The Brown Hand Center

[smartdon007]

His Wife...His Wife..She is a Bombshell !! What an idiotic guy brown is to assault her !!

[redmustang03]

You should read the shit he wrote "Daddy's Babby girl" when she was just a year old.

[Londa1027]

i just saw the newest BHC advert. no "doctor" brown. just a paid spokesperson or something...

[MaximumCowboy]

"Hey Rachel.......looks like Jeff Bagwell is your daddy now!"

[Smael64]

The irony is stunning.

[UrbaneFarmer]

Daddy beats girls - what a dirt bag. Why would any decent person patronize this business?

[Londa1027]

i assume that dark haired girl standing behind her mom is the now 13yr old that testified during the trial. sure blur her face on the news yet she is plastered all over tv. i can't wait to see the new commercial with wife number five. lol. i remember when there were only like two kids in the ad. HE WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY TODAY. Hmmmf

[Mstylez1]

More like the Brown Backhand Center, amiright?

[RumdyRumple000]

What a fake family...and now they are on trial for him beating his wife...mmmm what a GREAT family!

[guttablackmarket]

YOU CAN ONLY FIND SHIT LIKE THIS IN H-TOWN HOME OF THE SERIAL KILLERS,WIFE BEATERS AND MANY MORE

[MotaPoker]

@guttablackmarket Yes, because that shit only goes down in Houston because you're so hood.

[guttablackmarket]

DADDY'S BABY GIRL LMAO

[puchipatas]

Wow how old is this commercial? I just saw a picture of her (wife) in court...and well, she looks much older? I think I saw it in Houston chronicle..

[jermster17]

Plus his wife began dating former Astros first baseman Jeff Bagwell five months after the alleged assault.

[theheathster5179]

That is that guys wife and she took his ass to court today for beating her. They played recorded phone calls of him drunk and yelling at her. It's pretty funny that he'll treat you like his own family.

[jasonla204]

Have you ever done a handjob for Coke?

[julianvid]

Good news is he'll give plenty of hands jobs in prison.

[julianvid]

'Dr' brown is no longer a Dr. He lost his license to practice since he tested positive for doing coke. Now he's on trial for beating his wife. This guy is a scumbag. Brown faces felony charges in the assault on his fourth wife because he admitted to beating his third wife in 2002. If this guy says he care for my hands the way he cares for his own family then I'll take my business elsewhere. Just go to chron.com to read the article.

[TheBencake]

the oldest girl is one of my friends. she hated him.

[jeepngirl]

I hate this commercial with this creepy guy..........too bad they play it so many times during the baseball games!

[runescapeikill]

wow it beat up its children

[aboutashow]

if takes care of me the way he takes care of him family, i'm screwed

[itsmalachor]

"Beating your wife too much give you carpal tunnel? Then let me use my patented procedure so you can treat your family as I do mine"

[forealzthedeal3]

i know one of the girls in this

[MADMADStv]

@forealzthedeal3 omg me 2....which 1?

[ThorirEy]

Fake Percentage: 105%

[gauchebag]

pissydan actually google searched for this clip for the little girl's line at the end

[danieljferry]

Brown Pimp hand Center

[frankftw]

A former hand surgeon in Houston whose TV commercials tout family values has been charged with beating his fourth wife, eight years after he pleaded guilty to assaulting his third wife.

According to court records, Michael Glyn Brown, 53, grabbed Rachel Brown's arm during an Aug. 13 argument and bent it behind her back, "twisting it as if he meant to break her arm."

[txtchjmb29]

@frankftw

Do you have the link for the charges?

[mj23cats]

@txtchjmb29 I can't post the link but if you look Michael Brown -- Family Man/ Former-Hand-Surgeon -- Arrested for Beating His Wife...Again on 8/26/10 in tthe Phoenix New Times you will find it.

[SABlingBling]

@frankftw atleast when they get back together, he can fix her with his "patented" procedure.

[dprettybird]

@frankftw I personally know the family of the victim. This guy is insane. Evil.

[thehomerpimpson]

@dprettybird

So I've heard...is he still living in Houston? Or is he finally locked up?

[dprettybird]

@frankftw I personally know his former wife. Would you believe me if I told you he beat her, too? Beat her senseless. This guy is insane. Pure Evil.

[walterqxy]

He treats you just like he treats his own family. You step into the building and he's there to beat the shit out of you

[jtgorham]

Am I the only guy that thinks Rachel is a gorgeous creature??

[jtgorham]

Dump the maggott Rachel . Get 5 million or more and then marry me. I will worship you. I am in love.

[jtgorham]

Rachel is so beautiful. I can't believe that ugly dude got to bed that beauty down everynight. I know, I know, it's just because he has money, and beautiful Rachel wanted to have some. Does anyone know anything about her ?? Like age, nationality, hometown etc. She looks cute in the video, but I seen some other pics of her on google. Smoking.

[makeadifrinse]

@jtgorham where is the link to the pics of her smoking????

[makeadifrinse]

@jtgorham where is the link to the pics of her smoking????

[ocelot2501]

Maybe he should change the name to the...Brown "Back Hand" Center.

"Did I hurt your hand, honey? I'll fix it up with my Brown Procedure before the cops arrive."

Seriously though, I feel sorry for the kids.

[euthman]

Thanks for posting this. I needed a good [shudder!] for the day.

[trmjr]

The commercial just gets creepier with time, not unlike the children and the bad Doctor himself.

[rshandy]

Daddy's BABY GUH-UHH! hahaaaaa

[sodagirl19]

What if my Hands are White?

[gimmeapaw]

Unless you want to get your arm twisted behind your back, beat with a bed post, and possibly do some cocaine, we'd recommend you take your hand-surgery needs elsewhere, because that's apparently the kind of "care" that's been goin' on at the Brown household. Brown was arrested Tuesday in Houston, Texas, on suspicion of assaulting his fourth wife (the woman who appears with him in the ad) by twisting her arm behind her back, according to court records obtained by the Houston Chronicle.

[Mominator]

@gimmeapaw

Sadly, you're right. He also beat his first wife with a bedpost, dragged her by the hair down stairs, and shot at her while she was 7 months pregnant. He tries to say he's "retired" in his commercials. His "retirement" was the revocation of his medical license.

[MotaPoker]

@gimmeapaw Sounds like my kind of guy, I'm calling him to fix my hand from playing too many video games asap.

[toyranch]

"I will care for you just as I care for my own family"

Nice quote from a serial wife beater who lost his medical license for failing a drug screening.

[jtgorham]

I would love to give Rachel a good fucking. I bet she gives good head when she is snorting coke. Even with that forced smile on her face she still makes me horny. Do me Rachel, please.

[turnipdaisy]

he beats his wife... he works on hands cause he knows the value of keeping a strong pimp hand..

[Mistamistagilb10]

Wow that was creepy.

[htownsyrupsipper]

Dr. Michael Brown, 53, arrived at court Tuesday morning to face a judge. Brown is accused of injuring his wife, Rachel Brown, by twisting her arm forcefully behind her back as if attempting to break it during a domestic dispute revolving around his drinking on August 13. According to court documents, Brown was convicted of aggravated assault against a family member on January 30, 2002 in Montgomery County. Brown lost his medical license in 2006 when he tested for positive for cocaine.

[cpqarray]

According to the article "Michael Glyn Brown, 53, was charged with assaulting Rachel Brown on Aug. 13 by twisting her arm behind her back, court records show." So maybe I don't treating me like he treats his own family.

[gretch33]

@cpqarray He beat his last wife too.

[cpqarray]

There's a Houston Chron article on this guy arrested for domestic violence.

[lostindiancamp]

I just now read about all this douche bag's beatings and cocaine usage. Not to mention he wasn't allowed to be alone with his female children. I can see why now that someone pointed out where he is putting his hand on that little girl. I really hope he is not sexually abusing his daughters.

[ironmanqqqq]

BRANDONTANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoolsvilleMania]

wow this guy lost his medical license because he tested positive for cocaine while on probation and right now hes charge with asault against his wife 

[Lauren9998]

and yes he is mental...he has bipolar disorder

[Londa1027]

@Lauren9998 you poor girl...

[bsievers]

that chick is smokin' hot. Anyone else notice she is nippin' out?

[bebowilliams]

Hey mang....I like that porn music in the background...Creepy

[Imthebrodsterdude]

1.) is it just me or does the brown hand center sound more like a proctologist?

2.) if he cares for you like he does one of his family, that might mean he'll get all coked up and beat the shit out of you like he did his wife (that's his fake wife on this commercial). It is unfathomable that he and his ad agency would even attempt to air this commercial considering his sordid past.

[dawnitabonita00]

Make it STOP!!

[tummmer]

For those of you who aren't from Texas, google "Michael Brown Hand Center" and read the article in houstonpress. Tells you everything about the sordid history of the cocaine-addled, wife beating Dr Douchebag.

[thehomerpimpson]

See this all the time in Dallas...that "wife" of his always freaks me out with that plastic smile, seriously freaky when you're high. "DADDY'S BABY GIRL"

[elenafab5]

Is it true his wife is going to be on "real housewives of houston"? lol that'd be some crazy stuff, both snorting coke, him beating his wife.

[jlontheranch]

i hate that kid

[DidISpelThisRite]

GOD THAT'S SO FUCKIN ANNOYING!!

[killerz00091]

i fucking hate that "daddys baby bitch" shit at the end.

[CodyT3212]

I'm so glad that other people out there in the world find this just as sickening as I do.

[DWareFTW]

she looks like a typical trophy wife

[Imthebrodsterdude]

@DWareFTW - that's his fake wife / actress, his real wife is probably hunkered down in a bunker hiding from his coke binged beatings.

[gretch33]

@Imthebrodsterdude real wife, but before the latest beating.

[MaximumCowboy]

@Imthebrodsterdude No, that's his REAL wife, but those ARE NOT her kids, she is a trophy/rebound wife that is from a south american country, either Colombia or Venezuela. Her name is Rachel and she threw a big 50th birthday bash for the molester 3 years ago.

[gretch33]

@MaximumCowboy I don't know if she's from SA, but she lived in Vegas at one point. And 3 of the kids are hers. The oldest from a previous marriage and the two youngest with him.

[MaximumCowboy]

@gretch33 I stand corrected.

[jasoncaras]

xasdasd sdasd dasdas

[panther0567]

I used to see this one all the time when I lived in Arizona. Thank God I haven't seen it since

[coolclint88]

Most annoying commercial ever. Even worse than Bob Lovell.

[Cakealicious13]

Every time I see this I want to hurt someone. I HATE it!

[crazyandsocool]

That little girl at the end sounds sorta creepy. Daddy's Baby Girl sounds like a name of a horror movie.

ha ha

[biggnig12]

i dont know why but this commercial makes me mad

[harlanbee]

No matter how great my day is, if I catch this commercial before bedtime my day is ruined. If I had carpel-tunnel, I sure as shit wouldn't care about your baby girl as much as I would about you fixing my fucking hands.

[cruiserweight77]

i want to kick daddys baby girls teeth in

[Devic13]

Dude i've seen this commercial a million times and have never noticed where he puts his hand haha

[Mustlovemusic21]

@Devic13 Just now noticed it. Ugh!!!!

[robstrevor]

HES GOING TO FIST FUCK YOU!

[sumyunguy12sky]

wow, he has personally trained doctors in the "brown" procedure? Must be a reference to "taking the dirt road" or "getting your brown belt". No doubt in my mind, that the smile on her face is from a "dirty sanchez" he had just given her with a brown finger, from the Brown Hand Center. I just can't seem to figure out why he places the"brown hand" on the little girls "cha-cha" at the end.

[captaindoomzy]

wait, is the funny part the "brown hand" (like he plays with poo) or his hand awkwardly on the little girl? lol

[markotozic]

can somebody please explane what is the dirty/funny part? I DONT GET IT

[Anonukeleletroll714]

I'm 12 and what is this

[oldman1898]

This guy is from Houston, and I have seen this commercial tons of times but I never realized that it is dirty...I still don't think it is, but okay.

[Kryszkiewicz666]

when there are this many people saying "WTF, was that meant to be a joke or what" then it probably isn't very funny. You have to be thinking really dirty to get this one.

[Puyols37]

I don´t get it

[berzerker11]

@Puyols37 me neither...

[Helt91]

nobody delivers "fake" the way Americans do

[chill579]

this is what i hate about the american cliche

[gizrich]

Epic lap dance from the girl

[metalmaker300]

seriously if a prostate exam isnt intimidating enough

[Slapppppp]

Its not that funny

[panther0567]

he personally taught his doctors the "brown procedure" lmfao

[ndjohnsrud]

This is actually from my home town of Houston, Texas. I always thought this commercial was so creepy!

[mitomen2000]

cute...

[Imthebrodsterdude]

@mitomen2000 Cute? you have to be joking.

[charliew156]

can't believe anyone else hasn't noticed where he puts his hand on that little girl when she sits on his lap

[kennetbowl]

@charliew156 what's wrong with that??

[TheOfficialBadAnus]

@kennetbowl pedophile

[kennetbowl]

@TheOfficialBadAnus he just holds the baby. grow up.

[EvilWeavaloid]

"Brown Hand Center" sounds so gross, like people having trouble shitting o.O

[SoadLrg]

hahahahahaha hilarious

[The1CamBo]

oh fuck I've seen this commercial so many times but just now I've put it into context.

for those of you that don't understand it, think of it as a euphemism for wiping your ass.

and that little kid is annoying.

[3lectroPhunk]

WTF?!

[USMCfosho]

brown hand... really? couldn't come up with anything else? hehehe

[PorsukToros]

what the fuck is this? somebody explain in detail please. bcuz i feel like i wasted my 11 secs...

[KooKooCow]

@PorsukToros

"Brown hand" Your two young to be watching this if you don't get the joke...

[MrSeZzA94]

@KooKooCow and your too young to spell too right

[Hello8104]

@MrSeZzA94 and YOU'RE too stupid to use proper grammar

[MrSeZzA94]

@Hello8104 i missed one letter, step back bad man, he used a word with a meaning no where close to the word he wanted, you bellend

[Hello8104]

@MrSeZzA94 Actually you missed one letter and one apostrophe.. kthxbye

[PorsukToros]

@KooKooCow ok mr. old guy, tell me what it is?

[KooKooCow]

@PorsukToros

LOL sorry I didn't notice you were English second language. Brown hand... think about it. As in you know... fisting...

[PorsukToros]

@KooKooCow lol thanks, i thought the joke was the sentence that she said at the end "daddies baby girl." are there 2 jokes?

[tigerspartan06]

whats the joke in this?

[Shadiia1991]

wth is the brown hand centre? :S

[Adu767]

DABBIES BAYPEE GERL

[average220]

@Adu767 Bawaa u evil lol

[skitzrb]

@Adu767 wrong its DADDEEZ BAYBEE GUH

[theshankenstein]

This is awesome. Can somebody please upload that 4-top-gun commercial of the lady that was "a victim of a hit and run on Charleston and Maryland?" We need that one on youtube.

[damnyouzabitch]

way to use a daughter to advertise

[rockpoetDan]

This commercial comes on so much that we make fun of it! "My little girl Sophie"! lol...

[BearHouston]

I wonder how many lines of coke he snorted before this commercial?

[bebowilliams]

Oh yea, you can see the Nip alright. Barely poppin out of the blouse. Wow...thanks for pointing that out. BTW, that is his wife...FYI. Be nice people.

[Pimadude]

I want to kill myself everytime i hear that childs voice

[wyteboity]

hehe, the brown hand center...brown hand..

[airamericaphx]

Oh wow. creeeeeepy.

[VideoMaster3000]

hahahahahaha , this commercial just came on,

i wish i could find dat instrumental tho, its kinda jammin

and i can put a throwed beat to it

[lifeless281]

dam did u see that niple