural?" Your talent seems to just come naturally, lol. :)

[pagui4]

HAHA u should be in a band and use ur hands as ur main instrament

[dumbwithagun]

you could earn billions if u played at concerts

[mattfirebird]

Love the intro - Hands Across The Water!  (Farts Across The Water?)

Maybe we could even hear Someone's Knocking (Farting) At The Door...

[fleawizard]

would you mind doing a remake of this were you show a close up of the hand gestures

[SaiyanKirby]

LOL 3:50

Sounds like the love child of Donald Duck and the adults from Charlie Brown. XD

[Incubated81]

dont underrate yourself, your not "a" manualist, you are THE manualist!!! never seen such thing!!

[wrigley090]

i can hand fart really well but i cant get my tunes as good as his.........

[IIISoulxReaverIII]

PFFT!!! love it...

[p5bmonkey]

Brings new meaning to the word JAZZ HANDS lol

[alexkool69]

can he adlib songs? like requests at clubs? id pay to see that. "DO FREEBIRD!!!"

[RSKueffner]

Wait... Let me get this straight; you're a gynecologist with hands that big? Woah...

[goldennugget100]

lol, wow

[jopeters]

@RSKueffner he never said he was a gyno

[likestooplay]

a lot of peapole can do this if they practice (for 37 years)

[fuckthekids91]

IT IS TALENT

and practice.

TAAALEEENT

jajajajajja

hey dude, you are god xD

[AlexVanderLubbe]

Fuk all i get is a pffft sound

[cemasdaief]

believe me dude, that's the best fart I have ever known

[Grace95Lucy96]

bahaha, me and all my friends can do tht but we aint as pro as him D: lol freakin awesome vid mate

[acostadam]

how do u get all those diff notes wtf

[magna378]

LOL he should be promoted

[matikotek]

its look funny when you talk to your hand xD

but big respect for you :) i wish i could fart like you :D

[iloverock17]

i cracked up as soon as I did one

[Silvoleon]

what's w/ the shirt jerry

[futisman1]

I just got ''pfft'' sound :(

[dnyby100]

Jerry I'd like to thank you for the music. Do you realise there have been nearly three hundred thousand people view this video alone? Its quite incredible when you think about it.

[trixie898989]

oh jerry! you are the man.

[Fleedom]

... and with SO much emotion!!! I can only do that with my ass. Gotta HAND it to ya!!!

[drowzy721]

omg bad joke!

[TheAmericanCanadian]

Thats not ur dads puns... ITS A TURBOPUN!

[LilKnowitall]

LMAO PowerThirst

[TheAmericanCanadian]

it took awhile for someone to actually get that.

[GameCubeFan99]

I can do this! lol its fun to do in class! I make one long one and it confuses everyone lol

[popasmurfs]

thats what she said

[hardboiledpancake]

hahaha

[Zeeguitardude]

dude thats badass haha

[jpstudio21]

my hands just get sweaty when i try!!!

[harmongigor]

that's what she said

[jpstudio21]

noob!! you got me there!! LOL :D

[nickgt30]

Does that tickle your hands?

[6G3rm4N9]

the farts sound like charlie brown's teacher

[shanecurley1988]

is there any way to sustain a note? because all i can do is short staccato like note

[richcaddick]

That is awesome!!! Awesome=that. Had a go myself... and proved to be woeful at it:( Respect man

Hang on.....

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Can you do that? That would be EPIC!

"sacit2me sacit2me sacit2me sacit2me...."

Now THERE'S a challenge;)

[tmille30]

i can do that too. i just haven't got to the point of doing songs. i used to just do it to mess with people in middle school. lol

[peepoppin]

haha

so did i, it was the funniest thing, well for me anyways

[Sympozium9]

this guy is a genius

[waspjerk1]

man i try it and its like air i think im gonna call mine hand queefs lol

[zreticoli]

you have a superpower !! XD

[szricsi4]

xDD

[xdwere1]

fuck i did it too hard and and the noise came from my bottom i think i found my talent!!!

[PinoLapino]

O.O"

[sean93657]

Could you please play Joe Satriani's Surfing with the alien? I think this would be the best yet.

[olibgh]

omg what would the trill be like

[skynyrdfan101]

this guy has a cool talent

[gigansmom]

Crap ive learned to make it come out the bottom of ur hand below ur pinky : / hopefully i can learn to do the suction cause if i cant il have to switch to the web of hand thingy :(

[slash2k0]

How do you hold your hands?

[bulbastre]

Ok. I can do the in & out thing, but I still don't get how to make tuned notes.

You know, that part about the up & down thingy... I don't get it. What am I suposed to do with my hands?

Thx for the help.

[Neekx0h]

my hand is out of tune.

[BarkPP]

I can do this

[mixedupvideos]

i can only make a little low wind that has a little sound

I cant make it sound like a kazoo

[TheAmazingRetard]

same

[UntitledHead]

thanks master XD

[jeordie82]

You are amazing man!

here I was slagging u off ding this when u could have used your talent to learn an instrument and it turns out you already do

my bad!

you are damn good

[absolutionaryism]

Dude! I did it, holy shit it actually works.

[tammapo]

Well. I do that, too, but I do it by blowing between my fingers.

[woodtan]

well.. my hand does silent but deadly songs what now!

[holyhermit1]

ha i'm 13 and i play the trumpet

[kyoukilis20]

me too

[zoinkoid123]

omg this is soo hard!

lol man your good

[PaperToPen]

sounds like a kazoo

[xMASdestructionx]

yeah a gynecologist huh

yeah he must be good with his hands

[fleawizard]

lol

[ZanyAnton]

Do you have to tune those hands when you're walking outside and then comes home to the heat? :P

[bradmandooo]

i wish he was my dad jk

[legohaloking123]

i can do it but not like u ur good

[sondre188]

3:00

[sondre188]

ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE! UR GOOD!!!

[MikesOnTheRoadToZion]

i still can't.

[kewlnsimpguy]

0.o

[hlvBROWNboy]

ok ok your good

[chickenDANCE182]

do the star spangled banner

[MrResseti]

It's a pretty nice tutorial,but small amounts of people can do more then just a hand fart,including me.

[jemthemanualist]

I'm a manualist too - where did u get that hand-mike, are did u fashion it yourself? Clearly a good tool for making videos for youtube

[bucketfaced]

i still dont get how 2 do it i tried and tried so plz help me/us out man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dancingwiththescars]

If you want to hear how to make a Queef just press here > 2:48

[dancingwiththescars]

Just listen from 2:48 - 2:58 and press 1 if it sounded like he was talking about a Queef.

[diegohuaroc]

yeah man you are a genius

[iworkforme]

at 44 seconds i don't understand where the second sound came from??

[monsterborn12]

lol before my comment there were 666 comments

[xxXcheezbobXxx]

:o Talk about omens....

[fenderkid6]

Ironic how I searched for iron maiden's 'wasted years' fitting coincidence no? still awesome.

[moopymen123]

that is awesome