An Adult Children's Book

[ryuzakilawlight]

Tell me it wasn't just me thinking of semen when he said that he'll put dna for authanticating !?

[alexpounder]

There is an online copy. It is said that true enlightenment can be reached by rubbing your genitalia on the book.

[FlyingRasin1234]

How did you get a book published?

[jameson122397]

Cani I cave a coppy

[emmiemadness]

can i have a copy

[agtl123]

What happened your hair! Where is it's natural..awesomeness?:(

[PIKAMONjake]

hey danny, you know who you kinda look like?

..... Mr T.

[VirginVloger]

Heyy danny! was up??? i love being a lemon drops and love you!!1 Can you do a show about how to make a book? or school? or sports?

[VirginVloger]

Heyy danny! was up??? i love being a lemon drops and love you!!1 Can you do a show about how to make a book? or school? or sports?

[Lilleeyya123]

hey danny u shud do one on y hobos cant afford cable its sooo sad :( not homos HOBOS

[Lilleeyya123]

I WANT THAT BOOK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

omfg i cant buy book on EBAY DAMN DOUCHES REMOVED IT!!!!!!!!

[ipodhelpforsmurfs]

MUST ...... HAVE ..... BOOK .......!!!!!!!!!

[jaymsielucille]

You should sign up for a kickstarter to fund getting your book into stores for real!

[FlyingLuro]

please be my personal reader :)

[bookworw123]

hahahahahahahahaha

pause at 1:15........

[DerekVeasna]

i thought you meant something different when you said "adult"

[makarov5478]

didnt have enough douch nozzels to keep out obama

[kirbylee10]

i've used that book making program! it's so easy! :)

[jmmp112]

ok, wait stop ate 1:55 look ate danny, look ate the book, now lol

[xmen315]

kako mogu dobit ovu knjigu bre?

[sara5pandas]

I saw the title and thought he was gonna read erotica :(

[ViciousCrayon]

i wish i could write an adult children's book...

[ItsBindaroo]

in some of those pictures you look a lot like steve-o from jackass. :O

[jimjimstudios]

does he hate USA

[MegaRabbit2010]

totally addicted to your vids! would love to see one on gymnasitcs!

[Joshuken]

Douche Nozelness ROFL!!!

[DCampbellLRizzo]

...What kind of DNA Danny? xD

[MrMeannoodle]

give me the book

[pandasawesome]

i love love love to be a lemon drop (:

[Omacification]

i want a copy of that book

[Trhodezy]

Yay! Im a Lemon Drop!

[Liezeltjie1]

2:13 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! All I ever think about is murder! BANG!! xD

[LouiiEatsPlanes]

OH MY ahahahahahhaahhahahahahh

[morganmorrisvideos]

I love the stuff he does between every page

[PojkenMedTejpen]

Send one to Sweden!

[IAmTabiCatHearMeRoar]

I. Want. That. Book.

[MrSonikz]

full reads it like that his reading it to a 5 year old xD!!!

[saulaSUPERfan2020]

i want it, i need it, I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!!!!!!

[kitsune090]

oh my i wanna buy your book! its such a lovely thing! 

[fiorifrost]

lol how come whenever youre in front of that curtain youre like 3x funnier?? <3

[shmang8]

oh my... OH MY hahaha love it

[BikerPanda]

"Oh, that's a lovely picture of a di.. of a gentleman in the front isn't it?" I lolled so hard that my chair broke.

[jobabeu]

Did that book on iPhoto? Nice job, keep it up! And stay away from ducks in leather chops ;)

[tellteil]

absolutely awsome...eh eh

[emopanda87]

I WANT ONE

[boredgirl701]

man i want that book!!

[cuzimspecial1]

i saw his hair and was like "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

[DontJudgexMe]

danny u have the same creepy eyes as one of my friends!

[Xitrax]

I'd be proud to own this book.

[DJwess21]

XD



[fusionnoobs]

really douche bag???? REALLY putting that in book? FOR KIDS?????

[Warpurlgis]

@fusionnoobs lol? it was an adult book in the format of a children's book

[Levi61092]

I want that book. And your autograph :D

[stevey12jrs]

Hey I saw your wat do u do if a police stops u? Video and I got stoped because I had 2 people in the passenger seat . What would u have said to the police If he asked u " do u know y I stoped u? ....

[huppypuppy1]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WANTED THE BOOK BUT IT SOLED OUT!! D'X NOOO!!

[Spanky14LEGIT]

Can u make a video on the art of cock blocking?

[Spanky14LEGIT]

Can you make a video on the art of cock blocking??

[ldmisno1]

you actually wrote a book and got it published???????? uhwhat?

[niinja2]

e majstore jesi lud u picku materinu

[louisaa777]

OMFG THATS WAS AMAZING<3

[GsKrj1six1]

how much did the books go for?

[26neshie]

I WANT A BOOK , LoveYouDanny .. :D<3

[papayabadger]

omg i wanna book XD

[tommy6725ify]

that makes so much sense!

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

The DNA will probably be a pube ):

[Bigblock112]

hey , umm whats with the dew and ..can u make a vid about why stubbed toes hurt so fckin much

[ShadowstormEX]

DANNI. How much money do you want for that book?

[MetalManJads99]

i want his book o_O

[PsychoPyro21]

That was the best story time I have ever had Thank You for a laugh and knowledge

[Nicknack1159]

I want that book ):

[drpepperfreak2]

oh MYY!

[vertexgirl]

I'M BUYING THAT

[RRRAAALLLUUUCCCAAA]

wow, some people are actually making money out of youtube

[HeatherThornhill]

I WANT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[MersavenLove]

Is that really like an actual book you wrote?

[kaulitzhottie]

Danny, you're totally cute :) and I think you should do a video on marriage and or men's commitment issues. Love ya -- your hilarious

[GammaRay6626]

@kaulitzhottie Pretentious much...as if men are the only ones with commitment issues.

[sinnis53]

OK your vidoes are funny but donnt make fun of the troops...i know you didnt in this video but yeah...just dont even think about making fun of them please

[GummyGirl12345]

Awesome !! Beautiful !! Amazing !!

[Unit06JAW]

Aussies got stuck in Iraq aswell?

Lame

[nhoverhaulinfan2]

Do you have a ISBN # for the book, I want one so I can send it to the president.

[Partyywizard]

this was the first video I saw of danny's and it made me lawl.

[MrShadow54321]

@Partyywizard what the f*ck does lawl

[banditandrudy]

@MrShadow54321 its the way people like to be different just like everyone else what it actually is supposed to be is "lol"

[Xitrax]

The greatest amount of fear in his enemies.

[Vrock131]

God Damn! I was gnnna buy the book!

[pinkandblue4eva]

i want the effin book



[PKPokemonTrainer]

is it going to be in barnes and nobles when it published?

[adrianoplaysguitar]

wish you were my primary school teacher.

[99rangegravite2h]

i hope your off the internet by the time my kids come around jkks?

[GarretsSmexyChick110]

How the hell did you make a book?

i wanna make a fucking book about shit that make's no sence at all then put it on ebay so that dumbasses can buy it...

Oh btw, i <3 your show Danny! :3

[Xitrax]

I love being your lemon drop Danny.

[TheRoseLogan]

At 1-27 It's like you have no hair :D

[saitek658]

do you have autism i havent got autism but i have odd i means that i can get verry agrassif srry for my bad english

[notbrokencyde]

woo, dna, I can feel the intensity all the way over here.

[xMrBumpyx]

that is fucking awesome! haha

[vwrocco17]

your a dick but funny. / ass hole but you don't care cause im watching still :)

[SelestineAngel]

This has collective value ... after who knows .. 20-30 years my children will watch GR :D

[MusicLoverAlek]

hey were can i buy this??? :)

[xflaimgirlx]

oh myy oh myy lmao

[SMOKINFIRE88]

ohh my very intresting loved it but how did u get it to look like a book???????

[jimmyprice101]

haha

[Teefalot]

How much did they sell for?

[MRcrispy00]

That's a lovely picture of a di(ck)... of a gentleman xD

Lol, good point.

[nedburgin]

hahha. OH MY OH MY

[HailToMyself]

Oh good god this felt like kindergarten reading time!

O, memories.

[xXAnDKaTReTuRnSXx]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you're so funny!

[RainbowMonstur]

I LOVE YOU!

[biljoe209]

your videos are addictive like the crack i got from extorting my mokey

[xaldinsbaby1]

@biljoe209 ^-^ lol

[Yooducktions]

OH MY!!! (sounds like Michael Cole...) LOL

[ehhrandomchic]

Holy shit ! Danny you're so sexy ! Are you single ? ;) damnn I reallllllllly want a book ! You wouldve mad best selling author ! You're genuis- my YouTube crush ! <3 I love you ! Keep making those awesomerifically fantastical vids ! <3<3 I love you !

[teffyness]

lets getr married.

love,

stephanie

[thunderkills300]

Give it ti me please i dont live in america so i dont know wtf is going on i need it to learn and ill use your dna to clone jou and ill make your clone a women humping man whore cool he?

[shootitup21]

REMINDS ME OF WILL FERREL

[scoobscott]

its like watching sesame street lawl

[sixxkid1234]

yea brendan frasier

[wertywertywerty4686]

he made it himself retard

[haminpoop]

you look like that guy who played in the mummy 3 lol XD

[TannerG1989]

Brendan Fraiser?

[FoxyAsIs]

your hair is douchy in this vid.

i would love to see what holidays r like with you

[MrWaffleMaster]

i take back my last comment i just saw the end of the vid ....... i am sorry

[MrWaffleMaster]

were can i buy this ..knowledge ?

no but seriously were can i buy the book it looks awesome :D ?

[FunkieKaasie]

Only you Danny Only you...:D

[Furious6frog]

gosh. i`m toasted)))

[PunknotGothxx]

Oh My!

[Denamic]

I want your DNA!

I bet it tastes funny!

[D3w10n]

No, you want his sperm ^^

[simpleonlyforme]

@Denamic okeeeeey... biology sux.. xD

[xXxCroKarloxXx]

hahahahha if you want to buy you can't

[m4rk1307]

ROFL PAUSE AT 0:09

[LuucccyyM]

I actaully love this video! :L its reaking hilarious!

I WAN THAT BOOK !!!!

XD

[runescaperlord11]

funny shit man funny shit plz write back and tell me how u got the sqweeky voice

did u download it ?

any ways funny stuff

[cipher619]

nah man, he just changed the pitch in the video. He probably used Soundtrack Pro for this since he uses Final Cut Studio for all his editing, but you can do it with Audacity.

Audacity is a free, easy to use audio editing program. I use it all the time

[brownieandoreo]

oh my! oh my! i want the book(: XD

[triksy01]

i want to buy that book :) how can i doi it?

[Plenoptic07]

DOOOD actually published a book?! that's so cool!!!!! XD XD XD

[fiveninetwothreefour]

Oh my

[padihampimp]

u shud do something on Tetrahydrocannabinol i think ur funny as f*@k and its sommett dat i find very fun , lol , if u ever come england mek sure i no lol ledgend

[fantalicious96]

Yaaaaaaaaay! Danny. You. Are. Freakin. Amazing. =D

[crazyGirls235]

HHAHAHAH!! oh my..thats a good picture of a di- of a gentlemen.....bahaha man i freakin love you!

[MsJayssica]

wow. he tried to fuck the monument. thats strange. and that was a gay video. and i am not a hater. that one just sucked

[Drumm3rbumboy]

I PUSH MY BALLS ON THE NATIONAL MONUMENT LOL MAN this dude is hilarious

[loveisforlosers123]

ill put a didilo in the monument and then giels can fuck the monument

[PlayerLanz]

i want one so fricken bad! but to bad i have the"inability to buy things"

[TheBigZapt]

I WANT ONE!!

[turkeychick5]

wow im in shock u actually made the book

ha ur hilarious

only u danny

[brownbabe101]

I WANT ONE

[CassidyXoX13]

wtf lmao

[spicypipino]

That book can save the world! OH MY!

[suny334]

$156 wtf that is to the exstent that i dont think any book should be priced but hey its a great story

[MicroNik95]

:D

"To fight, and kill people. oh my!"

[whowhatwhenwatch]

i bought 1 on Ebay good book dude

[DyingWithYouNextToMe]

That's a lovely picture of a Di.. of a gentlemen in the front, isn't it?

xD

[LawlietLoverLily]

lol thats so hilarious

[LEXIndKAY]

you are my hero.

:)) laaaaaah you

[xXBlinDXx12]

lol some kid will read that lol and it will be like

hey lorenzo what did you read about in your class today???

i learned that the united states is a douche bag!!!lol

[kkc0161]

haha! XD

[ReniFrog]

OH MY

:D

[cheerleader1o2o3o]

LOL R U SERIOUS? you made a book? LOLOLOL

[jm54chocolate]

the item has 39 biids

[vonj88]

HAhahha OH MY OH MY lemon drop... I loove u xD

[JedrekenSederis]

I can only immagine the conversation you had with the publisher when you brought him this book...

Publisher : "I have to be honest Mr. G... This is terrible.."

Danny: "Shut the fuck up and publish it you damn lemon drop of doom!"