Ryan Murphy's How To Cause A Traffic Accident

[SenceraStudios]

Ryan looks so kawaaiii :3

[MsAnnoyingComment]

...You lost a bet, didn't you?

[L1I2A3M4O5]

i love his many outfits

[ImageoftheMench]

Were you wearing make-up, Ryan? You look stunning. :D

[Regginyaga]

This worked

[musicalperson64]

AAAAHHHHH NEIL NOOOO!

[XTREMEGAMERS58]

I suggest rubbing the creature in dirt. It will give the filthy effect..........OF DIRT.

[chelseamuse72]

Oh, Ryan.

[mattboy1152]

Boy Ryan how could I have ever guessed you could get so smokin hot?

[puffleissocute]

O_O well i WAS going to do this, cause you said not to so many times, but then you had the death threat at the end, so, =(

[ComradePajitnov]

Ryan you are so cute with makeup on.

[Oso1G]

two words.... HO MO 

[peaceloveandrockism]

@Oso1G whore mother?

[Oso1G]

@peaceloveandrockism Sorry to hear your mother is a whore. That is however fitting for a piece of shit dick sucking anal jousting homo like yourself.

[peaceloveandrockism]

@Oso1G how mature : fighting over the internet while you're probably just a 9 year old kid that is seeking the most swears for one sentence.Bravo

[Oso1G]

@peaceloveandrockism Shut your cocksucker you fucking pole pirate.

[itsamatterofdog]

@Oso1G IF ALL THE SQUIRTLES IN THE WORLD GOT TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT WOULD BE A SQUIRTOPIA. :D

[dark3rbol]

I have the weirdest boner.

[AnimatorsatWork]

I honestly dont think Ryan is gay. Hes just messed up.

[Armedwithapen]

NEIL!! NOOOOO!!!!

[Annabatz123]

... i think its unfair that he looks that good as a girl but is also an amazingly gorgeous guy.... just not fair, but tottaly hot.

[Mikeg993]

Is Ryan gay? Not asking that in any rude context, I am just curious!

[TerraHv1]

wow... he looks really cute as a girl... I'm jealous :p

[PanndaKat]

dude, if your voice was different I could've thought you were a girl.

[blackbyrus]

Parts of this are wonderful in 1911 vision.

[randommushu]

i did all your video demonstrations... seven times

[Lionzlove]

Ryan makes a pretty girl :)

[chelseamuse72]

I wish I was as pretty and talented as Ryan...

[empossible1]

woah.... i know a guy named ryan murphy... i guess thats a common name.

[iAkangaroo]

@empossible1 no its not

[BluberryMuffin652]

Ryan wears makeup... sometimes. He does epic claymations. he is an awesome director. Ryan, why aren't you an even more famous director??

[BrynEnsomhet]

You are very attractive in that dress, especially while threatening murder. I'd ask you out in a heartbeat. Would you ever say yes to a green-haired girl?

[asapound]

he's so pretty!!!

[ShinySkarmory]

"to the right..."

Might want to update that.

[HordikaNation52]

Ryan is so hot when he dresses like a woman <3

[cutieclarebear]

is he gay??

[lusteraliaszero]

@cutieclarebear I'm pretty sure he isn't. He might simply not be scared of wearing whatever he wants

[adrekke]

@cutieclarebear

What would it matter?

[LemurianUnicorn]

Neil has the best expressions of horror!

[ShotUrGoldFish]

ahah is he wearing makeup too?

[weretiger12]

Weird

[CreamRocks1]

Never, EVER watch this while eating.

[LittleUggie]

Dude, why are you wearing a dress? Not that it isn't pretty, but...

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

Needs updated for the new YouTube layout... not to the right anymore, that just advises against saying that in front of Grandpa. Now the info you want people to read is below...

[Anameleth13]

@JubJubtheWonderHippo Yeah he's not gonna redo the video and a subtitle, quote thing would look stupid. So, no.

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

@Anameleth13 I was joking. I think it's quite obvious I was joking.

[TheRealStupidMovie]

RIP Neil.

[iOpposum]

You would be a gorgeous female. I'd have sex with your female-self, and I'm a straight girl.

[alexkaylan]

Hilarious.

Also, you're gorgeous, wtf.

[ChiaraVideos]

Ya know....I just may try this. Sorry Neal.

[SpellCrec]

DON'T KILL NEIL

WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO HARRY, RON AND DUMBLEDORE?

[shrikechan]

Damn, you are seriously hot. I mean really...

[max11389]

Y is he wearing makeup?

[lusteraliaszero]

@max11389 because he can?

[shrikechan]

Holy crap! A guy who wears red and white stockings with red boots!....I think I love you! This outfit is completely epic. :O

[lesaubergines]

You are a very beautiful, sexy woman.

[ChickenNugget3467]

NUUU DON'T KILL NEAL!!! *leaves then comes back eating popcorn* ok go ahead now lol :D

[LocksAndChains]

The first time I watched this, I did not question the feminine attire...

Now, after watching Mister Murphy's other videos for so long, I am suddenly aware of it...

I would ask WHY, but I doubt I would receive any answer that could be adequately processed by my limited human brain.

[EdenChespir]

wait, he'll kill neil?

NOOOOO!

But brilliant video.

[BeparoVideos]

aw man, while watching this video i was deciding who to steal the animal from to imediatly start on this "project" but then at the end when you said you'd kill neil i stopped and thought "aw damn i can't now..."

lol great video i laughed alot

[Rubayy96]

hahah the makeup<2

[MendocinoDragon]

NEIL!! Somebody save him!

[NettanMuffin306]

You are SO DAMN SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Mayday3095]

"and remember don't ever do anything i do in a video. or else i'll KILL neil. goodbye ^_^ "

[SomehowCreativeYT]

i thought he was a girl first o___o

[13dogprouductions]

another way to cause widespread pain is to kill neil, not that i support or endorse that in any way other than posting this on the internet on one of the most popular websites in history on a wonderfully education video.

-sara. lalalalala.......

[doranduh]

Am I alone when I noticed he was wearing a ridiculous amount of makeup about half way through the movie?

[Gothrockgirl666]

hehe u look like a girl no offence

[circethesorceress]

I miss this Ryan...

[Brightfur10]

It worked. I got arrested.

[Brightfur10]

P.S. you look sexy wearing that hippie-girl costume. 

[degubamboo]

"You, and any of the people you've organised as onlookers should just try to run away because, what you're doing is wrong on a fundamental human level, and should you get caught, you'll get exactly what you deserve"

[radioactivellamafish]

And remember, don't ever do anything I do in a video, or else I'll kill Neil.

lol

[candylvr471]

or else i will kill neil

[purrrfectgirl10]

wow................Ryan suits women's clothes!

[phionexflames]

I...love you.

[DVDluvr123]

Why does that woman have a man's voice?

[purrrfectgirl10]

so you would do all that just to cause a "likelyhood" of an accident? what the hell?

[teezkut]

GIVE THE4 SKINNY GUY SOME FOOD!!!

[Stratmoblin]

what? that wasn't a traffic accident, that was just fake roadkill. the title was misleading. i still appreciate your stuff, though

[ronnehh]

I swear in the last scene he looked like a convincing deep voiced girl..

[CreamRocks1]

Oh God, Please Dont Kill Neil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobbing* Oh Please, Please, Please DONT KILL NEIL!!!

[memekins121]

yay for desroying stuffed animals

[JadeJeanPantz]

Nooooooooooo Dont kill Neil! LOL!

[kaos465]

is he wearing womens clothing in the beggining?

[PeachPiggy]

God, chack out Neil's face... Shocking!:)

[FiriethMystways]

Ryan could "cause a traffic accident" just by walking near a road in one of the outfits he's wearing in this! :D

[PeachPiggy]

Haha... I actually tried to do this next to my neighbour's yard, and I also spilt some fake blood around my creature so it'll look like a murdered animal...

It kind of worked:)

[meshumekha]

"Don't ever do anything that I do in a video. Or else, I'll kill Neil...Goodbye!"

Oh, my. I think I may be in love.

[degubamboo]

Ahhh another wonderful video from the twisted mind of Ryan Murphy. Who else would think of such delightfully chilling and funny videos?

[NotASocialCommentary]

Why is Ryan so hot? Does he plan on switching to full girl, because I'd hit that.

God, that didn't come out right at all.

[LC21Untamed]

he looks like a vampire in that suit he was wearing lmao

[jakespnl463]

u look like a pirate

[SirWet]

This video gives me the urge to punch that guy in this face really really really hard

[viktan12]

lol O.O

[bch2285]

Ryan, part pirate, part Irish, and (who knew) part smokin' hot 1960's hippie chick! You go gir.. gu.. du.. Ryan!

[Noromongrel]

That was twisted, and you look like Ryan Philipe. But kinda funny.

[hellkittenproduction]

1:25 WHAT THE... well at least he's not wearing drag.

[gdlookn]

lol, is it odd that i think ryan dressed in drag is still hot.

[RightEyeRuiz]

no lol. i agree

[xNightmarexVampsx]

0:22

........no comment

[XineDemino]

You're so pretty, Ryan. :D

[iRaquel]

ahaha my favorite part 1:59

[TheOmigoshification]

Lol were do u get all these outfits lol

[brrrul]

i love your red shoes lol 0:21

[tommybomb1]

what a complete fucking cock head, cross dressing cunt !!!!

[misshelpme]

DONT HURT NEIL!!

[SequelToThePrequel]

I suggest rubbing the stuffed animal in the DIRT: this will give it the filthy effect of DIRT

[Icesurfer365]

lmao!!! this is funny.....but don't kill neil!

[EvilBranMuffiin]

Why are you dressed as a woman and *AHEM* NOOOOOOOO NOT NEIL!!! KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[xGreenxDragonxGirlx]

Nooooo! Neil!

[bubblegumandcherries]

wot the hell.. is he a trannyy

[thedigitalnomad]

I love his socks

[Zuxinowo]

Hahahahahahahahahah omg ryan is so fucking funny I thought neil cicierega´s account had all the videos but im wrong you work separately but help each other thats cool Im going to see all your videos hahah

[coliho]

ryan looks like a girl in some parts of this video

[pireninja]

@coliho i think that might have been just to increase the scariness of the video

[harumushi8]

Dude he makes a good tyranny, and hey could he for real be gay? Like nice hair, + wore dress and dident look accward + Ben Bernanke vid = mabey.......

[Eveliinchen]

That's exactly why he did it, to read such messages after... :o) Lol

[harumushi8]

True, true (fantasy killer....)

[mrpitchf0rk]

There's a difference between being gay and being effeminate. Besides, IT DOES NOT MATTER. Sexual orientation is only an issue if you're attracted to someone.

[SokaRoxMySox]

EEP! EYE PATCH!  WOOT!

[lovemesomejasper]

nooo! dont kill neil! : ' (

haha you guys are the greatest.

[Tatersalad773]

this will give it the filthy effect of... dirt.

[Dr8trak]

OH GOD!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL NEIL!!!

[starlightcheese]

I like that dress. He should wear that more often.

[xx6sarah6xx]

NEIL D:<

[trojanrose]

noodle

[mermaidmelodyloverr]

love it XD! you guys are genius!

[afternoonish]

he's gay

[Nekomataxo]

rofl, don't do it anybody, otherwise Ryan will kill Neil!!!

Loving the video, this is hilarious!!! :D

[MyKewi]

Is it a girl or a bot?

[theuber1337]

It's a bot.

[DotWasHere]

idk why but i didnt really find that funny.... sorry

lol but i liked the ending!!

[HentaiSweetie]

Voice aside, you make a very convincing girl, I mean it. 5/5

[DDLKILLER]

NOO! dont kill neil! hilarious btw!

[SarahD3V]

you are really incredibly adorable.

[muffinlord355]

this is soo ausome love the ending!! ROFL!!!:)

[alecisatoon12]

he looks like a gay wad but of couse that was all a joke.

[MyKewi]

i love tha hair!!!!!!!

[CandyLlama1]

Wow that was amazing!

[Hopscotchmonkey95]

NOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANT NEIL TO DIE!!!!!! Funny video though

[XJustAnotherOutcastX]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

I like how he was just dressing up random. Pirate, Lady, etc. XD GOOD JOB MAN! You are definitely my heroes.

NEILS ALIVE GUYS! HE MADE A VIDEO!

[Fronkadelic]

Wow, Ryan can be pretty hot. Happy to see a fellow cross-dresser rocking their shit well.

[Penguinmenace]

3:46 did he just ensure that a bunch of people who don't like these videos will be arrested?

[hugesbspfreak]

i think i have tose pants he's wearing when he has the eyepatch on.Interesting very Interesting

[TheDragonwyfe]

i love your boots!...please don't kill niel

[erininpink]

lol i love his costumes

[wildcherry7263]

Ok, so who tried it at home. Neil hasn't made a video since July. Its only obvious Ryan Killed him.

[ArcKaive]

Nah, Niel is still alive. I saw him at Youmacon about a week ago. Mind, he WAS still bound and gagged, but...

[kitkatcutie520]

@wildcherry7263 , he made a video today, so he's stil alive.

[Gertrude49]

I roared with laughter! It was rather entertaining I must say!

[nastybutler16]

FYI guys I'm pretty sure Ryan's not gay - he justs pushes the boundaries some times.

He is however one of Youtubes formost gay equality supporters.

My sources are his facebook page and something his obscure friend Neil wrote that I read somewhere.

[LivviaNorskGoddess]

i has sad feeling that he is quite possibaly gay = i cant has him for me but i like the idea he is with guys :Dhehehh

[Xerae]

RAAARGHGHAG I have decided that I want this...Ryan. I want him for myself.

[ShallowThoughts]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .. nah, I needs me some boobage and minus-cockage or I lose interest. Almost, though.

[Kinggezz]

equizit

[hadies243]

lol!

 the entire vid is just hilarious!

[OoTA95oO]

"Or else... I'll kill Neil!" *smile* "Goodbye!!" xD Hmm... it's weird to see you in a dress... but I like your boots :'D

[halucynki]

Nice dress! You look good in make-up :]

[sushigurl1]

Don't kill Neil D: Pls!

[whitestripebuzz]

1:23 i....want.....that......suit.

[599524]

hahahaha! your killling me ! your really killing me!

[fregglover]

" If the cops come...you should just run because what you're doing is wrong on a fundamental level"

LOL! And Neil is so funny, but Emmy's reaction is my personal favorite.

[NESRULES111]

What's with the constant costume changes?

[insertnamehere84]

y is ryan wearing a dress? and an eyepatch? and weird red boots?

hmm...... i like it! XD

[clayounderwood]

NO!

[Zalsia]

Now we just need a video with Jake in a sailor suit, and then we have ideal mental scarring material to unleash upon our friends and family! Just kidding, I love all your videos ^^ But Jake in a sailor suit would be very much apprichiated.... VERY much.... heh heh

[terrier136]

1:23 .... is there life on mars?

[EvaJanus]

i love ur hair :x

[black6eMOhawk]

lol NEIL!

[agwellin]

My god, Ryan is so cute. I am so gay for Ryan!

[nhmllr725]

We're all gay for Ryan

[mistyspy]

Oh poor neil xD