dad today is your day sit back and let mum and me do everything ''just like every other day of the year'' lmao he is so funny ;p thumbs up if you agree :D
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@enzojr88 he's just trying to spread the word about him, i mean, Achmed debuted in 2008, and lets face it Peanut has been with Jeff since 1989, Jose since like 94, Walter since 2000, Achmed since 2008, Bubba J since 2006.... (deeeeeeeep breath) Sweet Daddy D since 2006, Melvin since 2008, and well....you get the point, Achmed, and Melvin are two of the new ones, The puppet that Jeff showed off in Dinner for Schmucks is just recently been at live perfromences
I am a very very big fan of Achmed.. so I had to make a music for him. I worked very hard on it and the result is quite good. If you like Achmed too then you should listen it. You can listen this track on my profile or find SirCooler - Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Its a proffesional track so I really hope you like it :)
hi man im portugees and i live un luxembour hey i was undring why dont you make one show in luxembourg man ? :P people here allways go to the shows is you come tu the city "luxembourg" i will have half the cuntry in your show man :P responde plz thx
I'm putting that on my dad's next father's day card xD
Jourple506 3 months ago
so true
animeyaoilover92 5 months ago
yes.
7466309change 6 months ago
dad today is your day sit back and let mum and me do everything ''just like every other day of the year'' lmao he is so funny ;p thumbs up if you agree :D
mikethepro1 6 months ago 2
thats true but take my mom away
FLUFFYGREGORY 6 months ago
My father watched this 28 times
sebasrobot55 6 months ago
hold down 3 to see jeff nod xD
wowuppload 7 months ago
press 2 for one second then press 3 its hilarius
Xslasher99 8 months ago
Ain't that the truth!!! LMFAO!!!
LAFiregirl 8 months ago
28 dads watched this vid
vladthetransilvanian 1 year ago 3
fathers day 6
Jeff:Dad thank you for being so nice to me all my life
Achmed:even tho I'm the one who ruined your life
cardinals131181 1 year ago 5
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hotgirlLUVSSMOSH 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
JohnnyJ2x44 1 year ago
i am sending that to my dad!!!!
punkdudes2000 1 year ago
SO TRUE!!! x/
TehScag 1 year ago
I like this video but I still think rock band roid rage is funnier.
elvisflorian 1 year ago
That sounds wrong. "Let mom and me do evrything" Eww. Are they gonna fork or somthing?
xXKewl25Xx 1 year ago
@xXKewl25Xx sick minds...
fiddleswith 1 year ago
Now that's freakin funny!
mjglopez 1 year ago
LOLL
SWID505 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
anas474 1 year ago
true!!
GoSysBjerre 1 year ago
No achmed isn't jeffs fav puppet but he sure as he'll is mine
justaskthepro 1 year ago 3
@justaskthepro achmed is jeff's fav pupet becuz he is in most of the shows
enzojr88 1 year ago
@enzojr88 he's just trying to spread the word about him, i mean, Achmed debuted in 2008, and lets face it Peanut has been with Jeff since 1989, Jose since like 94, Walter since 2000, Achmed since 2008, Bubba J since 2006.... (deeeeeeeep breath) Sweet Daddy D since 2006, Melvin since 2008, and well....you get the point, Achmed, and Melvin are two of the new ones, The puppet that Jeff showed off in Dinner for Schmucks is just recently been at live perfromences
zZTrickShotZz 7 months ago
hey is Achmed jeff's fave puppet?
L4d2Godz 1 year ago
@L4d2Godz jeff fave would prolly be walter cus that was one of his first puupets and in most of the shows and movies he is in he uses walter
pedigreetripleH 1 year ago
not funny
155chipmunkz 1 year ago
I am a very very big fan of Achmed.. so I had to make a music for him. I worked very hard on it and the result is quite good. If you like Achmed too then you should listen it. You can listen this track on my profile or find SirCooler - Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Its a proffesional track so I really hope you like it :)
SirCooler 1 year ago
ACHMED IS SO MINT! I WISH I CUD MEET HIM! (i went 2 c jeff dunham on Wednesday at sheffield :D it was called identity crisis)
booluvscharlie 1 year ago
so true
mrsWhiteWolf7 1 year ago
TRUE! :D
Nisha85cp 1 year ago
ahahhahahhaa
DinoWinoSaur 1 year ago
i'm gonna use that next fathers day. LOL
sasuke12468 1 year ago
So true,so true.
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
true XD so true
sonicfan1209 2 years ago
LOL
coolnerd92 2 years ago
my dads the one who does all the work really lol wich is grt
pixied92 2 years ago 4
I love dead terrorists!
Hallaran 2 years ago 9
that is true
spacepolic29 2 years ago
So true!
aquanette123 2 years ago 4
LOL, Achmed you are right. XD
TheCorpsegirl666 2 years ago 6
lol so true xD
KobochiSan 2 years ago 2
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B10h4zz4rd0005 2 years ago
thats describes my father n law!
dkingdyer 2 years ago
lmao...hahaha. this is so funny, but yet so true..
xxmetalingusxx 2 years ago
LMFAO..... :]--->
merxhobenz 2 years ago
Achmed speaks the truth.
twibbledanizz 2 years ago 12
LOL!!!
moto821 2 years ago
so true
bellacullen2373 2 years ago 3
this is SOOOOOO true !!!!!5/5
grimmreaperful13 2 years ago 5
So true.
QueenOfR0ck 2 years ago 2
how true
austix1997 2 years ago
Hahaha, this one is the best and most true!
YouKnowYouLoveGG 2 years ago 3
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i knew he was gonna say that
sasukeandnarutofan29 2 years ago
just like every other day of the year
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!
SO TRUE ACHMED
XxxPuppygirlxX 2 years ago 5
Just GREAT
tabiigd 2 years ago 2
this one is just like my dad. lol. me and mom do everything around the house.
99Twilightluver 2 years ago 16
same here
cpcoasternut 2 years ago 2
same here at my house
cpcoasternut 2 years ago 3
funny
sly0266 2 years ago
not really true for me my dad works two jobs but still funny
WWEfuturewrestlerJ 2 years ago
1,000,000,000,000,000,000% true at my house..
cpcoasternut 2 years ago 11
its so true it hurts
featherheart101 2 years ago 15
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lol I know right?
vertexgirl 2 years ago
Ain't that the truth....lol;/
angelacious14 2 years ago 18
that's so true!
MBwantsBlackAston 2 years ago 211
@MBwantsBlackAston yup yup it's all true
1starwarschick1 1 year ago
Would u like to see my STIKCH?
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benq3000 2 years ago
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hi man im portugees and i live un luxembour hey i was undring why dont you make one show in luxembourg man ? :P people here allways go to the shows is you come tu the city "luxembourg" i will have half the cuntry in your show man :P responde plz thx
JOSIAO123 2 years ago
haha I sent my dad this one for Father's Day. :D
iRandom13 2 years ago 14
the truth hurts because you're holding your sides and laughing too hard!
MrsWitwer 2 years ago 182
hahaha soo true
MusicGal1011 2 years ago 13
lol but this is the day where he can get away with it, and doesn't get yelled at when he gets drunk :D
omygodsword 2 years ago 9
LOLZ
jayj104 2 years ago
lol I love it!
GuildCarver 2 years ago
LOL! truth
Jifcrunch79 2 years ago 3
too funny...that's exactly what i told my dad!!! LOL
Hollybihm86 2 years ago 3
LMAO i think this is the best one
Trufax xD
JDMRamoN1 2 years ago
LOL!
Totally Tru In My Case!
Jeff Rulez! XD
xitriko 2 years ago
That is so true!
EllaElla001 2 years ago
LOL this is true in my case XP
Sergeydgr8 2 years ago
rofl Jeff is brilliant
mintulle 2 years ago
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bakuganbrawler1222 2 years ago
No...
NomNomRawrCakes 2 years ago
what do mean no
bakuganbrawler1222 2 years ago
lol
timtaz1 2 years ago
0 to 06 thats what she said lol
MarshallMan103 2 years ago 3
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KCAneke21 2 years ago
silence I kill you ,is very funny
acafergil 2 years ago 2
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acafergil 2 years ago
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silly americans and your casual biggotry
HuggyBeatz 2 years ago
yeah silly them, it's a good thing that you and your people are oh so perfect, godly even!
elsiopao 2 years ago
ITS SO TRUE except me my mom and my grandma do all of the work
Gothrockgirl666 2 years ago
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this guys a fuking dick,
HuggyBeatz 2 years ago
u suck
jeff rox
SicklyFunHD 2 years ago 3
screw you
ThatKidInTheHoodie 2 years ago
lmao..qood stuff
xxLadiiSwaqq 2 years ago 3
You're so funny!Happy Father's Day Jeff!:)
Britfiftyfive 2 years ago 2
This one is the best out of the 5 Good jokes Jeff Dunham!
TheBlackbird777 2 years ago 2
It also states that hes now a homosexual...
FTWproduction1 2 years ago
the best one from the 5s!
olivierfromricochet 2 years ago
ahahahahaha!! this one is the funnies of all
adtv2 2 years ago
This one is the best. Ahahah
EXnitroxxxxx 2 years ago
Awsome,Happy Fatherday to you Jeff :)
pimpdoctor2008 2 years ago 3
funny, some stuff is true about dad. thanks jeff ha ha
grillguy2008 2 years ago
Happy father's day JEFF
sweeta90 2 years ago 3
that is very true hahaha
SuckMyCOG 2 years ago
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PlayTravianNow 2 years ago
that's funny as fuck, Achmed you rule.
ramidogg 2 years ago
WTFBOOMHEADSHOTWTF
Stickheadz32 2 years ago
haha
waiting395 2 years ago
[offtopic mode]
I have never written anything like that before but I just must admit Jeff looks more and more better when he's aging. ;]
it's reeeeaaaally nice to see a neat man who's nearly 50 - not a guy with a belly that jumped out the trousers. ;]
[/end of offtopic mode]
szeloba 2 years ago
he is single too :)
lilleaske 2 years ago
no he isn't single,he's married
metalocalypse06 2 years ago
Actually he is divorcing
hjwrestling 2 years ago
search up his "wife" on myspace (paige brown dunham) and you will see that I am right.. he is single now..
lilleaske 2 years ago
his profile on myspace states he's single
Syrth 2 years ago
Syrth,Holy shit! i just looked at his myspace and your right,when the hell did that happen?DAMN!
metalocalypse06 2 years ago
i don't think he changed it cause his family was with him for the Christmas concert he did for Comedy Central.
htcsnavybrat 2 years ago
ahhaha
Mariah1406 2 years ago
XD lol soooo true!
TheRealMacy 2 years ago
Toally like my dad
FeyadoraWarlock 2 years ago 2
that is so true lmfao
grunty35 2 years ago
pwned
Mandilore 2 years ago 2
hey fuck u guys
brownwolf99 2 years ago
totally true
marealowe 2 years ago
that is true, lol
XxNSYNCfan4evaxX 2 years ago
That was the best of all thanks for doing those the same night i saw you.
soccerstoney 2 years ago 2
lol thats true
ipv357 2 years ago
Nice one xD
animemaniac31 2 years ago
SO. TRUE.
KiteKatsumi 2 years ago 2
This is the best out of all of them....so true
orangesmurf14 2 years ago
Sounds like my dad. R.I.P, to my dad!
paurora98 2 years ago
r.ip. sorry man.
clr122 2 years ago
Hhaha. Just like every other day of the year.
sarsoora1994 2 years ago
my dad does that to
floiyd55 2 years ago
Hahaha.. this one is the best!
MsStephaniie 2 years ago
best
benikaya 2 years ago
this one is the best one
tati59144 2 years ago
i agree
christmas4477 2 years ago
hahahaahahahahaha lmao!!!
tati59144 2 years ago
this kids a noob fag
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CzechMate44 2 years ago
What's your problem, douchbag?
VerdammtX 2 years ago
my favorite:)
SamiRae3681 2 years ago
:O luckyy!
chelley64 2 years ago
i was there lol
irule405 2 years ago
:O lucky!
chelley64 2 years ago
i dont even know why im watching these, i have no father
fear741 2 years ago
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because it's funny
Usdeaserteagle 2 years ago
lol i dont either but they are funny as hell
XxXxElPresidentexXxX 2 years ago
to get a kick and send it to somebody? idk.
InsAInCroManiaCk 2 years ago
damn this one is good
zhhrah 2 years ago
i watched jeff from his first show ever even before achmed and walter, back when it was just peanut and jose. he is still awesome
eatsleepmetallica 2 years ago
haha AWESOME! P.S. I KILL YOU!!
kensethstackr17 2 years ago 2
TRUE!
superdani152003 2 years ago
Just like my dad
LadyArwenFC 2 years ago
so true lol.
lockandkeygirl 2 years ago
LOL.
lalalocomoco 2 years ago
lol
ladysidi 2 years ago
Haha brilliant!
Brighteyeslonglashes 2 years ago
agree lol
lam851 2 years ago
Hahaaaaaa, nice!
matejmezo 2 years ago
well in my case reverse that situation lol
irfan2k9 2 years ago
SO TRUE!!!!!!
MisssNickjonas4EvEr 2 years ago 2
story of my lyf...lol
BongoGigglebee 2 years ago 3
sounds like my dad! :P
Kandigalxx 2 years ago
ahahah so true
T4l0nITA 2 years ago 2
so true ;D
gabituke 2 years ago
lololololollololl
deadly1010P 2 years ago
:))
sonalg1988 2 years ago
lol so true
archenemy2242 2 years ago
lol
KingOfRock22 2 years ago
oh god sooo funny!
jellygirl122 2 years ago
lol
donperm 2 years ago
LOL!
LuckeMasse 2 years ago
first, and lololol
rego1100 2 years ago