Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign" New

[shipwreck222]

Tell me if you guys recognize this one:

I was stuck in traffic behind a big rig, and it was stuck under and overpass. a cop goes up to the driver of the big rig and says "sir, are you stuck?" Without missing a beat, the truck driver says, "Nope! I was delivering this here overpass and I ran out of gas." Here's your sign.

[sadielizyy]

@shipwreck222 it should be here:

search 'Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy comedy part three' it should be the first video there

[kord89]

i was there in Bloomsburg and watched it nothing is better than watching it live

[ShadowGuardian3337]

My DAD did that the first time DVD's came out! The DVD cases at the time looked like CD cases so he thought the DVD was a CD and got grouchy when the CD player wouldn't play it and even bitchier when I put it in the DVD portion of the VCR/DVD Player and it started playing he says 'Oh I don't want it now! I thought it was a CD! I don't want a bloody DVD! This is stupid!'

[MrEthan360]

here your sign

[Landrew120880]

Nice advert for Walmart and what's this "here's your sign" nightmare?

[Dynastar231]

"Oh my god were you on the ground?"

"Nope, santa was making one last run! Heres your si"

Dont even start! LOL! LOVE that one! Haven heard it in forever!

[natelee325]

hahahaha Sir that's because its a dvd, HERES YOUR SIGN

[Currlygirl12]

Go old lady.

[drakebelllover85]

I was leaving a relative's house once and that relative happens to have a very large front yard. You have to park at the end of the yard and the only time anyone walks down there is if they're leaving. Well, I was walking down the front yard, almost to the driveway and my aunt saw me and asked, "Hey, are you leaving?", I said, "Nope, just takin a lap, here's your sign,". It was TOO funny! My mom (who was walking with me) almost fell over laughing. Thank you, Bill Engvall!!

[knightryderrwn]

Re -- the guy who thought a "DVD" was a "CD" -- as Bill's buddy Larry the Cable Guy might say, "That's funny!! I don't care *who* ya are, that's funny right there! Git-r-done!!"

[funcoolfunfun]

I would love it if they mass produced those signs so I could pull of a Bill Engvald. These are extremely funny.

[gigglegirl916]

12 people are crazy for not liking this!

[crazy4blue2010]

he is crazy

[stevemcgranahan]

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[LilacElf8582]

At the store I used to work at I had a lady paying cash for her purchase and she started getting upset because her change had one of the new buffalo nickels.

Lady: "I wish you people would stop giving customers foreign currancy."

I turn the nickel over and say "Yeah, don't you hate it when Canadians put Thomas Jefferson on their money?"

Here's your sign.

Absolutely true story.

[drakebelllover85]

@LilacElf8582 LOL, that's hilarious!! I went into a convenience store once to get change for a 5 dollar bill. The guy looked at me and said, "Do you want that in ones??". I looked at him and said, "No, pennies are fine...here's your sign." lol

[LilacElf8582]

@drakebelllover85

LOL! That's awesome!

[MrMatto91]

hey 11 people.

wheres your signs

[freakyzeek45]

Bill -- Heres.....

His Wife -- DONT EVEN!!! Lmaooooooooooo

[metallichance]

funny as hell old or new:))

[limsniff]

Hahaha and the old lady says here is your sign! hahhahahaha ROFLMAO

[abejareyna100]

crappy ass filming .........lol rather just watch it on comedy central

[Free2bepurp]

natureclip, relax, this crappy tape isn't taking any money from Bill Engval, trust me!

[death18012]

all he did was video tape it.

[graceoverall]

1:17 FTW!! That is my favorite for sure, haha.

[Razgriz0111]

heres yur sign

[cloud66]

i love that

[graceoverall]

cool. NOTHING to do with Bill Engvall, but cool, haha. Nice dancin!

[Adamgontierfan19]

I saw him and Frank Caliendo live at the Ted Constant Convocation Center in Virginia Beach on Friday night he had all new material IT WAS AWESOME

[MahouWitch]

"You sold me this CD and it doesn't even play."

"Sir, that's a DVD. Here's your sign."

[bravefire529]

for what its worth, i'd rather not see the punch line in the comments...it kinda ruins the whole point in watching the clip.

[ok2ma]

lmao, he cracks me up.

[NJKatwoman]

Gawd!  I LOVE this guy! Thanks for the share, Hudsonboy100! :)

[countryboy3883]

LMAO!!!

[mcrbabe1221]

i went to his concert in san antonio and i was on cruches but it sucked becuse i had to walk all the stairs and down! but if yall where wondering where it was it was at the magestick

[codelyokofan13]

you were actualy there?! lucky...

[born2bewild100]

no its for my family my toilets broken!

[PurpleJ3nn]

DVD... priceless... LOL

[LadyGreenEyes964]

"Sir, it's a DVD." - Rotfl! Classic.

[elfish37]

EVERYBODY - I know It is not "NEW" material. It was a NEW concert at the time I posted this. Also, the word new tends to attract people.

[LadyGreenEyes964]

Hey, was new to me! Don't always keep up with this stuff.

[zeke1139]

me to

[Notis59]

@elfish37 you are right. The word new was the reason that I clicked on your vid.

[empath69]

@Notis59 Actually, the reason I clicked on elfish's vid is because it showed up *first* on the search results for "Bill Engvall"; still good stuff, tho - thanks!

[btzaps]

ive got 1

my gf called and ask if i was awake

is said no this is my no voice mail

[levisz93]

lol

[Amy471994]

lol that last part is funny

[Falcrist]

PWNT! by a little old lady. Classic! XD

[Sakura4348]

DVD PWNS

[LogDog12345]

never heard the CD one before! That was great!

[xScYan8960x]

lmao

[aggjag07]

ROFL!!!!