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  • for the 1st week i was watching his videos i thought his name was eddie lizzard

  • He is a god

  • "What's it like out there in space?"

    "It's the bee's knees!"

  • HE IS PERFECT.

    

  • funniest part is when he says lady galdriel is gods wife. holy fuck thats funny

  • Can prove if there is a god or not. Holy Books are written by man. But I don't know about god. I hope he is real.

  • @shadows987987

    I did the 'he' again.

  • That same hole in the bible theory struck me odd too!!!

  • 4:27-4:35 best part

  • yahweh's wife was asherah or something?

  • @kelbykross1 yer but galadriel could beat the fuck out of ashera for she is beautiful and terrible as the dawn or some shit

  • dont move he cant see u if u keep very still

    thumbs up if u think its a guy thumbs down if u think its a girl

  • @taddiusss..in Dress to Kill he explains the transvestite vs transexual (Drag Queen) topic, ergo, Ed's a "He" & "fancies woman".

  • I died of laughter at the opium joke... On the 309th day I woke up again, lol...

  • The bible is a load of bullshit

  • @britincal ANd so Are You

  • Lol He Err I Mean She.... Is A Funny Guy Errr I Mean Girl... Err Person

  • Eddie Izzard>Russell Peters or

    Eddie Izzard<Russell Peters ??????

  • I love this guy and have done for about 15 years. Great just great

  • its not thee bi-bel (bible) its the bib-le (bible)

  • @TheTK423 Actually, it has been called many things =P the Greeks called it "ta biblia"

    tah-beb-lee-a, meaning "the books"

    and the Latin called it "Biblia sacra(Beb-lee-ah.sac-rah)" meaning "holy book"

    and I prefer to call it "Bull-shit(bool·shet)" ;D

  • @smartandstupid37 When i read your version i laughed man. Now is is Bull-Shit or Bowl-Shite

  • i'm confused, personally... BUT... there are a few mentions in the bible of what could be interpreted as dinosaurs.

    Leviathan, Behemoth, etc. explained as giants with closely knit, inpenetrable armor and tails like cedar trees, and teeth... some of the words translate as dragon (which some people think that's where this comes from because the bible said one of them, leviathan, could spit fire). And before you say fire breathing is impossible, there is a bug that causes explosions from its ass

  • @lilrara11804 Right, well, we know what a dragon is, and a dragon isn't a dinosaur. And not all dinosaurs are giant behemoths. Some dinosaurs are actually quite small. Does the Bible give more specific descriptions of these beasts or are they just vague and ominous?

  • @lilrara11804 Leviathan could also have meant a whale...

  • which stand up is it?

  • @neverhood09 circle i believe:)

  • Heh heh.

    "Bib-lee".

    XD

  • for some reason this made me think of a welsh jesus ... HAH ☺.

  • there is no such thing as a "bible theory"

  • @antoireland09 yes there is...

    the bible explains the christian religion which is a theory.

    christian theory/bible theory/potato/potata

  • @NanouoMusic well whats the theory then ? magic and fairies exist ?

  • @antoireland09 that god created the world and everything in it...

    duh?

  • @antoireland09 theories usually need some sort of proof testing research anything ?? that would make it believable in the real world ? but dont mention magic, ok ?

  • I want a holy biblee now!

  • @lydmantheincredible Me too! ;D

  • 17 people are idiots -_-

  • Lol the holy biblee.

  • Hey you got your science in my comedy!!

  • True story lol

  • girl or guy?

  • @deadlylarva Transvestite: Lesbian trapped in a man's body.

  • @AnimagusInTraining Or: Transvestite: Man trapped in woman's clothes?

  • Apparently some of ya'll haven't actually read the bible. The bible does not contradict evolution, unless you believe a day to the lord is equal to a day to us.

  • @spckoachk

    Well...most Americans do...

  • @spckoachk Make as many excuses as you need to.

  • he was the huge fucking monster of the family

  • what's the point of discussing a topic VERY seriously, when you're watching a video that makes fun of it?

  • @v8wr whats the point of you making a serious comment when you/re watching a video that makesfun of a fairytale that offends you?

  • @themrgreentea hahahaha Nice one, mate! haahahhah

  • @themrgreentea What evidence exactly

    

  • @themrgreentea Evidence disproving the theory of evolution? what?

  • @themrgreentea OH MAN WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE NEWS

  • this guy looks like a fucking lizzard...

  • You gotta love the never ending debate on youtube.

  • "But before that there were dinosaurs who were a bit crap so fuck 'em."

  • "I am simply saying that it is Impossible to disprove"

    from a scientific point of view this make it ultimately worthless, as science is advanced by testing theories for those ocasions where they are wrong. An unfalifiable statement, weather it is "true" (whatever that means) or not is unscientific in itself.

  • @Rincy42 A point well made.

  • like a hundred billion hot dogs sir.

  • @gmbrdiloss it is a joke...it's not like he's a professor giving a lector and teaching ppl about this...it's simply a joke =_=" dont get ur panties in a bunch...

  • Negative responses prove without a doubt that US Christians are boring and stupid and lack any sense of humour whatever. Actually those things are connected: humour is connected to intelligence: dumb animals don't laugh.

  • His point about the biblical theory of creation is not valid.

  • @gmbrdiloss its more valid than the biblical theory :)

  • @gmbrdiloss not sure if it was supposed to be a history lesson mate

  • @gmbrdiloss There is NO SUCH thing as the Biblical "Theory" of Creation. It is a STORY!

  • @tbdonnelly67 You surely have not had a proper higher education as you do not have any idea what the term "Theory" means.

  • @gmbrdiloss On the contrary, I have both an MS and BS in Biology and Biochemistry. YOU are the one who has no idea about what a theory is if you think that creationism is science.

  • @tbdonnelly67 Stop Misquoting and misinterpreting me intentionally, you, American Inbecile! I wrote that Creationism is a Theory, not a science.You sure like misquoting people. There can be theory on virtually anything! Theory is "a set of statements devised to explain phenomena". There can be billions of theories on a single phenomena, and YES, Biblical creationism IS indeed a Theory, yet, unfalsifiable, just like any other theory on the phenomenon. Go burn your diplomas, they are worthless!!!

  • @gmbrdiloss just because it's impossible to disprove 100%, doesn't mean it's a theory worth promoting...can't really disprove the Greek or Norse gods, or pixies in your garden, or Santa but you can make an educated guess on probability. Which is very very small.

  • @fluffsies1 Another Troll or a musqioter... I am NOT saying that the theory is in any way valid OR worth promoting! I am simply saying that it is Impossible to disprove, which, nevertheless, adds nothing to its validity. However, it is evidently and quite obviously still a theory.

  • @gmbrdiloss Impossible to disprove? Are you joking? What do you think Darwin already did? All the evidence points to evolution.

    Evolution isn't a theory. It's a fact.

  • @guitarwizard969 As all other discoveries we make, evolution is a theory until proved wrong. in which case it becomes an unvalid theory. reason? There is no way to PROVE that evolution has actually existed except by the means humans have created. and if these means are faulty? If our conclusions are wrong? If you look for evidence to support a cause, you will find it in coincidence. (Note that I am not trying to prove the evolutional theory wrong, merely that it is a theory, as all others.)

  • @Devilofthedarkflame yea, but any folklore cannot be a theory. well the church now agrees with the evolution theory and recently they even declared the big bang was created by god.

  • @onecubed1 Some churches perhaps, in any case I have to disagree. All ideas of how universe/earth/humans were created are theories. Very unlikely ones, yes, but still. Theory of evolution or the Norse idea of the Cow and Ymer, they're both theories.

  • @Devilofthedarkflame yea, both comes under the wide umbrella of a theory. but evolution is a 'scientific' theory. just like the relativity theory which postulated 'time' is a relative quantity like mass and velocity in 1932 and now our satellites reset time to match with the time of earth. mass energy relation was also just another theory. theory of gravity was another one. a scientific theory is something work on and find the validity of it. not something to blind us from truth.

  • @onecubed1 And what exactly defines a "scientific" theory? Is it that you think it's true? Or what the larger part of current human population believes? Because let's face it: All previous theories made by man has been proved false sooner or later, including ideas which, at the time, was considered highly valid. Such as the theory that earth is flat and was the center of the universe. And so, what evidence do you have to prove that the cow was not involved in the making of the universe?

  • @Devilofthedarkflame cool down buddy. here it is : "A scientific theory comprises a collection of concepts, including abstractions of observable phenomena expressed as quantifiable properties, together with rules (called scientific laws) that express relationships between observations of such concepts. A scientific theory is constructed to conform to available empirical data about such observations, and is put forth as a principle or body of principles for explaining a class of phenomena."

  • @Devilofthedarkflame I'll tell you a story. Once Bertrand Russell gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and the sun inturn orbits around the center of galaxy. At the end , a lady got up and said "What you have told is rubbish. the world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise" He smiled and asked "What is the tortoise standing on?". She said "It's turtles all the way down". I have a Masters in this subject.Shoot questions

  • @onecubed1 Oh, and correction, of course; nearly all previous theories have been proved false. A majority even, and more to come.

  • @Devilofthedarkflame where is nearly all previous theories have been proved false? where did u get the data?

  • @Devilofthedarkflame oh one second, did u say ALL previous theories made by man has been proved false sooner or later? oh son, look at you.

  • @onecubed1 Dear god, the world seems to overflow with Masters-degrees since they even find the time to argue their case on YouTube. Thank you for taking the time to look up "Scientific theory" so that we can finally put an end to the initial question; A "theory" need not have any kind of logical base, and Evolution is not fact, instead it is a "scientific theory". Splendid. I don't really know why you threw in the turtle-story, but I'm sure someone with a masters in turtles do.

  • @Devilofthedarkflame lol. yea it seems so. may be they got people to work for them.

    a scientific theory is not people belive like you asked. And they are not answers. they are a question

    to answer. it invites people to work on it so that it can be proved true or false.

    an "Evolution is not fact" is a blind answer. It leads you nowhere.

    I believe the universe is governed by the laws of science.

    The laws may have been decreed by God,

    but God does not intervene to break the laws.

  • @Devilofthedarkflame We've known the earth was round since before writing was invented. The flat earth thing is a myth. The Greeks proved the shape and size of the Earth using good old Pythagoras, which will never be proved false due to it being based on axioms which have never, ever changed. The reason it took so long to figure out the heliocentric theory is that we had an evil philosophy trapping us in a dark age for a thousand years. Fuck religion.

  • @gmbrdiloss

    Evolution is also a theory friend

  • @saberfang26 It is not a matter of bravery. He did it because he loved doing it.

  • Thums up if Eddie Izzard is the second coming of comedy!!!!!!

  • @MrApophis3 Much like Liberaci became a histroy teacher?

  • Is he an actor? i recognize him from the movie Velvet Goldmine

  • @Sm0k4bl3 Yes.

  • I must say, Jesus was very well adjusted for an only child raised by a single parent.

  • @ZachValkyrie actually, the bible mentions siblings...from the greek 'adelphos', in matthew, mark, and galations.

  • Dinosaurs are in the Bible, book of Job, look for Behemoth, Leviathan and Ziz.

  • @liamthomas1664 of course they are. Except the small detail that their descriptions dont correspond at all with what we know about dinosaurs. Tiamat or Kraken are dinosaurs too?

  • @eleminatus I admit the descriptions are fuzzy, especially Leviathan, but hey, poetic licensing. Bringing the Kraken into it is just taking the mick though as there are a couple of versions of the kraken, oldestas far as I'm aware being the Greek which differs to the 18th century giant squid thing.

  • @saberfang26 I wish I could überlike your comment!

  • Eddie Izzard is just plain hilarious

  • raaawrrr

  • @saberfang26 A gay man.

  • that was FUCKING AWESOME!

  • If this guy is 'grossly british' then I'll just say I'm very, very glad to be the same nationality as this Eddie.

    He is the dog's bollocks. And awesome in both senses.

  • kelvin isnt measured in degrees, but hes so funny facts dont matter :D

  • @locanc Kelvin isn't measured in degrees? Wtf? There are several different types of degree, a kelvin is one of them the one people are usually referring to is a degree celsius. The only difference is that the kelvin scale uses absolute zero as zero and the celsius uses the melting point of ice. They are equal in magnitude. Do you understand? THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING ON DIFFERENT SCALES

    Get an education or go read a wikipedia article before you go around correcting people.

  • @Queenoftheicenoggs ooh now iv been told, however one last thing before i go, kelvin IS a unit of measurement, as in the temperature is 15 kelvin, as such it cant be measured in degrees because thats like saying this 15 mils of water is 12 inches long,

    but seeing as you actually sited wikipedia as somewhere to check facts from its probably not your fault

  • @locanc Alright, now you are illiterate as well as ill educated, I did not imply kelvin was not a unit of measurement, I explicitly stated it was a degree I assumed you knew a degree was a unit of of temperature. Forgive me for overestimating your intelligence.

    So yeah, you were wrong and your initial statement made no sense but instead of acknowledging me you tried to correct my correction and in turn got schooled.

  • @Queenoftheicenoggs I've not really been party to the rest of your discussion, but Kelvin is not measured in degrees. Let's say 273 Kelvin, not 273 degrees Kelvin. Or you can have 0 degrees Celcius, or 32 degrees Fahrenheit. No idea why you don't use degrees with kelvin, but there we are.

  • After watching this video, most people will agree that Eddie Izzard is awesome

  • what is this?

  • @rushpython100 what video is this from? is what i ment

  • ... CAKE OR DEATH!

  • Lol, "A hundred billion stars; we wouldn't count. We COULD count up to a hundred billion stars, but we would not." I don't know how many times I've watched this and this is the first time I picked up that joke.

  • @SethBlizzard Do explain :S

  • @findusfunk I always understood it as we wouldn't matter in the great scheme of things rather than we wouldn't count (as in count numbers) up to a hundred billion. It was probably deliberate on Eddie's part.

  • @saberfang26 I am a christian and I really fancy him like mad, he's gorgeous.

  • dinosaurs are in the Bible

  • captain god...with a big beard

  • Dinosaurs were discovered a LONG time before the 18th century.

  • i always wondered what happened to Judy Garland's only son

  • does anyone understand clearly what he says when he's talking about the meek? he says "cuz the meek _____(unintelligible part for me). but you'd think, the meek, they were supposed to inherit the earth..." that's the bit in which i don't know what he's saying. could someone clarify, please? thank you.

  • @lavane26 :"cuz the meek, who'd had a hell of a time as Python talked about and er... but you'd think"

  • @saberfang26 I was replying to your post: "Eddie has fuckin' balls for dressin' like that seriously how many guys would be brave enough to do that O."

    Meaning, yeah, he has to have balls (be a guy) to be called a cross-dresser if he dresses like a woman.

  • Is that Malcolm McDowell in drag?

    LOL I know it's not, but fuck he sounds like him, and even looks like him a bit. But whatever, Eddie is awesome!

  • @saberfang26 That's why he's called a cross-dresser. A man can only be called a cross-dresser if he has balls and dresses like that.

  • thats a copy of Bill Hick's routine!

  • the holy beeblee :) that's how i shall refer to it from now on.

  • the MEEK :D

  • @saberfang26 you do realise he's an action transvestite... right?

  • Dinosaurs were mentioned in Job.

  • @Mylastdawnofficial Job mentions a behemoth, not a dinosaur. If people walked with dinosaurs, you'd maybe think that they would describe them a little better than that ridiculously vague passage.

  • @Mylastdawnofficial Rightly are the simple so called.

  • his style has changed alot since then hu?

  • Eddie Izzard is pretty damn funny too, I guess God didn't call him home because he's a cross dresser.

  • @saberfang26 hes a tranny. I believe lots of tranny men dress in very... fabulous ways.

  • I would like to be Eddie's friend just to talk about random shit with him !

  • @MrMelick who doesn't!?!

  • God created dinosaurs but forgot to mention them in the bible, just to fuck the braincells out of stupid people, what a cunt this god guy was, (hes dead now, I read it in the Daily Mail) Just a joke folks, he´s fine, was seen in Los Angeles earlier today. (Actualy no, he is dead, caught a really bad cold so EI told me, shame, FUCK! GOD IS DEAD, (not really)

  • Thak God for true free thinking individuals.

  • @Psikonort why would we thank god for that? we developed it and practice it.

  • @doofy421 It's just an expression , Understand? I was simply expressing my enjoyment & appreciation for a very funny man who has the ability to think out of the box & isn't one of the mindless herd, spouting out there Bible prophesy & shopping till they drop.Sadly free thinking INDIVIDUALS are currently an endangered species. Can't you make some kind of constructive comment or point instead of nit picking at irrelevant matters of English grammar? It is a comedy sketch after all!

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  • WTF IS "THAT"????

    THAT's DISGUSTING!!

    THAT's worse than "PAT"

    SOMEONE KILL "IT"

  • he looks different lol

  • Oh bless I must say the older, the sexier he gets.. beginnings beginnnings :-)

  • well well well, mister ACalwaysthebest, grand theologist. as much as I see myself as the dust under the feet of holly Eddie (no kidding there), the only way to achieve any knowledge and I do mean any knowledge at all, is to read it in the original language which is Hebrew. Don't start an argument - this is an undeniable truth, the book which you might call "the old testament" is actually the only one, because the so called "new testament" is a pile of dog shit.

  • @Israellite1 Right, right. He should brush up on his coptic and hieroglyphs while he's at it. Cuz well, it's all recycled really.

  • @Israellite1

    actually Arabic and Aramaic are older than Hebrew... even older is Egyptian hieroglyphs. And before that, Babylon and Phoenicia.

  • @JetJockey87 allow me to retort. you misunderstanding me is the "fault" of the limited space for comments. I never meant that Hebrew was first, I only meant that in order to understand the true deep meaning of the testament you have to read it in Hebrew. that's all. heaving said that, I do have some comments: arameic the language is as dead as aram the state. armeic only survives through teachings of religious Judaism. dead are also hieroglyphs, the glory of ancient Egypt, Babylon

  • can anyone tell me what album or show this is from? Im looking for all of it. LOVE EDDIE!!!

  • this video is awesome like a hot dog

  • @saberfang26

    lots of us ¬_¬

  • "Rawr" Aw Eddie. I love you so much.

  • ...rawr...

    <3 you eddie.

  • It's not in the bible, using my common sense a.k.a. logic, because the storytellers were unaware when they deviously concocted it., anything about the exsistance of them yet. Since they weren't discovered much later. All dieties are imaginary. Them senseless mistake ridden books were obviously thought up by men, who had the lack of knowledge you'd assume of someone in those time periods. An all knowing God wouldn't write that shit. Get real

  • @saberfang26 324,245,579 drag queens in america.

  • I ROFL'd at 3:27. xD

    OMG, his ideas are the best!

  • One of my bits of his! "... created dinosaurs using the image of his cousin, Ted."

  • I find him amusing and he likes girls by the way thats very hippocritical who are you to judge anouther christian? How do you know he isnt the kind of person that donates, volenteers, and other things. I would worry about yourself before you worry about a christian just watching a good bit of fun.

  • lol @ Galadriel is Jesus' mom.

  • @saberfang26

    I think its fair to assume a man is gay if he routinely wears womans clothes and puts on make-up. The assumption may be wrong but i think its temperate.

  • @ChristyourSaviour I think you have a point there... I mean people can't help but make assumptions but those assumptions shouldn't be taken as fact. Just because you judge someone by their looks to be a certain way doesn't mean thats how they are. I for one dress like a guy... doesn't mean I'm a lesbian now does it? lol but my classmates judge me as such.

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  • @ChristyourSaviour Firstly Eddie Izzard is not gay, Secondly don't mistake the word assumption for prejudice and Finally if you want to be prejudice like that do not be upset when I assume that Christians are a bunch of linear thinking dopes who are the biggest contradictions in the history of all religions

  • @88hurts

    Prejudice - any preconceived opinion or feeling, either favorable or unfavorable.

    Yup, sounds right. When i see a man dressed as a woman with make-up on it's a fair preconception to think he is a gay man. It's not up to me so decide whether or not that's favorable or unfavorable.

  • @ChristyourSaviour But thats the problem you already see that as unfavorable if you didn't you would have just enjoyed the show. Instead you voiced a comment about someones sexuality not in the form of I question i.e "Is he gay?" but instead declared a statement as though it was fact "he is gay" then the evidence you gave was make up and cross dressing. Its not a fair preconception at all to make I hope one day you understand that

  • @ChristyourSaviour Wow your an idiot.

  • @ChristyourSaviour Judging by your username, for being a Christian you are the last thing Jesus would want to be a follower cause obviously you cannot even act Christian with the profound ignorance you just displayed. How insulting to your God.

  • @ChristyourSaviour - I think you misunderstand the term "preconceived" as well. "Preconceive: To form (an opinion, FOR EXAMPLE) before possessing full or adequate knowledge or experience." And that's the point of prejudice. You've judged this man before you knew anything about him. That's prejudging. "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged."

  • @sosome57

    So you're implying i knew nothing about him even after watching an hour of his stand up and witnessing the way he dresses? I think you misunderstand the phrase "knew anything about him". Try again.

  • @ChristyourSaviour - no, i just think you're just another religious nincompoop with tunnel vision. Instead of boring us with your shit, why don't you go save someone or volunteer at a homeless shelter and leave us Eddie fans the hell alone.