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  • I like Quebec. But Quebec would not survive as a sovereign nation. Plain and simple. It's part of Canada. Count your blessings and get over yourself.

  • @Bexitaestvita sorry but countless countries with less population declared their independance and did only one say well that was a bad idea let me rejoin my former country: NO

  • Nuclear war!!!!!

    he.. no thanks... Go ahead... wil bring the beer ^^

    only one comment looooooooooool

  • Everybody knows that a nation can survive for a while without a define country but for its durable existence, it needs the protection giving by the sovreignety of the territory where its population lives. Why are Canadians so sensitive about the status of Québec in Canada even thought they wont be directly touch by independence? It's like if they were thinking that we hate them while we just want to decide for our self. I like my neibourg but I want to choose the colors inside in my house.

  • We're not all Canadians. I'm a Quebecers because I don't feel the bond that is justly unifying all the other provinces. In Québec, most of the people and all the deputies of the well named Assemblée nationale, are recognizing the nation of Québec. Now, an average of 60% of its population would like to stay within the federation. Therefore, the debate is no longer if we're or not a nation but if we wants to be Canadian in addition of our previous nationality.

  • Great comedy, in Glen's hands, truth is funnier than fiction.

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  • Wow, I read a few comments and really we are bitches, I don't say otherwise, but... the question I have is... Why did you vote no in 1995 if we are the worst ex-wife ever ? o.O I mean, come on. I know why I don't want to separate... What's YOUR excuse ? WHY do english people keep to vote no ?! Pissing us off ? o.O That's the only reason I saw, honestly !

  • @lumiere2020 Really, that doesn't work really well. I mean, when I walk around and ask there's not that people who wants to separate anymore you know. I'll always say (and think) I'm a quebecker and not a canadian, that will never change. But I also have the feeling that with the Canada we are a big family... big dysfunctional family, but still. x) So, no I DON'T WANT TO SEPARATE and I DON'T HATE english people. Now, YOU should grow up, I did, your turn. =O No offense. I love you all. x)

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  • La stupidité n'a pas de race. Il y a de "petites gens" partout. Soyons assez intelligents pour faire la part des choses.

  • HOLEY FUCK!! BEST CLIP YET!

  • C'est un fait, le Canada n'a aucun respect pour les Québécois. C'est une des millions de raisons pourquoi nous devons nous séparer.

  • I don't live in Quebec, So i don't really care if there a country or not. Why should I?

  • We just throw hockey pucks at the emany *nod*

  • where can i get a shirt like that? my french teacher would laugh her head off. (and she's from quebec too)

  • boring... whats english-canada is all about...

    Fat, ugly, boring ans tasteless as well.

    Im so proud, Im not a Canadien, Im a Quebercers!:)

  • halifax montreal and the devils number...

    cute and creative, get your head out of your ass.

  • Quebec is in Canada, so your Canadian.

    I believe you pay for your house with Canadian money and furniture with Canadian money, to the Canadian governement.

    Welcome to Canada.

  • @team1200

    And then I guess you become European the moment you set foot in Europe for your 2-weeks vacation and use Euro bills, right?

  • Nope, but you can claim the country your in is seperated from Europe, if your using their money.

  • @team1200 And THAT is why people wants to separate. Good job ;)

  • vraiment drôle :)

  • Come on people. We, Canadians, can handle the jokes. Look at NFLD, the brunt of many Canadian jokes, but they can handle it, even laugh along. From the comments here, we have only taken something funny to start arguing about something that was over like a decade ago. Lighten up. From the coasts of NFLD to BC; WE ARE ALL CANADIANS. Laugh a little. I am proud to be Canadian, and proud of our French / English heritage. (i agree wiht jimmyphack) similar educational situation. ;-)

  • omg pissing myself at the kim jong impersonation.

    glen, you rock my world lol

  • montreal is the best place to loive in Canada bitches! OUR CITY IS THE BEST BCS WE SPEAK BOTH LANGUAGES NOT LIKE THOSE RANDOMS CITIES LIKE VICTORIA,KINGSTON, WINNIPEG..

  • The problem is, the education system blows too much to teach french, It was becuase of the education system that I could not learn french, They taught us french sign langauge, I got to highschool they ask me "Name a verb in french' we never learned that shit before, And I got punished becuase they thought I was lying, But they taught us the 3 little pigs in FRENCH SIGN LANGUAGE, and expect us to go to highschool like that. I had to be exempt.

    I would Like to learn french. Cant tho.

  • I just can't beleive it, every retard haters are commenting on youtube, i mean from both sides... boogyjuggy, IH8QUEBEC etc... and

    friskykitty137, Samael18 on the other hand.

    You guys are just pathetic, you should all wear a pot and start a ramming party you dumbass...

    I live in Ontario and I have alot of friends in quebec. Most people don't care and don't trash talk about each other, just a few stubborn minorities. And it appears they all comes down on youtube to show how stupid they are!

  • You are 100% correct. However Quebecers that vote for the block are wasting the chance of really being heard in Ottawa. The block can do nothing but whine they have no power at all. If on the other had you voted for a real party, your voice could be heard in Parliment.

    The block was originally only to last until Quebec separated from Canada, within 10 years.

    It's purpose now is gone as most Quebecers don't want to separate anymore. Wake up and vote for a real party and be heard.

  • I am with you buddy.

  • Fuck you, go live in Quebec and see how much you like it. Fuck off

  • I have no idea wtf you're talking about. I've been living in Montreal for 7 years and the only bigotry and hate i ever see comes from the internet from obvious old fart bigots that have failed to evolve along with society. The only anglophones bitching in Quebec are the ones that won't bother to learn French.

    All you haters need to seriously wake the fuck up. It's the 21rst century, most of the world understands now that bigotry and racism leads no where. It's time you followed.

  • @LtnSarge The only quebecers that are bitchin' are the cocksuckers that refuse to evolve and speak english...even though they know it, they are just being a bunch of cunts so they can extort the rest of Canada through its politicians. Speaking of growing up into the 21st century, it needs to start in Kaybek

  • @blackjack502 You do realize a much larger % of quebecers speak english compared to the population in the rest of Canada speak french? Of course you don't, because you already have a personal hate towards Quebec in which i ask myself why i even pointed out one of many flaws with your statement.

  • @blackjack502

    A nation have the right to protect itself and that include to protect it's language. If russia invade us would you simply start to speak russian? ho, and befor you say i'm a cocksucker... I speak english... shesh...

    And by the way I think that's those kind of hate powered message that fuel the separatist movement. Make quebec feel like they were on an other planette than the ROC'

  • C'est drole parce que j'entends jamais de Québécois parler comme ça des canadiens.

    Impérialisme anglo-saxon, quand tu nous tiens.

  • Foster is one of my favourite comedians.

  • My Canada does not include the french-metis bigots of the welfare province of Quebec. The province has been run by bigots and racists for many decades, Bill 22, bill 178, bill 101...)Hurry up and separate bigots. We can't wait for to celebrate.

  • My Canada does not include Quebec.

    Fucken lazy peppers on welfare, corrupt cocksuckers.

    Tax on tax.

    Fucken leave get out, but bfore you do give me a date, I need to plan a good bye party.

  • est ce que cest supposé etre drole sa???

  • aller chier calise d'anglais

    vive le québec libre

  • ta geulle retourne au saguenay

  • mange un char de marde toé

    enfant chienne je vien a québec

  • Canada would be well served to be completely bilingual from east coast to west - the more we integrate the more Canadian we will be. I know the federal law already 'ensures' this, but the task is truly up to the populace.

  • Exactly!

  • The problem is that Canada won't ever be billingual coast to coast, but during that time, the federal government lies to us that billigualism goes well, ans during that time, french in canada is recreasing...

  • You know why people don't want to learn French? Because of the separatism. While I was learning French I knew nothing about the separatism. I learned French because it is the language of my countrymen.

    If Quebec separates I will regret I didn't learn Spanish instead. If it does I won't teach my children French for sure! If it stays I will.

    So stop talking about the separation and more people will like to be part of Quebec's culture. If not they will still think you guys are ass holes.

  • We basicly want separation because of the decreasing french and you won't learn it because separatism, we are in a vicious circle.

    Separatism is just a respond to an 'agression' made to the french language and people that asks for changes.

    Learn french, protect it's culture and put a special statu to Québec so it can have more freedom and separatism will be over.

    N'arrêter pas d'apprendre le français à cause du séparatism, ça ne fera qu'envenimer les choses.

  • Canada being billingual ? Its just an ideology, far from reality. How can you force the rest of Canada to learn french ? They don't even have to use it. I don't see any utility in this, personnaly.

  • Seriously I don't care if you don't speak french just stay far from Quebec.

  • English MotherFucker!!!!

  • Les gens qui disent ces affairs ne sont pas vraiment Canadien. en plus, ou a tu vus ces commentaires? Youtube? Demi de ces gens have got to get a life.

  • Hey, j'suis ontarienne, puis, j'adore the quebec. Le canada cera nul sans le quebec. Unis, nous sommes le Canada.

    Everyone loves you guys!  We should stick together :]

  • I've knock around Canada and we are not that loved, get off it. Pourquoi la majorité des anglais ne nous reconnaissent pas comme une nation, mais les autochtones et acadiens oui

  • Le pire c'est que le gilet poignerait surement au quebec!!! lol

  • say what you wish. independance isnt going to happen. It may have been possible years ago but now its an illusion. you think you are close but in reality you are no where near it.

  • That's his comedy? he holds up a funny t shirt?

  • who is that pork in his black leather suit?

    What does he say ?

  • réponse a legrosmatou:

    ses vrai ke le fr est une langue officielle au nb, ms ses tu pk on parle pu fr au ipe? ses pardekil zon interdi de lenseigner

    response to legrosmatou:

    its true that french is an ofiicial language in nb. but didja no that people dont speak french in pei because they forbid to teach it

  • C'est pour ca que tu sais pas l'ecrire ? On te l'a pas enseigné ?

  • Je me souviens que né sous le lys, je croîs sous la rose

  • VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE !

  • shut the fuck up you fag.

  • lol gd reply

  • cé pas parce que tu as aucune embition pour ta province que il faut néssessairement insulté les autres , you dont know nothing about quebec

  • Fucking RIGHT DUDE

  • Not going to happen. If you want freedom go to France thats your homeland not quebec. Quebec is just as my home as it is to you.

  • Canada and France is not my home , Québec is my home. Québec rules !

  • quebec is my home too. you have a home land. its in france. if you want to live here you are a canadian not quebecor, not ontarian, or a newfoundlander. but a canadian. and by the way french is just as my language is it is yours. get use to the modern age boddy because as long as i am alive. you will never become a independent country. so pack your bages to france if u feel that way.

  • poor thing !!! WE DON'T want the quebecians back here ! BECAUSE:

    1) they were in Canada BEFORE you (read history instead of the grasy rag that was around your fries)

    2) fuck off Pratt.

  • piss off, plainly, simply and vividly.

    Die and get fucked.

    French people got to Kanada and settled down in St laurent river.

    They develop their settlements and traded with Natives LONG before you, frigging Ontarian red neck.

    Go back to Cornawll or Surrey first.

    Quebec libre suit me and i love it.

  • your useless opions matter nothing to me. one way or another quebec will sign the charter and accept its role just as it did when they join in confederation in 1867. say all the shit you want but one way or another ill make sure quebec stays within in confederation and there is nothing you can possible do about it.I dont care about the history. i care about making quebec and canada better. try to do the same.

  • you don't care about nothing else but putting together what can still be stuck together.

    One day or an other, independance will come.

  • i care about uniting us all not dividing us. Yes quebec has a history that dates back before the british controled the land. i keep saying this quebecors have already spokened. They want their culture protected but they want to stay in canada. If things are good no one will be asking for independance if there is nothing to complain about. Eventually the seperatist parties will be nothing more than text book pages that people couldnt careless for.

  • Pourquoi t'aimes pas l'Ontario? Le Canada c'est tellement un beau pays, pourquoi ne pas etre fier?

  • j'aime Ontario sa ma maison mais le Canada est mon pays. Je soutiens qu'à un égard plus élevé que ma province.

  • As i told (sooo many times before: french settlers came FIRST along St laurent river...

    They traded fairly with natives ever since early 17 century.; Sooo why don't YOU go back to Yorkshire ore Cornwall??

  • they joined in confederation by their own free will. dont twist the facts to fit your own agenda. quebec will stay in canada and what ever you say cant change anything.

  • so, first, stop saying "go back to france you stupid frenc canadian ", second, Quebec, as every nation in the world, according to UNO regulation, is entitled to define a path toward independance after having voted for it.

  • i only said go back to france if they dont choose canadian federlism. two referendums in the past have made it clear. Quebecors dont want independence. the clarity Act has made it clear on detail in regards to that process that needs to take place for sovernity. but i assure that sovernity is fiction. its not going to happen.

  • so according to your statmant; every english canadian who wouldn't accept french canadian to build an independant country should go back to english shore ?

    separation is being evoqued every day in old country like Belgium why should you escape the polemic ?

  • for your information i perfer no one leaves english or french for that matter. i only said if they dont truly feel canadian they should leave. Though i have english roots i only consider myself canadian only. And also by the way i never said

    "go back to france you stupid frenc canadian ",thats taking everything out of context and inventing your own attitudes to make it seem offensive. not to mention including a lack of respect towards canadians in quebec.

  • dites-moi ce qui est erroné avec être un Canadien ? nos langues sont françaises et les anglais qu'elles peuvent co-exister si les attitudes et les avis changent pour les avoir les deux égale à l'intérieur du Canada.

  • Greetings all.

    I see that I have started some interesting discussion.

    I also notice that someone has posted a video response. Unfortunately, mon French est limitee so could someone please translate, or better yet, could the fellow who posted provide a Henglish commmentary.

    Merci

    Glen Foster

  • HAHAHAaaaaaaah. Nice.

  • nevermind the economy, the words will get you!

  • Si vous etes tanné des Québécois, et bien laisser nous faire notre propre pays! Et en passant, la seule province francophone, c'est le Quebec. Le nouve3au Brunswick a aboli le français au début du siecle.

  • Man this guy is funny and he is right.

    Its also ok to find quebecois are a pain in the butt, even if you speak french. merci bonsoir.

  • He's right, he just put other words on the facts.

    There is nothing nasty with what he's saying, every provinces find reasons to cry =)

    Il a raison, il ne fait que mettre différent mots sur les faits.

    Il n'y a rien de méchant dans ce qu'il dit, toutes les provinces trouvent des raisons sur lequelles se plaindre =)

  • depuis que la Nouvelle-France est tombée au mains de l'Angleterre, le but des anglophones a toujours été de nous assimiler, que nous devenions des anglais.

  • Bande d'enculés, quand vous ne comprenez pas de quoi vous parlez, fermez vous la geule tabarnak.

    si les québécois veulent etre reconnus comme étant différents des canadians et des américains, c'est tout simplement parce que nous avons une culture différents, une histoire diférente, des origines différentes, des croyances, et surtout, une langue, ce grand héritage que nous devons protéger.

  • protect?  You gotta start with taking action against things. Not just talking about it.

  • By the way, what happened to canadadivided and exxsi? I read everything about them got suspended?

  • I hate Quebec. They enforce unilingual laws and then expect the rest of us to have bilingualism. Ungrateful little French whiners. I think we should deport the lot of them.

  • What are the unilinguals laws that your are talking about? And yeah, we expect you tu be bilingual, but you dont respect the 101 and to deport us... i mean keep dreaming racist fag...

  • Since when is French a race?

  • not a race but a nation

  • You are aware that what you write on the internet can be used against you if someone brings a complaint to the police? There is already one case of a guy from Lasalle. Want to be the second one? Well, watch out.

  • And what am I going to get in trouble for? Speaking clearly? Of course not.

    That's assuming my ISP would let people know who I am in the first place. Which they would not, especially over something that is not a criminal offence.

  • lol! So...have you already went out from your grave? Cuz if you didn't notice, there is building in what we call cities...stupid english suckaz...if you believe in what you said, believe in so much hate, it means it's time to get you a girlfriend but I know you prefer to do in what you're the best...Fuck OFF!!!

  • Calm down, stupid Quebecois.

    You clearly require anger management. Might want to learn to type properly. Or if it's a problem with your understanding of English, speak in French. Don't worry, I can read French.

  • looooool you are stupid as hell dude read about the 101 buddy

  • History & cultural lesson for you =)

    -There is 3 bilingual provinces, Alberta, New-Brunswick & Quebec, end of story.

    -"French whiners" french live in France not in Canada, so it could be better to write "frog whiners"

    -The deportation has been done by the British Empire and not the few english canadian redneck, the acadians were deported not the quebecer.

    I hope it will help ;-)

  • That the sort of comment who explain why english canadian are dumb ass.

  • hahah i wan't that shirt more than anything!

  • crisse que c est con

  • this is pretty gay

  • i hate his accent but its really funny :P

  • I don't see YOU up there, jerk off!

  • ..lol what an ignorant fat bastard

  • You're just jealous that he's so much better at comedy than you are.

  • I totally have that shirt! My sister got one for me for my birthday when she worked at Yuk Yuks. She even got you to sign it! I love it!

  • This "My Canada Includes..." t-shirt bit is still great, though I still remember it from old Just For Laughs and the 2000 Comedy Now special, and it's the same as it always was, more or less. Think it might be getting a little worn out by now?

  • Thanks for your comment. Dated though the shirt (and the material) may be. It still sells. That's why I put up this clip. Cheers!  G

  • True enough. Business sense rules. ;) Glad to know that there are still people discovering the bit for the first time, anyway!

  • In Canada we have french-imperative language law being enforced by titled 'french champions' wrongfully interpreting dual language policy and enforcing Official Bilingualism under disguise using it as a job-blocker to deny unilingual Canadians access to equal opportunities for employment.

    Human Rights violations in Canada.

    This is 'Nouveau Canada'. Canada is divided. Quebec is already a separated nation.

    Visit: ...canadadivided[dot]com

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