Top Ten "You're a Dick" Moments in Video Games

[tenten419]

At the end i thought you were going to over write super star(cross out)(replace) SUPER DICK

[Ryadriz]

Is it me or does he sound like Motherfucker Mike?

[TheBikemaster94]

In Pokemon staduim the worst thing for me was the Fire spin because it keeps going and there was also String shot I think that was repetetive too.

[supergame6765]

I am king of the dicks LOL BEST PART IN THE CLIP!

[Lelouchxzero1]

lol mario party..good times. good times..if you wana real dick game play dokapon kingdom. the back is labled the driendship destorying game and trust me everything that moves you wana yell your a dick to. for ps2 and wii

[3frags4suicides]

split screen... i think Sony developed something cool for that...

[TheFooleo]

The irony when he says why don't they wipe the sand from their eyes then shows a picture of Charizard the one Pokemon with arms that can't reach his eyes.

Charizard: "You're a Dick!"

[Mr2birds1stone]

Uh, remedy to the sand-attack thing -- you just switch your Pokémon out. The accuracy modifiers are nullified once a Pokémon switches out. Rest of the video was good though.

[TheDarkcobra11]

the guy who called the help had jugg and martyrdom! NOOOB

[jaxmaximus3]

Cunt Muffin. LoL

[themadreaper19]

watching you try to kill odd job made my day XD

[Playinforfree]

You know they made that awesome new tv for play station I think. Each person has these glasses and once you put them on, they act as filters to what you see on the screen. If you take them off the screen is blurry and confusing but when you put on the player 1 glasses you see player 1s screen and same with two. You should look it up.

[AriesNoEriol]

Sand Attack?...

Bitch please

Toxic+Leech Seed+Thunder Wave+Wrap on Pokemon Stadium 1, welcome to hell itself...

[flamwizard]

@AriesNoEriol Oh dear god..... ultimate poketrolling

[callawayHXtour]

the first one is real warfare, and you can destroy it

[Waxer3929]

While Pikachu's down+B is pretty annoying, I argue Zelda's Fireball is probably THE most annoying move just by the sheer radius the explosion inhabits, hitting well-beyond its zone. I have a terrible time dodging the attack unless the character has a reflect or counter special.

As for Mario Party, at least 1-3, the computer is a cheating-bastard and WILL make the one it "predicts" will win, either actually win or get really close to winning. Same with making the one in lead lose.

Nice video.

[pokemanmdj]

@Waxer3929 You mean Din's Fire? :3

[IGotHumor]

SSBB For the fucking win *.*

[rgcover]

i don't think i ever think,"what the crap"....

[TheGorrack]

Spraying pyros and lucky spies in TF2

[PedroHisox]

I have 2 comments.....

COMMENT 1. Mario party is such a bullshit game anyways my gf loves this game as well so anytime i play with her the game forces you to do dick shit and she all is like omg i cant believe you would steal a star from me what you dont love me stupid fuckin game

COMMENT 2. The biggest dick move you can possibly do is talk shit on x box live you can say anything you want just run your mouth like crazy and be annoying as hell but no matter what i cannot punch you in the throat

[Chaoman2006]

3:40

THEY MADE SOMETHING FOR THAT FOR THE PS3 :D

[ScreamxBloodyxGore]

The you're a dick factor in call of duty mostly stems from killcams when they show you something completely different than what the game claimed had happened.

[salemkiller007]

what bring my piss to a boil is getting kicked off a edge or shot off a edge on uncharted 2 among thevies

[Zeemis]

Anyone good at SSB (any of the games in the series) can get around spam if you've got any amount of skill. Play against bots until you're good enough if you can't.

nuff said.

[daveshn]

Where was getting the pizza in every TMNT game when they didn't need it?

[MegaIvaniscool]

...OMG! Devil's number...666

[PaRoDiEr1993]

Looking back on it, I should tell my dad he's a dick for using cannonball over and over again in Pokemon Stadium.

[thakoolaidman7]

ps3 has the scren thing 500 bucks

[CrypticEch0]

somewone breaks youre house in minecraft

[numbah1ful]

" Spamming moves in Super Smash Bros. " Me: Problem? ( Just kidding, only Mr. Game And Watch bacon attack... because it's bacon )

[ignismare2]

Sand attack is nothing compared to Double Team. If he uses Sand Attack, you can just switch out and switch back in and the effect is nullified. But man, Double Team... If you don't have anything with Roar or Whirlwind, you're basically dead.

[rgualdon]

try crouching to kill odd job.

[paddyenglishman91]

@rgualdon Im pretty sure there is no crouching in Goldeneye on N64. Im gonna play now to find out..but pretty sure there isn't

[xavgui100]

@rgualdon not really my friend killed me alot and I was odd job so lol

[Hedbert1]

bueno le puse me gusta para que llegues a los 10000 likes ;)

[GladRichGirl]

i am yoshi. king of cocks

[NatheSinfield]

this video is amazing.

[Mepwns2222]

Lol that's funny with the 666 thing

[GangsterAndProud]

this is HILARIOUS!

[DominqueDoty]

#5 is what i do to my older brother to at least get a kill.

[zenthr]

Entire video is lol. Over half the list is obviously intentional mechanics. Play something that was actually made well.

[texturalyeti8]

flamesonfire1212:your stars mine bi*ch

luigi:police he stole my star

flamesonfire1212: oh crap

[lava172]

double team is WAY more annoying than sand attack

[iammastersonicworm]

3:05 I agree with you! I play custom games, ghostbusters on construct. Then all of a sudden my friend teabags me. I say there will be no more teabagging or you get kicked cause i'm tired of this crap! And he says that I was takingabuse to the leadership.

[Darksoulsisawsome]

ya game especially like to be a dick if you own a mac

[flarknarkham]

Evading the blue shell is possible, I have only managed to do it a couple times.. BUT it is possible

[sonicawesomeness]

Super Smash is so.... shitty when I multiplay

[epikubuilder14]

You should have put if you pick Akamaru in Naruto:Clash Of Ninja 2

[luigifan73]

For 5, the PS3 now DOES have glasses where you can only see your screen. It's honestly the best thing to ever happen to local multiplayer.

But otherwise, even for a little amateur-ish list, it's...really accurate and very entertaining to watch!

[flameramo]

nothing angers me more then you are about to win you are in the air launched by some speed up ramp or mushroom then the frikin shell smacks you and you fall into lava or some crap lose your lead get riduculed and pissing yourself off

[Epicness456]

I love ur videos dude make more!

[hellscream821]

about time they hav top 10 4 this lol =D

[brookepowns65]

haha funny

[poofwithmuscles]

Fuck the blue shell. Fuck the blue shell in it's stupid fucking wings.

[ARocketToTheStars]

i soooo fucking agree with you on mario party . it literally destroyed my social life ! i hated losing to friends with all this unfair fucking bullshit perks. come to think of it , it its the ultimate nazi weapon !

[Auditor248]

What about racism in Call of Duty? Nothing angers me more than someone who makes racist or sexist comments the whole time you're playing.

[phenetiik]

@Auditor248 Faggot, go back to the kitchen, you nigger,

[comperko]

@Auditor248 thats why i will never play cod.. not only the game itself sux but it has worst community possible

[DarkDyllon]

@Auditor248 mute button is my best friends on the xbox

ps3 you can just turn the voice volume of the players off

[thatsfornoobs]

@Auditor248 im guessing your not white

[soopahsawneck]

@Auditor248 That's why there's a mute button! :D

[SJNxMediaxNetworks]

@Auditor248 funny you said that

/watch?v=uXZUzsfOCiA

[BulletOwnzU]

@Auditor248 nigger

[gameboycolor47]

lol i love being a dick to my best friend or my sisters on mario party ect. xD

[matheusvasiliauskas]

In super smash bros you could use falcon punch as exemple.

[leolordful]

most dick like contra move (even worse then the one listed here) when playing multiplayer if you run out of lives and your partner has only one left press start to steal his last life.

[mcninch]

I love how half of these are intended features in the game... sand attacks purpose is to make your pokemon miss, choppers in cod are punishment for letting someone get too many kills, blue turtle shell is so the leader isn't always safe, this is just pathetic

[TGsasuke5655]

you sound just like AVGN the way you talk! haha it's awesome

[360mark]

"Call of duty is an amazing game" Disliked

[23heatsoccer]

best video ever lol

[brileymesser]

with the exception of #2, this guy just sucks at games. Complaining about spamming sand attack is just pathetic, anyone who has played the game for more than 5 minutes should be able to find a way around that.

[Terrorstanius]

Who spams as pikachu -_-

[HunterRyosuke]

About Pokemon Stadium, you do know you can switch out to cancel any stats reductions, right ?

But I digress, I still agree with you that spamming Accuracy lowering or Evasion boosting moves is really annoying. I also agree with most of the things on this list... especially Mario Party.

[dustpal]

F***ing Pikachu, hahaha. What do you expect when he has such an effective move that can easily KO someone if they get caught near the top of the screen?

I love this list, but I was think it'd be more like moments from actual plots instead of multiplayer stuff.

[TheManiacbiscuit]

Lol. Cuntmuffin

[electroshock98]

the only one that i hate the most which probably be number 3 or 2 is playing coop on new super mario bros wii

ur friend would get in way alot and would run acros the map and u get left behind

[kaitou55]

I would own In 007 lol the shorty is nothing. Hold R + down c I believe been a while.

[asboll]

There is 3D polarized split screen for ps3 i think :D

[osmium13]

why did i just watch you chase around oddjob for what seems like an hour?

[gamerlif]

My friend hate me when we play slit scren becaused I alway see where they are so I alwaly play but they don't know and for mario party I HATE Daisy becaused she is causing ploblem to me in every mario game also I alway start last ALWAY.

[BadRaidenBad]

"I am Yoshi King of the dicks"

[CreatureMontage]

I remeber being spawn camped at Ghost Recon and at Rainbow Six Black Arrow, fucking spawn campers sucked!!!!

[CreatureMontage]

hahaha oddjob I remeber that shit!

[wiiloveweirdal]

Slowing down enough to become second place so the blue shell hits a different person in Mario Kart XD

[UboaSama]

speaking of pokemon stadium, i never got over being binded to death.

one move, can't attack back, constant low damage every turn until you lose.

[SonicFan512345]

I know what I'm doing next time I play Goldeneye N64.

[FireDavio42]

I was waiting for Mario Party the whole time... forget Smash Bros, Mario Party makes you murder your friends.

[537OH55V]

Goldeneye, they chose Jaws, you chose Oddjob. Priceless.

[Rune6ragon]

in mariocart, if you have a bomb and you drop it behind you, it will stop the blue shell :p

[kool66kid]

yoshi superstar of all dicks dick

[onestevewonder]

go yoshi king of the dicks and a known hippocrite

[ChocolatePain42]

Mario Party made more sence than it should've.

[neillattz]

#10 I think everyone disagrees with. Your saying that using your killstreak (which you couldnt change in COD4) is a dick move?

#8 is a total dick move.

#6 is the dickhead standard.

#5 is why split-screen sucks.

#3 gets you slapped in the face

[leekwl]

haha i completely forgot about oddjob.. ah good times

[EmoDude342]

HAHAHAHAHAH SATANIC LUIGI xDDDD Dice Roll of Triple 6

[lbns2]

i know one, when playing halo and your friend knocks you out of your vehicle. GET YOUR OWN, I GOT IT FIRST!!!

[Temp3st60]

too bad no one knows how to teabag anymore. they always teabag the ground next to you. truly halo players have digressed....

[mikllasp]

You're.a.dick.if.u.pick.Trynda­.in.League.of.legends...l2p

[valiantvyse]

@mikllasp You're a dick and a prick if you pick Tryndamere!

[MouseyWithPower]

@mikllasp from what i've seen, you're a dick if you even play league of legends.

[ChocobosRoc]

@mikllasp play draft and pick teemo

[awezumify]

@mikllasp stop overusing periods.

[devanffff]

@mikllasp

L2ignite faggot

[briceryannieto]

This guy is a fag

[reexpertise]

You're a dick if you use shotties in Black Ops: it negates second chance and is always kills up close. Cheap and stupid

[doinyurmom101]

What about when you take a marines rifle and give him a pistol.

[dorumonLeyonxMode]

flames on fire i'm not biching but i think arceus is more of ur a dick moment god damn balacnce stats! (O_O)

[masterivan777]

tiny bitch, fuck you oddjob!!! lmao

[liquidork]

# 10

just get some RPGs and CAPTAIN AHAAAAAAAAAAAB THAT MOTHER FUCKER

#6

sometimes you just can't help it. If some guy who can rival aim-bots naturally comes onto a server and you kill him, there is no way his face isn't going to taste the indiscriminate justice of a crotch plate

#5

if it pisses you off that much, get a towel and some masking tape. you complained and now face the cheapest, most effective way to combat it.

#1

play munchkin with someone who aims to be a dick. prepare your anus.

[MasterMarx300]

You guys in the comments mentioning games that recently came out knows this video was made in 2009

[Kaynex]

Sand attack sucks, but if you are getting sand attacked, there's multiple moves that never miss. Most electrical attacks never miss, and "swift" never misses. Always have a pokemon with swift.

[skimpy34]

PROTOTYPE 2! FUCK YEAH!!!

[MarachiiVA]

To be fair, if people spam in SSB, It's more on you for getting caught in it

[TimeBreaker1987]

Did you knowthat you can dodge the blue shell in mario kart wii?

[tililitililao]

Ur right I'm the biggest dick in Mario Party and I win 98% times.LoL

[OmegaMaxter]

Number 5: they are developing 3D TVs to do this, where each screen will display on a certain frequency and you can set your glasses tot hat frequency to only see your screen

[booboowilson10101]

That oddjob part was hilarious!

[awkando]

i hate it when people go monkey on timesplitters 2 he's short and fucking fast

[dragonstaz123]

@awkando I thought I was the only one that bitched about that....fuck that monkey!

[Masahane]

Forget Sand Attack. Double Team is so much worse.

[cmc9795]

Only been 3 years......almost 10k likes...

[jaketri3]

Super smash bros....destroying friendships since 2001. or longer.

[godgirlsguitars]

@jaketri3 1999 was the first super smash brothers. Super smash brothers melee came out in 2001 :)

[1tobedoneX]

@jaketri3 Since 1999.

[NintendoGuardian]

@jaketri3 nope 1999

[ToplessArt]

@jaketri3 More like 1998

[Epicness456]

@jaketri3 very true actually i lost a friend named kevin because i wrecked him with ganon in 5th grade xD

[ultrafan29]

cunt muffin? lol

[MajinArenahappypants]

nailed it with the list, i think. we have a taunt for playing SSBB with one of my friends who is always pikachu. "↓B here we go!" and you think t-bagging is bad? try getting raped by an entire team when you are still alive in Gears. then, when you get up, they down you again and repeat the process.

[JRodHacker]

You know what's really dickish? Playing a multiplayer arcade game, your the only guy left alive, you just need a few more kills to get that last achievement, and all the others leave forcing you out of the game!

Xbox Arcade achievement programmers..... GO F*** YOURSELVES!!! getting booted out of a live game just because the others left? BULLS***!!!

[youngrocker98]

how about spamming moves in marvel vs. capcom or motal kombat

[MugenDevilTrigger]

I've actually done pretty good countering Pikachu's thunder. If they do it so much that you know that they aren't gonna do anything else, basically they're gonna die. :/ It's not that much of an overhype move.

[Growlithe420]

Not trying to be a hater, or an elitist gamer, but I don't think any of these things are dick moves. I think you don't know how to play video games. None of these things bother me because I know how to handle them.

[jacknif3]

@#4 all you have to do is switch out you tard

[TheLordAlastor]

The only "your a dick move" is people who play online shooter games with no lives... Seriously? Come try that in real life against someone who actually has the real life experience you think you have.

[Oxidized181]

have you ever had sand in your eyes?,... shit hurts

[Stickysquirl69]

You fuckin sound like a whiny little bitch. Stop fuckin bitching cause you can't play a fuckin game.

before you post videos of yourself bitchin think about how many videos there are of people fuckin up, they arnt bitchin about the easiest game... and contra is fuckin hard so don't blame your friends.

[XxGAMINGHQxX]

Haha look how hes laughing its sickening you fucking dick lololol

[MrEvilbyte]

Loved your commentary!

[ThisIsWEB]

6:11 sounds like Brock stole your dubz for his dubz

[markes654]

dont say it like say it like scorpion GET DA FUCK OVER HERE!

[aloneinfear]

I agree at least w goldeneye

[massi4h]

You kinda suck at video games dude. Who sneaks up on people in split screen. Thunder is a shit move in smash. Swift always hits or else you could just switch out. Double team is obviously worse cause switching out won't do anything. In goldeneye push C-Up to aim down.

[Datleco]

In PKMN, Confusing was terrible as well, with my luck I ALWAYS hurt myself but the opponent never hurts themselves when they're confused.

[MCorangutan]

I got 666 playing mario party with some friends. And everyone thought something horrible was going to happen

[MetalliCxZero]

liked this video because of the last one

[KevinOrrell]

One of the biggest fights I had with my brother was over Mario Party. It resulted in a dislocated shoulder and a N64 with roller blade size hole in it

[xxxismeny]

about that split screen issue....

sony's new tv that you can buy with the PS3 has ssome cool tech that both players look at the screen and they both see different things ...cool shit

[xander0713]

5:15. Saddest thing i've ever witnessed. I used the C buttons, I don't know about anyone else.

[90arni]

You're an idiot. If you don't like this, then don't play the game

[aanjuan]

i was laughing hard and could not stop laughing until i seen that forsaken number...but then when you said i am yoshi king of the... i started laughing again.

[giantTyrant]

no fuck you! :) pikachu is my boy

[TheSuperpistachioman]

don't play MarioParty unless ur ok with loosing a friend ur playing it with

[TytheBandit]

I hate oddjob



[LegacyBurrito]

i like pikachu!he's really easy to use even without spamming!he has great combos and is can do thing way better than 2:05

[giantTyrant]

@LegacyBurrito seriously bro his revers throw is badass, his volt tackle (barrle roll) is sick and hes pretty hard to counter, especialy when face with tall oppenents (samus... oh they never learn) altho mario can be and kirby is a good match

[LegacyBurrito]

@giantTyrant thats what i mean,he's far more capable then doing only thunder attack!

[natedoggydogg247]

Hollyyy crappp! you chasing oddjob karate choppin....i couldn't stop laughin.

[miniwargamereric]

Oddjob in golden eye is biggest douchebag move on the list lol

[EveloXD]

you didnt men chin how much of a bitch Peach is in mario party

[blazeburning]

Mario Kart true to that.

[blazeburning]

@blazeburning And Goldeneye LOL forgot about that one XD

[comedian342]

on the subject of screen looking (peeking) have you seen the new tv screens with the glasses that show individual player's screens? totally eliminates that problem

[manaphylv100]

Sand Attack and Double Team are annoying as hell in the early generations, but they are rendered almost useless by the plethora of "never miss" moves these days, like Aerial Ace and even Aura Sphere (which is arguably the most overpowered move to date)...

[Reevin]

In regards to your Screen Peeking, have you seen this new technology from Sony? It's 3D glasses that turn a two player game into 2 different screens that are full screen for each player with only one TV. You should look it up.

[kankerturk123]

Dude Mario Party is the shit don't talk shit about one of my favorite childhood games >:(!

[chaosbrad]

GOD this guys a little bitch