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  • "Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning; this test requires a mastery of the principles of forward momentum."

  • @nintendent That's what she said... literally

  • im at the wierd part again

  • @internetzfanz THIS...lS... YOUTUBE!!!

  • OMG! These people at valve clearly know how to surprise or shock or scare us!

  • that scared the shit out of me

  • ...WHAT... you dident even slow it down >.<

  • @ismashudie read the title,it's decoded,not slowed down

  • That's impossible- that was the first test where you encountered momentum o_O

  • Wat was this game for?

  • @RoytheX pc,mac,ps3and xbox360

  • @RoytheX fun

  • @RoytheX good sir..............FUCK U

  • Omg I always wondered what she was saying! Thank you!

  • To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastering of the principles of THE GAME

  • @SubjectChronic To reiterate our previous warning, ur a faget

  • @Mynameisnotooo is that what you heard? i think that was the faggots only response, good ear, fag.

  • @SubjectChronic I lost the game.

  • @SubjectChronic the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame~

  • You know it took me doing it by mistake to figure out portals conserve momentum? Jeez glados you could have done a better job of explaining D:

  • @BunnaySango -Having played the first game, I knew that "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

  • @ejay1118

    me too :P I figured it out in the first game

  • Did GLADoS sneeze or did she just shit herself XD!!!

  • It's principles

  • what else did you expect it to say? even the dev commentary said it was a subtle clue as to what yyour supposed to do for the first time...they like to point out where secrets are

  • i once had a D in science. then i played portal. my parents asked how i got an A. i said: well, now im thinking with portals. in GLADoS' voice. my parents still look at me like im nuts.

  • @welovebeefvideos3 LOL Thats EPIC!!

  • @welovebeefvideos3 I knew about momentum already when my physics teacher brought it up. And when I mentioned "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", a student shouted, "Portal!"

  • @machiner6 USofA - where people learn physics from games... Their parents don't give them books to read to get smart.

  • @akkudakkupl i need no books im already too smart (not from games that is just a fail)

  • @machiner6 I'm gonna have to use that whenever i start physics

  • @welovebeefvideos3 *Puts on sunglasses* "The grade has been modified"

  • it says this in one of the early tests in 2 i think.

  • @TheRoboSensei Noooooope. In the original Portal. :I The one with forward MOMENTUM

  • i thought she said masterbate and i saw master i was 0_0

  • Crap, will a bachelors do?

  • @legodude3301 hahah yes!! but no lower! an A.A is simply unacceptable!!

  • LOLOLOL

  • Here is what it sounded like to me:

    "Hello again, to reiterate our previous light, this requires an masterbate principals of momentum"

  • @breakerboy365 lol!

  • Wow, good job, @p0rtalplayer! :D

  • If your not retarded straight away after hearing "momentum" you will automatically assume what to do correctly.

  • if you enabled subtitles there was no decoding needed

  • @fishboy1111111 the subtitles still say gibberish so it doesnt help

  • Remove the *bsssshh* at the end, you might be able to hear the last word more clearly.

  • This test could take a very, very long time. Feel free to pass out.

  • Don't steal videos. It's not nice.

  • Reqires a mastery?

  • speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out

  • @HouseInVisus That's what she said.

  • @HouseInVisus

    In Lamens Terms :p

  • @HouseInVisus that's what she said!

  • @HouseInVisus thats what she said

  • @HouseInVisus Lol i got the 200th thumbs up

  • nice

  • It makes a lot more senes than: fjsbkvnshfsrhjsjbj

  • Sounds a lot more like principles than properties

  • "mastery", not "master". Just saying.

  • Speedy thing goes in. Speedy thing comes out.

  • Everyone who's posting is either a dumbcunt posting the same questions repeatedly or a helping hand who answers tsqr

  • @outhacku

    LOLOOLOL. your comment made me rotfl so hard!!! XD

  • What the fuck does "principle of momentum" mean?

  • @Togg525

    It's a step above Teacher of Momentum.

  • @Togg525

    1. Go to school

    2. Learn Physics

    3. ???

    4. Profit

  • @vargulf19 Problem, GLaDOS?

  • @Togg525 In Portal, it means you have to know how fast you're moving at any given time, and use that to your advantage. One of the quotes from the game makes it a little clearer: "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." In other words, if you're moving too fast when you enter a portal, you might overshoot your target when you come out.

    Other than that, look up inertia and momentum in a dictionary.

  • It’s actually “mastery”, but yes, that’s what she says.

  • 0:14 - 0:15

    i cant hear something like "our previous",i only hear "gordon freeman"

  • When she says PIRNIPLES, there is some kind of creepy echo at the background. Well, didn't know she was a ghost, partially.

  • @TheCompanyJsTm ur mom dosent work!

  • Lol in the french translation i think she says this normally, and not that fast

  • that was creepy

  • it doesn't make much difference, actually.

  • Finaly! I thought she said:To reiterate the wha previous warning of thics whurics another snowy snow snery snip for momentum. XD

  • snowy snow? XD

  • To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastering of the principles of momentum.

  • @pogogo51 I think thats spot on after playing the chamber.

  • @pogogo51 I'd more lean towards mastery, not mastering.

  • @pogogo51 *FORWARD* momentum.

  • @pogogo51 Speeedy thing goes in Speeedy thing comes out; man I wish school would explain it that simply

  • no no no no she says what he think she says this this test requires a mastery of momentum yeah ,but machiner6 what makes you think she says portal device i am a moderator or in other words someone who works at a place that involves electrical gaming and i have been studying this for a long time i have talked to a portal moderator and he didnt tell me i fiqured it out by the enhanced audio equitment we have were i work and is any one a portal oderator who can tell us ALL so we can know plz :)

  • @XXcod5winnerstudioXX that was someone else's theory that I caught onto.

  • makes sense. they recorded that sentence, but then they thought it was making the chamber much too easy, so they garbled as much as possible without taking away the most important hint.

  • before, I thought it was, "A mastery of the tool (Portal device) which never--(Something)--momentum,"

  • in fact, he got it out as "The mastry of the [Talk/ tool] which never--momentum"

  • yeah, the "principles" word was probably said backwards with sound editing programs. Documerte couldn't catch that, but he did break it down for the first jam at 00. "Please support to fail many thanks (repeats)" In Spanish.

  • thats definitely what shes saying bc in that map you have to use forward momentum to get from one place to another using the portals

  • nice work, that's just what it sounds like.

  • perhaps it's: "A mastery of the...", not, "a master of the..." Nice decoding work yo! portal roks.

  • This makes a lot more sense than other theories.

  • @NintenFan518 your right, it does

  • woa. cool

  • Epic! I already guessed what she though. :)

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