Ship Hits Land

[aaronfu2]

I think there was a Dunkin' Donuts accross the street.

[Gobblegooper]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[InY3rFace]

fuck you rock im a boat

[Ashtaroth426]

Don't Text and Navigate!!!

[24262748]

You see this is what can happen when you´re watching the Simpsons :-)

[XLuckNoSkillX]

Captain : derp e derp e derp HEY WHO PUT THAT BRIDGE THERE ?!

[mrisor892]

in three hundred yards, turn left....CRUUUUUUNCH...  ..recalculating...

[basicproblem]

fail

[TheSkirmishes]

cool which game is this?

[442hoeky]

The ship was full ahead the whole video. "Did we just hit something?" "I'm sure it's nothing. Go back to bed."

[89S10BlazerProject]

This was just his formal resignation

[plumpuds84]

should have gone to speck savers

[turtlezed]

are we there yet?...is anybody actually looking outta the front???

[Svumpukkel4eva]

Not as dramatic as i hoped for :(

[TheRoccoruby]

boating......your doing it wrong

[356ALX]

Captain Steve Urkel........."Did I do that?"

[CleanseTheSoul]

Upvote if you were waiting for the ship to plow straight through the wall.

[Raluuf]

Thats a big kitchen.

[juantrippe82]

Oh Captain Hazelton will you ever learn!

[Nebrox]

That ship has really good brakes.

[pimpedvw]

texting...

[zepDzen]

Just waiting for the T-Rex to pop out!

[mharrop396]

no need to set the anchor...

[gamestunts]

*Clears throat* Aherm, been waiting for this one.

'Ah 240p we meet again.'

*Ducks*

[VoiceofJustic3]

What? you are not paying me this month?

[autumnwind47]

We're here!



[curty85]

Watching the Superbowl

[kpdsza]

Just park anywhere...

[ordinaryJeff]

Probably on the phone....

'lol no im not busy just piloting ship lol'

[57world57]

theres tomtom gps for ya

[driftability]

Wrong, carfax fuck you its boatfax.

[benstonator101]

82 people where on that boat

[TheRedNeckInMN]

"Like a glove!!"

[Bduke1000]

Did he try to jump the boat over the land? What is this? Dukes of Hazzard?

[rstokey1]

should have pulled the e brake and drifted the motherf@#$er

[728harsh]

fuckin bp

[scmproductions144]

now everyonr get the f off

[stonerscolony]

The captain: I'm just popping to the shops, I'll be back in 2 minutes.....

[Millianvuk]

BP oil company again.. now you need another sorry commercial

[Illinoisboy94]

i just cant figure out what he was trying to do....

[citroeno]

What ever happened was a pole driving

[DrHokeyPokey]

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

[857frank]

Shows how important it is to update the GPS with the latest maps.

[DeckApe85]

@857frank over-reliance on electronics is worse. Some stupid fucks actually take positions off the GPS when it is in DR mode, not realizing they're nowhere near the position being indicated. It's called "look out your windows like a prudent mariner." That works ten times better than relying on electronics for everything.

[HESXENON]

Either the military was testing a cheaper version of a beach assault craft or the captain couldn't see 10 meters due to the heavy fog...

[titi86368]

crazy man!

[srb8522]

Like a glove

[Finkie147]

Women captains eh?

[MisterNifty]

@Finkie147 "Oh really?  There is a sale going on at K-Mart? I really need to buy a new navy blue captain skirt as I spilt split pea soup all over the one I have. I'm thinking about dropping my lesbian lover, not that a straight woman couldn't do this job. What do you think of the "Block Wall Street" movement?" "Crunch!" "What was that? Oh, wait a minute, honey. I'll be rigfht back. I think I just ran into another bridge . . . " "Vroom! Vroom!"

[kdc43]

@Finkie147 No, just a drunk man captain.

[Finkie147]

@kdc43 Derp!



[pyrofella]

nose to the kerb parking...and he got the first spot.....lucky bastard!

[dontsqueezethecheese]

Actually quite disappointing that, i was expecting something from Jurassic Park, The Lost World.

[88bigbyrd]

When you gotta go.. You gotta go

[tannernolan]

Alright, who put that dirt bank there!

[Ashmansworth]

A bit of Two-pack will sort that out

[fegoras]

Here we go !! Docked !! Let's go grab beers guys !!

[deadtopcat]

excuss me sir! you cant park here..........

can just imagine the pilot (captain) sittting on the toilet reading the paper when................

[BernhardHofmann]

Should've gone to specsavers. lol

[OU812ICRUNVS]

If Alfalfa Gore hadn't invented ships, this wouldn't have happened!

[deputy1040]

I blame all mexicans in new york for this !!!

[rookiemcm77]

"Well if you don't pull over, I'm just gonna pee right here..."

[Thorpe741]

Arrrgg.....too much of ye rum.

[TheHazPlopsta]

Where did you learn to sail... the toilet store?

[Apvatar3000]

Godzilla after them...!

[nikmak]

Hi, we're back!!! :)

[xxyox]

Maybe he just wanted to make his OWN slip? Just sayin'....

[mostwanted6111]

I thought this was GTA IV as I was watching videos about it :S

[dudefku24]

That wasn't so bad

[healonator]

"but the GPS had us 2 miles out at sea, wtf"

[360GamerJP]

but will it blend...

[Dab11082]

Just dock her right here.

[ChibiNinjax002]

Captain: Ahoy Matey we have hitten land, now look for yee treasure you bloody scoundrel.

[DJsonnyANTWERPEN]

cheap crew,expencive ship=result...

[remotecontrolhorror]

just dock that anywhere......

[Dante1969]

Aftermarket brake pads.

[Mr95hardbody]

that'll buff right out no problem

[thornbadd]

thats gonna scratch the paint

[husto88]

You cant park there bro!

[cashman156]

Driven by Somali Pirates and filmed with a turnip.

[123davidish]

So this is the alternative to fk her, the ship ohh

[somewhatlongdong]

Asians are immediatly blinded by windshields.

[Ikeepitreelz]

he must operate an all terrain amphibious vehicle in his night shift job..

[creepysg]

The ship captain and its crews is sleeping while the ship is on auto pilot.

[BRAVOADD]

Just keep going until it sounds expensive, then stop.

[morace250]

Nap time over..

[Kntryhart]

Where was that shortcut?

[JustPlaneNuts]

How the fuck does that happen?

[jennroxursox08]

damnit jurassic park i thought it was a stunt now comes trex

[muiroford1]

Full ahead both McPhee.

Aye aye Captain

[guitartec]

Gee, i hope i get to pay for this

[dd4119]

Show me the carfax?

[gruby676]

@dd4119 Clear title as always ;)

[JVPRCNG]

@dd4119 REALLY???? I dont know if you realize this but... IT'S A SHIP...

[Davidcervantes5633]

@dd4119

*shows a fox*

problem?

[bshaun21]

Someone go sleepy time after to many Vodka toasts ??

[eddie123698745]

T-REX BASED COUNTRY SABOTAGE

[levitabusman]

well that was fucing shit i thought it was going to crash and start skingking like the titanic

[MZARIMI]

steering by women..

[dav61474]

1st mate farted and we all passed out...

[MegaMike2021]

The earth made a left turn right across my path. There was nothing that I could do to avoid it.

[rolficus]

'LAAAAND AHOOY' "whar"- bang crash- "oh thar" arrrrrrrgh

[spider0804]

totally didnt see the land until he hit it...was like submerged

[machetero1]

5 minutes before this occured, on the ships bridge

"hey you guys wanna go grab some takeout?"

[Bajass00]

"Im giving her all she's got Captain"

[MrDubsworld]

Liberal Response: That damn ocean front property owned by the rich ruined my boat!

Conservative Response: If those yacht owners would just have accepted Jesus, God would have turned their boat around

[BigChiefMike]

the fucking land cut ME off! It's not fault!

[TheRealBloodRedPhoen]

CHARGE!!!

[WickedWings07]

Just couldn't wait to hit the beach.

[veryslyfox]

Probably driven by an asian chick

[Daaddaa]

"Land Ho...LY CRAP"

[Batters56]

Never ever let a moth pilot the ship.

[fmpanic000]

Your Cargo Of Fail Has Arrived.

[teenagebenz]

now is the time to say oh shit

[internetexplorer92]

LANDMASTER!

[welknie]

where is this Ceuta

[costello62]

I was waiting on t-Rex to bust out of there.

[redwoodadf]

texting while boating.

[fekalis]

D-Day , Normandy landings

[CAPlaneSpotting]

That's it?

[TehZombieArmy]

reminds me of jurassic park lols. idiots shouldnt smuggle dinosaurs.

[SaxMtC]

i bet they were playing cards or something and was like "Wait if we are all here who's driving the BANG!!!!!!!!"

[gonzal05]

And not a single fuck was given that day.....

[cesariobruus]

hey, where the hell was the crew???

[rowen211]

Captain: Hey dude, which way to the dock? "friend": where ever you are, keep going straight. CRASH!!!!! captain: I hate you man.

[jonnyzz139]

Seemed to have power on till the end of the clip - maybe everyone got knocked off their feet and/or hurt.

Nobody got to the controls.

[asubjectiveopinion]

Sat nav's a bitch

[brewerbrian420]

Someone got fired.

[goonodeath]

Reverse reverse reverse.

I'm trying god dammit this isn't a car.

[AMikeOnLine]

Captain obviously had a "titanic" moment.

[psv12321]

stupid captain

[ElmoBob1]

thats gonna put a nice little dent in the side of the boat

[drewkuch]

woman driver

[lazeeeeeViet08]

thumbs up if u think that boat gnna destroy that bridge

[ata1238]

Haha.

[TrippySkippy1]

Ghost ship, now you all gona die

[RoudyRaccoon]

It's like the United States jumped out of nowhere!

[tectah]

See, texting and driving IS dangerous!

[kelzclive]

I think I see land captain!

[mace085]

it was the t rex's fault again

[benbisley]

Navigator should see an optician.

[MrStuckinabox]

Who put that there?

[wargg11]

The crew were obviously eaten by the t-rex that was stowed on board.

[DeadliestSoldier]

LAND hoo shit!

[johndetwitt]

al-queda budget cuts

[harharthatsdays]

Boat DUI?

[franklin29412]

must be a woman driver...

[VVI06]

This is just a blooper from the Speed 2 movie

[plt801echo]

there was just no other place to go

[mxmadness321]

Why The Hell Would You Plough Stright For Land? :L

[ayamkyut]

no man yon

[marconicoi]

Acho que o capitão tava tirando uma soneca!!

[ThyBiding]

Captain... I think we went the wrong way

[SensibleSkeptic]

Somebody just got fired...

[ArcticRenegade]

DGAAAAAAAAAAAAAF *crunch* Fuuuuuuck duuuuuuude

[GOOBANANAS]

Get AAA on the radio.

[GeminiNES]

so much for trying to copy the ship ramming from jurassic park 2 :/

[Rolo6331]

@GeminiNES when i saw this video i was yust thinking of that!!!

[gotmynina1]

intentional, probably to keep it above the water

[0Gibson0]

...Jurassic park anyone?....

[wcvbw]

world's first 4x4 boat...

[Esperite]

I remember the first time I had a beer......

[chop98]

Screw the harbor. Let's just unload right..... heerrreee! :)

[handiest1]

Lets beach it and set up the grill here!

[253macgruber]

boats and hoes

[oipbhakeld]

allah achmad dirka dirka jihad!

[davetlougs]

someones in some deep shit

[hassevonanka]

muslims?

[Hogaboga101]

wwhat? no explosions?



[JuhosAlbert]

The penguins from Madagascar have arrived.... XD

[MrRammsteinKicksAss]

Don'r drink and drive!

[shakenama]

That amazes me. A full minute and 10 seconds after the collision and the engines are still going full foward !

[Lumixster]

@shakenama Thats how u know the Saki u drink is good lol

[shakenama]

@Lumixster LMAO!!.. You know it must have been a great party! :D

[clama79]

haha did they learn the kaptains patent in a micky kouse movie ??

[dave2806]

bet that took a lot of explaining .

[Hydrefyricon]

What the...

[NielsShoe]

Thats going to make goverments ban video games with boats in them.

[fitzpatrickgf]

women drivers!

[deliman72dat]

Something must of gone seriously wrong. dead guy at helm, engine control malfunction?

Wow, no way he could of fell asleep, there would be at least to people at the helm and if so, did that slight bump not wake them? it was still powering forward after it hit!

[sandiperhat]

@deliman72dat that is probably helm stuck i work on ship and most probably it was only one guy up there