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  • he looked better in the video.

  • does anyone else really REALLY want to pop all those back zits?

  • The last viking !

  • steroids much :P

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  • What is this song?

  • @prckata I believe its called The Barbarian Horde. I'm not sure if its part of the original score, but its from the movie Gladiator.

  • the only problem with HGH abuse is that pregnant belly.

  • Techno Viking... is that you? 

  • OMG WHAT AN PERFECT RED ARMY EPIC SONG IS THIS

  • This guy looks like he just walked out of Skyrim. LOL

  • This is G-gurda

  • I SHALL DESTROY THEE GRENDEL!!

  • Bear Mode: Activated

  • That is techno viking ay, it has to be

  • I wish i could grow a beard like that :(

  • I was waiting for it to say it just takes "steroids"

  • TECHNO THE KING VIKING!!!!!!!!!!

  • Techno viking strikes back!!!!!!!1

  • What's the name of the music ????

  • looks like my guy on skyrim

  • Арии

  • lol the music XD

  • The most important part of this workout is the needle in the ass.

  • FREAKS! god, i thought my computers graphics were off.... see... i actually mistook his bulging mucles for oversized pixels...

  • great look, metal and bodybuilding... real life

  • for anyone who want steroids talk to this guy! lol

  • this goes to show what happens when you click the side videos. Typed in Skyrim', then to a reaction vid, then to techno viking, then this. Fuck.

  • the best back ever...love you man

  • EVEN HIS FACE HAS BICEPS!!!

  • this guy's body is super hero perfect .. idc who is trying to win mr. olympia... in my book this guys is #1

  • too bad you got tats..can never be a great bodybuilder now

  • you can shoot him with a rocket launcher and he would be ok

  • skyrim brought me here

    

  • those cables were brand new when he started the side raises

  • It just takes a little longer..as well as a bit of steroids on the side :)

  • this guy can reflect a bullet

  • its not impossible with steriods

  • @1letterman someone else saw the acne

  • que miedoooo esee hombre :S

    

  • Is it him can it be HE IS THE TECHNO VIKING!! All hail Techno Viking All hail Techno Viking

  • somone likes needles.

  • impressive keep it up

  • All hail the techno viking!

  • Holy shit this guy is impressive, hes almost as big as me.

    lol jk im a skinny pussy

  • I all of a sudden feel very small and weak.

  • this dude don't even need to flex

  • steroid pimples at :33 seconds?

  • @joseofno every man gets some bacne. dont hate.

  • @Dreadnautxx not hating, but isn't it just a lil to coincidental that dudes that big and ript have that same kinda acne on their arms and backs, but not on the face!? and to be honest i dont care if a guy wants to take steroids, to each his own ;)

  • waw whats he been injecting lol

  • what nipples

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  • Everyone else in the gym is like "damn, we suck."

  • Holy yummy!!!!

  • you dont want to choose this guy he would just pop your head like a zit and move on..... that is way too much put into the focus...

  • If i were going to war, i'd choose this guy to go with me.

  • He's Beowulf!

  • @MrDoom1252 I AM POWA!!!!!!!

  • love to wallop him

  • it just takes lots of roids

  • @manofmagic16 and more training than you will ever do, and more strict dieat and discipline than you can handle :)

  • lol asian lady like wwaaaoooohhhhh

  • That guy babysits my kids. Nice guy.

  • Homeboy has Roid Acne.

  • THOR. this dudes back is godly.

  • Big neck bad pimples on the back, and not muscular legs = side affects from steroids, my dad does them and yea i know lol.

  • HEEEEVVVVEEEE HOOOOOO!!!! He looks like a viking! :D that's how I wanna look!

  • Am I the only one that got terrified when he flexed? Now I'll have nightmares tonight.

  • Very aesthetic serratus anterior just chiseled

  • Your a monster! Awesome symmetry, size. The video was cool, the music matches your look!

  • Holy lats batman!

  • his nipples are perfect!

  • steroids look at all the acne on the back

  • @ironfangs10 how can you tell he had acne on his back? the video is shit quality.

  • @ironfangs10 you dumb ass, just cus i have back ance means i take steroids? no, i fuckin work my ass off at the gym, also when you see the type of back ance steroids gives people you'll know it...

  • @xpeacemaster lol I am sry, but if you don't think he is on steroids you don't know anything about the human body, and absolutely nothing about bodybuilding.

    Either way hes looking big, and the only people who have to mention steroids are just admiring the shit out of him.

  • So, this is the normal German techno dancer? I don't think I'll be visiting any clubs.

  • God DAMN!..

  • Paul you look awesome!

    Hi Elfin Tan.

  • TECHNO  VIKING

  • @roblrocks SAME!!

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  • he looks like bruno!

  • body acne , over grown guts pushing out ...

    it's not impossible , it's just in your local steroid dealer around the corner ...

  • @DefectedHuman You are all pissed off and writing stupid ass comments because your a jealous weak ass bitch LOL , get fucked mate!

  • @DefectedHuman but then again you're mirin' and you're fat.. so the joke's on you not him.

  • @Xxhermitxxrs

    infact i am not fat , i am exercising with 2x 16 kg competition kettlebells on semi-regular bases (2-3 times a week).throwing in 1 or 2 days of cardio ( 30-40 minutes run ) , i would say a casual fitness enthusiast just trying to keep things under control, i am 185 cm long and at 90 kg weight (which is in acceptable variation of +5/-5, regular common european army recruitment chart)>

    But most important of all , i am not an attention whore looking for recognition on internet!

  • @DefectedHuman then props to you for not being like most of these jealous faggots.

  • @DefectedHuman Yeah okay he uses roids. You tell me you can get that big off roids. I fukin guarantee u u wouldn't get half that big even if you decided to get on steroids. It takes more than just getting on the juice, it's a whole fukin lifestyle and pussies like u overlook the amount of effort they put in n go oooh enhancement drugs, thats not kool. he'z an inspiration of what you can do if you are really passionate about sculpting so go back to sucking ur bf's balls okies?? =)

  • @cooliefake88

    if you are using or thinking to use roids , please think again and make an extensive research , really the benefits don't over weigh the side effects .

    also since i am not on roids i am less likely to suck any other man's testicles.

  • viking

  • he is married,and if he is even Bi who cares,he is amazing,works hard and a nice guy as well.

  • nice body acne, steroids are a bitch aren't they

  • WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • O_o

  • hehehe tak to techno viking, na bank

  • how long took you roids!?..

  • Jebany ale ma rzeźbę :D

  • koles nie jest sobą:)

  • it seems shyntol 

  • holy fuck his rear delts O_o.

  • how is the song called? is fucking glorious

  • THIS..IS..SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­

  • he must be from sparta

  • it is impossible to call him gay.

  • @itsgood93 Uh, have you been to a gay club

  • @itsgood93 not to his face! haha

  • @itsgood93 bruce lee could call him gay, and he would just have to accept it

  • @navyteccs bruce lee would get his little chinese ass stuffed in the face, fucking chinks think they are so bad ass cause they can throw some kicks and punches , why not fight a real mother fucking man

  • @itsgood93 its not impossible it just takes longer than you think

  • alpha as fuck

  • cant c any thing the tattoo covers the bi and triceps , typical red neck

  • Fucking great physique there. Thats a lot of hours put in there.

  • man this guy is the man! wish i had his physique!! awesome bro keep it up!!

  • listen to all you jealous, whining haters, "ROIDS, ROIDS, ROIDS"... "He's Cheating"...Just because his physique is better than yours..never mind how much effort and sacrifice goes into building a body like that..what next for you greetin faced wee bitches.."he's cheating 'cos he eats more chicken breast than me"..OR " he's cheating cos he trains harder and his form is better than mine".. Or " He's cheating 'cos he rests more than me"..FFS give it a rest it really is BORING...

  • ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS..not impressed at ALL!

  • techno viking!!

  • loudest vid on youtube

  • massive roids

  • i like your backne

  • talk about a vtaper

  • roids......the puffed out stomach

  • I am going to grow out my beard just because of this video!

  • great but no wheels

  • badass peak

  • easy done when your on the roids

  • who gives a damn if this guys using steriods, he still would have to work his ass off to get like this with or without them. Im sick of people thinking steriods just make you huge....no YOU make yourself huge steriods just enhance recovery and give you the opertunity but you have to take the opertunity regardless.

  • @therockeyboi It's like Lance Armstrong. He took drugs and cheated, but he still had to put the miles in!

  • @555pontifex exactly and dwyane chambers yeah he took roids but fuck me he still ran like a mad man

  • What's the point in having big muscles if all the steroids give you a tiny penis.

  • lol his mum is filming it

  • It should be law that every where this man goes he MUST carry a war hammer with him. LMFAO

  • FUCKPARADE!

  • omfg thor is real

  • roids

  • its obvious that hes juicing, but who gives a fuck its not just injecting the steroids... its putting in 2-5 hours a day at the gym, going through crazy physical and mental obstacles, strict dieitng & DEDICATION. talk shit about this guy all day but even with steroids 90% of people wont ever look like this

  • @kushburninnigga fuckin oath brother.. scum bags dont know what its like to eat the same shit at the same time everyday for 10 or more weeks whilst dieting.., young guys come up and say "what you taking?" when they should be asking what i eat, how much cardio do i do, what are the best excersice's, how much sleep do i get etc..

  • @kushburninnigga He's not on steroids he's said it a dozen times and it's pretty obvious he isn't just hard work and time.

  • @kikiCar88 So you're saying that Arnold 'The Austrian Oak' Schwarzenegger can be likened to a hollow bamboo? Punch yourself you ignorant phaggot.

  • aint got nuthing on ZYZZ!!!!

  • @AzzurryStreet  breathing?

  • @100Snarf not for long...

  • roids cheat

  • lol is that the fucking braveheart song

  • His back is insane. Nice work. 

  • IM DIGGING THE BEARD!!!!!

  • lol techno viking ftw

  • that's it?

  • Strong nips

  • too bad hes 5'3"...

  • Awesome build! Lots of respect bro!

  • his lats are dirtyy

  • Hes a FUCKING bodybuilder, thats why he has this body, because he job is to essentially spend his days in the gym, eating etc..

  • so bad ass

  • is this the real techno viking

  • i don't care if he took a kriptonite pill! big up's dude, it looks good!

  • What is his weight here? looks good

  • juice monkey!

  • @keith4291 a healthier 125 pounds shut the fuck up

  • Technoviking!!!!!!

  • I don't know if he takes roids or not but it doesn't matter does it hurt you if he does? NO so fuck off, it only hurts or helps the individual and I havn't done them myself but not because I feel its wrong but because I don't feel I'm in need of them, but its not cheating if you not competing so fuck off shit talkers, and the man is a best and if steroids are the next thing to push your body to its max then by all means do it, safely

  • @keith4291 I'm just an out of shape guy who has been hitting the gym for the past few months to try to get back in shape, all i take is protein and creatine. Maybe one day i will take steroids, who knows that possible future is still far away. But i do believe that most athletes are on the juice, you see them getting caught on the news more and more, and when your paycheck demands results in your sport...respect for your body or not...10 million dollars a year is 10 million dollars a year.

  • I'm a fat fuck sitting behind my computer and I couldn't care less if he puts roids on his cornflakes every morning...he looks amazing and that's all that counts. You don't just stick a needle in your butt and magically get this kind of development without spending 5 or 6 days a week lifting...doesn't happen. Even with roids he'd still need many, many years beforehand building core strength and size. Stop hating on physical excellence.

  • @keith4291 Not only body builders use roids, damn near every athlete (martial artists included) use steroids, why do you think more and more records get broken every year? Its more naive to believe that in the last 3 decades more genetic freaks capable of breaking all these sports records have been born. Food hasn't gotten better, training hasn't gotten better, supplements have always been a scam, but steroids have gotten better.

  • He is clearly on steroids, but what most people don't realize is that steroids are not magic. This guy must put an insane amount of work and effort to achieve the gains that he has.

  • @keith4291 its a sport, relax.

  • Techno viking lives!!

  • so cut o.o

  • he is on roids, doesnt mean he didnt work hard

  • ugly twat

  • shit this is my hero

  • He looks like a cow monster from world of warcraft